MBN 2009 Weekly Schedules

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MBN Weekly Schedules: Week of April 19, 2010

Monday, April 19

8:00 - Temps [Episode 1-02]
NEW! "Bye, Bye, Birdie"
GlomCo is going to the dogs…and cats, and weasels, and birds. It’s national Take Your Pet to work day and the temps must spend the day avoiding various pets, from dogs to ferrets to birds, even a pot-bellied pig. The visiting bird belongs to Ross and Teddy is given the unfortunate task of caring for the feathered pest (Ross the Boss has a company to run and can’t be bothered with a bird he never really liked anyway). Things only go from bad to worse for Teddy as the bird gets out of his cage and he enlists his fellow temps on a search for the animal that takes them all over the building. Meanwhile, sexpot Angie is smitten with the EMT paramedic who is giving free courses in CPR to company employees. She is only too eager to volunteer for mouth-to-mouth from the hunky lifesaver. When the groups search for Ross’s bird proves fruitless, Teddy decides to suck it up and tell his boss that he “lost” the bird, only to find it has returned to its cage.

8:30 - In the '80s [Episode 1-01]
REPEAT "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Pat fainted in the year 1984 and now twenty-five years later he has woken up, while the world is living in 2009 Pat (Jim Breuer) is still living like it is 1984, he doesn't know technology, loves his 80s music and has barely aged.
It has been twenty-five years since Pat fainted at the age of twenty. Now forty-five he finally awakes from his coma. While his body has aged, he has not. Pat is still living like he is twenty in 1984 when in fact he is 45 in 2009. When he wakes up there is nobody around as the hospital staff has left him alone and his family forgot about it, but he is back and living in 1984!

9:00 - Educating Lewis [Episode 1-12] ***MBN Premiere Episode***
NEW! "No Child Left Behind"
Lewis Tanner (Lewis Black) has only been principal at William Henry Harrison High School since September, but he already has the school board breathing down his neck when its learned that Harrison High is close to failing its "No Child Left Behind" goals, which could cost the school much needed federal dollars. In response, the school board decides to hire Mona Classen (new cast member Annie Potts) to be Principal Tanner's new assistant principal and help him whip Harrison High back into shape. Lewis and the more business minded Mona - she teaches economics, after all - clash almost immediately. What's worse is that Lewis had a secret crush on Mona during their time in school, even though she doesn't remember him (he even drags out an old high school yearbook to prove to Mona that they were indeed classmates). The two are forced to come together for the good of the school after spending most of their first day locked in a supply closet.

9:30 - In the '80s [Episode 1-02]
NEW! "I Just Called to Say I Love You"
Before checking out of the hospital Pat’s mother calls, surprised at the news of her son, she wants to express her love.

10:00 - Getting Some [Episode 1-03]
REPEAT "Legs and Thighs"
"I know nothing about sex, because I was always married." Jerry drives a long the freeway, car speeding up, Natalia sitting next to him. What was he doing? Call it crazy, call it love, call it hormones but he just didn’t care about this girls flaws, and I’m not referring to her chubby thighs, which would usually be the biggest issue any man would have to deal with. He was heading off into the sunset with a murderer and all he could think about was did he pack enough condoms. Ben recruits the help of Beth to move on from Jesse and so Beth sets Ben up with her friend Melissa. "I’ve never been on an afternoon date before," she told Ben as they ate their spaghetti. "You’ve never been on a Ben date then. Forget sex before marriage, my only rule, no sex before dinner." Melissa laughed. Ben, putting too much on his fork and missing his mouth completely, "God these balls are big." (He went for the cheap laugh, so what?) Beth is looking for her dad and finds Graham in his house. Graham had also shown up looking for Jerry, failing to find him he turns on television X, grabs a box of 'man size' tissues and made himself at home. "Hey," Graham said as Beth entered. "Is my dad here?" she asked, unphased by the naked women dancing on the television and the dozen scrunched up tissues on the floor. "You got a cold?" She joked. "I guess you could say I’m sick." He replied, humor in his voice. "Your dad’s not here," Graham continued. "Alright," said Beth, "I’m just going to use the bathroom." As she exited the bathroom Graham hands her a beer. "No thanks," she says. "Just one won’t hurt," he tells her. She grabs the beer and downs it, mistake number 1, never accept a drink from a stranger and just because you think you know someone, doesn’t mean they aren’t a stranger. Jerry and Natalia make love in the back of the car on the side of the road. Jerry hops out to go to the trunk to get snacks, while searching for the snacks he finds a ton of heroin and week stashed behind the chocolate chip cookies. He continues to check the trunk; he finds a whip and a taser, either Natalia planned for extremely kinky sex or she’s running a drug ring and isn’t scared to hurt about standing in her way. What has Jerry gotten himself in for? An hour has passed and Beth is passed out on the sofa and Graham is just cleaning himself up. He lifts Beth and carries her to an alley 3 blocks away from Jerry’s house and leaves her there returning to Jerry’s place, smirking. Ben and Melissa make it back to her place and as she hops onto the bed her artificial leg falls off. Ben looks at the leg as Melissa tries to pull him on top of her. Is he really that superficial? "I have to go," he panics. I guess he is… Cassandra arrives at Jerry’s place, looking for her daughter but finding Graham. "Is Beth here?" I’ve been here all day and she hasn’t been here at all,” he lied, smiling. "Can I get you a drink Cassandra?" He offers. "Sure." She replies. Graham mixes and hands her a drink, you can probably fill in the blanks, because come morning, Cassandra’s going to be left doing the same thing.

Tuesday, April 20

8:00 - High School Superstars! [Episode 1-23]
NEW! "Performance Show #7"
Judges David Foster, Paula Abdul, and Jesse McCartney have chosen 22 acts from various high schools across the United States and are in Orlando, Florida with host Joey Lawrence. 12 acts remain (ten having been eliminated by voters; two extra have joined by online vote), tonight 6 remaining acts - 3 men and 3 women - perform. The two performers who have the lowest vote totals from online voting will be eliminated on Friday's live results show.


9:00 - Falling With Style [Episode 1-19]
NEW! "April 22"
Professor Harper is giving a lecture on control theory. He states “You’ve got a desired outcome that you want to be at. This is true in engineering, and this is true in life. How can you get there? What’s it going to take to get to where you need to be? In the world of engineering, there’s a thing we call the controller. It manipulates the inputs to obtain a desired effect on the output of the system. This is the reference, in life this is your goal. It’s all about how dynamic systems work, how we interact with the world around us, and to what extent we can control where our path is heading. As I’ve said to you all before, there’s not one topic in engineering that can’t be related to your life, and control theory is no different. That’s it for today’s session. There will be no Thursday session this week, so we’ll pick up where we left off next week.” Michael and Ashley gather up their books and head outside. Michael says “I can’t believe Professor Harper canceled class. He’s always at least twenty minutes early and absolutely loves what he’s doing. I wonder what the deal is.” Ashley replies “From what I’ve heard, he takes this specific day off every year but no one has ever been able to figure out why. There’s lots of crazy stories and guesses people have made over the years, but no one knows the reason for sure.” Michael replies “That’s so weird, I wonder if anyone has ever just asked him.” Ashley replies “Good question, I doubt anyone ever has. He seems like he’d be pretty unapproachable on any type of potential personal issues.” Michael nods his head and he and Ashley continue walking.

Jimmy Cooper and Jennifer Ward are working on a class assignment together at Jennifer’s house. Jennifer asks “Okay, so you’ve been holding out on me. How did things go with Ariel on Friday night?” Jimmy replies “They went really well, we got to go up on stage and everything. Michael set the whole thing up and he didn’t even let me in on it. He really is something else.” Jennifer replies “That’s all great, but I wanna hear all the juicy details! Sorry for being so nosy, but I’m a girl, I can’t help it! I’d ask Ariel, but I think she’s probably way too shy to tell me anything, so I’ve gotta get the news from you. It’s not every day that love is in the air at Kramllah.” Jimmy replies “Well there’s really no juicy details to give out. We had a really great time, and we will leave it at that Ms. Nosy.” Jimmy flashes Jennifer a smile and Jennifer replies “Fine, I guess I’ll have to get all the info from Ariel!” Jennifer and Jimmy both share a good laugh as they continue working on their homework.

There’s a knock at the door at Professor Harper’s office and Professor Harper replies “come in.” Michael walks in and asks Professor Harper if he has a second to talk. Professor Harper replies “Sure, what’s on your mind? Hopefully you haven’t been too busy playing catch-up for the week you missed.” Michael replies “I’ve gotten a lot of help from Ashley with that thankfully, so it hasn’t been too bad. I was actually stopping by not to talk about me, but actually to talk about you. There’s a lot of wild stories going around campus as to why you always take April 22nd off every year, and I’m wondering if you’re even aware of it and if you’d like a chance to set the records straight and put an end to all the crazy stories going around.” Professor Harper turns to Michael and replies “I’m aware of the stories Michael, people will always search for the answer that cannot be found. I don’t mind the tales that are out there floating around. I know the true reason, and that’s more than sufficient enough for me.” Michael replies “But wouldn’t you rather just set everyone straight and end the discussion. I’m sure people are making a much bigger deal out if it than they should be, don’t you think it’s best just to squash the rumors?” Professor Harper pauses before replying “Mr. Bailey, you are always welcome in my office if it relates to school work, or even in some cases, personal issues that you may be having. When it comes to issues that are personal to me though, that type of subject matter is off limits. So if you don’t have anything else to discuss with me, you really should be on your way, I have lots of work to get through.” Michael nods his head slowly before getting up and leaving without saying a word as Professor Harper keeps working on the paperwork at his desk.

Michael is putting away boxes at Kramllah when Jimmy approaches him and asks “Hey Michael, I know I’ve thanked you like ten times already, but I just wanna let you know again how much I appreciated what you did for me the other night. Ariel had such an amazing time, and it really is all thanks to you.” Michael replies “I think it has more to do with you, that girl really likes you man. Are you thinking of making this official?” Jimmy replies with a quizzical look “What do you mean by official?” Michael answers “Well, you know, do the whole girlfriend/boyfriend facebook status change thing.” Jimmy asks “Is that what constitutes a relationship nowadays?” Michael answers “Pretty much, it’s a sad world we live in, I know.” Jimmy replies “Well honestly, I do think we’d be really good together. I just have no idea how to go about asking a girl to be my girlfriend. I’ve never had a girlfriend. I mean, do you just ask them, hey do you wanna be my girlfriend?” Michael replies “Not exactly man, for the most part, words don’t seal the deal on the formation of a relationship. There’s gonna be a moment that you two share, and maybe it’ll be punctuated by a long kiss, maybe it won’t, but at that point, you’ll both know it, and words won’t even matter at that point, it’s a magical moment my friend.” Jimmy replies “Is that how it was with Ashley when you guys started dating again?” Michael pauses before replying “Honestly, if you find the right girl, it’s like that every time you see her, hear her voice, or even think of her. There’s nothing in the world that beats that feeling, once you’re lucky enough to feel it, you’ll know what I’m saying.”

Michael and Ashley are relaxing watching some television together and Ashley notices that Michael is preoccupied and asks “What’s wrong hun?” Michael replies “Well I tried talking to Professor Harper about why he cancels class on April 22nd every year, I figured I’d give him the chance to just set the record straight and put an end to the rumors, and he basically shut down completely and told me to leave. It was really surprising, especially since I feel like he and I have built up a solid relationship over the course of the year. I’ve gone to him so many times for advice, school related or non-school related, and he’s always been a beacon of consistency for me who has opened my eyes up to things I wouldn’t have seen on my own. I just thought that he’d let me in, kinda makes me feel like maybe I’m no different to him than any of his other students.” Ashley grabs hold of Michael’s hand and replies “Don’t feel that way Michael, it’s just his defense mechanism. I’m sure he’s so used to shutting people out that it comes as second nature to him. If it really means a lot to you, confront him one more time about it, and tell him how you’re feeling. Don’t take no for an answer, because I’m sure in a lot of ways, he needs you just as much as you need him.” Michael nods his head and thinks about what Ashley just said.

Jimmy and Ariel are walking together on North Avenue beach peering off onto Lake Michigan. Jimmy replies “I had no idea this beach was within walking distance of Kramllah.” Ariel replies with a playful laugh while looking at Jimmy’s pasty white skin “Why am I not surprised?” Jimmy and Ariel take a seat at a bench on the beach and look off into the distance as the sun starts to set over the ocean. Ariel places her head on Jimmy’s shoulder and Jimmy starts to feel the moment Michael was describing earlier. Ariel opens up the palms of her hands onto Jimmy’s lap and he places his hands in hers as the two stare silently off into the distance at the setting sun.

Michael knocks on Professor Harper’s door once more. Professor Harper yells to come in and Michael finds Professor Harper moving quickly around his office putting things away and preparing to leave. Professor Harper asks “Mr. Bailey, I’ve got only a few minutes, what do you need?” Michael replies “Look, I know whatever the reason you cancel class is your personal business and you don’t have to explain it to any student on this campus. Honestly though, if you just think of me as another student, that really hurts Professor. I can count the people I’ve told in Chicago about my past on one hand, I’ve opened up to you over the past 8 months, and you’ve helped me in ways I cannot thank you enough for, and I feel like I finally have a chance to pay you back for all that advice and be there for you in a time of need, and you’re just unwilling to give me that chance. It’s not easy for me to tell people about how both of my parents passed away within a year of each other, I don’t enjoy doing it, but I feel like it’s the right thing to do if I ever wanna truly let someone in. All that I’m asking for Professor is that you let me in, and show me that this bond we’ve formed is stronger than the average student-teacher bond, and more importantly, give me a chance to be there for you the way you’ve been there for me.” Professor Harper pauses for a good amount of time before saying “Alright Mr. Bailey, follow me.”

Michael follows silently behind Professor Harper who leads Michael to his car. They both hop in and drive silently for over an hour until Professor Harper finally reaches a cemetery and pulls over. Professor Harper grabs flowers from the back of his trunk and a red fire truck and begins walking towards a gravesite as Michael follows quietly behind. Professor Harper reaches his destination. The tombstone reads “Christine Harper January 16th, 1960- April 22nd, 1990 and Evan Harper March 23rd, 1988- April 22nd, 1990. A tear begins to fall down Michael’s face as Professor Harper breaks the silence “I was gonna get to it Saturday morning, first thing. I just had some papers to grade and some lesson plans to write, but first thing Saturday morning, I was gonna head up to the dealership and have them check out the brakes on my car. Money always seemed to be tight, we’d put off fixing things for as long as we could. I was just starting out as a professor and was drowning in student loans. After we had Evan, Christine quit her job as a nurse because she couldn’t stand the thought of having to leave him with a stranger. That’s when we had to drop down to one car because we couldn’t afford to pay the insurance on a second one. I was at a parent teacher conference that Friday night that ended around 7PM. When it finished up, I looked outside but I didn’t see Christine so I called the home phone.” Professor Harper is fighting back tears, and Michael has tears falling rapidly down his face. “She said she was running late and hadn’t gotten the chance to leave yet but was just about to head out the door. I told her to get here as quick as she could because I was really tired and wanted to get home as soon as possible. She apologized for being behind schedule, and told me how much she loved me. I rushed my way off the phone and I honestly can’t even remember if I told her that I loved her back. Well that was the last time I ever heard her voice.” Professor Harper pauses once again as more tears begin to stream down his face. He continues with a tremble in his voice “She was doing 50 heading up to a stoplight, and the light turned yellow, she went to hit the brakes but they failed completely and she was hit head on by a Semi that was clearing the intersection making a left turn.” Professor Harper bursts into tears and tries to continue “She was rushing because of me, and on that day, I lost the two loves of my life, I lost my entire world. On that day, Thomas Harper died, and I’ve been a shell of the man I once was ever since. I come to this gravesite every year on the day before the anniversary of their deaths, because on April 21, 1990, my world hadn’t ended yet. I don’t work on April 22nd because I know there’s no way I’d make it through the day without breaking down completely. Twenty years later and it still breaks my heart every time I think of what happened on April 22nd. I bring these Poinsettias for my wife because they were her absolute favorite. Her garden was filled with them, vibrant and beautiful, just like she was.” Professor Harper really starts to break down at this point but attempts to continue “And for my son, he was the most amazing little guy. We couldn’t afford to buy him nearly as many toys as we wanted to, so he only had a few, but he never complained or asked for more. He had a little red fire truck that was his absolute favorite; he played with it so much that the little plastic wheels were almost completely worn down. Buying these fire trucks every year brings back the memory of the glowing look on his face when I gave him that first one, and for one split second, I can feel like he’s here with me again.” Michael has tears streaming down his face and Professor Harper breaks down crying at this point. Michael taps Professor Harper on the shoulder and opens his arms, and the two share a heartfelt embrace. No further words are spoken as the scene fades to black and the credits start to roll.

10:00 - Getting Some [Episode 1-04] ***special night***
REPEAT "To Be a Man"
"Sudden acquaintance brings repentance." Jack is invited to his first boy/girl party tonight and is being forced to go by his mother, who obviously believes your never too young to lose your innocence. Jack sits on his bed, 5 hours before the party, not worrying about how he might look on the dance floor or what he’ll wear or what people will think of him. Jack was concerned about the fact it was a boy/girl party and the simple fact is, he had no idea which one he was going for. Jerry has spent the last week in a hotel in Texas with this mysterious mistress of his. Exact numbers are blurry but let’s just say Charlie Sheen would be impressed at the rate these 2 are going. Natalia is asleep and Jerry decides it’s time to find a bit more about her. He opens her purse quietly and begins going through her thing, 3 ID cards, all with different names. She has just short of a dozen credit cards, each with a different name. She stashed drugs, knives, guns, ammunition and a packet of mint gum in her purse. Jerry was beginning to become concerned. "Jerry..." Natalia spoke softly. Jerry was scared, had she seen him? "Yes?" He answered. "You see that gun you just had in your hand?" Jerry’s mind went blank for a moment; he finally found the courage to reply. "Yeah..." Natalia looked at him smiling, "I want you to kill me with it." Ben sits by himself in a bar, using his fake ID and charm to get served. A well built, tanned, shirtless guy sits down next to him. "You need a shirt to get served here?" He asked. "Not when you have abs like that," Ben replied, only realizing how gay it sounded afterwards. "I’m Bill," said, well, Bill. "Ben," he introduced himself with a handshake. "I know," Bill replied, before ordering a, "Pint of beer, any kind." Ben looked at Bill, "How do you know who I am?" he asked. After a long pause Bill finally says, "Because, you were dating my wife." At the hotel room Natalia hands Jerry the gun, he drops it on the floor, she picks it up, "Kill me or I’ll kill you," she threatened. Jerry cocks the gun and points it at Natalia, and then he whispers, "I love you." Then pulls the trigger, nothing happens. Natalia smiles, then laughs, then says "Just joking." Jack sat alone drinking a root beer at the party, some crap Lady GaGa song was blasting, I guess the fact he wasn’t on the dance floor while this song was playing was 1 point to the straight team. An 11 year old boy, Martin, sits down next to Jack. "Nobody puts baby in the corner," Max said. Jack looked at Martin, "You want to dance?" he asked. Martin shook his head, "Want to just go upstairs?" Martin asked. Ben shook his head, then said "You want to tell me your name first?"

Wednesday, April 21

8:00 - Greatest Day [Episode 1-12] ***special night***
NEW!
Mike and Sue have 4 children who all suffer from an extreme case of light sensitivity which means they cannot be in direct sunlight. Their children's age range between 2-9 and they have dedicated most of their life to taking care of the kids.
Greatest Day get Disneyland to open privately at night time and fly the family to Orlando to enjoy the Magic Kingdom, all to themselves, complete with a firework display and all their favourite characters, plus no queues to go on the rides.
The show then interview the family, in their own home under special circumstances, because the studio lights would affect their conditions.
Vanessa Hudgen's shows up at the house and gives them an exclusive, live performance before having a chat with the kids. The show then present the family with a generous sum of money in order to help the family continue to fund specially-organised family fun nights.

9:00 - College [Episode 1-19]
NEW! "Relationship Terminated"
When Kate notices that she may have ruined Robert and Alicia’s relationship, she rushes to Alicia’s office to talk to her as soon as possible. When Kate arrives, Alicia is sitting at her desk, crying. Kate apologizes to Alicia and tells her everything was just an act. Alicia wants to believe Kate, but she knows everyone is doing too much to help the relationship. Alicia forgives Kate for the kiss, and then tells her she had nothing to do with the break up. The next day, Alicia goes to Robert’s dorm to talk to him. Robert answers the door and is thrilled to see Alicia standing there. He rushes to give her a hug, but Alicia stops him in his tracks. Robert asks why she stopped the hug, and simply says, “people will see us.” Robert then lets Alicia into his dorm room. Alicia sits down and tells Robert that she must end the relationship. As much as she loves Robert, she is risking too much for him and his friends. Robert breathes a sigh of relief and tells Alicia he was thinking the same thing after rethinking the previous night’s events. The two hug and go their separate ways.

9:30 - Being Average [Episode 1-18]
NEW! "The Not So Sweet Sixteen Permit"
It’s every teenage girls dream, their sweet sixteen. With Emily’s sweet sixteen just two weeks away, she and Lisa start planning the extravaganza. Emily tells Lisa she wants her sweet sixteen at the local five start hotel, and wants to invite over 100 people! Lisa tells Emily to tone down her party as they can’t afford to have everything Emily wants. Emily hesitates at first, but then agrees to have the party at their house. Emily finishes up with invitations, and plans to hand them out to all her friends at school on Monday.
The next day, Emily starts handing out her invitations when people start telling her they will not be able to come. Emily is perplexed and asks why they know they won’t be able to come. Most of the girls tell Emily that they have already been invited to another sweet sixteen. Emily tells them it’s okay, and goes into the bathroom and cries. When Emily arrives home, she tells her mom about the girls going to another sweet sixteen. Lisa suggests that Emily move her sweet sixteen to the following day so all her friends can come. Emily slaps herself for not thinking of the idea first.
When Emily goes to school the next day, she tells all of her friends that the party has been moved to the next day. All her friends are happy that the date has changed, and inform Emily that they will be able to come now. Emily is thrilled and cannot wait for her birthday to come!
The day of the party arrives, and Emily is excited. David, knowing that Emily is now 16 and is eligible to get her permit, suggests that he take her to get her permit. Emily agrees, and the two head to the DMV to get her permit. Emily has studied for weeks to get her permit, and loves the thought of being able to drive in a few minutes! Emily begins the permit test and answers the first six questions correctly. Emily then misses the next two, but knows it’s not a big deal since you can miss three, and still pass. Then the next question comes onto the screen, and Emily doesn’t know the answer. She guesses C and misses the question. Emily is devastated that she failed an easy permit test and will not be able to drive today after all. Emily knows the day will only get better as she has her sweet sixteen party to look forward to tonight.
It’s 8pm, and Emily’s friends begin to show up for the party. Emily knows this is the day that the boy she likes, Nick, will finally talk to her! Emily asks her friend Laura to set her up with Nick. Laura agrees, and goes over to talk to him. Emily is excited and can’t wait to talk to Nick. When Emily looks over, she sees Laura kissing Nick and starts to cry. Emily walks over to Laura and slaps her across the face. She starts yelling at Laura for going against her wishes and kissing Nick even though she likes him. Nick looks at Emily and says, “You like me?” Emily looks at him and says, “Well yes, why?” The boy turns to Emily, kisses her and says, “Funny, I like you too.” Emily smiles and kisses Nick back. Emily and Nick start to dance together as a slow song comes on. Even though the day started out bad, and got only worse, it finished with a bang.

10:00 - Dynasty [Episode 1-19]
NEW! "Family Dysfunction"
Previously on DYNASTY...Alexis and Governor Robertson plot against Krystle...Regina, who is holding Jeff Colby hostage, begins to lose touch with reality...B.J. and Sydney attempt to cover-up their misdeeds, but are interrupted by Lauren and Keifer...Daniel lies to Genny about why he is marrying her...Krystina awakens from her coma, but appears to have amnesia...Adam Carrington tracks down Regina.

Senator Krystle Carrington is talking to Governor Robertson (guest star Fred Thompson) who casually mentions that Krystle may want to resign considering everything that is going on with her family. Their conversation is cut short when Krystle gets a phone call from the hospital: her daughter, Krystina, is awake from her coma. Krystle leaves immediately for the hospital.
At his brother Matt's apartment, Keifer demands to know what B.J. and Sydney are doing there. Sydney struggles to come up with an alibi, so B.J. jumps forward and tells Keifer that he was looking for his sister, Lauren. B.J. says he thought she might still be involved with Keifer - whom he regards as a bad influence - and went looking for her. Keifer isn't buying it, and Lauren blasts her brother for treating her like a little girl instead of a grown woman who can make her own decisions. B.J. scoffs as the notion of Lauren being an adult capable of making rational decisions and brings up the fact that Krystina is fighting for her life because of Lauren's "good" judgment. Keifer takes offense to B.J.'s attitude and tells both him and Sydney to leave. When Keifer attempts to forcibly remove B.J., he attacks Keifer by punching him and continues to do so even after Keifer collapses on the floor. A hysterical Lauren tries to pull B.J. away, but when that fails threatens to call the police. Finally, B.J. and Sydney leave, while Lauren tends to a bloodied Keifer.
At the mountain cabin, Regina is shocked to see Adam standing outside the door. He forces himself in and looks around the largely deserted cabin. He spots Jeff tied up and asleep in a bedroom. Adam shuts the bedroom door so that Jeff cannot see him and he proceeds to lash out at Regina. Adam lambasts her for taking their plan too far. He tells Regina that kidnapping and ransom was not in the game plan. Regina's mother (guest star Gena Rowlands) - actually a ghost only Regina can see - stands behind Adam, agreeing with everything he has to say about her "screw-up daughter".
At the hospital, Krystle's joy at Krystina being awake turns to more concern when doctors tell her that her daughter has amnesia. Not able to believe it, Krystle enters her daughter's hospital room, but becomes disheartened when Krystina has no idea who Krystle is.
B.J. and Sydney arrive back at the Carrington mansion and B.J. consoles his mother Fallon, who fears that the family is falling apart. Sydney follows B.J.'s lead, but Fallon brushes her aside and remarks that "you aren't even family", which angers B.J. Fallon lectures B.J. that the last thing the family needs is another "two bit slut looking to leech onto us for our money." Just as Fallon and B.J. begin to argue, the doorbell rings and a uniformed police officer is escorted into the study by the butler. Fallon asks the officer is his visit has to do with news about Jeff, but is quickly embarrassed to learn that the officer is there to arrest B.J. for assault and battery against Keifer. Fallon watches in disgust as B.J. is led out of the mansion in handcuffs, while shooting a disapproving glance towards Sydney.
Regina has taken all the insults from Adam that she can handle. When Adam turns his back to her, she pulls out a gun and points it at a shocked Adam. He lunges forward to try to take the gun away and the two fall on the floor as the gun goes off.

To Be Continued...

Thursday, April 22

8:00 - MBN Special: Earth Day 2010 [Episode SP-03]
NEW!
A look at efforts being made by ordinary people and companies to help cut down on waste on Earth Day 2010. Among those making appearances are former Vice President Al Gore, Environmental Protection Agency director Lisa Jackson, and company CEOs who are trying to make their corporations more environmentally friendly. Also included are everyday ways to conserve energy and electricity and cut down on pollution.

9:00 - Back For Good [Episode 1-10]
NEW! "What Love Can Conquer"
2 months later. We open to reveal Rachel sitting cuddled up to her mum, crying. We flash to Kyle who is cuddled next to Jane smiling as Sarah stands outside his house, peering through his window at him, crying. Simon boards a plane back to New York, with a tear in his eye.
12 hours earlier. Simon has flown out to see Rachel, but discovers she isn’t at the airport to pick him up, forcing him to get a $100 cab ride in a city he doesn’t know. He finds Rachel and Kyle flirting with each other at a bar Rachel’s mom told him she’d be at. This causes a huge amount of conflict between Simon and Rachel, leading to Simon telling Rachel to make a choice, telling her she can find him at the Holiday Inn hotel. Kyle and Jane have been dating for 2 months now, while Beth is the jealous third wheel. Kyle leaves to go on a date with Jane so Rachel drinks alone into the early hours of the morning. Rachel shows up at Kyle’s house at 2 in the morning and waits for him to arrive home. Beth meanwhile is suffering from insomnia and goes for a walk around campus in the dark, she drops her phone and as she bends down to pick it up a car hits her. Kyle finally shows up with Jane on his arm. Jane goes inside and Rachel tells Kyle she wants him, Kyle sits down and sighs.
Kyle: “You know I waited for so long for you to finally love me back. I feel like I spent my life waiting for you.”
Rachel: “Well I’ve finally arrived.”
Kyle: “But you missed my departure.”
Rachel: “You’ve waited for so long for me, why couldn’t you wait 1 more day, 1 hour longer?”
Kyle: “Because it won’t be 1 day or 1 hour, you will never know what you want Rachel. You will never be here. You will never be mine.”
Kyle goes inside and snuggles next to Jane on the sofa. Simon’s cell rings, hoping it’s Rachel he lets it ring for a moment then answers, it’s Beth, or at least the person who was driving the car that hit her. As the last person she called the driver decided to contact him first… Simon drops his cell and grabs his stuff, including a blank piece of paper and a pen. Simon sits at the airport as Rachel reaches the hotel, the receptionist has a note to give her, it reads ‘I thought I knew what love could conquer, apparently we were too much.” And so Beth arrives at the window, watching them cuddle and Simon boards his flight, not crying over the relationship he’s losing but over Beth, the relationship he wants to begin and Rachel arrives home and cries to her mom, because she has no one and it’s her own fault.

10:00 - House Rules [Episode 1-09]
NEW! "The Night of 100 Problems"
Scotty is throwing himself a birthday party, what is supposed to be a relaxed environment turns tense and troublesome. Peter and Robin share a kiss at the party, one that is sent to the press in the morning. Kathy and Julie have a fight at the party, one that is sent to the press in the morning.

Friday, April 23

8:00 - Senior Year [Episode 1-08]
NEW! "Ghosts From the Past"
A group of Georgia high school seniors were given video cameras to document their senior year in high school. These are their stories.
Just as Leesa is starting to get her academic life back on track, she gets a phone call from her biological father. A.J. realizes he may have made a mistake sleeping with Nick when he learns that Nick is not looking for a serious relationship. Brittani decides not to tell her mother about being sexually active with ex-boyfriend Clay. Brittani and Clay renew their friendship. The school board decides to suspend the football coach and place the assistant coach as interim coach, but their season could be up when it looks like they will have to forfeit games won by ineligible players. Gina, the principal's daughter attempts to throw a fundraiser to help a popular teach diagnosed with cancer.

9:00 - High School Superstars! [Episode 1-24]
NEW! "Results Show #7"
From Orlando, FL. host Joey Lawrence announces which two performers received the fewest votes, and are eliminated. After tonight's live results show, 10 performers will be left. [Live]

10:00 - Sports World [Episode 1-27]
NEW!
A look back at the week in sports, including highlights from the NBA and MLB. Also, special coverage of the NFL Draft, including analysis from the first round and predictions for future rounds and whether or not the teams helped themselves with their draft picks. [Live]

[jay]

MBN Weekly Schedule: Week of April 26, 2010

Monday, April 26

8:00 - Temps [Episode 1-03]
NEW! "Sick Day"
GlomCo employees seem to come down with a serious illness...or does it. It all starts when Julie, the newbie of the group, calls in sick. Everything begins to snowball from there. With Julie out, the other temps have to pick up the slack. The next day, Julie is still out, but so is seasoned veteran Ivy (although she isn't really sick). With both Julie and Ivy gone, the work load of the other temps continues to pile up. Lo and behold, sexpot Angie calls in sick on the third day, joining Ivy and Julie. Now, all their work finds its way to Teddy's desk. After becoming aware that Ivy, and Angie are faking, Teddy decides to call in sick the next day. That morning, Ross the Boss comes in and finds his workplace deserted: everyone has called in sick. Ross puffs out his chest and declares that he doesn't need those "worthless" temps and sets out to run the office all by himself. That is, until the first phone call of the day paralyzes the office since Ross doesn't know how to answer it.

8:30 - In the '80s [Episode 1-03]
NEW! "Michael Jackson, King of Pop"
Before Pat fainted he was watching television and the headlines were about Michael Jackson, his hair, and his Grammy’s…now twenty-five years later Pat turns on the tv and is stunned at the news that Michael Jackson has died. Pat has no sense of time.

9:00 - Educating Lewis [Episode 1-13]
NEW! "Sex Ed"
Principal Lewis (Lewis Black) and his new assistant principal Mona (Annie Potts) disagree over how to best handle a sticky situation: a popular teacher (guest star Fred Armisen) finds himself in hot water after a joke in sex education class is taken out of context. Lewis wants to give his old friend the benefit of the doubt, but Mona wants to fire him to please the parents. The teacher eventually opts to move to another department, while Lewis and Mona argue over who "won" the battle.

9:30 - In the '80s [Episode 1-04]
NEW! "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
While he is trying to live in 1984, the rest of the world is in 2009. Thinking he is still 20, Pat crashes a sorority party in hopes of finding his love interest.

10:00 - Giraldo Live in Primetime [Episode SP-01]
NEW!
Following a successful run in late night, Greg Giraldo is back with a series of one-hour primetime specials. In the premiere episode: skits featuring Larry King, his wife, and their divorce lawyer in a spoof of "Three's Company"; a skit lampooning the recent censorship of "South Park" as a television network goes overboard on the 'bleeps'; and Ryan Seacrest continues his wacky behavior, including an impromptu make-out session with Simon Cowell.
Interview: Katie Cassidy and Thomas Dekker discuss their new film, "A Nightmare on Elm Street".
Musical Guest: Melissa Etheridge
Men's Room Panelists: Greg Giraldo, Katie Cassidy, Thomas Dekker, and comedian Gabriel Iglesias. Topics Include: Larry King's 8th divorce, "South Park" censorship, "Survivor" villain Russell arrested; Ryan Seacrest's odd "American Idol" behavior; Bret Michaels health problems; David Hasselhoff's ex-wife in jail; the latest Charlie Sheen/"Two & a Half Men" rumors.

Tuesday, April 27

8:00 - High School Superstars! [Episode 1-25]
NEW! "Performance Show #8"
Judges David Foster, Paula Abdul, and Jesse McCartney chose 22 acts from various high schools around the United States and are in Orlando, Florida with host Joey Lawrence. 10 acts remain in the running (12 have been eliminated by online voters, while two were added as online favorites) and tonight 5 of those acts - 3 men and 2 women - will perform. The two performers who have the lowest vote totals from online voting will be eliminated on Friday's live results show.

9:00 - Falling With Style [Episode 1-20]
NEW! "What Goes Around Comes Around"
Jimmy Cooper drives up to Michael’s apartment as Michael comes down dressed in his Kramllah attire. As soon as Michael hops in, he extends his hand out to Jimmy and says “Congratulations my friend.” Jimmy shakes Michael’s hand and says “You saw it on facebook I’m guessing?” Michael nods his head and smiles before saying “So how did it happen man? Hit me up with all the details.” Jimmy replies with a smile “Well it was actually just like you said man. We were down by North Avenue beach watching the sunset on Lake Michigan and it was just one of those amazing moments where two people know exactly what the other is thinking without saying a word. It was amazing man.” Michael smiles and replies “That’s awesome to hear, you deserve this man, don’t ever think differently.” Jimmy replies “Thanks Michael, I couldn’t have done it without you.” Michael answers “Well I disagree with you there, but I’m glad to have helped in any way. Too bad we’ve got a long day of work ahead of us, nothing like spending an entire Saturday at Kramllah.” Jimmy replies “I can’t think of any better way to kill a weekend.” Michael and Jimmy share a laugh as they continue on the road to Kramllah. As the store comes within view, Michael and Jimmy notice several police squad cars outside the store. Jimmy and Michael also notice that the front door is smashed open and quickly hop out of Jimmy’s car and head inside.

Michael and Jimmy walk into the store and notice Pierre talking with the police officers. Pierre is visibly upset and looks to be on the verge of a breakdown. Jennifer Ward walks up to Jimmy and Michael and begins to tell them the story of what happened. Jennifer starts “Well I guess Pierre got in early this morning and saw that the front door was smashed in. He immediately called the police before heading in because I guess he was worried the thieves might still be in the building. After the police came and assured him that no one was in the store, Pierre went in with the officers to identify all the things that were missing. Well as you can tell, they took both of the cashier computers and monitors, but that’s just a drop in the bucket compared to what they took from the safe. I closed the safe down last night and there was close to $17,000 in there. When Pierre went into the cash office this morning, the safe was broken into and all the cash was gone.” Michael replies “Oh wow, that is absolutely terrible, no wonder he’s over there completely freaking out.” Jimmy asks “But he has insurance right? Insurance should cover this kind of thing right?” Michael replies “At best, it will cover the equipment stolen, and he’ll probably get a fraction of the cost. As far as the cash that’s gone, its almost impossible to prove how much was taken, so I doubt he’ll be able to get any of that back from insurance.” Jimmy replies “Well that totally sucks. I’m not the biggest fan of Pierre’s, but I feel pretty bad for him right now.” Michael replies “I gotta agree with you there.”

Michael, Jimmy and Jennifer start cleaning the glass up by the front door as the police officers begin filing out of the store. A visibly shaken Pierre pages everyone over the intercom “Please everyone, come up front to what used to be the front registers.” All of the associates come up front and a dejected Pierre begins “As you may have heard and seen, the store was broken into last night, the registers were stolen, but more importantly, there was a large sum of money taken out of the safe. Unfortunately, it looks like the insurance policy I have will only cover the broken door and the stolen registers, and as a result, I will not have enough to cover the monthly rental payment for the store. As of right now, I’ve decided to close Kramllah and head back to my hometown in France. I plan on selling back the remaining inventory to the suppliers and will use that money to pay your final paychecks. I’m sorry for the bad news, and I appreciate the work you’ve all done for me over the years. I wish there was another way, but without that money, I have no chance of keeping this store running. If you want to stay and help clean up, you’re free to, if not, you can stop by later in the week for your last check.” Pierre ends the meeting and walks back towards his office. Jimmy looks to Michael and Jennifer and says “Wow, what a day.” Jennifer replies “Poor Pierre.” Michael shakes his head and says “I know I’ve only been working here for eight months, but I can’t imagine this store closing and all of us not getting to work with each other anymore.” Jennifer replies “I know what you mean Michael, this is depressing.”

Michael and Ashley are sitting together on campus and Ashley is helping Michael look through the classified ads. Ashley says “I can’t believe the store got broken into like that, I know he’s a jerk 99.9% of the time, but I really do feel bad for your boss Pierre.” Michael replies “I do too Ash, I wish there was something I could do, but Pierre needs to recoup pretty much all of that money to keep the store in business. I guess he fell a bit behind on the mortgage payments and was saving up the cash in the safe to pay it off in one big chunk. The guy doesn’t believe in banks I guess. Man did it backfire.” Ashley answers “Well isn’t there something we could try to do?” Michael replies “I’ve given it a lot of thought Ash, I don’t know how we can pull together $17,000 in two weeks time. I wish we could, but I just don’t see how it’s possible.” Ashley ponders for a second before replying “What about a fundraiser event. We can set up ads all around town telling the story of what happened and how we need to save the store. You know, throw a big bash at Kramllah and charge $20 a person.” Michael’s eyes widen and he replies “Well I think that’s an awesome idea Ash.” Ashley replies “Alright, let’s get started on this right now then. We’ve got a lot of work to do.” Michael replies “Let me call Jimmy, he can round up Jennifer and Ariel and we can have some backup with this.”

Pierre is sitting in his office when Michael comes in and asks him how he’s doing. Pierre is extremely dejected and pauses from packing up his items to reply “This has been the worst week of my life. How does it look like I’m doing?” Michael answers “That’s completely understandable Pierre, but what if we came up with a way to get the money back.” Pierre replies “That’s impossible Michael, where am I going to get $17,000 dollars from?” Michael replies “Well, we’ve come up with a plan, we’ve kinda drawn it out all out here on this advertisement.” Pierre looks it over and says “Well I doubt it will work, but what do we have to lose?”

A montage shows of Michael, Ashley, Ariel, Jimmy & Jennifer putting up ads all around town, talking to people about what happened at Kramllah.

Michael, Ashley, Ariel, Jimmy and Jennifer finish putting the final touches on the store which is decorated and looks absolutely amazing. Pierre comes in and is taken a back by all the work everyone did to put the fundraising event together. Pierre gets slightly choked up and says “This is a bit much to take in. This means a lot to me, and no matter the result tonight, I’ll always remember you kids doing this for me.” Everyone gives Pierre a hug and Michael states “Alright, let’s get these doors opened so we can save the store.” Jimmy Cooper opens up the front door and people begin streaming in, passing their entry fee onto Jimmy as they enter the store. A live band begins playing and people start dancing and having a good time. A slow song starts and Ashley finds Michael and asks for a dance. Michael replies “That would be lovely Ms. Reed.” Michael and Ashley start dancing and Michael says “This was a great idea Ash, whether we hit our goal or not, it was an amazing effort.” Ashley replies “You did pretty well yourself Mr. Bailey, lining up the band to play and getting all those stores to donate all that food, you really came through.” Michael replies “Well I really hope it works out. Deep down, Pierre is a good guy, and I’d hate to see him lose his dream of owning his own store because of some thieves taking that away from him.” Michael and Ashley are interrupted by Jimmy Cooper who says “Guys, I just counted up all of the cash we brought in at the door. We’ve got a little over $12,000 so far, we’ve done really well but I don’t think we’re gonna be able to make it.” Michael replies “Well at least we gave it a shot Jimmy.” At this moment, Professor Harper walks in and says “You kids gave it more than a shot, this was really great what you did to save a local business. How much does the store need to stay open Michael?” Michael is surprised by Professor Harper’s entrance and says “We need $17,000 professor.” Professor Harper pulls out his checkbook and writes a check for $5,000 and hands it to Michael. Michael gives Professor Harper a big hug and Michael races to the stage to give the news to the crowd. Michael states “Hey everyone, we’ll get right back to the music, but I just wanted to pull Pierre up here, Pierre, where are you at?” Pierre heads up to the stage and stands next to Michael. Michael addresses the crowd “Thanks to the generosity of all of you, I’d like to present you Pierre with the total that we raised from this fundraiser. The numbers are in, and we were able to hit our goal of $17,000! Kramllah isn’t going anywhere!” The crowd erupts and Pierre gets extremely emotional as he accepts the envelope from Michael. He addresses the crowd and says “Thank you all for everything you’ve done. I came to America with very little, and today, I feel like the richest man on the planet.” The crowd erupts once more and the band begins to play. Pierre gives Michael a huge embrace and thanks him once more as the scene fades to black.

10:00 - Getting Some [Episode 1-05] ***new night***
NEW! "Music to My Ears"
Cassandra decides to tell Melissa she is pregnant and that she lied about the results of her pregnancy test, it was going to start becoming obvious so Melissa needed to know as not to panic when her body began to change. “I don’t believe you. The test was negative. I would know if I was pregnant,” Melissa exclaims. Cassandra whispers, “I’m sorry for lieing. But it’s time to face up to this. You are going to be a mother, so time to quit acting like a whore.” Melissa replies, extremely pissed off, “It never stopped you,” then she stormed off. Jack is in the bathroom for the 9th time that day, it seems he has picked up a new habit to deal with his hormones and he likes it, probably to the extent where it is already becoming unhealthy. Melissa bangs on the bathroom door, but Jack isn’t for leaving midway through. Melissa holds a pregnancy test in her hand. She is too impatient and annoyed to wait and decides to urinate in Jack’s trash can in order to take the test. She then holds the test, not letting it leave her sight for the ten minutes she must wait, why didn’t she purchase a quicker one? In an unlikely friendship Ben is shooting hoops with Jesse’s husband Bill. Ben tells Bill he loves Jesse and in a true sportsmanship manner, Bill couldn’t give a crap who else likes his girl because he got her and he sees it as him somehow winning because others want her. “It’s a shame she chose me,” he boasts. “Who said I was done trying?” Jerry manages to escape Natalia’s crazy clutches by having Graham pick him up from a motel 200 miles from his home while he hand Natalia handcuffed to a bed, kinky and effective, he took a few pictures for memories, left the key just out of her reach and they hit the road at 85 miles per hour as he fills Graham in on the past 2 weeks of his life cooped up in hotel rooms with a crazy sex addict. Cassandra reads the test, she lets out a sigh relief, she yells “Crazy, attention seeking liar,” at the top of her lungs. One of the tests was a false reading, its 1 all now and a level playing field, but which one?

Wednesday, April 28

8:00 - MBN Special: High School Superstars!: Best of the Worst [Episode HHS-SP01]
NEW! "The Best of the Worst"
Less than half of the original 22 acts remain in contention for the title of America's High School Superstar. Host Joey Lawrence takes viewers back to the beginning, when judges David Foster, Paula Abdul, and Jesse McCartney toured America's high school's looking for talent and highlights those who didn't make the cut: the best of the worst.

9:00 - Being Average [Episode 1-19] ***special time***
NEW! "The Wedding Tape"
With the baby soon arriving, Lisa and David decide to clean out the garage, after cleaning out the attic only a few weeks ago. When in the garage Lisa discovers her wedding tape, and decides to go into the house and watch the tape. David tries to stop Lisa from watching the tape as he knows he has taped over it with the 2002 Super Bowl game. David runs up to Lisa and grabs the tape from her saying they should watch it later. Lisa grabs the tape from David and says she wants to watch it now. Lisa goes inside, while David tries to decide what to do next. Five minutes later, Lisa comes outside and starts telling David about the wedding tape. David looks at her, confused, and asks her some questions about the tape. Lisa looks at him and says she wouldn’t know, he taped over the wedding with a Super Bowl game. David tries to apologize for taping over their wedding, but Lisa can’t accept his apology, and walks back into the house. To try and make it better, David gets Emily and Mark, and has them try and recreate the wedding. After hours of hard work, David wraps the tape and puts it on top of their bed with a note. When Lisa goes to bed, she finds the tape, and puts it into the VCR. When Lisa sees what’s on the tape, she starts laughing almost immediately. David walks into the room and asks what’s so funny. Lisa stands up, and kisses David. She thanks him for trying to recreate their wedding, and accepts his apology. Lisa starts the tape again, and the two laugh about the whole thing.

9:30 - College [Episode 1-20] ***special time***
NEW! "The Parents Come to Campus"
Since Collin does not have any classes for the next two days, he has scheduled for his parents to come and visit him. Collin is thrilled that he will be able to see his parents for the first time since coming to college, but Brittany is a nervous wreck. Brittany is fearful that Collin’s parents won’t like her, and won’t approve of their relationship. Collin tells Brittany to relax as his parents love everyone, and love to see new relationships blossom to something as great as his parent’s relationship. Brittany is thrilled to hear Collin’s comments, but is still nervous about their visit. When Collin’s parents finally arrive, he is more than excited to see them. Collin then introduces his parents to his girlfriend, Brittany. Collin’s parents instantly fall in love with Brittany, and they are glad to meet her. Collin, Brittany, and his parents head to a local restaurant where they talk about everything that has happened over the past few months. At the end of dinner, Collin’s parents tell him that they are getting a divorce. Collin is shocked, and asks why they are getting a divorce all of a sudden. They tell him they have been talking about it for some time, and that they finally agreed to the divorce. Collin still can’t believe the news, but he tells them he accepts their decision. They leave the restaurant together, and spend the next day talking about past memories, and their futures. Collin’s parents leave, and Collin apologizes for the sudden announcement of his parents’ divorce. Brittany says its fine, and that she enjoyed his parents on campus.

10:00 - Dynasty [Episode 1-20]
NEW! "Behind Bars"
Previously on DYNASTY...Adam Carrington confronted Regina and during a struggle, a gun went off...B.J. got physical with his sister Lauren's shady ex-boyfriend Keifer...Later, B.J. is arrested for assault.

At the mountain cabin, Adam Carrington is laying in a pool of blood after being accidentally shot by Regina. Regina's mother (guest star Gena Rowlands) continues to berate her daughter, who is panicked about what to do. She begins to clean up the blood and wraps a towel around the wound, as Adam goes in and out of consciousness.
Daniel Carrington and his fiance Genny are in bed together in their room at the LaMirage Hotel. Daniel wakes up and looks at Genny sleeping for several moments before quietly getting up and getting dressed, trying not to wake her up. Once dressed, he glances one last time at Genny before exiting the room.
Fallon is furious at B.J., who is locked up in a cell at a Denver police station. Fallon's brother (and Daniel's father) Steven Carrington comes into the room and tells those assembled - Lauren, Keifer, and Sydney in addition to Fallon - that the judge has set bail. B.J. and Sydney are ecstatic, but Fallon is less so. She lectures B.J. on his actions (assaulting Keifer), but he is defended by Sydney. Fed up with Sydney's interruptions, Fallon sternly tells her to "butt out of family business" and that this issue doesn't concern her. B.J. tells his mother that Sydney does matter, but his defense is cut short when Fallon tells B.J. to let Sydney bail him out and walks out of the room. Steven runs after her, but he is unable to talk her into bailing B.J. out, who will now have to spend the night in a jail cell.
At the cabin, Regina struggles to get an unconscious Adam into the trunk of her car. Once the body is in the trunk, Regina begins to drive back to Denver. Once in Denver, she takes the car into the underground garage of Denver-Carrington and hauls Adam's body out of the trunk and deposits it in the garage before quickly leaving. Just moments after her leaving, a man walks through the garage and discovers the body.
Daniel Carrington stands at the end of a long hallway and looks at an address printed on a business card in his hand. He walks down the hall and knocks on a door, which is opened by Jamie DeKimmel (guest star Samuel Page), the artist he had a one-night stand with weeks ago. Before Jamie can say a word, Daniel kisses him.
In blurry black and white images, Lauren and Krystina exit a night club and proceed to get into a car accident. The images have come rushing back into Krystina's memory as she lays asleep in her hospital room.
The next morning at the Denver police station, Fallon has finally sent over the bail money to release B.J. Sydney greets him as he leaves the station and she apologizes for causing the fight from last night between B.J. and his mother, Fallon. She tells B.J. that Fallon is right; she is not a part of the family and shouldn't be butting her nose into family affairs. B.J. refuses to hear her talk like that and tells her "my mother is wrong, you are a part of this family". B.J. tells Sydney that this isn't how he envisioned proposing, but he drops onto one knee in the middle of the sidewalk and asks a dumbstruck Sydney to marry him.

To Be Continued...

Thursday, April 29

8:00 - Greatest Day [Episode 1-13]
NEW!
Katie opened ‘XYZ Dance’ in New York’s Alphabet City ghetto 4 years ago to get under privileged kids off the street and focusing their time and energy into street dancing. In this special episode we follow Katie and the lives of 6 of her dance students as they train to compete in competitions world wide. After a rough upbringing in Alphabet City, her dad murdered by youths when she was young, she wants to make the lives of these kids better to keep them away from the horrors of drugs and crime. A generous donation is made to the club from the show, which does not charge for membership so long as students are clean (of drugs) and committed to being the best.

9:00 - Back For Good [Episode 1-11]
NEW! "Love Won't Fix You"
Simon arrives at the hospital and makes his way to see Beth. When he reaches her bedside the driver of the car, Dean, has just given a statement to police and as it was an accident its unlikely charges will be pressed. Another man sits in the room, he’s about 28 and he’s perched on the bed beside Beth. Dean stands up, introduces himself and apologizes to Simon for the accident, Simon tells him it’s OK and hugs him.
Simon (whispering): "Who’s that guy?"
Dean: "Say’s he’s a friend."
Simon: "I don’t trust him."
Simon walks over to the man and shakes his hand. The man introduces himself as Sam.
Simon: "Well Sam, if you want to give me your number, you could go home and I’ll text you as soon as there are any developments. No point in us all hanging around, right."
Sam: "Fair enough."
Sam writes down his number and leaves. At Sam’s apartment, he enters, on his wall a huge swastika montage made up of photographs, we walks up to the montage and sticks up 2 pictures of Beth, one of the car about to hit her the second of her in the hospital bed, soon it becomes clear that every photo in that montage is a picture of Beth.
Rachel has decided not to bother calling Simon, he needs time to cool off. Sarah comforts Rachel, even though they aren’t friends and Sarah has no interest in getting to know Rachel. Sarah knows she doesn’t stand a chance at breaking Jane and Kyle up but Rachel does and she needs to convince Rachel to do it so that she can then swoop in at the last second, if all goes to plan Sarah with Kyle in her arms soon enough. After listening to Rachel moan for an hour about Simon, Rachel excuses herself to go get more tissues, leaving her phone behind. Sarah takes Rachel’s phone and texts Kyle ‘I know for a fact, you still want me. You’ll never forgive yourself if you pass up this chance and I’ll never forgive you for getting over me.’ Kyle and Jane are at the beach, after bumping into one of Jane’s ex boyfriends who is a surfer and body builder Kyle becomes jealous of him and loses confidence in his appearance. Kyle rents a board and heads into the ocean, but after trying to show off and being swept by a wave he washed under the water, Jane stand on the beach waiting for him to resurface, she knew she shouldn’t have let him go out there, but the longer she waits the more she begins to panic and after a minute of waiting for him she begins to scream for help, as passers by simply watch.

10:00 - House Rules [Episode 1-10]
NEW! "The Retirement of an Idol, the Reveal of an Idol"
Cameron and Nate are saddened to learn that a senior representative will retire from the House. Cameron admired him as child while Nate thinks of him as an inspiration. Kathy receives mail to the House, pictures from a nude photo shoot she did in the past and a note that she was a teen’s idol, a teen whom because of her recent actions committed suicide.

Friday, April 30

8:00 - Senior Year [Episode 1-09]
NEW! "Homecoming and Going"
A group of Georgia high school seniors were given video cameras to document their senior year in high school. These are their stories.
Gina is overwhelmed planning a fundraiser for a popular teacher diagnosed with cancer. Homecoming is approaching and Brittani considers asking her ex-boyfriend Clay to the Homecoming Dance. A.J. and Nick have a disagreement about their relationship when A.J. sees Nick making out with another guy. Despite support from her sister, Leesa decides not to have any contact with her biological father.

9:00 - High School Superstars! [Episode 1-26]
NEW! "Results Show #8"
From Orlando, FL. host Joey Lawrence announces which two performers received the fewest votes, and are eliminated. After tonight's live results show, 8 performers will be left. [Live]

10:00 - Sports World [Episode 1-28]
NEW!
A look back at the week in sports, including highlights from Major League Baseball and postseason action in the NBA and NHL. Analysis of the NFL Draft continues with a look ahead to the 2010 NFL season.

[jay]

MBN Weekly Schedule: Week of May 3, 2010

Monday, May 3

8:00 - Temps [Episode 1-04]
NEW! "Kiss and Don't Tell"
Ross the Boss has a problem. GlomCo's "balls-busting" CEO (guest star Kirstie Alley) is visiting the office, but the she and Ross actually hooked up several months ago when he traveled out of town on business. The problem: Ross didn't know she was the CEO, and she holds a grudge. So, Ross talks Teddy into taking his place as "boss for the day" while the CEO visits. However, things don't go quite according to plan...thanks to Teddy, who takes the whole "boss for a day" routine a little too far and begins to humiliate Ross (who has taken over Teddy's "role"). While the office initially is supportive of Teddy's routine, they soon begin to see that the power has gone to his head. In a moment of frustration, Ross lets the cat out of the bag and admits that he is the boss, not Teddy. GlomCo's CEO, who had been trying to remember where she knew Ross from, puts two-and-two together and realizes Ross was her one-night stand. She immediately fires Ross, who must gather his belongings and leave. The office staff assemble to hum the "Funeral March" as Ross makes his long trek from his office to the elevator, as the door's close on his career at GlomCo.

8:30 - In the '80s [Episode 1-05]
NEW! "Like a Virgin"
After his failed success at getting a girl at college Pat thinks he will die a virgin. In fact Pat is a forty-five year old virgin and he just doesn’t know it. To try to prevent his virgin death Pat begins to plan a party.

9:00 - Educating Lewis [Episode 1-14]
NEW! "P.T.A.-hole"
Lewis and Mona continue to clash during a Parent-Teacher Conference. Mona, who teaches economics, doesn't mince words with the visiting parents, often calling their children/students "stupid", "idiots" or just plain "dumb". Lewis doesn't think that such negative feedback inspires the students the achieve better. But Mona thinks that Lewis is simply coddling the students and begins to think that the school's failure in the No Child Left Behind categories this year is due to Lewis's leadership.

9:30 - In the '80s [Episode 1-06]
NEW! "Dancing In the Dark"
Girls. No. Party. Failed. When Pat throws a party to find girls he fails and ends up dancing in the dark to the music playing...maybe if we would some rap people would come.

10:00 - Giraldo Live in Primetime [Episode SP-02]
NEW!
Following a successful run in late night, Greg Giraldo is back with a series of one-hour primetime specials. Skits in this episode include: a rowdy Tea Party protest turns into a KKK cross burning; the latest Bravo TV series, "The Real Whores of Hollywood" includes "Bombshell" McGee (Jesse James' mistress) along with several of Tiger Woods' mistresses, and Rielle Hunter (John Edwards' mistress).
Interview: actor Chris Lowell discusses his departure from "Private Practice" & actor/comedian Will Forte ("Saturday Night Live") talks about his new film "MacGruber"
Musical Guest: Toni Braxton
Men's Room Panelists: Greg Giraldo, Chris Lowell, Will Forte, talk show host Jerry Springer, and ("Chick With a D!ck") comedienne Lisa Lampanelli. Topics Include: Two CBS reality stars find themselves behind bars; an ex-"Survivor" producer charged with his wife's murder; "Family Guy" celebrates 150 episodes; director says 'no' to "Anchorman" sequel; Charlie Sheen looking for plea bargain in assault case; actor David Duchovny would 'go gay' for "Twilight" hunks; and President Obama mocks Jay Leno at Correspondent's dinner; country singer ready to 'come out'?

Tuesday, May 4

8:00 - High School Superstars! [Episode 1-27]
NEW! "Performance Show #9"
Judges David Foster, Paula Abdul, and Jesse McCartney chose 22 acts from various high schools around the United States and are in Orlando, Florida with host Joey Lawrence. 8 acts remain in the running (14 have been eliminated by online voters, while two were added as online favorites) and tonight 5 of those acts - 3 women and 2 men - will perform. The two performers who have the lowest vote totals from online voting will be eliminated on Friday's live results show.

9:00 - Falling With Style [Episode 1-21]
NEW! "Mother's Day"
Michael and Jimmy are unloading some boxes from the newest shipment of greeting cards. Jimmy says to Michael “It feels really great to have helped Pierre keep the store open. How much longer do you think he’ll stay in nice Pierre mode before going back to his usual arrogant self?” Just as Jimmy says this, Pierre walks by and yells “Jamie, stop dragging those boxes on my beautifully buffed floor. What are you, some kind of idiot?” Pierre walks away and Jimmy replies “Looks like that answers my question.” Michael asks Jimmy “So, how are the prom preparations going?” Jimmy replies “Well we’ve still got some time to plan for it. We decided to go to my school’s prom only and not hers because she really doesn’t care for too many of the people at her school.” Michael replies “Well I think you two will have an amazing time.” Jimmy asks Michael “So how are things going with you, semester winding down, must feel pretty good to be finishing up your first full year at UC?” Michael replies “Yeah, it’s definitely been an amazing experience so far. Finals are coming up soon so I’ll be cramming majorly.” Jimmy replies “Yeah right, you know you’re gonna do fine. You’re the smartest guy I know.” Michael and Jimmy begin to open the new boxes and soon realize that the new shipment is for the upcoming Mother’s Day holiday. Michael pauses before grabbing for the cards to stock the shelves and Jimmy notices and says “hey man, I can stock these, just take a break or something bro and we’ll work on the next box.” Michael nods his head and heads to the break room.

Jimmy is putting the greeting cards away when Jennifer approaches him. Jennifer says “Hey Jimmy, first things first, just wanted to let you know that because of all your help, I pulled off an A on that physics final. You saved my life pretty much, so thanks a ton. Second, I wanted to ask you if you and Ariel had a group to go with for prom?” Jimmy replies “Well, first things first, no need to thank me on the physics front, you took that test all by yourself, and I’m proud of you. And secondly, umm, I’ll have to talk with Ariel about it, I’m not sure about what her preferences are…” Jennifer interrupts “Well I actually just texted her about it, and she said she’d love to be with my group, so if it’s cool with you, I’d love to have you two join our group.” Jimmy is hesitant and replies “Well, I just don’t know…” Jennifer interrupts again “Look, if you’re worried about Taylor, I already talked it over with him, and he’s fine with it. I promise, there will be no issues, okay?” Jimmy replies “Alright, sounds good, so are we gonna just meet you guys there?” Jennifer replies “No silly, we’re getting a big party bus. We’ll pick you guys up, but we’ll talk more about it later, I gotta get back to the register before Pierre realizes I’ve been gone.” At this same moment, an angry Pierre pages over the intercom “Jennifer, to register thirteen, Now!” Jennifer looks at Jimmy and says “Too late I guess. I’ll talk to you later” before running back up front.

Michael and Ashley are sitting in Professor Harper’s class. Professor Harper is going over what’s going to be on the final and is just wrapping things up. He dismisses the class, and Michael tells Ashley he’ll see her outside in a minute. Michael approaches Professor Harper and says “I just wanted to thank you again for making that donation to Pierre’s store. You definitely didn’t need to do that, but I really do appreciate it.” Professor Harper replies “Mr. Bailey, just consider it my way of saying thank you.” Michael is confused and asks “Thank you? What are you thanking me for?” Professor Harper replies “For as difficult as it was to deal with the loss of my wife and son, it’s been even more difficult keeping all my emotions inside all these years. You were there for me in ways that even my closest friends and family members haven’t been able to, and for that, I will always be grateful.” Michael shakes Professor Harper’s hand and says “Well thank you for everything as well. You’ve definitely been way more than just a professor to me over the course of these last nine months. The way the past year has been for me, coming to a new city where I didn’t know anybody at all, you’ve really helped guide me along the way, and I will always be grateful for that. I gotta say though, for every test we’ve had this year, you’ve basically scared the crap out of us beforehand. Why didn’t you give us all the “be scared out of your mind because this final will be ridiculous” speech?” Professor Harper smiles and says “I guess I just didn’t have it in me today. Hopefully everyone still realizes that it’s gonna be a ridiculously hard test even without the speech, and if not Mr. Bailey, you better start spreading the word.” Michael and Professor Harper share a laugh as they say their farewells and part ways.

Michael is in his living room studying with the news channel playing on the TV in the background. The news anchor begins a piece on it being Mother’s Day and Michael quickly turns the tv off. The door buzzer rings and Michael gets up and says “I’ll be right down.” He heads downstairs and finds Ashley waiting for him. She asks him “Are you sure you’re okay with joining us for this?” Michael replies “It’s just lunch with your fam Ash, it’s no big deal.” Ashley replies “I know it’s gonna be extra hard for you this year Michael, and I’d understand if you didn’t want to go out with my family for Mother’s Day this year.” Michael replies “Ash, it’s fine, believe me. I’ll be fine.” Ashley and Michael drive up to a restaurant where they meet with Ashley’s brothers and Ashley’s parents. Mrs. Reed says “I’m so glad you boys were able to make it. How were your flights?” Ashley’s brother Jeff replies “The flights were fine. And of course we made it mom, no way we were gonna miss seeing you on Mother’s Day.” Ashley’s brothers and Ashley’s parents are laughing and having a good time while Ashley is attempting to mask her happiness out of understanding for Michael’s situation. Michael looks around the restaurant and notices that everyone there is celebrating Mother’s Day with their mom, most of the mothers having flowers or some other nice gifts at the table, and the happy faces are starting to take its toll on Michael. Nonetheless, he battles through the dinner and thanks The Reed’s for the invite before leaving with Ashley. When Ashley and Michael return back to Michael’s apartment, Michael tells her “I think I’m gonna call it an early night Ash.” Ashley replies “I understand, I’ll call you tomorrow morning babe. I love you Michael Bailey.” Michael replies “I love you too Ashley Reed.” Michael and Ashley share a goodnight kiss and Michael heads up to his apartment. Ashley watches as Michael heads upstairs and then slowly drives off. As she’s driving along, she gets a text message notification, and opens her phone to read the message. As she reads the message, she gasps with fear and loses control of her car as a result. She slams head-first into a traffic light pole and the airbags in her car activate and slam into her face.

Michael pulls a photo album from under his bed and opens it up to a photo of him and his mother from last year’s Mother’s Day, just before she passed away. The scene morphs into a flashback and Michael is with his mother, attempting to take a picture of the two. Michael pulls out a card that says Happy Mother’s Day and says to his mother “You’re the best mom in the world, I love you so much.” Mrs. Bailey pulls Michael close and says “I’m far from it Michael, but I can tell you one thing, you are definitely the best son a mother could ask for.” Michael smiles and tells his mother “Well you just wait mom, we’re gonna have an amazing time in Chicago together, we’re gonna see every inch of that city.” Mrs. Bailey smiles and replies “It’s going to be wonderful Michael, I can’t wait.” Michael replies “Which brings me to your gift. I know we’re a few months away from moving out there, but I wanted to get you into the spirit of Chicago, so, to get you ready for the trip, I brought you some brand new luggage.” Michael pulls out from the closet beautiful floral luggage and his mother starts to cry. Michael tells her “Mom, there’s no reason to cry. Those old suitcases of yours needed to be put out of their misery. These new ones will do the trick just fine, I promise.” Mrs. Bailey tries to shake off the tears but is unable to. She looks to Michael and says “The luggage is absolutely beautiful Michael, but that’s not why I’m crying right now. Sit down with me son.” Michael sits down by his mother’s side and takes her hand. Mrs. Bailey continues “I met with my doctors today Michael. And the news isn’t good.” Michael replies frantically “What is it mom, whatever it is, we can tackle it head on, we’ll fight it mom, we can beat anything thrown our way.” Mrs. Bailey grabs on tight to her son’s hands “Michael, you know I’ll never stop fighting, and I’ll never give up... The doctors told me today that my body isn’t responding to the chemotherapy, and that the cancer is still spreading. They said there is nothing more they can do Michael.” Michael doesn’t want to believe this and replies “This doesn’t change anything mom, we’re gonna fight this and you’re gonna be ok. You’re gonna be ok mom. We’ll go see another doctor and get a second opinion. There’s gotta be something we can do to fight this.” Mrs. Bailey replies “Michael, I’m tired, I don’t wanna see any more doctors. These past two years, all I’ve done is see doctors, first with your father, and now with me. Michael, I don’t have the time for doctors anymore, I just wanna spend the time I have left with the people I love. Can you do me a favor Michael and take me for a ride? I wanna show you something.” Michael is fighting back tears and replies “But the doctors said you shouldn’t be…” Mrs. Bailey interrupts and says “Please son, I don’t care what the doctors say anymore. Let’s go for a ride.” Michael reluctantly gives in and helps his mother to the car. She instructs Michael to drive to a park in the middle of nowhere. They get out of the car and Michael helps walk her over to a park bench. Mrs. Bailey says “This is where your father and I met Michael. This used to be the busiest park in the county. He had just finished playing a game of softball with his friends when he spotted me sitting by myself waiting for a bus ride home. He pulled up next to me and asked why I was sitting all by myself. I told him I was waiting for a bus and offered me a ride. He was cute, and things were definitely different back in those days, so I accepted the offer. We got to talking during the car ride back and he just seemed like the sweetest guy I’d ever met. He finally worked up the courage to ask me on a date right before we got to my house, and I happily accepted. As crazy as it sounds, I knew that very moment that he was the one for me Michael. One car ride was all it took. Coming back here brings back some amazing memories son.” Michael replies “That’s a beautiful story mom.” Mrs. Bailey replies “The point is son, when you find that person who you just can’t live without, you know it. It may be something as short as a car ride, but when you find the person you know you’re going to spend the rest of your life with, deep down, you know it. I know that person for you Michael is Ashley, and I know she broke your heart and disappeared without any warning, but promise me one thing son. If your paths ever cross again, forgive her, for me.” Michael replies “But mom, we don’t even know why she left. How can I promise to forgive her without knowing the reason?” Mrs. Bailey interrupts “Just do it for me Michael, please, just forgive her.” Michael is hesitant and replies “Alright mom, I doubt I’ll ever see her again, but if I do, I promise, I’ll forgive her, but only for you.” Mrs. Bailey replies “That’s all I ask son.” Mrs. Bailey pauses before continuing “Just know this son, if I do pass, I lived an amazing life. I fell in love and married the most amazing man, and got to have the most amazing son. I had the chance to watch you grow up to be the gifted and talented man I see before me today. I love you with all of my heart Michael, and no matter what, I’ll always be with you.” Michael replies fighting back tears “I love you too mom, I love you too.” Michael and his mother begin crying as they share a long embrace on the park bench as the scene fades to black.

10:00 - Getting Some [Episode 1-06]
NEW! "I'm in Trouble, I'm an Addict, I'm Addicted to This Girl"
You know that old saying 'even the losers win', OK it’s not an old saying, I just made it up, but it’s true either way. Beth and Cassandra’s relationship has been on the rocks since the pregnancy scandal. Cassandra seeks Jerry’s help to work out how she can make everything up to her daughter. Beth already has sweet revenge in her heart though, she shows up at Perry’s door, as soon as he answers she jumps on him, kissing him passionately, without saying a word they undress. Jerry hands Cassandra an envelope, smiles and says "Give this to her. Say it’s from you." Ben meets a girl called Tracey, she’s one of those girls that guys instantly fall in love with, she’s different, but good different. After an introduction and ice breaker, she grabs his hand as they walk through the park together. They get ice cream, make the obvious 'white stuff around your mouth' jokes and laugh, they laughed a lot, even at the stuff that wasn’t really that funny, an old man slipping in the mud, a kid being chased by the ducks, a just married couple being mugged. They reach the fountains, the ones the park is famous for and that is when she asked the question not many guys get asked. "Can you jive?" He looks confused, "Can I drive?" he asks. She smiles, "No, jive. You want to jive with me?" And even though Ben could not jive, he wasn’t even convinced he knew what jiving was he nods and obliges as the dance together as on lookers laugh, take videos but most importantly see this obvious display of love, I mean what guy would jive in the middle of a park for a girl he didn’t see a future with. And just so you’re not confused, JIVING is NOT a METAPHOR. Jack is out with Lucy and Dominic, his 2 best friends, rumors had it Lucy and Dominic kissed the other night, but both are strongly denying the experience ever took place. The problem is Jack knew it probably did happen and he felt somewhat jealous, not because they have had their first kiss but because he liked them, he liked both of them individually. The 3 sit under a bridge and Lucy hands Jack an alcoholic beverage, he refuses it. "Don’t be a pussy," she smiles. He takes the drink and drinks it, almost chocking on the taste of vodka. Beth arrives home to find Cassandra had left the envelope of her bed, she opens it, peaks inside and smiles, she runs downstairs and hugs her mum. Perry sits in his room on the computer, he opens a file and plays the video, its a video of him having sex with Beth. He smiles and begins to masturbate to it. Ben and Tracey sit as night falls talking, no sex, no kissing, no hugging. Just talking. And you know what, he felt great for the first time since Jesse walked away.

Wednesday, May 5

8:00 - College [Episode 1-21] ***special time***
NEW! "Final Exams"
With the final week of college in full swing, all four friends are ready to take their final exams, and prepare for a summer of fun. Robert must deal with taking finals in Professor Alicia’s class (played by Aisha Tyler) and thinking about their past relationship. Collin is nervous about his finals as he always has to do well on a test, or he feels like a failure. Brittany breezes through her final exams, and then hangs out with a few other friends. Kate must prepare for some teaching exams, and examine children at a local elementary school. Back in Robert’s class, he can’t help but to keep looking at Professor Alicia. Each time he looks up, Alicia looks back at him, and the two smile. After taking his final for her class, he walks up to Alicia and asks her why she kept staring. She tells Robert to see her later tonight in her office. Back with Kate, we see her with little children, dealing with all their roughhousing. Kate thinks that she may no longer want to be a teacher after dealing with little children, but in the end she decides to keep with her major. With Collin, we seem him taking his exams, struggling. Collin eventually makes it through them, and meets up with Brittany and her other friends. Later that night, Robert heads to Professor Alicia’s office when she admits that she is still in love with Robert. She tells him that after thinking over everything, the benefits outweigh the risks. Robert agrees, and the two kiss.

8:30 - Being Average [Episode 1-20] ***special time***
NEW! "The Mother Moves In"
With a new baby on the way, the Average’s are going to need some extra help, so David decides to let his mother, Maggie (Candice Bergen) move into their house. Lisa can’t stand David’s mother, but agrees to let her stay as they will need all the help they can get when the baby is born. Maggie tells Lisa that she will not have to worry about anything around the house for the next few weeks, but Lisa tells her that she can still cook and clean. Maggie insists that she does the cleaning as the fumes will harm the baby, so Lisa agrees, but tells Maggie she will do the cooking. So, while Maggie is cleaning, Lisa decides to go take a nap, something very rare for her these days. While Lisa is sleeping, Maggie decides to start cooking, despite Lisa asking her not too. When Lisa wakes up from her nap, and heads into the kitchen, she sees Maggie cooking and asks her what she is doing. Maggie tells Lisa she felt like cooking dinner as she didn’t think Lisa could make anything tasty with a baby on the way. Lisa feels insulted and tells Maggie she has overstepped a boundary. Maggie apologizes to Lisa, but then tells her to leave the kitchen so she can finish cooking. Lisa can’t believe what Maggie is doing, and goes to David to ask him to make her stop cooking the dinner. David tells Lisa he can’t do that has he thinks his mother’s cooking is much better than Lisa’s. Lisa punches David, and tells him to kick her out. David walks out of the room, and heads down to the kitchen to help his mother prepare dinner. Lisa goes downstairs to tell Maggie to leave, but sees David licking the mashed potatoes bowl. She starts to laugh and walks over to David and hugs him. She apologizes for freaking out over Maggie cooking dinner, but says she won’t apologize to Maggie. David says that is fine as long as Lisa gives Maggie a chance, and Lisa agrees.

9:00 - Dynasty [Episode 1-20] ***special time***
REPEAT "Behind Bars"
Previously on DYNASTY...Adam Carrington confronted Regina and during a struggle, a gun went off...B.J. got physical with his sister Lauren's shady ex-boyfriend Keifer...Later, B.J. is arrested for assault.

At the mountain cabin, Adam Carrington is laying in a pool of blood after being accidentally shot by Regina. Regina's mother (guest star Gena Rowlands) continues to berate her daughter, who is panicked about what to do. She begins to clean up the blood and wraps a towel around the wound, as Adam goes in and out of consciousness.
Daniel Carrington and his fiance Genny are in bed together in their room at the LaMirage Hotel. Daniel wakes up and looks at Genny sleeping for several moments before quietly getting up and getting dressed, trying not to wake her up. Once dressed, he glances one last time at Genny before exiting the room.
Fallon is furious at B.J., who is locked up in a cell at a Denver police station. Fallon's brother (and Daniel's father) Steven Carrington comes into the room and tells those assembled - Lauren, Keifer, and Sydney in addition to Fallon - that the judge has set bail. B.J. and Sydney are ecstatic, but Fallon is less so. She lectures B.J. on his actions (assaulting Keifer), but he is defended by Sydney. Fed up with Sydney's interruptions, Fallon sternly tells her to "butt out of family business" and that this issue doesn't concern her. B.J. tells his mother that Sydney does matter, but his defense is cut short when Fallon tells B.J. to let Sydney bail him out and walks out of the room. Steven runs after her, but he is unable to talk her into bailing B.J. out, who will now have to spend the night in a jail cell.
At the cabin, Regina struggles to get an unconscious Adam into the trunk of her car. Once the body is in the trunk, Regina begins to drive back to Denver. Once in Denver, she takes the car into the underground garage of Denver-Carrington and hauls Adam's body out of the trunk and deposits it in the garage before quickly leaving. Just moments after her leaving, a man walks through the garage and discovers the body.
Daniel Carrington stands at the end of a long hallway and looks at an address printed on a business card in his hand. He walks down the hall and knocks on a door, which is opened by Jamie DeKimmel (guest star Samuel Page), the artist he had a one-night stand with weeks ago. Before Jamie can say a word, Daniel kisses him.
In blurry black and white images, Lauren and Krystina exit a night club and proceed to get into a car accident. The images have come rushing back into Krystina's memory as she lays asleep in her hospital room.
The next morning at the Denver police station, Fallon has finally sent over the bail money to release B.J. Sydney greets him as he leaves the station and she apologizes for causing the fight from last night between B.J. and his mother, Fallon. She tells B.J. that Fallon is right; she is not a part of the family and shouldn't be butting her nose into family affairs. B.J. refuses to hear her talk like that and tells her "my mother is wrong, you are a part of this family". B.J. tells Sydney that this isn't how he envisioned proposing, but he drops onto one knee in the middle of the sidewalk and asks a dumbstruck Sydney to marry him.

10:00 - Dynasty [Episode 1-21]
NEW! "The Escape"
Previously on DYNASTY…B.J. was arrested for assault against Keifer and left in jail overnight by his mother…Krystina began to remember the car accident that put her in the hospital…Regina took an injured Adam Carrington to the Denver-Carrington offices…Daniel left his pregnant fiancé to meet up with Jamie…B.J. asked Sydney to marry him.

A hospital gurney bursts through the hospital doors, carrying the body of Adam Carrington. Doctors immediately swarm him and try to revive him.
Keifer and Lauren wake up next to each other in Keifer’s brother’s apartment. Keifer takes notice that Lauren had a fitful night and she confirms that she didn’t get much sleep. She wonders if they did the right thing by pressing charges against her brother, B.J. Keifer insists that they did, directing her attention to his bandaged face. Lauren still feels guilty about calling the cops.
Regina returns to the mountain cabin where she is holding Jeff Colby hostage after taking a wounded Adam to Denver. As she enters the cabin, she is bombarded by insults from her mother (guest star Gena Rowlands) who questions her daughter’s smug attitude. Regina brushes the hurtful comments aside and notes that she is about to get everything that she ever wanted (namely, Jeff). However, her dreams are dashed when her mother opens the door to Jeff’s room and it is empty. Jeff is crouched behind a bush outside, watching Regina’s reaction.
At the hospital, doctors continue to operate to save Adam’s life while doctors question Krystina, who is beginning to remember the events leading up to the car accident with Lauren. Krystle (special guest star Linda Evans) arrives to see her daughter and is thrilled at the news that the doctors tell her.
At Jamie DeKimmel’s (guest star Samuel Page) apartment, he and Daniel Carrington wake up in bed together. As Daniel gets dressed and starts to leave, Jamie stops him. “Going back to your pregnant girlfriend?” he asks Daniel. Jamie tells Daniel that he isn’t going to be “the other man” in Daniel’s relationship and that he is going to have to choose between Genny and him. Daniel is furious at being put in such a situation and storms out of the apartment.
B.J. and Sydney arrive at the Carrington Mansion and Fallon is not thrilled to see either one. Fallon insists that Sydney leave, but B.J. introduces her as his fiancé. Fallon is floored at the news, which only makes her more upset. She says that with everything the family has suffered through recently, the last thing it needs is to be associated with a gold-digging slut like Sydney. B.J. leaps to Sydney’s defense and tells Fallon that if she is not welcome, then neither is he. Fallon is steadfast in her opposition, and both B.J. and Sydney leave. In frustration and nearly in tears, Fallon walks down a hall and into her father’s study. As she flops down on a sofa in the study, she looks at the large painting of Blake hanging above his old desk and laments the state of the family since his death.

Thursday, May 6

8:00 - Greatest Day [Episode 1-14]
NEW!
Pierce has 2 kids who were both infected by a rare genetic disorder that causes them to be wheelchair bound and get exhausted very easily. Pierces wife left him 3 years ago, leaving him to tend to the kids. He has since balanced a career, childcare and fundraising to raise money to find a cure for the disease. The show honors Pierce in this episode and after telling his heart breaking story in the interview, his kids get to meet their idol Selena Gomez. The show then donate a generous sum of money to Pierce’s charity and then donate another sum to Pierce to allow him to cut back hours at work to spend them with his kids.

9:00 - Back For Good [Episode 1-12]
NEW! "Love Under"
As Jane screams frantically she begins to hyper ventilate and collapses. Suddenly her ex boyfriend Pete emerges from the water holding Kyle. He sets Kyle down next to Jane, he then helps Jane gain back control of her breathing. He sits down next to Jane and Kyle and comforts them both. Simon and Dean sit talking in Beth’s hospital ward about Sam.
Simon: “Why does he look familiar?”
Dean: “I don’t know, but he looks like a creep.”
Simon: “I’m positive he is one…”
Beth then mumbles they can’t make out what she said but they both rush to her bed side, looks like she’s going to make it through. They each take a hand as nurses come in, her heart rate goes up and she attempts to speak again. In a moment of weakness Rachel sneaks into Kyle’s house, just to feel connected to him in someway, she goes up to his room and puts on one of his hooded jumpers. After calming down Jane thanks Pete for saving Kyle, she kisses him on the cheek. Kyle then shakes his hand. Kyle and Jane walk off and as they do Sarah walks over to Pete.
Sarah: “Can I offer you a back rub?”
Pete: ”Sure.”
Pete lies down as Sarah begins to massage him. She then stops; he turns around and looks at her.
Sarah: “Now you do me.”
Pete goes to massage her back and she shakes her head, they stare at each other then Sarah kisses him.
Pete: My house is just across the street.
Sarah: “Let’s go.”
Rachel is leaving Kyle’s house, getting scared he may come home soon, she replaces the hooded jumper and leaves, forgetting to take her own jumper with her. In the hospital room Simon tells Dean to ring Sam as they promised they wood, as Dean announces he has no credit on his cell Beth tells him to use hers. He unlocks her phone and stares at it.
Dean: “Oh crap.”
Simon rushes over.
Simon: “What?”
Dean: “I guess we know who Sam is.”
We close in on Beth’s screensaver which was taken on the night she was drugged (Episode 7) Sam is the strange man in the photos with her. Beth’s old boyfriend Alex hadn’t been seen since that night and they were willing to bet Sam had something to do with the disappearance. Beth asks for Pete to pose naked for a photo, before they continue any further and Pete happily obliges, after she has the photo she does a runner claiming she’ll be back and 2 seconds, leaving him waiting for her. Kyle and Jane arrive back at Kyle’s house and head straight up to the bedroom, Jane finds Rachel’s jumper and hands it to Kyle.
Jane: “The crazy bitch was here.”
Jane goes into the bathroom to brush her teeth; Kyle smells Rachel’s jumper and smiles. Outside Beth posts an envelope containing the naked of picture through Jane’s house (her actual house, not Kyle’s) with a note attached saying ‘Still love you –Pete’.

10:00 - Getting Some [Episode 1-6]
REPEAT "I'm in Trouble, I'm an Addict, I'm Addicted to This Girl"
[Please see Tuesday at 10:00 p.m. for program description]

Friday, May 7

8:00 - Senior Year [Episode 1-10]
NEW! "Daddy Dearest"
A group of Georgia high school seniors were given video cameras to document their senior year in high school. These are their stories.
Despite Leesa's decision not to have contact with her biological father, he shows up on the school campus, but is escorted away by local law enforcement. Gina's fundraiser goes off without a hitch, despite some last minute complications. Brittani and Clay attend the Homecoming Dance together...but as a "non-couple". A.J. is disappointed to see that Nick has asked someone else to the dance, and is harassed in the bathroom by some homophobic classmates.

9:00 - High School Superstars! [Episode 1-28]
NEW! "Results Show #9"
From Orlando, FL. host Joey Lawrence announces which two performers received the fewest votes, and are eliminated. After tonight's live results show, 6 performers will be left. [Live]

10:00 - Sports World [Episode 1-29]
NEW!
A look back at the week in sports, including highlights from Major League Baseball and postseason action in the NBA and NHL. Analysis of the new CBS/TNT broadcast deal for the NCAA Basketball tournament; the group offers predictions on which NFL rookies will shine next season.

[jay]

MBN Weekly Schedules: Week of May 10, 2010

Monday, May 10

8:00 - Temps [Episode 1-05]
NEW! "Reversal of Fortune"
While taking a public bus to work, Teddy notices a man crying in the back and can help but think the guy looks like the recently fired Ross. To his surprise, it is Ross! It seems the newly poor Ross got on the bus - something he never used to have to do - and doesn't know where to get off, especially since his wife kicked him out. Teddy takes pity on his ex-boss and lets him crash at his apartment for a few days. The girls at the office cannot believe that Teddy would treat Ross so nice, especially given how crappy Ross had treated Teddy (even though Ross does tend to boss Teddy around at home, takes advantage of him, and basically treats him like the hired help). But, it isn't long before the new boss (guest star Fred Willard) starts to push people's buttons: he insults the looks of plain-jane Julie; he wonders aloud when Ivy is going to retire; and he dismisses the sexual advances of Angie, while winking and grinning at an uncomfortable Teddy! Soon, the temps have hatched a plan, something they thought they would never have to do: Operation Get Ross His Job Back!

8:30 - In the '80s [Episode 1-07]
NEW! "Summer in Los Angeles"
With life at home no doing to well for Pat he speaks to his parents about spending time with that in Los Angeles this summer. Pat is very excited because the summer Olympics are being held in Los Angeles, little does he know they were held there . . . 15 years ago.

9:00 - Educating Lewis [Episode 1-15]
NEW! "Dancing With the Teachers"
Lewis and Mona get stuck together chaperoning the prom and neither one is happy about it. It seems that when they were in school, Lewis asked Mona to the prom, but she wouldn't even give him the time of day. Their entire evening is spent - perhaps subconsciously - trying to make the other one jealous. Mona dances and flirts with the hunky gym teacher, while Lewis uses the sexy French teacher as his dancing partner. Actually, the gym teacher and the French teacher are trying to make each other jealous as well, using Lewis and Mona. At the end of the night, when their dance partners leave to be with each other, Lewis and Mona are left to dance together. They end the night in the most unexpected way: a kiss.

9:30 - In the '80s [Episode 1-08]
NEW! "Beverly Hills Cop"
With his plans for the summer set, Pat skips the idea of finding a job at home and plans to find one near his parent’s home. Pat wants to be a cop, a Beverly Hills Cop.

10:00 - Giraldo Live in Primetime [Episode SP-03]
NEW!
Following a successful run in late night, Greg Giraldo is back with a series of one-hour primetime specials. Skits in this episode include: in Arizona, a police officer stops and harasses black and Hispanic citizens while white kids in the background beat up an old lady, hold passersby up for money, and pick on smaller kids...Security officials at a ballpark get more bold with their actions: the first fan who runs across the field is tackled; the second one is tasered; the third is shot in the back...at radio station WHCK a male-female DJ team is interviewing newly out lesbian country singer Chely Wright, who is subjected to constant invites by the male DJ for her to make out with the female DJ.
Interview: actors Michael Cera and Justin Long preview the season finale of "Falling With Style"; Rosie O'Donnell discusses the recent wave of celebrities coming out of the closet.
Musical Guest: Five For Fighting.
Men's Room Panelists: Greg Giraldo, Michael Cera, Justin Long, and ("Chick With a D!ck") Rosie O'Donnell. Topics include: a teenage Phillies fan is tasered after running onto the field; Betty White scores big ratings as host of "SNL"; Kim Kardashian is analyzed...her handwriting that is; football's "LT" in court for rape; Kristin Chenoweth trashes 'homophobic' NEWSWEEK reporter.

Tuesday, May 11

8:00 - High School Superstars! [Episode 1-29]
NEW! "Performance Show #10"
Judges David Foster, Paula Abdul, and Jesse McCartney chose 22 acts from various high schools around the United States and are in Orlando, Florida with host Joey Lawrence. Six acts remain in the running (16 have been eliminated by online voters, while two were added as online favorites) and tonight 3 of those acts - 1 man and 2 women - will perform. The two performers who have the lowest vote totals from online voting will be eliminated on Friday's live results show.

9:00 - Falling With Style [Episode 1-22] ***season finale***
NEW! "Out of My Hands"
Ashley is lying on a hospital bed hooked up to an IV with her eyes closed. Her head is bandaged and bruised and she finally wakes up and sees her parents and Michael sitting nearby. Michael jumps up and runs over to her “Ash, Ash can you hear me?” Ashley groggily replies “Michael? Where are we?” Michael replies “Ash, you were in a car accident. You lost control of your car and slammed into a light pole. A few bruises and some scratches, nothing to worry about, you’re gonna be fine.” Ashley begins to realize her surroundings and starts to jostle about “What? An accident? I don’t remember any accident Michael” she says frantically. Ashley’s mother rushes over and says “Ashley, its ok, the doctors said you might have temporary memory loss when you came to, and that you might not remember the moments right before the accident. It’s completely normal dear, nothing to be concerned with.” Ashley starts to calm down slightly and then asks “Oh my gosh, all I remember was dropping Michael off at home after dinner. Everything after that is a complete blank? So I just hit a light pole, no other people were involved in the crash?” Michael replies “Nope, just a light pole Ash. I do have one bit of bad news for you though. Your phone got crunched from the impact from the airbags, your LCD screen is completely cracked. We’ll have to get you a new one.” Mr. Reed steps in and says “I really hope you weren’t texting when this accident happened Ashley. That would be extremely irresponsible.” Mrs. Reed steps in and cuts off her husband “For goodness sake Daniel, leave the poor girl alone for now, she’s been through enough, and we have no idea what caused the accident. Let’s give Ashley and Michael some time to sit and relax together. We’ll be downstairs in the cafeteria honey, don’t you worry about anything.” Mrs. Reed grabs Mr. Reed by the arm and takes him out of the room, leaving Michael and Ashley alone. Michael grabs Ashley’s hand and says sweetly “We’re gonna have to revoke that license of yours Ms. Reed. You my dear, are accident prone.” Ashley replies “I have no idea how this could have happened Michael, I’ve never been in an accident before, I’m a good driver. Gosh, my dad seems so pissed right now.” Michael replies “I’m sure it was nothing more than you seeing a rabbit or some other animal and being the sweet girl you are, you tried to avoid hitting it and slammed into a light pole. Next time, just remember it’s either Bugs Bunny or you.” Ashley smiles and replies “You always know how to make me feel better Michael, even in the strangest of situations.” Michael gives Ashley a kiss on the forehead and says “That’s what I’m here for Ms. Reed. Now you just get some rest. You’ll be out of here in no time.”

Michael is unloading boxes at Kramllah when Jimmy walks over and asks in a concerned tone “Hey Michael, how’s Ashley doing?” Michael replies “She’s doing much better, thanks. They’re gonna keep her for another night or two just to make sure she doesn’t have any lingering effects from the crash. They wanna run a few more tests, but it looks like she’s gonna be back to normal in no time.” Jimmy replies “well that’s definitely a relief man. I’m really glad to hear she’s gonna be ok.” Michael replies “Me too man, when I got the call from her folks that she had been in an accident and was at the hospital, I was a mess bro. I can’t tell you how good it felt to see her finally come to.” Jimmy replies “I can imagine man, I would have been a wreck too.” Michael replies “Well it’s all good now man, so no worries. How’s the last minute prom preparation going by the way, what is it, two days away?” Jimmy replies “Um, yeah, about that, there’s some stuff I’ve been meaning to talk to you about.” Michael replies “Alright, hit me with it man.” Jimmy continues “Well, first thing, apparently Jennifer and Ariel decided it would be best if we went with Jennifer’s group, so now I’ll be stuck on a party bus with pretty much every kid who has ever given me a swirly within the past ten years, including Taylor.” Michael replies “Well that’s a rough spot to be in man, but don’t let it get you down. Those guys are meaningless now. You’re the one with the hot date. Don’t concern yourself with what any of them think, it’s not like you’re gonna be stuck with them the whole night anyways. As soon as you get to the dance, you’ll be home free.” Jimmy ponders it for a second and responds “Okay, that was the first thing I wanted to bring up to you, and I gotta say, you’ve made me feel a lot better about the whole riding up to Prom with the jocks and cheerleaders thing, this second thing is a bit more sensitive of a subject.” Michael replies “Sensitive ay? I think I know where this might be heading.” Jimmy interrupts “Well we’ve been dating for a few months now. And it’s prom, the night where pretty much everyone hooks up with each other. I don’t know if she’s expecting us to or not, I’m just really nervous about the whole thing and have no idea what I should do.” Michael replies with a warm tone “Listen Jimmy, Ariel is probably feeling the same anxiety you’re feeling right now about this whole thing, so you’re not alone. I say, talk to her about it, see where her head is at with it, and I can promise you, the anxiety you’re both feeling right now will vanish as soon as you do.” Jimmy replies “That’s good advice man. You always seem to have the good advice. I appreciate it Michael.” Michael and Jimmy exchange a friendly handshake and Michael replies “Not a problem bro, the only reason I know is cuz I’ve been there.” At this moment, Pierre walks up with a pad and pencil and says “Alright, write down your cell phone numbers. No one ever picks up their home numbers when I call them in, so now, I need the cell numbers.” Michael and Jimmy are hesitant but eventually give Pierre their numbers. Right before they leave, Pierre says “Ah ah ah, not so fast.” Pierre pulls out a phone and starts dialing the numbers. Michael begins to look uneasy as Pierre says into the phone “Denny’s you say? No, I’m sorry, I have the wrong number.” Pierre glares at Michael who takes the pad back and puts his correct phone number down.

Jimmy and Ariel are sitting at Jimmy’s house working on some homework when Jimmy breaks the silence with “So do I need to buy some condoms?” Ariel is at first shocked and then sends out a nervous laugh saying “what are you talking about?” Jimmy replies “Sorry for saying that so randomly, but I kinda feel like there’s been a big elephant in the room ever since we started planning for prom. I know it’s the hook up night of the year, and I guess I just didn’t know how you were feeling about it.” Ariel replies “Well how do you feel about it?” Jimmy replies “Well I really think in this case it comes down more to your feelings. “ Ariel pauses before replying “Well as crazy as it was how you brought it up, I’m glad you did. I’ve felt a lot of anxiety thinking about this, mostly because I haven’t slept with anyone before. I really care about you a lot Jimmy, I’m just not sure I want my first time to be rushed by some stupid cliché, I want it to be special. I hope you’re not disappointed.” Jimmy takes Ariel’s hand and says “I’m not disappointed at all Ariel, I would never want you to feel uncomfortable. I’ll level with you, it’ll be my first time too, so I don’t want it to feel rushed because of some stupid cliché either.” Ariel looks extremely surprised and says “Really, you’ve never been with another girl?” Jimmy replies in a sarcastic tone “Hard to believe, I know.” Ariel is still surprised and says “wow, that is hard to believe.”

Michael is sitting in Professor Harper’s class taking the final exam. Professor Harper announces that the time is now up and everyone must hand in their papers. He collects the papers and thanks the class for the term and wishes everyone the best of luck before dismissing them. Michael hangs around and approaches Professor Harper, who asks Michael “So how is Ms. Reed doing? I got a call from her parents about the accident and how she wouldn’t be able to take the final until next week. I told them between you and me, it won’t be necessary. She’s got about as solid of an A as possible, and there’s no doubt in my mind she would have performed well on the final.” Michael replies “She’s doing much better, that’s really great of you to give her a pass on the final like that Professor.” Professor Harper replies “Well she was one of the best students I’ve ever had, along with you Mr. Bailey. I’m glad to hear she’s doing well.” Michael replies “Well there’s always next year sir. I hear you’ll be teaching a more advanced engineering class next year. I think I might be ready for it, seeing as how it will be my senior year.” Professor Harper smiles and replies “You better bring your A-game Mr. Bailey, because this class you just completed is a piece of cake compared to the advanced course, but I think you’ll do just fine in it, and I look forward to having you in my class again next year.” Michael extends his hand to Professor Harper and says “Thanks for everything this year Professor.” Professor Harper shakes Michael’s hand and says “And thanks to you as well Mr. Bailey. Now get out of here before the Lifetime channel comes in and decides to turn this into a made-for-TV movie.” Michael and Professor share a hearty laugh before Michael exits the classroom.

Jimmy is waiting with Ariel’s mother as Ariel is just finishing up getting ready for the dance. She comes down the stairs and looks absolutely gorgeous. Her beautiful long blond hair is down for a change and she is wearing make-up for the first time. She also has replaced her glasses with contacts and has a stunning blue dress on. Jimmy is absolutely speechless as he mumbles “Ummm, oh boy, wow, just wow, Ariel, you look absolutely amazing.” Ariel begins to blush before saying “You’re just saying that cuz I’m your girlfriend and you have to.” Jimmy replies “Umm, not even in the slightest, seriously, I’m saying that because you look unbelievable, and I can’t believe you’re my girlfriend.” Jimmy grabs two dozen red roses that he picked up from Ariel and hands them to her and she replies by saying how beautiful they are. Jimmy then places her corsage on her wrist while Ariel pins the boutonnière on Jimmy’s tux. Ariel’s mother starts taking photos of the two just as the party bus pulls up. Taylor sticks his head up from the sunroof and yells “Come on dweebs, let’s get this party rolling.” Jimmy and Ariel see the bus outside and say goodbye to Ariel’s mother before leaving. As Jimmy and Ariel make their way towards the party bus, Taylor notices how amazing Ariel looks and his eyes grow wide with disbelief. He is in utter shock and slides back to his seat with a stupefied look on his face. As Jimmy and Ariel enter the limo, everyone inside becomes completely silent, in shock that Jimmy Cooper has such an attractive date. Jennifer breaks the silence by saying “you guys look absolutely amazing. Taylor, take a pic of me with Jimmy and Ariel.” Jennifer hands the camera over to Taylor who is still so absolutely baffled that he holds the camera up completely backwards, and when he takes the picture, the camera flashes brightly directly in his face and he is momentarily blinded while everyone else in the limo breaks out laughing at him.

Michael and Ashley are sitting at the hospital watching tv together. Michael says “One more night, and we’re taking you home tomorrow Ash. Then we’ve got the whole summer to spend together, I seem to remember us having a pretty good track record with past summers.” Ashley smiles and replies “Hmmm, I don’t know what you’re talking about. I spent all my summers with this really strange kid down in North Carolina. He was super skinny, and kinda dorky, and he totally had a huge crush on me.” Michael interrupts “I totally know what you mean, I spent all my summers with this girl who was a bit of a tomboy, and she had these big braces for the majority of the summers that were just humongously huge.” Ashley playfully punches Michael on the shoulder, saying “Hey, don’t make fun of my braces mister. I used to get called Brace Face at school cuz of those.” Ashley begins pouting to which Michael replies “Alright, I’m sorry Ash, or should I say, Brace Face.” Ashley playfully punches Michael again but this time he avoids it and gives her a big kiss on the forehead instead. Ashley asks “So isn’t Jimmy’s prom tonight?” Michael replies “It most certainly is. I was over at his place helping him get all suited up before I came here. He’s looking mighty sharp I might add.” Ashley laughs before saying “Well now that I know you helped him pick out his clothes, I’m really concerned for him.” Michael is lying on the bed with Ash when he gets a text from an unknown number. The text says “Hey, it’s Jimmy, I’m using someone else’s phone cause mine is broken, I need a ride home, something really bad happened at the dance, and I can’t discuss it right now. Just come out here and pick me up please, I owe you one.” Michael relays the text to Ashley who quickly says “that poor kid, go help him out Michael.” Michael gathers his things to leave and says “I have no idea what could have went wrong there, but if he says he needs me, I gotta be there for him, I’ll be back as soon as I can Ash.” Michael gives Ashley a quick kiss before leaving.

Jimmy and Ariel are having a great time together at the dance. Jimmy is dancing absolutely terribly for all the faster songs but Ariel is just laughing and having a great time with him. Jimmy and Ariel take a break and Ariel excuses herself to the rest room. At this moment, Jimmy spots Jennifer sitting all alone in the corner of the room. He goes up to her and asks “Hey Jen, everything ok?” Jennifer replies “Oh, hey Jimmy, umm, ya, everything is okay, I mean, about as okay as it is gonna be. Taylor is off in the gym with his other stupid football friends getting absolutely wasted, and I’m left here feeling like an idiot. I have no idea why I stay with him Jimmy. He really treats me like absolute garbage. He’s making me spend my senior prom all by myself. I just really can’t stand him anymore.” Jennifer starts crying on Jimmy’s shoulder as Jimmy tries to console her. Jimmy replies “Hey, it’s gonna be ok. You are absolutely amazing Jennifer, and if nothing else, take this moment as the one where you realize Jennifer Ward is too good for Taylor Rogers. You deserve a guy that is ten million times better than that kid. You’re out of his league. I promise you, there’s a guy out there who deserves you and will be able to treat you the way you deserve to be treated.” Jennifer is trying hard to stifle her tears as she asks “You really think so Jimmy?” Jimmy replies “I don’t think so, I know so.” At this moment, Michael walks in and finds Jimmy sitting with Jennifer. He quickly says to Jimmy “Where’s Ariel, did something happen to her?” Jimmy replies “Michael, no, nothing happened to her, what are you doing here man?” Michael replies “Dude, you texted me saying you needed me to be here. You said something bad happened and you needed me to come out here.” Jimmy replies “I think someone played a practical joke on you man, cuz I never texted you. I bet it was Pierre. I never wanted to give that guy our cell phone numbers in the first place.” Michael becomes instantly relieved and says “Geez man, I was worried sick. I’m gonna let Pierre have it next time I see him for pulling this. That guy is something else.” Ariel comes out of the bathroom just as a person up on stage announces that this will be the last dance and to make it a special one. Jimmy looks to Jennifer and asks “You feeling better Jen?” to which Jennifer replies “Definitely, you two go out and enjoy your last dance.” Jimmy nods and he and Ariel start slow dancing a few feet away from Jennifer and Michael. Michael looks at Jennifer and says “I know I’m a little bit too old for you, but I’ve never even been to my own prom, so what do you say to letting me relive the high school moments I never had and share this dance with me Jen?” Jennifer wipes away her tears and says “I accept that invitation gladly.” Michael and Jennifer begin slow dancing and Michael consoles her over her problems with Taylor. Michael tells her “The right guy is out there for you Jen, I totally believe that to be true.” Jennifer looks on at Jimmy and Ariel dancing and says “I think so too Michael, I think so too.”

Ashley is sitting in her room when she hears a knock at the door. Thinking it was Michael, she says “Oh wow, you weren’t gone very long...” before turning around and staring face to face with her stalker Jake. A look of shock comes over Ashley’s face before Jake replies “Oh on the contrary, I’ve been gone for quite some time. Is it really all that hard for a person to respond to a text nowadays? I mean, your boyfriend got that text from who he thought was his friend just now and was out the door to help him out in no time. Why no love for an old friend Ashley? Don’t tell me you’re not happy to see me.” Ashley stares on in shock as the scene fades to black.

10:00 - Getting Some [Episode 1-07]
NEW! "Yes, You"
Jack is at home surfing internet porn, he clicks on the video titled Teen Girl with her Mothers Lover. He watches the first 25 seconds then screams. Perry shows up at the door, Jack answers, he’s unable to look him in the eye, “Hey sport.” He attempts to banter, “You here for my mom or sister?” Cassandra shows up behind Jack and hugs Perry, her and Perry go into the kitchen. Jack runs upstairs, downloads the video and uploads it to his phone; very soon the whole village will know of what a monster this man is. Jerry and graham are organizing a trip to Vegas and Graham suggests they invite Cassandra because he thinks her and Jerry still have something, when really he wants a chance to impress Cassandra and woe her for himself. Ben pushes a bit of Tracey’s hair out of her eyes, smoothly massages his palm on her cheek then leans in and softly kisses her lips. Ben jokes “You’re not married are you?” He had already told her of his previous pain so she got the joke and laughed. Tracey begins to cry; Ben puts his arm around her and asks her what’s wrong. “When I was twelve both my parents were involved with the wrong crowd, my mom ended up getting shot after a deal went bad and they suspected her of being an undercover cop. My dad was then arrested in connection with the murder and sent to prison. My grandfather took me in and raised me as his own; I tried not to be rebellious as a team because I loved him and I don’t want to cause him any difficulty, plus I saw what rebellion does to you, I witness it first hand from my parents. A couple of days ago they diagnosed him with terminal cancer. He’s going to die and I couldn’t think of any reason I should continue life after him, and then at that very moment, I met you.” Tracey rests her head on his shoulder. They sit silently for a moment then Ben says, “I believe in fate, I believe in love, I believe in you and believe that what we’ve already started is going to be, is already, incredible.” As Beth walks home, people look at her, smirking and giggling. She then begins receiving abusive texts, hurtful words were being spread. Jack looks out his bedroom window smiling, he thinks he’s done well, he’s taking down the guy who screwed his mom and his sister, but he’s unaware that in the process he’s completely destroyed his sister’s life.

Wednesday, May 12

8:00 - Being Average [Episode 1-21] ***special time***
NEW! "The Baby Names"
With the birth of the baby only a few weeks away, the family gathers around discussing names of the new baby boy/girl. Each member of the family will give one girl name, and one boy name, and tell everyone why they chose that name. Since Mark is the youngest, he decides to give his suggestions first: Alex and Derek, after the two Yankees players. Emily is up next, and suggests Nick and Joe, her two favorite Jonas Brothers. The entire family immediately says no after she gives her reasoning. Maggie (Candice Bergen) goes next and says the baby should be named Marge or David Jr. Lisa shoots down Marge as she says it is too old of a name. Maggie gives Lisa a snarky look, but Lisa doesn’t care as she hates Maggie just as much. David decides to give his two names next, and suggests Patrick and Katherine. Everyone in the family is shocked to see that David picked the most normal names thus far. Lisa tells the family while all of their suggestions are good; she likes Josie and Donovan, something a little less normal. As soon as she gives her suggestions for the names, she suddenly feels sick. Lisa looks down and notices that her water has broke, one and a half months before her scheduled due date. The family rushes Lisa to the hospital, where the doctors prep for Lisa’s birth. Maggie, Mark, and Emily wait outside as David waits for the birth of his son/daughter in the room with Lisa.
TO BE CONTINUED….

8:30 - College [Episode 1-22] ***special time***
NEW! "Going Home"
With finals over it’s time for all the students to head home for the summer. Collin and Brittany decide that they will live at each other’s house for one and a half months to spend all of their time together. Kate will head home with Collin as the two came to campus together in September. Robert tells Alicia that while he still loves her, its best that they see other people over the summer. Professor Alicia doesn’t understand Robert’s mind over their relationship, but agrees. Meanwhile, Brittany discovers a text on Collins phone from Kate, and thinks nothing of it. However, knowing she can’t help herself, she reads the text. She opens to the phone, and reads the short text, “I need you Collin.” Brittany slams down the phone, and thinks her relationship with Collin may be over, forever. Brittany finds Kate and asks her if she has feelings for Collin. Kate doesn’t know what she is talking about, and then Brittany shows her the text. Kate apologizes for sending the text to the wrong person; she meant to send it to Robert. Brittany breathes a sigh of relief, and apologizes to Kate. With all the tension released, everyone heads to their cars, and leaves for home.

9:00 - College [Episode 1-23] ***season finale***
NEW! "It Will Never Be the Same..."
One week later, and we revisit the four students as they are at home enjoying their summer vacation. Collin and Brittany are still living a happy life with their relationship, while Kate has fully adapted to hanging out with the two, despite their relationship. The three feel like they should have invited Robert to come along with them, but they know its best he spends time with his family. We then focus on Robert who seems to have slipped into depression regarding his previous relationship with Professor Alicia. Robert decides to call Alicia, and leaves a message on her answering machine. Robert tells Alicia that he had a great time in their relationship, and he hopes she will live a happy life. Robert says goodbye, and then hangs up the phone. Robert picks up a piece of paper, and the scene fades to black.
Back with Collin, Brittany, and Kate, the three are thoroughly enjoying themselves and learn things about each other that they never knew before. Then, suddenly the phone rings, and Kate answers. Robert starts to talk, and Kate is excited to hear his voice. Kate still has feelings for Robert and can’t wait to tell him. Before Kate can speak; however, Robert tells her that he is glad he got to know her, and will see all three of his friends in a few years. Kate is confused and asks what Robert is talking about. Robert tells Kate that he was accepted into the Navy a few weeks back, and will be entering the service to fight the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. Kate holds the phone, and says nothing. Robert tells Kate goodbye, and then hangs up the phone. Collin and Brittany ask Kate who was on the phone, and she tells them it was Robert. Collin and Brittany ask Kate if Robert is coming to visit, but she starts crying and says no. The two ask Kate why she is crying, and she tells them Robert has dropped out of college to go fight in the war. Collin and Brittany stare at each other in shock…..
TO BE CONTINUED!

9:30 - Being Average [Episode 1-22] ***season finale***
NEW! "The Baby is Born"
As the Averages wait for the birth of their third child, Maggie decides to tell Mark and Emily about their births. Emily tells her grandmother that she doesn’t care about her birth, but Maggie continues with her birth story. Emily is grossed out on how Maggie is describing it, but Mark is thrilled to hear about all the blood and pain. Maggie then continues and tells Mark about his birth, and how his birth was pure hell for Lisa.
Back in the delivery room, Lisa is still experiencing contractions, and should be ready to give birth within the next few minutes. Time passes, and over two hours later, the doctors tell Lisa it is time to push and deliver the baby. Lisa has done this before, but is still scared as she has never had a premature baby. Lisa begins to push and David tries to comfort her, but Lisa only yells at him. David tells Lisa it’s her hormones telling her all these things, but Lisa tells David to shut up or she will rip his mouth off. David decides it’s time to shut up, and just guides his wife through the rest of the birth. Three minutes later, a beautiful 3lb, 7oz. baby girl is born. She is immediately taken to the ICU as her weight is still too small for a newborn. Lisa is done with the birth, and decides to rest. When Lisa wakes up she goes to see the baby girl in the ICU, and the rest of the family joins, looking in from the window. Lisa and David decide on the name of the baby, Hope. Hope Average, a baby girl who will be anything but Average. The family then enters the ICU, and stand around Hope, hoping that she will pull through the challenges, and come home within the next few weeks. David tells Lisa that he is proud of delivering their beautiful girl, and the two kiss….

10:00 - Dynasty [Episode 1-22]
NEW! "The Wedding"
Previously on DYNASTY...Jeff Colby escaped from the mountain cabin...Daniel Carrington hooked up with his ex-love Jamie DeKimmel...Adam Carrington was rushed to the hospital with a gunshot wound...Fallon threw her son, B.J. and his fiance, Sydney, out of the mansion...Krystina's memory returned.

Alexis (special guest star Joan Collins) and Gov. Robertson (special guest star Fred Thompson) are in bed together watching a news program where the commentators are discussing whether or not Sen. Krystle Carrington should resign due to her family problems; the two commentators each take opposing views and argue over it.
Jeff Colby is crawling around the outside of the mountain cabin so that Regina, who is inside, cannot see him. He makes a dash for Regina's car. He tries to start the engine, but it won't turn over. The noise attracts the attention of Regina inside, who goes out to investigate. She walks towards the car with a gun in her hand and points it at Jeff thru the car's window, screaming at him to get out, which he does with his hands in the air.
B.J. and Sydney arrive at the hotel suite at the La Mirage Hotel (that his mother owns), which is their home for the night. B.J. apologizes for his mother's behavior, but assures Sydney that Fallon will just have to get used to her being around because the two of them will definitely be getting married. Sydney asks B.J. what they are waiting for a suggests that they get married immediately.
Fallon is looking aimlessly into nothingness when her daughter Lauren arrives at the mansion. She tells her mother that she thinks it would be best if she left town to get away from all the drama currently engulfing the family. Fallon tells her that she doesn't like the thought of Lauren alone in New York, but Lauren tells Fallon that she isn't going to New York, she's going to South Beach, Florida.
Daniel and Jamie have finished making love and Daniel is getting dressed. As the two talk, it is obvious that Jamie believes that Daniel has dumped Genny for him. Daniel makes up an excuse - he is having dinner with his father, Steven - and leaves.
At the mountain cabin, after Jeff exits the car, he grabs the gun from Regina and the two wrestle on the ground with Regina hitting her head on a tree stump. Jeff jumps back into the car and after the engine turns over, drives away at a high rate of speed.
B.J. and Sydney are standing in front of a justice of the peace, who is preparing to declare them man and wife.
Daniel sneaks into his and Genny's room at the La Mirage. He gets into bed, trying not to disturb her, but she wakes up. He kisses her and tells her that he had a dinner date with his father and that he loves her.
At a hospital in Denver, doctors work feverishly to save Adam Carrington, but during the operation to remove the bullet in his chest, he flatlines.

Thursday, May 13

8:00 - Greatest Day [Episode 1-15] ***season finale***
NEW!
Perry and Amanda have a 4 year old autistic son, Rupert. His autism means he has a hard time adapting to change. The pair had been saving for 2 years (after they found out he was autistic) so they could afford to send him to a special school. However a month ago the 3 went on a family day out to the aquarium and when they returned they discovered there house had been burgled. They stole their savings and a load of stuff belonging to Rupert and their insurance doesn’t cover it. They are brought onto the show and interviewed about the difficulties of bringing up and autistic child. After the interview the show tell them that Rupert has been accepted into the best school for autistic kids in their area and the show have paid his tuition. The show also give Rupert a new Xbox as his old one was stolen.

9:00 - Back For Good [Episode 1-13] ***season finale***
NEW! "The Passion of Love and Hate"
As Jane and Kyle leave the house the next morning Kyle sees Rachel, he grabs her jumper and runs it over to her, Jane watches as the two of them talk, Rachel hugging Kyle for returning it. Jealousy covers her face, she gets into the car and sits in the driver seat, with her arms folded and a look of anger and disappoint portraying her face. The doctors tell Beth she will be discharged that night. Dean says sorry one final time before heading on his way, when he’s outside the hospital he notices Simon running up behind him. Simon shakes his hand then gives him his number.
Simon: “If you want to be friends, give me a call.”
Dean nods and walks out onto the street. Jane and Kyle are about to drive off to go on a picnic when Sarah runs up to car and opens Kyle’s door.
Sarah: “I’ve just been to the doctors, it’s not good guys. I have cancer…”
Kyle jumps out of the car and hugs her, Jane does the same. Beth wasn’t sure how this lie was going to make Kyle fall in love her but she was heart set continuing it until he did. After comforting her and crying with her the pair set off, half an hour into their journey Jane pulls over.
Jane: “I saw the way you were looking at her, the way you’re always looking at her. You’re thinking about her right now, she dancing in your mind.”
Kyle: “What Jane? Seriously. Where’s this coming from, I’m with you.”
Jane: “You may have picked me but your in love with her, how does that make me a winner?”
Kyle: “Say it Jane.”
Jane: “You’re going to need to get out of my car now…”
Kyle gets out of the car and instantly calls Rachel to come get him. Sarah stares at herself in the mirror
Sarah: “I’m not going anywhere.”
She then begins to shave her head. Simon goes to Beth’s place to get her some clean clothes, she stays in her hospital room alone until Alex walks in, he is badly beaten and has a look of evil in his eyes.
Alex: “Beth your going to have to take my hand and come with me.”
Beth: “Alex what are you doing here?”
Alex: “I came for you.”
Beth “I’m not going anywhere with you.”
Alex: “Then we both die.”
Beth hesitates and takes his hand and the exit together. As soon as Rachel arrives in her car to pick Kyle up he jumps into the car and kisses her and they drive off…

10:00 - Getting Some [Episode 1-07]
REPEAT "Yes, You"
[NOTE: Please see Tuesday @ 10:00 p.m. for program description.]

Friday, May 14

8:00 - Senior Year [Episode 1-11]
NEW! "Emancipation Proclamation"
A group of Georgia high school seniors were given video cameras to document their senior year in high school. These are their stories.
The success of Gina's fundraiser for Mr. Bonner, a popular teacher stricken with cancer is tempered when his health takes a turn for the worse; Clay fails a random drug test, but claims it was due to medication he is taking for a football injury earlier in the season; A.J. is shocked to see an offensive slur ("FAG") scrawled on his locker; Leesa looks into the issue of emancipation when her legal guardian, her older sister, continues to press her to have contact with their biological father.

9:00 - High School Superstars! [Episode 1-30]
NEW! "Results Show #10"
From Orlando, FL. host Joey Lawrence announces which two performers received the fewest votes, and are eliminated. After tonight's live results show, 4 performers will be left. [Live]

10:00 - Sports World [Episode 1-30]
NEW!
A look back at the week in sports, including highlights from Major League Baseball and postseason action in the NBA and NHL. Other topics: ex-footballer Lawrence "LT" Taylor charged with rape; Houston Texans Brian Cushing keeps award despite positive drug test; killer of Denver Broncos' Darrent Williams sentenced to prison.

[jay]

MBN Weekly Schedule: Week of May 17, 2010

Monday, May 17

8:00 - Temps [Episode 1-01]
REPEAT "Pilot"
Welcome to GlomCo, a large company in a large city with some executives that have large egos. The weekly stories are told through the eyes of the temporary workers in the executive suites, whose salaries are not so large. The "temps" include Ivy, the been-there-seen-that veteran. Don't let her age and her "grandmotherly" appearance fool you, she is no nice, sweet granny. Angie is another seasoned vet, but she has much larger aspirations than simply faxing and copying; and she isn't afraid to use her natural beauty and "ass"ets to get ahead. Julie is the typical naive, wide-eyed newbie who looks more like a deer caught in the headlights. Ted (affectionately called "Teddy") is the lone male temp, but can be just as catty as the ladies...probably because he's gay (stereotype alert!). Ruling over the office with an iron, yet inept, fist is Ross the Boss, whom everyone wonders how he gets to keep his job.
In the premiere episode, Ross's spoiled wife Rene is offended when she visits the office and sees Ross fawning all over Angie, whose attire is more suited to a night club than an office. Rene decides to fight fire with fire and attempts to seduce Teddy, and have Ross walk in on them, unaware that Teddy prefers men. Meanwhile, Julie attempts to track down who keeps stealing her lunches that she brings from home. Rene's plan backfires when Ross - who knows Teddy is gay - could not care less that he and Rene slept together.

8:30 - In the '80s [Episode 1-09] ***season finale***
NEW! "The Karate Kid"
Pat still has a few months until he spends the summer with his parents so he decides to take up a new hobby. Karate. It turns out though that there is an age limit, but that doesn’t stop Pat.

9:00 - Educating Lewis [Episode 1-16] ***season finale***
NEW! "A Picture is Worth a Thousand Dollars"
The Monday after prom, Mona and Lewis' behavior can best be described as awkward, along with knowing glances acknowledging their prom kiss. Both are shocked to see a picture of them kissing uploaded to the school's website. They quickly learn who the culprit is and are blindsided when he tells them he will take the picture down and delete it for $1,000. Otherwise, he'll e-mail it to every student in the school. Lewis' soft sell approach doesn't work, neither does Mona's threats. Backed up against the wall, Mona and Lewis decide to fight fire with fire and are able to get a video of the blackmailing student singing in the school shower after gym class and threaten to post it on the school's website unless the picture of them kissing is deleted forever.

9:30 - Temps [Episode 1-06] ***special time/season finale***
NEW!
Operation Get Ross His Job Back is in full swing as the office attempts to get the new boss (guest star Fred Willard) fired. Angie and Ivy are in charge of getting GlomCo's CEO (guest star Kirstie Alley) back to the office, while Julie and Teddy plot to actually get the new boss fired. Teddy takes on for the team and sets to, clumsily, seduce the boss and have the CEO walk in at exactly the wrong time. The plan appears to be falling apart because the CEO is stuck in traffic, and Teddy doesn't intend on going thru with anything with the new boss and runs out of his office before any "hanky-panky" can occur. However, the new boss emerges from his office, clad only in boxers, with his pants around his ankles just as the CEO arrives, and she promptly fires him and rehires Ross (whom Julie has brought back to the office). Ross thanks the office and then tells them to "get back to work", but they ignore him. Ross comes out of his office and adds "please" to his order, but still the staff ignore him. Finally, he barks at them "I said get back to work...NOW!". Angie wonders if it is too late to get the old (new) boss back again.

10:00 - Falling With Style [Episode 1-22] ***special night & time***
REPEAT "Out of My Hands"
Ashley is lying on a hospital bed hooked up to an IV with her eyes closed. Her head is bandaged and bruised and she finally wakes up and sees her parents and Michael sitting nearby. Michael jumps up and runs over to her “Ash, Ash can you hear me?” Ashley groggily replies “Michael? Where are we?” Michael replies “Ash, you were in a car accident. You lost control of your car and slammed into a light pole. A few bruises and some scratches, nothing to worry about, you’re gonna be fine.” Ashley begins to realize her surroundings and starts to jostle about “What? An accident? I don’t remember any accident Michael” she says frantically. Ashley’s mother rushes over and says “Ashley, its ok, the doctors said you might have temporary memory loss when you came to, and that you might not remember the moments right before the accident. It’s completely normal dear, nothing to be concerned with.” Ashley starts to calm down slightly and then asks “Oh my gosh, all I remember was dropping Michael off at home after dinner. Everything after that is a complete blank? So I just hit a light pole, no other people were involved in the crash?” Michael replies “Nope, just a light pole Ash. I do have one bit of bad news for you though. Your phone got crunched from the impact from the airbags, your LCD screen is completely cracked. We’ll have to get you a new one.” Mr. Reed steps in and says “I really hope you weren’t texting when this accident happened Ashley. That would be extremely irresponsible.” Mrs. Reed steps in and cuts off her husband “For goodness sake Daniel, leave the poor girl alone for now, she’s been through enough, and we have no idea what caused the accident. Let’s give Ashley and Michael some time to sit and relax together. We’ll be downstairs in the cafeteria honey, don’t you worry about anything.” Mrs. Reed grabs Mr. Reed by the arm and takes him out of the room, leaving Michael and Ashley alone. Michael grabs Ashley’s hand and says sweetly “We’re gonna have to revoke that license of yours Ms. Reed. You my dear, are accident prone.” Ashley replies “I have no idea how this could have happened Michael, I’ve never been in an accident before, I’m a good driver. Gosh, my dad seems so pissed right now.” Michael replies “I’m sure it was nothing more than you seeing a rabbit or some other animal and being the sweet girl you are, you tried to avoid hitting it and slammed into a light pole. Next time, just remember it’s either Bugs Bunny or you.” Ashley smiles and replies “You always know how to make me feel better Michael, even in the strangest of situations.” Michael gives Ashley a kiss on the forehead and says “That’s what I’m here for Ms. Reed. Now you just get some rest. You’ll be out of here in no time.”

Michael is unloading boxes at Kramllah when Jimmy walks over and asks in a concerned tone “Hey Michael, how’s Ashley doing?” Michael replies “She’s doing much better, thanks. They’re gonna keep her for another night or two just to make sure she doesn’t have any lingering effects from the crash. They wanna run a few more tests, but it looks like she’s gonna be back to normal in no time.” Jimmy replies “well that’s definitely a relief man. I’m really glad to hear she’s gonna be ok.” Michael replies “Me too man, when I got the call from her folks that she had been in an accident and was at the hospital, I was a mess bro. I can’t tell you how good it felt to see her finally come to.” Jimmy replies “I can imagine man, I would have been a wreck too.” Michael replies “Well it’s all good now man, so no worries. How’s the last minute prom preparation going by the way, what is it, two days away?” Jimmy replies “Um, yeah, about that, there’s some stuff I’ve been meaning to talk to you about.” Michael replies “Alright, hit me with it man.” Jimmy continues “Well, first thing, apparently Jennifer and Ariel decided it would be best if we went with Jennifer’s group, so now I’ll be stuck on a party bus with pretty much every kid who has ever given me a swirly within the past ten years, including Taylor.” Michael replies “Well that’s a rough spot to be in man, but don’t let it get you down. Those guys are meaningless now. You’re the one with the hot date. Don’t concern yourself with what any of them think, it’s not like you’re gonna be stuck with them the whole night anyways. As soon as you get to the dance, you’ll be home free.” Jimmy ponders it for a second and responds “Okay, that was the first thing I wanted to bring up to you, and I gotta say, you’ve made me feel a lot better about the whole riding up to Prom with the jocks and cheerleaders thing, this second thing is a bit more sensitive of a subject.” Michael replies “Sensitive ay? I think I know where this might be heading.” Jimmy interrupts “Well we’ve been dating for a few months now. And it’s prom, the night where pretty much everyone hooks up with each other. I don’t know if she’s expecting us to or not, I’m just really nervous about the whole thing and have no idea what I should do.” Michael replies with a warm tone “Listen Jimmy, Ariel is probably feeling the same anxiety you’re feeling right now about this whole thing, so you’re not alone. I say, talk to her about it, see where her head is at with it, and I can promise you, the anxiety you’re both feeling right now will vanish as soon as you do.” Jimmy replies “That’s good advice man. You always seem to have the good advice. I appreciate it Michael.” Michael and Jimmy exchange a friendly handshake and Michael replies “Not a problem bro, the only reason I know is cuz I’ve been there.” At this moment, Pierre walks up with a pad and pencil and says “Alright, write down your cell phone numbers. No one ever picks up their home numbers when I call them in, so now, I need the cell numbers.” Michael and Jimmy are hesitant but eventually give Pierre their numbers. Right before they leave, Pierre says “Ah ah ah, not so fast.” Pierre pulls out a phone and starts dialing the numbers. Michael begins to look uneasy as Pierre says into the phone “Denny’s you say? No, I’m sorry, I have the wrong number.” Pierre glares at Michael who takes the pad back and puts his correct phone number down.

Jimmy and Ariel are sitting at Jimmy’s house working on some homework when Jimmy breaks the silence with “So do I need to buy some condoms?” Ariel is at first shocked and then sends out a nervous laugh saying “what are you talking about?” Jimmy replies “Sorry for saying that so randomly, but I kinda feel like there’s been a big elephant in the room ever since we started planning for prom. I know it’s the hook up night of the year, and I guess I just didn’t know how you were feeling about it.” Ariel replies “Well how do you feel about it?” Jimmy replies “Well I really think in this case it comes down more to your feelings. “ Ariel pauses before replying “Well as crazy as it was how you brought it up, I’m glad you did. I’ve felt a lot of anxiety thinking about this, mostly because I haven’t slept with anyone before. I really care about you a lot Jimmy, I’m just not sure I want my first time to be rushed by some stupid cliché, I want it to be special. I hope you’re not disappointed.” Jimmy takes Ariel’s hand and says “I’m not disappointed at all Ariel, I would never want you to feel uncomfortable. I’ll level with you, it’ll be my first time too, so I don’t want it to feel rushed because of some stupid cliché either.” Ariel looks extremely surprised and says “Really, you’ve never been with another girl?” Jimmy replies in a sarcastic tone “Hard to believe, I know.” Ariel is still surprised and says “wow, that is hard to believe.”

Michael is sitting in Professor Harper’s class taking the final exam. Professor Harper announces that the time is now up and everyone must hand in their papers. He collects the papers and thanks the class for the term and wishes everyone the best of luck before dismissing them. Michael hangs around and approaches Professor Harper, who asks Michael “So how is Ms. Reed doing? I got a call from her parents about the accident and how she wouldn’t be able to take the final until next week. I told them between you and me, it won’t be necessary. She’s got about as solid of an A as possible, and there’s no doubt in my mind she would have performed well on the final.” Michael replies “She’s doing much better, that’s really great of you to give her a pass on the final like that Professor.” Professor Harper replies “Well she was one of the best students I’ve ever had, along with you Mr. Bailey. I’m glad to hear she’s doing well.” Michael replies “Well there’s always next year sir. I hear you’ll be teaching a more advanced engineering class next year. I think I might be ready for it, seeing as how it will be my senior year.” Professor Harper smiles and replies “You better bring your A-game Mr. Bailey, because this class you just completed is a piece of cake compared to the advanced course, but I think you’ll do just fine in it, and I look forward to having you in my class again next year.” Michael extends his hand to Professor Harper and says “Thanks for everything this year Professor.” Professor Harper shakes Michael’s hand and says “And thanks to you as well Mr. Bailey. Now get out of here before the Lifetime channel comes in and decides to turn this into a made-for-TV movie.” Michael and Professor share a hearty laugh before Michael exits the classroom.

Jimmy is waiting with Ariel’s mother as Ariel is just finishing up getting ready for the dance. She comes down the stairs and looks absolutely gorgeous. Her beautiful long blond hair is down for a change and she is wearing make-up for the first time. She also has replaced her glasses with contacts and has a stunning blue dress on. Jimmy is absolutely speechless as he mumbles “Ummm, oh boy, wow, just wow, Ariel, you look absolutely amazing.” Ariel begins to blush before saying “You’re just saying that cuz I’m your girlfriend and you have to.” Jimmy replies “Umm, not even in the slightest, seriously, I’m saying that because you look unbelievable, and I can’t believe you’re my girlfriend.” Jimmy grabs two dozen red roses that he picked up from Ariel and hands them to her and she replies by saying how beautiful they are. Jimmy then places her corsage on her wrist while Ariel pins the boutonnière on Jimmy’s tux. Ariel’s mother starts taking photos of the two just as the party bus pulls up. Taylor sticks his head up from the sunroof and yells “Come on dweebs, let’s get this party rolling.” Jimmy and Ariel see the bus outside and say goodbye to Ariel’s mother before leaving. As Jimmy and Ariel make their way towards the party bus, Taylor notices how amazing Ariel looks and his eyes grow wide with disbelief. He is in utter shock and slides back to his seat with a stupefied look on his face. As Jimmy and Ariel enter the limo, everyone inside becomes completely silent, in shock that Jimmy Cooper has such an attractive date. Jennifer breaks the silence by saying “you guys look absolutely amazing. Taylor, take a pic of me with Jimmy and Ariel.” Jennifer hands the camera over to Taylor who is still so absolutely baffled that he holds the camera up completely backwards, and when he takes the picture, the camera flashes brightly directly in his face and he is momentarily blinded while everyone else in the limo breaks out laughing at him.

Michael and Ashley are sitting at the hospital watching tv together. Michael says “One more night, and we’re taking you home tomorrow Ash. Then we’ve got the whole summer to spend together, I seem to remember us having a pretty good track record with past summers.” Ashley smiles and replies “Hmmm, I don’t know what you’re talking about. I spent all my summers with this really strange kid down in North Carolina. He was super skinny, and kinda dorky, and he totally had a huge crush on me.” Michael interrupts “I totally know what you mean, I spent all my summers with this girl who was a bit of a tomboy, and she had these big braces for the majority of the summers that were just humongously huge.” Ashley playfully punches Michael on the shoulder, saying “Hey, don’t make fun of my braces mister. I used to get called Brace Face at school cuz of those.” Ashley begins pouting to which Michael replies “Alright, I’m sorry Ash, or should I say, Brace Face.” Ashley playfully punches Michael again but this time he avoids it and gives her a big kiss on the forehead instead. Ashley asks “So isn’t Jimmy’s prom tonight?” Michael replies “It most certainly is. I was over at his place helping him get all suited up before I came here. He’s looking mighty sharp I might add.” Ashley laughs before saying “Well now that I know you helped him pick out his clothes, I’m really concerned for him.” Michael is lying on the bed with Ash when he gets a text from an unknown number. The text says “Hey, it’s Jimmy, I’m using someone else’s phone cause mine is broken, I need a ride home, something really bad happened at the dance, and I can’t discuss it right now. Just come out here and pick me up please, I owe you one.” Michael relays the text to Ashley who quickly says “that poor kid, go help him out Michael.” Michael gathers his things to leave and says “I have no idea what could have went wrong there, but if he says he needs me, I gotta be there for him, I’ll be back as soon as I can Ash.” Michael gives Ashley a quick kiss before leaving.

Jimmy and Ariel are having a great time together at the dance. Jimmy is dancing absolutely terribly for all the faster songs but Ariel is just laughing and having a great time with him. Jimmy and Ariel take a break and Ariel excuses herself to the rest room. At this moment, Jimmy spots Jennifer sitting all alone in the corner of the room. He goes up to her and asks “Hey Jen, everything ok?” Jennifer replies “Oh, hey Jimmy, umm, ya, everything is okay, I mean, about as okay as it is gonna be. Taylor is off in the gym with his other stupid football friends getting absolutely wasted, and I’m left here feeling like an idiot. I have no idea why I stay with him Jimmy. He really treats me like absolute garbage. He’s making me spend my senior prom all by myself. I just really can’t stand him anymore.” Jennifer starts crying on Jimmy’s shoulder as Jimmy tries to console her. Jimmy replies “Hey, it’s gonna be ok. You are absolutely amazing Jennifer, and if nothing else, take this moment as the one where you realize Jennifer Ward is too good for Taylor Rogers. You deserve a guy that is ten million times better than that kid. You’re out of his league. I promise you, there’s a guy out there who deserves you and will be able to treat you the way you deserve to be treated.” Jennifer is trying hard to stifle her tears as she asks “You really think so Jimmy?” Jimmy replies “I don’t think so, I know so.” At this moment, Michael walks in and finds Jimmy sitting with Jennifer. He quickly says to Jimmy “Where’s Ariel, did something happen to her?” Jimmy replies “Michael, no, nothing happened to her, what are you doing here man?” Michael replies “Dude, you texted me saying you needed me to be here. You said something bad happened and you needed me to come out here.” Jimmy replies “I think someone played a practical joke on you man, cuz I never texted you. I bet it was Pierre. I never wanted to give that guy our cell phone numbers in the first place.” Michael becomes instantly relieved and says “Geez man, I was worried sick. I’m gonna let Pierre have it next time I see him for pulling this. That guy is something else.” Ariel comes out of the bathroom just as a person up on stage announces that this will be the last dance and to make it a special one. Jimmy looks to Jennifer and asks “You feeling better Jen?” to which Jennifer replies “Definitely, you two go out and enjoy your last dance.” Jimmy nods and he and Ariel start slow dancing a few feet away from Jennifer and Michael. Michael looks at Jennifer and says “I know I’m a little bit too old for you, but I’ve never even been to my own prom, so what do you say to letting me relive the high school moments I never had and share this dance with me Jen?” Jennifer wipes away her tears and says “I accept that invitation gladly.” Michael and Jennifer begin slow dancing and Michael consoles her over her problems with Taylor. Michael tells her “The right guy is out there for you Jen, I totally believe that to be true.” Jennifer looks on at Jimmy and Ariel dancing and says “I think so too Michael, I think so too.”

Ashley is sitting in her room when she hears a knock at the door. Thinking it was Michael, she says “Oh wow, you weren’t gone very long...” before turning around and staring face to face with her stalker Jake. A look of shock comes over Ashley’s face before Jake replies “Oh on the contrary, I’ve been gone for quite some time. Is it really all that hard for a person to respond to a text nowadays? I mean, your boyfriend got that text from who he thought was his friend just now and was out the door to help him out in no time. Why no love for an old friend Ashley? Don’t tell me you’re not happy to see me.” Ashley stares on in shock as the scene fades to black.

Tuesday, May 18

8:00 - High School Superstars!: Best of the Worst [Episode HHS-SP01]
REPEAT "The Best of the Worst"
Less than half of the original 22 acts remain in contention for the title of America's High School Superstar. Host Joey Lawrence takes viewers back to the beginning, when judges David Foster, Paula Abdul, and Jesse McCartney toured America's high school's looking for talent and highlights those who didn't make the cut: the best of the worst.

9:00 - High School Superstars! [Episode 1-31] ***special time***
NEW! "Performance Show #11"
Judges David Foster, Paula Abdul, and Jesse McCartney chose 22 acts from various high schools around the United States and are in Orlando, Florida with host Joey Lawrence. Only four acts remain (18 have been eliminated by online voters, while two were added as online favorites) and tonight 3 of those acts - 1 woman and 2 men - will perform. The two performers who have the lowest vote totals from online voting will be eliminated on Friday's live results show.

10:00 - Getting Some [Episode 1-08] ***season finale***
NEW! "Happy Endings"
Having become an outcast since the video spread Beth sits in her room with Jack, who she is unaware spread the video. She is crying about everything, while he listens, debating whether or not to tell her he is to blame for ruining her current life. Jerry, Graham and Cassandra are heading off to Vegas, Cassandra invited Beth but she declined. Perry decides to tag along, wanting to get away from the scandal (who all 3 of the people he was heading away with knew nothing about). Beth spies the envelope on the table in her room, she lifts it and looks at the glitter inside. She tells Jack “When I was young and used to fight with mum and dad, to make me calm down, they’d give me glitter. I don’t know why, but it always worked… I’m going to Vegas.” Ben and Tracey are enjoying a picnic when Jesse shows up, in tears after breaking up with Bill, wanting Ben back. He tells her he loves Tracey and him and Tracey walk off into the distance. They reach Vegas and start having fun straight away, drinking, gambling and partying as they all leave the horrors of home behind. The next morning Tracey and Ben walk through the park and as they reach the tree they were picnicking under they discover Jesse, her neck hanging from a rope tied to a branch. They rush to her, Ben blaming himself for everything. Cassandra bangs on Beth’s door the next morning “This better be important,” Beth complains. “I got married last night,” Cassandra freaks. The 2 begin to panic. “Too who?” Asks Beth. “It was one of the three guys, but to which one, I have no idea…” We reveal the 3 potential new husbands, all lying in bed together…

Wednesday, May 19

8:00 - Generations Apart [Episode 2-11] ***special day***
NEW!
2 teams, one team consists of players over the age of 40, the other team consists of players under the age of 40. Each team will have to answer questions on the other teams era.
Round 1 - Know Your Stuff - This round consists of general knowledge questions about the other teams generations. For example, who the President was in 1960, who shot John Lennon, the year England last won the World Cup in soccer.
Round 2 - Watch and learn - Questions about hit TV shows and movies from each others generation.
Round 3 - I am the music man - Naming hit songs and the artists from 20 second sound clips.
Round 4 - The Final Countdown - The team with the most points goes through to this round to win big money. They have 90 seconds to answer as many quick fire questions about the opposite era as possible. Each question is worth $100 but every wrong answer is -$100. Whatever they win at the end if tripled and they go away with that amount.

9:00 - Dynasty [Episode 1-23] ***special time***
NEW! "Truth..."
Previously on DYNASTY…Jeff Colby escaped his kidnaper by knocking Regina unconscious and stealing her car…Daniel continues to be torn between Genny and Jamie…Lauren leaves for South Beach…Adam Carrington, wounded by Regina, flatlines.

Possibly as a foreshadowing of what is to come, a lightening bolt strikes a tree on the Carrington estate and topples it. Jeff Colby is driving Regina’s car into Denver and is getting groggy, partly from the drugs that she had been giving him and also because the downpour is hindering his ability to see clearly. He attempts to make his way into the Carrington estate but crashes into the front gate.
At the hospital, Senator Krystle Carrington (special guest star Linda Evans) is told that Krystina appears to be okay, physically, but will need months of physical therapy to get back to her old self. Krystle vows to be there for her daughter every step of the way, even if that means resigning as senator. Doctors work feverishly to save Adam Carrington, who had flatlined. They use the paddles on his chest and shock him back to life.
Security at the Carrington estate alert Fallon that a car has crashed into the gates and upon investigation, they discover it is Jeff. He is immediately transported to the hospital with Fallon beside him. She calls B.J. and leaves a message for him concerning his father.
B.J. and Sydney are laying in each others arms in the honeymoon suite at the LaMirage Hotel and when he realizes he has a message on his phone, Sydney talks him into ignoring it.
At the hospital, doctors treat Jeff and bandage his wounds, which are not serious. It is only then that Fallon realizes that Adam is also at the hospital. He has been stabilized and the bullet removed. Adam is then taken to ICU. Fallon again tries to reach B.J., and tells Jeff that daughter Lauren has left for South Beach, but that she will call as soon as the plane lands.
Daniel tells Genny that he is going to meet his father, but Genny is suspicious and follows him as he leaves their hotel room.
In the honeymoon suite, Sydney is in the shower when B.J.’s phone rings again. This time he answers it and learns that his father has been found. He tells Sydney that he has to rush to the hospital and she tells him to go ahead and she will join him.
At the hospital, the Denver police are questioning Jeff and he tells them how to get to the mountain cabin he was held hostage in. He and Fallon also go into ICU to see how Adam is, as Fallon is shocked to learn he has been shot.
Genny follows Daniel to a warehouse, where Jamie’s art studio is, and sneaks in after him. She spies Daniel and Jamie kissing.
Back at the hospital ICU, as Fallon and Jeff walk in to see Adam, he groggily looks up and asks “what is he doing here?” referring to Jeff. That question sparks a memory in Jeff, who remembers someone asking that question up at the cabin. Jeff blurts out “It was you!”.

10:00 - Dynasty [Episode 1-24] ***season finale***
NEW! "...and Consequences."
At the hospital, Fallon doesn’t understand what has just happened. Jeff accuses Adam of being behind his kidnapping. When Fallon defends her brother from such a ludicrous accusation, Jeff says he remembers someone at the cabin saying the words “what is he doing here”, the exact same words that Adam said whenever Jeff and Fallon walked into Adam’s hospital room. “He was there…at the cabin” insists Jeff. “That son of a bitch was there!”.
Alexis (special guest star Joan Collins) and Gov. Robertson (special guest star Fred Thompson) are enjoying each other’s company, both wearing bathrobes in their hotel suite. The governor pops a bottle of champagne and pours Alexis a glass. She offers a glass to the governor, but he informs her that it doesn’t go well with his heart medication. Alexis scoffs and says “a little champagne never hurt anyone. It’s time to celebrate.” The governor has just received a call that Krystle Carrington intends to send over her letter of resignation, so she can help her daughter recuperate from her auto accident. “Senator Alexis…that does have a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?” asks Alexis with a devilish laugh.
Police arrive at the mountain cabin and find Regina laying on the ground crying. They arrest her and transport her back to Denver.
B.J. arrives at the hospital and is surprised to see the circus atmosphere, with doctors escorting Fallon and Jeff out of Adam’s ICU room. Jeff is still insisting that Adam had something to do with his kidnapping. Fallon tries to calm him down and goes back into the ICU room alone. With only Fallon and Adam in the room, she asks Adam point blank if he had anything to do with the kidnapping. When he again denies it, she leans in close to him and threatens “if you tried to take Jeff, the most important thing in this world to me, away…I’m going to see that you lose your most valued possession too.” B.J. is excited to see his father, Jeff, again and hugs him, hurting Jeff’s bruised ribs from the car crash. They are joined by Fallon, who pulls B.J. aside and apologizes for her attitude towards Sydney. She reassures B.J. that she will “come to accept her in time…by the time the wedding rolls around, we’ll be bosom buddies, you just wait and see.” B.J. clears his throat but they are interrupted by Sydney, who walks in and announces that her and B.J. are already married. A doctor interrupts the conversation and tells Fallon that Adam is asking for her.
At Jamie’s warehouse studio, Genny accidentally knocks over a lamp and shatters it, getting the attention of Jamie and Daniel who were locked in an embrace. Daniel sees her and runs after Genny. He apologizes for being with Jamie, but says that he loves him. Genny cannot believe that Daniel is cheating on her with another man. She wonders if he ever loved her. Daniel says he did and quickly corrects himself to say that he does love her and says that he will still make a wonderful father. Genny is disgusted and scowls at Daniel, saying “what makes you think you’re the father?”
A bruised Regina is brought into the hospital and Jeff intercepts her, wanting to know what kind of scheme she and Adam had cooked up against him. When she denies everything, he tells her that she will rot in jail. Still in handcuffs, Regina leans in close and whispers to Jeff, “I don’t think so, not unless you want your child born in prison.” Just then, Fallon angrily exit’s the ICU. Jeff asks her what is wrong, but she brushes him off and makes a phone call as she hurriedly exit’s the hospital.
Alexis and Gov. Robertson are laying in bed together half asleep when someone knocks on their door. It is a courier holding an envelope. He asks for the governor’s signature, which Alexis forges. When the courier questions Alexis, she points out that the governor is in bed and that everything is okay. The courier seems convinced by Alexis and accepts her story and leaves.
Fallon enters the board room of Denver Carrington and sees the board of director assembled. “I’m glad you all came so soon.” The board asks what is the meaning of the emergency meeting, and Fallon tells them they are there to “fire Adam Carrington as CEO.” When asked who will replace Adam, Fallon stares coldly ahead and says “me!”
At the hotel, Alexis tears into the package left by the courier and squeals with delight upon reading that Krystle has resigned as senator. She goes over to the bed to let the governor see for himself, but he is unresponsive. Alarmed, Alexis drops the resignation letter and feels for a pulse. Not finding one, she jumps on top of the governor and begins CPR. At that moment, a governor’s aide opens the door and sees a frantic Alexis perched on top of the governor, pounding on his chest.

To Be Continued…

Thursday, May 20

8:00 - Generations Apart [Episode 2-12]
NEW!
2 teams, one team consists of players over the age of 40, the other team consists of players under the age of 40. Each team will have to answer questions on the other teams era.
Round 1 - Know Your Stuff - This round consists of general knowledge questions about the other teams generations. For example, who the President was in 1960, who shot John Lennon, the year England last won the World Cup in soccer.
Round 2 - Watch and learn - Questions about hit TV shows and movies from each others generation.
Round 3 - I am the music man - Naming hit songs and the artists from 20 second sound clips.
Round 4 - The Final Countdown - The team with the most points goes through to this round to win big money. They have 90 seconds to answer as many quick fire questions about the opposite era as possible. Each question is worth $100 but every wrong answer is -$100. Whatever they win at the end if tripled and they go away with that amount.

9:00 - Getting Some [Episode 1-08]
REPEAT "Happy Endings"
[Programmers Note: Please see Tuesday @ 10:00 p.m. for program description.]

10:00 - House Rules [Episode 1-11]
NEW! "Reading and Relationships"
The freshmen unite to support a new reading education act, but that isn’t the only unity formed. Robin and Peter form a closer relationship and think about a future together. The reading act means a lot to Nate who had trouble in school as a child and hopes to soon be a father himself. Julia receives a phone call from her father that he wants to eat lunch with her when she is home.

Friday, May 21

8:00 - Senior Year [Episode 1-12]
NEW! "Life and Death"
A group of Georgia high school seniors were given video cameras to document their senior year in high school. These are their stories.
High school quarterback Clay is unsuccessful in his attempt to remain on the team after he failed a random drug test, which he claims was due to medication he was taking for an injury earlier in the season; his father, a lawyer, threatens to sue the school system. Leesa learns that it will not be quite so easy to file for emancipation from her older sister and guardian; she later lays it out for her sister: she doesn't want any kind of relationship with her father. The school principal promises to find out who scrawled an offensive slur on openly gay student A.J.'s locker. The school is shocked to learn that Mr. Bonner, a popular teacher recently diagnosed with cancer has died.

9:00 - High School Superstars! [Episode 1-32]
NEW! "Results Show #11"
From Orlando, FL. host Joey Lawrence announces which two performers received the fewest votes, and are eliminated. After tonight's live results show, only the final 2 performers will be left. The winner will be crowned "America's High School Superstar!" live next Tuesday. [Live]

10:00 - Sports World [Episode 1-31]
NEW!
A look back at the week in sports, including highlights from Major League Baseball and postseason action in the NBA and NHL. Other topics: a look ahead of the NBA Finals and the NHL's Stanley Cup Finals. Also, a "doctor to the athletes" charged with giving clients HGH/Performance Enhancing drugs; ex-Tour de France winner Floyd Landis admits to using performance enhancing drugs during the tour and says ex-Tour winner Lance Armstrong did too. In an update to a story from last week: Brian Cushing of the NFL's Houston Texans denies he used banned substances last season.

[jay]

MBN Weekly Schedule: Week of May 24, 2010

Monday, May 24

8:00 - Temps [Episode 1-02]
REPEAT "Bye, Bye, Birdie"
GlomCo is going to the dogs…and cats, and weasels, and birds. It’s national Take Your Pet to work day and the temps must spend the day avoiding various pets, from dogs to ferrets to birds, even a pot-bellied pig. The visiting bird belongs to Ross and Teddy is given the unfortunate task of caring for the feathered pest (Ross the Boss has a company to run and can’t be bothered with a bird he never really liked anyway). Things only go from bad to worse for Teddy as the bird gets out of his cage and he enlists his fellow temps on a search for the animal that takes them all over the building. Meanwhile, sexpot Angie is smitten with the EMT paramedic who is giving free courses in CPR to company employees. She is only too eager to volunteer for mouth-to-mouth from the hunky lifesaver. When the groups search for Ross’s bird proves fruitless, Teddy decides to suck it up and tell his boss that he “lost” the bird, only to find it has returned to its cage.

8:30 - Temps [Episode 1-03]
REPEAT "Sick Day"
GlomCo employees seem to come down with a serious illness...or does it. It all starts when Julie, the newbie of the group, calls in sick. Everything begins to snowball from there. With Julie out, the other temps have to pick up the slack. The next day, Julie is still out, but so is seasoned veteran Ivy (although she isn't really sick). With both Julie and Ivy gone, the work load of the other temps continues to pile up. Lo and behold, sexpot Angie calls in sick on the third day, joining Ivy and Julie. Now, all their work finds its way to Teddy's desk. After becoming aware that Ivy, and Angie are faking, Teddy decides to call in sick the next day. That morning, Ross the Boss comes in and finds his workplace deserted: everyone has called in sick. Ross puffs out his chest and declares that he doesn't need those "worthless" temps and sets out to run the office all by himself. That is, until the first phone call of the day paralyzes the office since Ross doesn't know how to answer it.

9:00 - Temps [Episode 1-04]
REPEAT "Kiss and Don't Tell"
Ross the Boss has a problem. GlomCo's "balls-busting" CEO (guest star Kirstie Alley) is visiting the office, but the she and Ross actually hooked up several months ago when he traveled out of town on business. The problem: Ross didn't know she was the CEO, and she holds a grudge. So, Ross talks Teddy into taking his place as "boss for the day" while the CEO visits. However, things don't go quite according to plan...thanks to Teddy, who takes the whole "boss for a day" routine a little too far and begins to humiliate Ross (who has taken over Teddy's "role"). While the office initially is supportive of Teddy's routine, they soon begin to see that the power has gone to his head. In a moment of frustration, Ross lets the cat out of the bag and admits that he is the boss, not Teddy. GlomCo's CEO, who had been trying to remember where she knew Ross from, puts two-and-two together and realizes Ross was her one-night stand. She immediately fires Ross, who must gather his belongings and leave. The office staff assemble to hum the "Funeral March" as Ross makes his long trek from his office to the elevator, as the door's close on his career at GlomCo.

9:30 - Temps [Episode 1-05]
REPEAT "Reversal of Fortune"
While taking a public bus to work, Teddy notices a man crying in the back and can help but think the guy looks like the recently fired Ross. To his surprise, it is Ross! It seems the newly poor Ross got on the bus - something he never used to have to do - and doesn't know where to get off, especially since his wife kicked him out. Teddy takes pity on his ex-boss and lets him crash at his apartment for a few days. The girls at the office cannot believe that Teddy would treat Ross so nice, especially given how crappy Ross had treated Teddy (even though Ross does tend to boss Teddy around at home, takes advantage of him, and basically treats him like the hired help). But, it isn't long before the new boss (guest star Fred Willard) starts to push people's buttons: he insults the looks of plain-jane Julie; he wonders aloud when Ivy is going to retire; and he dismisses the sexual advances of Angie, while winking and grinning at an uncomfortable Teddy! Soon, the temps have hatched a plan, something they thought they would never have to do: Operation Get Ross His Job Back!

10:00 - MBN Special: The PIF Network Awards Live on MBN ***special presentation***
NEW!
A live awards show highlighting the best of the season from PIFN and MBN. The categories and nominees are:
Best Drama: Black Tarmac (PIFN), Divergent Point (PIFN), Dynasty (MBN), and Falling With Style (MBN).
Best Comedy: Being Average (MBN), College (MBN), Gated Community (PIFN), Open to the Public (PIFN), and Rosie (PIFN).
Best Reality: Million Dollar Giveaway (PIFN), Notorious (PIFN), $7.25 an Hour (PIFN), and You've Got the Wrong Man! (PIFN).
Underdog of the Season: Back For Good (PIFN/MBN), Dracula (MBN), Dynasty (MBN), Falling With Style (MBN), Million Dollar Giveaway (PIFN), and $7.25 an Hour (PIFN).
Best Writer: A.C., Fifty, Jay, Smooty, Yankeesrj12.
Best Late Night Series: Goodnight with Matthew Perry (MBN), The Ricki Lake Show (PIFN), and Rosie's Roundtable (PIFN).

Tuesday, May 25

8:00 - High School Superstars! [Episode 1-33] ***season finale***
NEW! "A Superstar is Chosen"
From Orlando, FL. host Joey Lawrence joins judges David Foster, Paula Abdul, and Jesse McCartney in choosing America's High School Superstar from the remaining two performers. The eliminated contestants are welcomed back for one more chance to showcase their talents and during the broadcast, one of those eliminated will win a $1,000 college scholarship (based on internet voting throughout the two hours). Judge Jesse McCartney performs, as does special guest Sheryl Crow. [Live]

10:00 - Giraldo Live in Primetime [Episode SP-04] ***special night/season finale***
NEW!
Following a successful run in late night, Greg Giraldo is back with a series of one-hour primetime specials. Skits include a Muslim version of "Sex and the City" featuring four trendy Muslim women - decked out in the full length burka - as they navigate life in the Big Apple.
Interviews: Kim Cattrall and John Corbett discuss their upcoming movie "Sex and the City 2"; actor Kyle Chandler ("Friday Night Lights).
Musical Guest: Stone Temple Pilots.
Men's Room Panelists: Greg Giraldo, John Corbett, Kyle Chandler, and ("Chick With a D!ck") Kim Cattrall. Topics include: Brittany Murphy's husband found dead 5 months after her death; Venus Williams' French Open outfit; Sandra Bullock's cheating ex appears on "Nightline"; ex-"Survivor" producer crosses back into U.S. from Mexico where he is suspected of killing his wife; "Lost" and "Law & Order" wrap up their television runs; "Charlie's Angels" reboot headed back to the small screen?

Wednesday, May 26

8:00 - College [Episode 1-01]
REPEAT "Welcome to College" (a.k.a. Pilot)
Two friends, Collin (Drake Bell), and Kate (Jennifer Freeman) are about to enter the next phase of their lives. A couple, Robert (Jacob Smith), and Brittany (Katija Pevec) are also on this path. Entering College, yikes! When the dorm assignments are given, Collin and Kate find out that they will be rooming with Robert and Brittany in an “apartment dorm room.” Collin and Kate meet Robert and Brittany and the four instantly hit it off. Collin can’t help but admire Brittany, and he may be in love. Collin, however, realizes that Brittany and Robert are a couple. How can he get the girl, but become friends with Robert?

8:30 - Being Average [Episode 1-01]
REPEAT "Pilot"
The Averages are not the typical family. The show opens: We learn that David (James) has recently been let go from his job at the local car factory, and is now the stay at home dad. His wife, Lisa (Paisley), is the manager of the local department store at the local mall, and supports David in his tough time. David must find a way to live his life as an unemployed man. He works with his son Mark (Litt) in their garage trying to come up with new ideas. Their new neighbor, Brian (Harrison), decides to help. Their first idea is anything but great, and the garage catches on fire. Jamie (Bynes) bans Brian from hanging out with the Averages, and he agrees to do so. The other story within the episode is the daughter Emily (Barr). She decides to sneak out and go on a date with a boy who she thinks is 17 years of age. We later learn that the boy is only 14 year olds, and Jamie isn’t interested.

9:00 - College [Episode 1-04]
REPEAT "Break Up?"
Brittany thinks it’s time that she breaks up with Robert after finding out that Collin likes her. Kate decides to help Brittany make a choice. When Collin finds out that Brittany may choose him, he decides to change his style completely to look more like Robert. Robert, meanwhile, is secretly dating another girl on campus. Brittany finds out, and dumps Robert. Collin thinks this is great news for him, but she decides not to pick him either. Brittany is now a single woman.

9:30 - Being Average [Episode 1-05]
REPEAT "The Mystery"
When half of the houses on the Average’s street are robbed, the neighbors start to point the figure at every person. Who is the prime suspect at this point? Mr. Bill Jeffry, (played by Fred Willard) the neighbor down the street, is blamed. However, when Lisa discovers some of the items in Brian and Jamie’s garage, all the evidence falls into place. What everyone doesn’t know, is that Mark is in fact the person who has been stealing the items. Of course it isn’t on purpose as its discovered that he had been sleep walking. All of the items are returned, and the Lisa tries to help solve Mark’s sleep walking.
Also in the episode, David decides to search for a job. The family fortunes change when he is finally hired! However, Emily isn’t too happy as its the local bakery where she works. Can father and daughter work together? Maybe, but it wont be easy.

10:00 - College [Episode 1-14]
REPEAT "Trivia"
In an effort to see how well the four friends know each other, Collin and Brittany decide to throw a “How Well Do You Know Your Friends” trivia contest. While hosting this trivia contest, they will also try to reconnect Kate and Robert. When the four come together for the contest, they decide to make it more fun, and bet some money. The first few questions go fairly well, so they all decide to up ante, and bet $150 a question. Then, the next question goes to Collin, who must answer a question about Brittany. The question is: What is Brittany’s middle name? Not knowing the answer, Collin just laughs at the question. Brittany becomes upset about Collin’s answer and leaves the “party”. Meanwhile, it seems as if Kate and Robert have re-connected, but only on friend level. Collin leaves minutes after Brittany to try and make things better. He finds her, and explains himself not knowing the answer to her middle name. She accepts his apology, and they return to the trivia party. The trivia questions continue for the rest of the night, and go off without a hitch.

10:30 - Being Average [Episode 1-11]
REPEAT "Father-Daughter Dance"
It’s time for the father-daughter dance at school and David is excited that he can spend some quality time with Emily. Emily, while not as thrilled about the dance, still wishes to spend time with her dad. A few hours later, the school calls’ asking to speak to David about Emily’s recent slumping grades. After seeing Emily’s grades online, he tells her that she cannot hang out with her friends after the dance, or for the next week. Furious, Emily tells David she hates him and that he cannot come to the father-daughter dance with her. David becomes upset and thinks if his punishment was too hard. Lisa agrees with David’s punishment and says that Emily will eventually get over it. Emily then goes to the dance with her friends and the other fathers, and David thinks he should join her at the dance. David shows up the dance and Emily runs up to him apologizing immediately. She tells her dad that she really loves him and hopes he can forgive her. David accepts the apology under one condition; that she accepts the punishment. Emily accepts the punishment and the two begin to dance together.

Thursday, May 27

8:00 - Generations Apart [Episode 2-13] ***season finale***
NEW!
2 teams, one team consists of players over the age of 40, the other team consists of players under the age of 40. Each team will have to answer questions on the other teams era.
Round 1 - Know Your Stuff - This round consists of general knowledge questions about the other teams generations. For example, who the President was in 1960, who shot John Lennon, the year England last won the World Cup in soccer.
Round 2 - Watch and learn - Questions about hit TV shows and movies from each others generation.
Round 3 - I am the music man - Naming hit songs and the artists from 20 second sound clips.
Round 4 - The Final Countdown - The team with the most points goes through to this round to win big money. They have 90 seconds to answer as many quick fire questions about the opposite era as possible. Each question is worth $100 but every wrong answer is -$100. Whatever they win at the end if tripled and they go away with that amount.

9:00 - House Rules [Episode 1-12] ***special time***
NEW! "Back Home"
The representatives head to their home states for an extended weekend. While home the representatives work with their states to improve their job and their state. The New York City Mayor honors Alan for his service. Nevada’s republican governor for the negative press shuns Kathy. Julia and her father get into a fight because of Julia’s attitude on the House floor. Cameron looks back at his childhood and where he is today. Peter and Robin take the weekend to enjoy a vacation together.

10:00 - House Rules [Episode 1-13] ***season finale***
NEW! "Forget the Rules"
After an extended weekend the representatives begin to prepare for their return to Washington. Just hours before her departure Julia’s father suffers a heart attack and Julia delays her return to Washington. Nate finds out his wife is pregnant with the couple’s first child. Robin and Peter’s private jet crashes on their return and their fate is unknown. The freshman class begins to forget the rules as lives on the line.

Friday, May 28

8:00 - Senior Year [Episode 1-13] ***season finale***
NEW! "A Closed Window and an Open Door"
A group of Georgia high school seniors were given video cameras to document their senior year in high school. These are their stories.
Clay accepts his suspension from the football team, but his father is less forgiving and formally files suit against the school district; Leesa decides to begin the process of emancipation after her sister shows no signs of backing down from wanting her to get closer to her biological father; A.J. begins looking at out-of-state colleges, preferably in areas that are more gay friendly than Georgia; Brittani and Clay decide to try and rekindle their old romance; the group and most of the high school students attend Mr. Bonner's funeral.

9:00 - Sports World [Episode 1-32] ***two-hour season finale***
NEW!
SPORTS WORLD closes out its season with a look back at the week in sports. Included, the march to the finals in the NBA and NHL, including a preview of the Stanley Cup Finals Game 1 on Saturday; also a look back at the season and the top headlines in the world of sports from the past season.