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Monday, April 12th
8:00 - Sisterhood
"Time For a Surprise"
Last Time On Sisterhood...
Elizabeth told Anthony he would have no part in the baby's life as she got him cheating.

This Time On Sisterhood...
With Elizabeth having tough times, Bridget decides to take her sister out for the day. The two head to their favorite local restraunt for a small lunch. Bridget tries to keep Elizabeth from thinking about Anthony and the baby. Before getting their meals, Bridget excuses herself to the bathroom as she feels sick. Bridget comes back to the table and apologizes to Elizabeth for leaving. Elizabeth says its ok, and that she really appreciates what her sister has done for her. When they get done eating, Bridget heads to the bathroom again, as she feels sick. Elizabeth asks Bridget if she is really alright. Bridget simply ignores being sicks, and says she is just fine. When they get back to the apartment, Bridget heads to the bathroom again. When Bridget comes out, Elizabeth asks her if she has had her period lately. Bridget tells Elizabeth that she has not. Elizabeth makes the suggestion that Bridget take a pregnancy test. Bridget is shocked, and says she has been careful with Marc lately, but she agrees to take a pregnancy test. Too affraid to look what the result is, Bridget asks Elizabeth to read it. Elizabeth picks up the stick and tells Bridget that she is pregnant. Bridget can't believe her ears, and is in complete shock. As soon as Bridget hears the results, Marc walks into the apartment. Bridget walks up to Marc and tells him to sit on the couch. Marc sits and Bridget tells him that she is pregnant. Marc is also in complete shock, but is happy to hear the news. Elizabeth watches from her room as she sees the two hugging, knowing she has nothing special with Anthony, like they do together.

8:30 - Gated Community
"Anchors Away"
Spencer is spending time with his friends and neighbors (not necessarily both) Brian, Nate, and Duncan, but the guys can tell that he isn’t his usual self. He throws a bowling ball down the alley and knocks down all the pens, but doesn’t gloat or taunt them in his usual fashion. When questioned about his lack of enthusiasm, Spencer confesses that he is jealous of the new sports reporter, Brock, at the television station where his wife Tara works. Spencer tells the guys that he feels inferior to the hot shot reporter since he is just an out-of-work ex-child star who runs a bowling alley, not exactly a “sexy” job like a sports reporter. Nate suggests “keeping an eye on her”, but Spencer had already thought of that. How is he going to keep an eye on his wife when she works at the television station? The answer to that question is soon answered when the guys attention turns to the television set sitting on a nearby counter. The television station’s jovial weatherman is hosting a segment dealing with animal shelter dogs, and is suddenly bitten by one of the animals, while the weatherman screams in agony and terror.
The television station general manager is initially hesitant to hire Spencer as a temporary replacement for the weatherman, who is sporting a large bandage over his nose. Spencer assures the GM that he doesn’t want the job permanently, and that his wife can vouch for him. With that, Spencer is the new weatherman for Action News. However, things do not go as planned. Spencer’s newfound ability to keep an eye on Tara only backfires. Now, he has a front row seat as Tara and Brock share laughs over their lunch or their cheesy banter back and forth during the news, even when Brock offers to massage Tara’s sore shoulders. Spencer gets more encouragement from the guys, who advise him not to let Brock steal “his woman” from right before his eyes. Spencer asks Nate how he can relax knowing that Nate’s wife Rhea could leave him for a hunky doctor, Nate tells Spencer that he has a speech memorized to tell her in such an event: he would tell Rhea that she is too good her him and that he never knew what she saw in him. The guys advice stokes Spencer’s ego and he goes back to the television station ready to put Brock in his place. But, Nate doesn’t share Spencer’s enthusiasm. When asked by Duncan if he thinks Spencer is going to keep Brock away from Tara, he responds with an empathic “no”.
During the evening newscast Spencer has had enough of the banter and the not so subtle flirting going on between Tara and Brock and it comes to a boil when during his weather segment. Seeing Brock and Tara chatting off camera causes Spencer to fly into a rage, which makes for good television (as Brian, Duncan, and Nate are watching from home; while Nate enjoys some popcorn too), but causes the station manager to fire Spencer live on the air and for Tara to retreat to her dressing room in a huff since she knows that her husband cannot handle her even talking to another guy. After the drama dies down, Spencer sheepishly knocks on Tara’s locked dressing room door and she reluctantly lets him in. Thinking on his feet, Spencer recycles Nate’s story, telling Tara that he is only jealous because she is too good for him and that he doesn’t know what attracted her to him in the first place. Tara buys it completely and the two proceed to kiss and make-up.

9:00 - Rosie
"Friends Make For Good Shoulders"
Rosie has decided to swallow her pride and admit to her newlywed friend Viki that she had no right poking her nose into her marriage, even if she does think that Viki’s new husband is a jerk. Much to Rosie’s surprise, Viki realized that she made a mistake with her quickie marriage and has already kicked her husband out of her house. Viki and Rosie have a laugh after they both realize that if they both weren’t so stubborn, their fight would never have occurred.
Rosie and Viki reminisce about their friendship and the fights they have had over the years. Among them: when they first met. Ironically, Viki wondered into the Last Chance Depot after being jilted by her previous fiance and applied for a job. In another flashback, the two ladies engage in battle over who makes the best cup cakes, only to have their cooking competition turn into a food fight. After their stroll down memory lane, Rosie and Viki’s friendship is stronger than ever.

9:30 - Life Happens
Life...Interrupted
Last time on LIFE HAPPENS…Ivonne worried that her attraction to Eric is just physical…Melody decided she wanted another chance with Markus.

Melody wants to tell her new beau, NYPD officer Owen (guest star Thomas Ian Nicholas) that she wants to try to make a relationship with her boss Markus, but before she can do so, he is called away by the police department. Owen kisses her goodbye as he rushes out, and promises that they can talk later. Ivonne’s “physical only” relationship with Eric (guest star Steven Sandvoss) is tested when he is admitted to a hospital with stomach pains, which are later diagnosed as appendicitis. Ivonne debates whether to go see him in the hospital and eventually decides to make the trip.
Since her conversation with Owen was cut short, Melody decides to profess her love to Markus, but that too is short circuited when Markus introduces his new fiance to the staff of “Couture” magazine. Val and Reg begin to bond when he accompanies her to her OB-GYN and they see their baby for the first time.

10:00 - A Killer Comeback
The Characters:
Stana - The only survivor of Killer Island. She is plagued with nightmares from the first murder spree. <--- DEAD
Lilly - The actress in the school. She is feeling the heat from the new actress in school, Isabella.
Carter - The quarterback of Central. He loves the girls but they don't like him.
Kirsten - The normal girl of the bunch. She is Stana's new best friend.
Allison - The "Most Beautiful Girl" in school.
Ava - The popular girl at Central. She will do anything to keep it that way. Anything.
Evan - The runningback of the football team. He is Carters best friend but secretly hates him with a passion. He would love to see Carter die!
Isabella - The new girl in school who is also actress. She is better then Lilly, and Lilly knows it.
Gavin - The nice guy. He is the one girls should want, but they don’t.
Noah - The really bad, bad boy.
Hunter - The male lead in all the plays. He is a druggy and it is starting to cut into his acting life. He will do anything to get drugs.
Faith - The Best friend to Ava. She would love to be Ava.
Principle Wicks - The Principal of Central.
Mrs. Mia - One of the Chaperones for the Jr. Prom.
Mr. Underwood - One of the Chaperones for the Jr. Prom.

"A Mouth Full of Water and The Right Bra Size"
"Hey Ava" Faith said as she ran to catch up with Ava in the hall way. "You are wearing the same color as me" Ava said. "Omg, I am so sorry Ava, Please forgive me" Faith pleaded. "We'll see" Ava replied. "So are you going with Carter to Jr. Prom?" Faith asked. "Yup" Ava replied. "We have to go get our dresses after school. Prom is too days away" Ava said as they walked to class.

Kirsten was calling Stana's cell phone over and over again. She had not heard from Stana in over a day and she was getting worried. "Kirsten" Someone said. Kirsten turned around. It was Gavin. "Hey Gavin" Kirsten said. "Hey, have you seen Stana lately?" Gavin asked. "No I hav....." Kirsten started to say but was cut off by a text message. It was from Stana. "Actually, she just texted me". Kirsten began to read the message. It read...
Hey Kirsten,
It’s Stana I am not going to be in school for a few days.
I have to go away with my family.
Sorry 2 say. I am going to miss prom

"Oh" Gavin said. He started to walk away. "Gavin, I'm sorry" Kirsten called to him but he just kept walking.

Allison was walking to her next class when Noah stopped her. "Hey Alli" Noah said with a smirk on his face. "I told you not to call me that" Allison said. "Sorry, Hey you want to go to the prom with me?" Noah asked. "No, I am not going with a kid who have been in and out of prison since he was 13" Allison said as she walked away. All she wanted to do was say yes I want to go to prom with you.

Hunter was in the boys bathroom. He was snorting coke in one of the stalls. He knew he was going downhill but he did not want to admit it. He was fumbling with the bag when he dropped it. He reached down to pick it up when he felt a hand on the back of his head push him down into the toilet bowl. Hunter tried to fight back, tried not to breathe but he could not not breathe. He sucked in water. He started to black out. Then Hunter stopped moving. The killer looked up and saw a vent that was big enough to fit a body in. The killer would us that to their advantage.

After school, Ava and Faith were getting there dresses at Macy's. Ava was trying on this strapless dress and faith was trying on this pink dress. "Ava?" Faith asked. "What" Ava replied. Ava just put up with Faith because she was pretty. "Do you think a boy like Carter would ever go out with me?" Faith asked. "Hell No, There is no way, He likes girls like me". Ava replied. Ave was now putting the dress over her head and onto her body, when her head popped out of the neck hole she was met with her bra being wrapped around her neck. She tried to get her fingers in between the bra and her neck but the killer was pulling to tight. She could not breathe. She blacked out. Then she stopped fighting. The killer picked her up in their arms and stuffed her in the trash can that was right outside the dressing room. "Ava, You there?" Faith asked. Faith came out of her dressing room and looked in Ava’s dressing room. Ava’s clothes were gone and so was she. "That bitch left me here".

3 down 12 to go. Is Randy back? Who is the killer?

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable: Ant, Frank Caliendo, Kate Clinton
Topics: Phil Mickelson Wins Masters; Banners Fly Over Masters; Jon Gosselin Would Do Show With Kate Gosselin; Jesse James Kids Living With Sandra Bullock; Tina Fey on SNL; No Ugly Women on Jersey Shore Season 2; Creators of Hannah Montana Sue Disney Channel

11:30 - Rock The Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture: Tiger Woods Loses Masters; Erin Andrews On Edge Over Death Threats; Sandra Bullock/Jesse James
Tonight's Guest: Martin Lawrence (Death at a Funeral)
Tonight's Musical Guest: Orianthi (According To You)
Stand Up on Politics: Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on SNL


Tuesday, April 13th
8:00 - Notorious
"RMS Titanic"
Actor James Gandolfini (HBO’s THE SOPRANOS) hosts this special episodes devoted to the sinking of the RMS Titanic, as well as the events leading up to the tragic loss of life, the exposing of Titanic myths and how the Titanic changed ocean travel forever.

Often times how a story ends is more important than how it begins. If everything had gone according to plan, the maiden voyage of the RMS Titanic would have made headlines in 1912, but 98 years later, not much attention would may paid to it. However, the fact that the largest passenger ship of its day, declared to be virtually unsinkable, strikes an iceberg and sinks - taking over half of its passengers and crew with it - keeps the memory of the Titanic alive to this day.

The Titanic began life at the Harland and Wolff shipyards in Belfast, Northern Ireland in 1909. The ocean liner’s construction was funded by American financier J.P. Morgan, while the construction and design of the ship was overseen by Lord William Pirrie, Thomas Andrews, and Alexander Carlisle. The Titanic’s hull was launched in May 1911 and the ship was completed nearly a year later in March 1912. Within days of its completion, the RMS Titanic would be on its maiden voyage across the Atlantic towards New York City.

For its time, the Titanic was considered a floating palace. Amenities, most confined to the first class section, included a swimming pool, Turkish and electric baths, a squash court and gymnasium, as well as a restaurant, and even a library and barber shop. The Titanic was also outfitted with many technological innovations, among them: elevators, steam powered generators, electric lights, and two Marconi radios. As such, passage on the Titanic - at least for those in first class - did not come cheap. Passengers paid as much as $4,350 for a one-way ticket - nearly $96,000 in 2008 dollars.

Shortly after work was complete on the Titanic, it was ready to depart for its maiden voyage on April 10, 1912 with New York City as her final destination. That morning, as Titanic was leaving its berth, the wake caused the nearby SS New York to break free from its moorings and nearly collide with the Titanic. The SS New York came within 4 feet of hitting the Titanic before it was pulled away by a tugboat. Given the events of the next five days, the near collision would serve as an ominous sign of the coming tragedy. Leaving from Southampton, England, the Titanic’s passenger list read like a who’s who of 1912 society. Among the prominent passengers were American businessman John Jacob Astor IV, reputed to be the wealthiest man in the world at the time, and his wife Madeleine (who was pregnant at the time); Isidor and Ida Straus, the owners of Macy’s department store; American industrialist Benjamin Guggenheim (accompanied by his French mistress); businesswoman Margaret “Molly” Brown; Scottish sportsman Sir Cosmo Duff Gordon and his wife Lucille; businessman and noted cricket player John Thayer, his wife and 17-year old son; journalist William Stead; Archibald Butt, an aide to U.S. President William Howard Taft; silent film actress Dorothy Gibson; and Broadway producers Henry and Rene Harris, among others. J.P. Morgan, whose financial backing had allowed the White Star Line to build the Titanic, was scheduled to travel on the liner, but canceled at the last moment. In addition to the list of illustrious passengers, White Star Line managing director J. Bruce Ismay and the Titanic’s chief architect Thomas Andrews were also on board. Titanic’s captain, Edward J. Smith, was one of the most accomplished sea captains of his time.

On the evening of April 14, 1912, the moon-less night saw temperatures drop below freezing. A clear sky and calm ocean conspired to make a perfect storm for the sinking of the vast ocean liner. The conditions would make it difficult, if not impossible, to see icebergs. However, the Titanic had been warned about potential hazards. At least two ships - the Amerika and the Mesaba - had radioed the Titanic to warn her of numerous large icebergs in the area. However, their warnings went largely unheeded, as the Titanic’s two Marconi radio operators were busy relaying personal or non-essential messages (since they were employed by Marconi and not White Star Line, they were paid to relay messages to and from passengers). Just before midnight on April 14, the Titanic’s lookouts spotted a large iceberg laying directly in the ships path. Since Captain Smith had retired for the evening, First Officer William Murdoch gave the order to turn the ship abruptly to the left. It was too late, the right side of the ship scrapped along the iceberg, buckling the hull and causing the freezing seawater to spill into the Titanic’s forward compartments. This was the beginning of the end for the Titanic.

The Titanic was designed to stay afloat with four of its forward compartment flooded (one reason why a magazine proclaimed the vessel virtually unsinkable), unfortunately for the Titanic, five compartments were now filling with water. The largest passenger ship in the world had started its slow decent into the icy waters of the North Atlantic. Shortly after midnight on April 15, the call to ready the lifeboats was given. At the same time, the ships wireless operators were ordered to send the standard distress call - CQD - and received responses from several ships, including the Titanic’s sister ship, the Olympic, but none were deemed close enough. The Carpathia - a Cunard Liner - responded from 58 miles away and immediately began making preparations to assist the Titanic, even turning the ship around and racing at top speed through the same treacherous waters that had crippled the mighty Titanic. A closer ship may have stood by an neglected to help the ailing Titanic. The SS Californian was in the area, and had even attempted to warn the Titanic about ice hours earlier. Most historians believe that this “mystery ship” spotted by Titanic crew was indeed the Californian, and her captain, Stanley Lord, has been vilified for his role (or lack thereof) in the tragedy.

Lifeboats quickly became an issue for the Titanic. Incredibly laws at the time did not require enough lifeboats for all passengers, and indeed, Titanic either met or exceeded those laws in regards to lifeboats. Even with those excesses, the total capacity for the lifeboats was less than 1,200 people, on a ship with 2,200 passengers. Even worse, the lifeboats that were being launched weren’t full, or even half-full in some cases. By 2:00 a.m., Titanic’s bow had dipped under the water and all the lifeboats - save for two - had been launched. While they may not have known it, the remaining passengers onboard the ship were doomed. At 2:10 the stern rose up out of the water, exposing the ships propellers. Minutes later, at 2:17, the boat deck was slipping under the ice cold waters. It wasn’t until this time that the final two lifeboats, stored on top of the officers quarters (and upside down) were frantically pulled from their place. With the stern climbing higher and higher out of the water, the Titanic’s electrical system failed, plunging the scene into total darkness. In its final death throws, the stress of the hull caused the Titanic to break apart, with the bow sinking below the waterline. The stern continued to rise vertically, but by 2:20 a.m., it too had sank beneath the surface. The Atlantic Ocean had officially claimed the might Titanic. For the survivors in the lifeboats, and those freezing in the Atlantic waters, their only comfort was the fact that the Carpathia was speeding across the ocean to their rescue. Despite an order to rescue passengers in the water, only two lifeboats complied and only picked up nine passengers (three of whom died shortly afterwards). Despite a valiant effort, the Carpathia would not arrive until 4:10 a.m. and would leave the area by 9:00 a.m. on its way to the Titanic’s destination of New York.

On April 18, the Carpathia arrived in New York and dropped off what was left of the Titanic - the lifeboats - at Pier 59 and unloaded the 706 survivors on Pier 54. Out of the 2,223 Titanic passengers and crew 1,517 would die in the waters of the North Atlantic. Incredibly almost 70% of those on board the Titanic died in the tragedy. Third class passengers and crew members fared the worst, with both categories losing 76%; 58% of second class passengers perished, while only 40% of first class passengers did. Most of the Titanic survivors were female or young children, due to Captain Smith’s order to seat lifeboats with “women and children” first.

TITANIC MYTHS…

Was the Titanic labeled as “unsinkable”? Yes, but not by the White Star Line. Instead, three publications referred to her as unsinkable (due to her ability to stay afloat with four compartments flooded), however, there is no evidence that the phrase had entered the public consciousness at the time of the sinking.

The Titanic was the first to use “S.O.S.” as a distress call. False. While the Morse code signal “S.O.S.” had been used since 1908, it was rarely used by British vessels, which included Titanic, who preferred the CQD distress call. While the Titanic wireless operators used both SOS and CQD, it was not the first to do so.

The last song played by the Titanic band was “Nearer My God to Thee”. Controversy and speculation continues to engulf this issue. A first class passenger, Vera Dick, was the first to allege the playing of “Nearer My God to Thee”, while wireless operator Harold Bride claimed to have heard the song “Autumn”. It all comes down to who you believe. Bride was one of the last people to leave the ship, and his station was near the final location of the band, while Mrs. Dick had already left in a lifeboat nearly an hour and a half before the ship slipped under the water.

AFTERMATH

Those who played a part in rescuing Titanic passengers were glorified in the press at the time, or vilified for their perceived inaction, as in the case of Californian Captain Lord. Carpathia Captain Arthur Rostron was feted on both sides of the Atlantic for his heroism in racing to the aide of the crippled Titanic. Rostron was given the Congressional Gold Medal, the highest civilian American honor and was later knighted by King George V. A deeply religious man, Captain Rostron was quick to give credit to others. When asked about having his ship speed through iceberg littered waters to reach the Titanic, Rostron is quoted as saying “there was a larger hand than mine on the wheel that night.” Rostron retired from the Cunard Line in 1931 and prior to his death in 1940, wrote the autobiography “Home From the Sea”. In a sad postscript, the Carpathia herself sank in 1918 after being attacked by a German U-boat off the coast of Ireland in the closing days of World War II.

Following the Titanic tragedy, laws were changed to largely do away with class divisions and allow enough lifeboats for all passengers on board a vessel, as well as improvements in communications.

Violet Jessup, a stewardess on the Titanic must be incredibly lucky. The year before the Titanic sinking, she was on board the RMS Olympic when it collided with the RMS Hawke and in 1916 survived the sinking of the HMHS Britannic.

Titanic’s parent company, the White Star Line, continues to exist today. It is a subsidiary of Cunard Line - its main rival for many years - and both are owned by the Carnival Corporation.

The wreckage of the Titanic was discovered by Robert Ballard in 1985, and the discovery laid to rest controversy about the sinking and answered the question of whether the ship had indeed broken into two pieces. Until this time, the question of such a break-up had been hotly debated. According to a report by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, what is left of Titanic will collapse to the ocean floor within 50 years, the result of underwater microbes that have been eating away at the once mighty ship since 1912.

There are now no survivors left from the Titanic sinking. Millvina Dean, only nine weeks old when she boarded the doomed ship died May 31, 2009, ironically the 98TH anniversary of the launching of the ship’s hull. Ms. Dean was on her way to America with her family, but following the tragedy returned to England and lived the rest of her life in Southampton.

It has been 98 years since Titanic was launched from Southampton, England amid pomp and circumstance and sank amid heartbreak and despair a mere five days later. In the years since the sinking, ships have only gotten larger and more extravagant, but the legacy and memory of Titanic shows no signs of sinking anytime soon.

9:00 - Locked
"Episode 8"
A new thrilling game show, Locked, created and produced by Mark Burnett, will feature three contestants trying to open a locked safe. With a five-number lock, through games and trivia the contestants get numbers in hope of un-locking the lock and therefore winning prizes.

Three contestants, one locked safe. Paige Davis hosts leading the contestants in various trivia and contestants in hopes of getting clues to unlocking the safe and winning the prizes inside. If the contestants unlock it before the end of the show they get whatever the prizes are inside.
TONIGHT'S TRIVIA FOCUSES ON: World War 2
CONTESTANTS COMBO GUESS: 3-12-30-4-26
CORRECT COMBO: 3-12-30-4-26
RESULT: Contestants DO unlock the safe. They walk away with a $5,000 gas gift card, an iPad, and a trip to Aruba.

9:30 - Locked
"Episode 9"
A new thrilling game show, Locked, created and produced by Mark Burnett, will feature three contestants trying to open a locked safe. With a five-number lock, through games and trivia the contestants get numbers in hope of un-locking the lock and therefore winning prizes.

Three contestants, one locked safe. Paige Davis hosts leading the contestants in various trivia and contestants in hopes of getting clues to unlocking the safe and winning the prizes inside. If the contestants unlock it before the end of the show they get whatever the prizes are inside.
TONIGHT'S TRIVIA FOCUSES ON: Saturday Night Live
CONTESTANTS COMBO GUESS: 8-13-3-7-19
CORRECT COMBO: 8-13-3-7-19
RESULT: Contestants DO unlock the safe. They walk away with a stainless steel refrigerator, an Apple computer, and a trip to New York City to see SNL.

10:00 - Black Tarmac
"Turn Up Your Twilight"
Scene 1
Levi begins feeling depressed over witnessing his mother’s attempted suicide. Conrad and Derek decide to take him out for ice cream to cheer him up. Conrad and Derek have begun forming an unlikely friendship. The car pulls over outside an ice cream shop located about 7 miles from their home. Conrad’s phone rings, its Coleen, he decides to take the call away from Derek and Levi. As soon as Conrad is out of site, Derek hands Levi a joint. They both light up.
Derek: Don’t tell your other dad.
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Coleen hangs up the phone and Kate stares at her.
Kate: You’re not supposed to have cell phones in here.
Coleen ignores her comment and puts the cell back under her bed.
Coleen: Just checking up on my kids.
Kate picks up a picture of Coleen’s family.
Kate: Is this man your husband?
Coleen: Yeah, why?
Kate: He’s the man who raped me.
Kate smiles smugly, almost as if she’s turned on by the conflict about to occur.
Kate: It was more than just rape, sure it started as rape, but it turned into love, an affair of love.
Coleen says nothing, looking at Kate in disbelief.

Scene 2
Clark and Beverly sit in Beverly’s room. Beverly tells Clark about the rape incident with Rory, unaware that Clark is also seeing Rory’s sister Jasmine on the side.
Clark: He sounds like a real douche.
Beverly: He is and my brother is lusting after his sister which complicates things.
Clark: Who’s his sister?
Beverly: Jasmine.
Clark: That would be, complicated.
Clark begins to kiss Beverly. Damien walks in and sees them; he quickly leaves and closes the door, wishing not to see his sister partake in sexual intercourse.
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Rory is leaving the 7/11, he bumps into Lewis they both light up the cigarettes he just bought. Lewis and Alexandra are walking into the parking lot, holding hands. Rory, who still hates Lewis and still wants Alexandra back in his arms approaches them, spitting on Lewis as he walks past. Lewis grabs Rory and floors him.
Lewis: I will destroy you.
Rory: When did you two get together?
Lewis: When the rest of the world forgot about us and all we had was each other.
Lewis stands up, opting not to punch his face in. Lewis then offers Rory a hand up, Rory rejects it, standing up on his own.
Alexandra takes a hold on Lewis’s hand.
Rory: I thought you hated black people?
Lewis: Nope, just the dickhead ones.
Rory: And Alexandra I thought you weren’t ready to be in a relationship?
Alexandra: Nope, I just didn’t want to be in one with you.
Rory: And Lewis, I thought you were secretly in love with Beverly?
Lewis: Nope. If I really loved her I would have told her the truth about Oscar.
Rory: Go on, tell me the truth.
Lewis: Oscar intended to kill her the night he was killed.
Rory: And you know this how…?
Lewis: Because… I paid him too.
At this moment gun shots are fired, 7 of them. Lewis dives to the ground pulling Alexandra and Rory down with him. We close up of the ground a few yards from where they ducked for cover as a stream of blood trickles past.

Scene 3
Conrad arrives home and hears a noise upstairs, before he has chance to check it out he turns to find Evelyn sitting in his living room. He looks at Evelyn, then out the window at Derek and Levi who had fallen asleep in the car ride home.
Evelyn: My husband would kill me if he knew I was here.
Conrad: No, your husband would kill me if he knew you were here.
Evelyn: I have a secret to tell you.
Conrad: What’s that?
Evelyn: You where the best sex I ever had. I want you.
Conrad: No Evelyn, you don’t want me, you want drama and conflict.
Evelyn: Let me break this down for you black boy. I’m going to tell everyone about how you raped me. You’ll have top leave; go on the run from my husband, the cops and your family. You don’t need this right now I know, but it’s the only way I can gain the upper hand.
Evelyn stands up, kisses Conrad on the cheek, pulls a set of wind chimes from her bag and hand then to him (See episode 1 for Wind chimes reference).
Evelyn: Get ready. Get set. Go.
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Jasmine stands overlooking the lake. Bob appears behind her.
Bob: I can’t believe you kept it.
Bob throws her the teddy bear he found in her room to her.
Bob: You stupid bitch.
Jasmine: I needed a reminder.
Bob: You need reminding of hell?
Jasmine begins to cry. Bob walks closer.
Jasmine: I regret everything we did every day of my life.
Bob: That’s not good enough. We stole and sold babies across the border, including your real brother.
Jasmine: I didn’t know he was my brother and then I fixed that mistake and my family only just found out and even now they think it was just a hospital switch. Levi is my real brother in my mind.
Bob: We almost got caught; you got scared and went running leaving me to elude the fucking authorities. There still onto us and they are getting closer every day and I’m not taking the downfall for both of us. We were in it together.
Bob feels his angry building, next thing we know tackles Jasmine and the pair falls right into the lake. The teddy falls onto the grass. We focus on a hidden zip on the back of the bear.

Scene 4
Coleen’s cell vibrates, she answers it.
Voice: Conrad raped me.
Coleen hangs up the phone, walks over to Kate holding a pillow and puts it over Kate’s face. She holds it down for a brief moment but then comes to her senses and stops, returning to bed, crying.

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable: Carrot Top, Louis C.K., Ellen DeGeneres
Topics: Conan O'Brien Gets Late Night Series on TBS; Steven Seagal Sued For Sexual Assault; Bret Michaels Appendix Nearly Bursts on Stage; Big Ben: "I'm Truly Sorry"; Lady Gaga Tells Fans To Not Have Sex; Michelle McGee Apologies To Sandra Bullock

11:30 - Rock The Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture: Lady Gaga: "DON'T HAVE SEX", Conan O'Brien To TBS, Kate Gosselin
Tonight's Guest: Luke Wilson (Death at a Funeral)
Tonight's Musical Guest: Adam Lambert (Whataya Want From Me)
Stand Up on Politics: Upcoming Elections


Wednesday, April 14th
8:00 - $7.25 an Hour
"Episode 18"
A reality series following workers across America who get paid minimum wage for their work.
Today's episode features the following jobs: Motion Picture Projectionists, Tellers, Library Assistants

8:30 - Million Dollar Giveaway
"Episode 6"
Current Remaining Total: $926,000
Pitch 1 - Two young brothers ask for $16,000 in order to renovate the kitchen in their home to assist their mother who was recently confined to a wheelchair and was denied a government grant.
The Verdict: After a tearful pitch from the boys, how can the panel say no. Once the panel discover that the boys came of their own accord and their parents had no idea they were here some members of the panel even begin to cry. They grant the $16,000 they are asking for.
Remaining Total: $910,000
Pitch 2 - 2 young woman, Candy and Marissa along with a shifty looking 28 year old man, David, ask for $2,000 in order for them to fund a little 'project' they are working on. David is a pornographic director and these 2 young girls are his new 'stars', he just doesn't have anything for them to star in. They are asking for the money to fund a trilogy of porn videos, about 2 lesbian girls trying to spice up their life in the bedroom.
The Verdict: 'Sounds worse than Avatar' one judge exclaims. David argues the videos will be 'heart warming to the viewer with the planned dialogue and storylines' to which 1 judge jokes 'If it's a 5 minute video, shouldn't they just not talk and get on with it?'. The panel are offended they were even asked for the money for such an unworthy cause. They reject the pitch.
Remaining Total: $910,000

9:00 - Open to the Public
"Schweitzer The Sailor-Man"
Club manager Reginald Clayton’s greatest passion in his life outside of Pacific Vista is sailing and has competed in the Annual Santa Barbara East Beach sailing competition. The night before the race Clayton hosts a private dinner for his sailing crew. Earlier in the day while the special Seafood Newburgh for Clayton’s dinner was being prepared Schweitzer and everyone else was unaware that he accidently knocked liquid soap into the Newburgh.

When Clayton is called away from the dinner before eating to deal with a complaint by McKenna Vanderlaw digs into the meal. When he returns he finds everyone doubled over with stomach cramps. There is no way that they will be recovering by morning without a crew. Schweitzer and Esteban immediately volunteer. Clayton is skeptical as he’s never seen them sail. The pair claims they have hours of experience. Still in shock Clayton accepts and goes in vain to look for two more people to fill out the crew. Megan presses the two further and discovers their “sailing” experience comes from playing a WI type video game. Megan who used to crew her father’s boat until his Captain Bligh demeanor drove her away has no choice but to grab Marc and enlist him to fill in the last spot.

Amazingly the next morning everything seems to be going well but when a gale comes up the bumbling pair of Schweitzer and Esteban in a panic fail to follow Clayton’s orders and the gale sweeps the boat not only out of the race but far off course. By the time Clayton and Megan manage to bring the sail boat back under control, Clayton is totally dejected. He was counting on the purse for winning the race to be a down payment on the sailboat of his dreams.

While heading back towards the coast Marc is startled to hear the yip of a dog. The crew fish a Toy Poodle out of the Pacific. Upon returning to the dock they find a distraught millionaire Barbara Coxley a Martha Stewart type television personality trying to rally the Coast Guard to search for her pet Bow Bow who was lost overboard from their pleasure craft when the gale came up. An overjoyed Coxley insist on rewarding the crew after they reunite her with the poodle. The four Pacific Vista workers donate their share of the reward to Clayton who now manages to buy his dream sailboat out right.

9:30 - Broadcasting My Life (R) *This series will not be returning with new episodes*
"Pilot"
We go into the life of Sam, a 28-year-old journalist for a local newspaper, with colleagues who don't take her seriously, a sister with a husband and child who can't take care of herself, and a mother who doesn't seem to have her own life. Sam gets assigned one of her first major stories - interviewing a prominent local leader - but has a strict deadline. When Clara (her mother) constantly gets in her way and Stephanie (her sister) announces she's pregnant, again, Sam finds herself up until the wee hours of the morning.

10:00 - Daddy's Little Princess
"More Problems To Worry About"
Scene 1 – School Playground

Jenny, 16 years old, is sitting in the corner, dazed. Her eyes are slowly closing, she stuggles to stay awake; she has not been to sleep again. Children play and laugh around her, the happy noises are a sharp contrast to Jenny’s clear misery. Suddenly, two girls approach.

Suzie (jeering)
Well well well, look who it is!

Francesca
If it isn’t Miss CryBaby. What’s the matter now, eh?

Jenny
Nothing, go away.

Suzie
That’s very rude, we haven’t done anything… yet.

Jenny
Go away

Jenny jumps up but Suzie grabs her by the arm. Jenny reacts instinctively and slaps her in the face but Francesca punches her in the stomach before she can attack again; she drops the ground, retching. Francesca and Suzie stop, looking down at Jenny, suddenly worried.

Suzie
What did you do?

Francesca
What did I do?! What did you do?!

Suzie
Come on Jenny, we were only messing, get up, come on, I’ll take you to the nurse.

Jenny
No. I’m fine now go away.

Suzie and Francesca quickly scarper away from the scene, leaving Jenny alone again.

END OF SCENE

Scene 2 – Nurse’s Office

The nurse is examining Jenny, who is desperate to get out of there.

Nurse
Hmm, have you taken anything recently? Alcohol, cigarettes, illegal substances?

Jenny (defensive)
No, what sort of a question is that?

Nurse
Sorry, I know, I know. I just have to ask these questions, it’s my job.

Jenny
Yeah, I’m sorry. I haven’t taken anything.

Nurse
Good, good. Have you been engaging in sexual interc-

Jenny jumps off the hospital bed, dashes to the door and walks out before the Nurse can finish her question. The nurse sighs; she has seen this all before.

END OF SCENE

Scene 3 – Jenny’s Bedroom

Jenny is once again in bed, the covers pulled up to her chin, her eyes wide and fearful once more. The creaking of the floorboards makes Jenny tense up; it’s coming.

Dad
Nighty night sweetheart.

Jenny pretends to be asleep but he doesn’t care; he already knows she’s faking. He rushes to the bed and grabs her by the legs. Jenny is instantly awake, struggling, as she always did.

Dad
Do as yer told or I’ll kill you.

Jenny stops struggling; she has heard this threat so many times before. Dad smiles and goes to unbuckle his belt.

Jenny
I’M PREGNANT

Dad
So?

The belt drops to the floor, we see it fall in slow motion and land next to a pregnancy test which indicates ‘Positive.’ It is shown only for a minute before Dad’s trousers cover it up…

END OF EPISODE

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable: Andy Dick, Bill Engvall, Whoopi Goldberg
Topics: Michelle McGee Says She Has To Fix Image; Desperate Housewives Stars Support Producer in Nicollette Sheridan Dispute; Big Ben Meets With NFL Commissioner; Did Aiden Turner Motorboat Partner on DWTS?; Sarah Palin Earns $12 Million As "Non-Governor"; Airline To Make You Pay To Use The Bathroom

11:30 - Rock The Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture: Kate Gosselin on Today Show; _____ Booted From DWTS; Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Speaks
Tonight's Guest: Danny Glover (Death at a Funeral)
Tonight's Musical Guest: Chris Young (The Man I Want To Be)
Stand Up on Politics: Michelle Obama in Haiti


Thursday, April 15th
8:00 - Divergent Point
"On The Side of the Angels"
ORIGINAL HISTORY: Maxine’s alerts the project staff that the next historical access point available to open the Keyhole will take them to 1937 where they will have the opportunity to save the life of Freiderick Stieghardt. The team asks her who that is and Maxine responds he is better known by his Americanized name of Frederick Steiger. Only Zoe and Saxon recognize the name and advise the group that Steiger was the CIA agent who managed to successfully pull of the 1965 assassination of Fidel Castrol after other agents bungled several prior attempts.

DIVERGENT POINT-The team is dismayed to find out that Steiger died in 1937 while his family was immigrating to American from Germany. Without Steiger they confront the shocking new reality that Castro manages to outlast eleven US
Presidential administrations for over forty years before finally passing power along to his equally corrupt brother. Cuba once a friendly American ally now languishes under the grip of a communist regime for over fifty year before the bloody 2nd revolution to overthrow the Castros leads to an even more corrupt government. To save the Island nation from becoming enslaved under the iron fist of dictators and strongmen the team must to come to the aid of their former Cuban allies by saving Steiger.

Max outlines the details of Steiger’s death in the new reality. Ten year old Steiger was killed along with his father while traveling to America when their airship the Hindenburg explodes while attempting a delayed landing in New Jersey. The cause of the explosion is never conclusively determined in the new history.

In the original history however it is well known that an anti-Nazi group intended to destroy it only after it was empty and moored at the air station as a blow against Hitler but the plan went awry when weather delayed the ship’s landing.
The saboteur managed to retrieve the bomb with the timing device and deactivate it. Days later when the ship returned to Germany he was able to successfully explode the empty dirigible at the Berlin air station.

Armed with this knowledge Saxon and Zoe Keyhole back to the Hindenburg as the zeppelin approaches the Atlantic Coast. Saxon cares little for the Nazi’s officer uniform he must wear but accepts it as necessary to gain access to restricted areas of the ship.

The pair manage to corner the saboteur in the rigging of the airship and confront Dietrich Machstetter and telling him they know he has a bomb. Defiantly Dietrich says that the bomb is hidden and the timer is set and the Nazi’s will never find it. Saxon says that he may wear the uniform but he has no allegiance to the Nazi’s and is on the side of the angels and they understand what Dietrich is doing. Saxon appears to be getting through to the man but at the last second Dietrich panics and flees accidently falling through an opening in the rigging to his death in the ocean below.

Before they can formulate a plan Saxon is spied by genuine Nazi officers and unable to explain who he is and how he came to be aboard is quickly arrested.
Zoe who was not seen by the Nazi’s manages to hide while Saxon is taken away.

Realizing It is up to her to find the bomb alone she can only come up with one plan to search a ship the size of the Hindenburg for the explosives in time. Dismantling her Keyhole bracelet she sets about fashioning a primitive scanner.

As Zoe works on the bracelet Saxon is being questioned by the Captain before being turned over to the Gestapo agents on board who decide to torture Saxon to in hopes of getting him to talk.

By the time Zoe has assembled her scanner the airship has been circling New York City due to the weather delays and is finally given the go ahead to proceed to Lakehurst. As the ship is approaching New Jersey Saxon manages to escape the two SS officers who grow careless while torturing him.

Escaping to the rigging an Saxon is reunited with an overjoyed Zoe just after she finds the bomb. Saxon attempts to disarm the bomb but realizes there is no time. The crowds gathered to watch the arrival are stunned at the sight of an explosion off the side the ship where Saxon has managed to hurl the bomb just far enough so that the flames from the explosion fail to ignite the gigantic airship.

With the Gestapo closing in on them Saxon and Zoe have no choice but to use the same window to leap out of the airship. Saxon activates his trigger device and they pass through the Keyhole before hitting the ground-returning to 2039 to find the Divergent Point erased and Cuba once more a democratic Caribbean island.

9:00 - The Online Life (R)
"Calm"
Janet is left standing in her kitchen with no idea where or husband or children are. In a sentimental moment, she begins to cry, but then gets a phonecall - it's her husband, who has taken himself and the children to his mother's house. She wants to go see and get them, but he refuses. Calming herself down, she goes on the computer and breaks the news to her fellow boardmembers, who don't seem to care at all. Anthony sees it as a shocking twist in the book he's writing, while Johnny uses all of his multiple personalities to console her, literally. Daniel continues his internet rehabilitation, and desperately misses his time spent on the computer, while he is faced with a moral decision - should he quit his job as a college professor, or should he stay and put up with the ridicule? Emily and Dalton have finally sent pictures of themselves to each other, but things get weird when they seem to recognize one another.

9:30 - The Online Life (R)
"Tears"
Janet's husband finally decides to come back home with the kids. Janet, who has fallen into a week-long depression, couldn't be happier to see her children, but refuses to let her husband into the home. For the rest of the day, he stands out on the porch, as Janet and the kids go about their normal business. Day soon turns into night, yet Janet refuses to budge, and her husband ends up leaving. She goes outside to see that he is gone, and ends up crying right there on the porch. Online, Anthony's book is chugging right along, and he allows Janet to read a couple chapters of it. She soon realizes, however, that much of the book is based around her, and she gets angry. Daniel ultimately decides to quit his job as professor when the ridicule proves to be too much, and he officially gets through his last day on campus. At home, he's depressed himself, as he's now without a job. After sending pictures to each other, Emily and Dalton feel awkward as they seem to recognize each other. They finally decide to tell each other more about their personal lives, and to their shock, they go to the exact same school.

10:00 - You've Got the Wrong Man!
"Episode 28"
Segment 1: Since Bicentennial weekend 1976 the shadow of murder has followed Jackson Kincaid. Police say that the disappearance of his wife Leslie Brookheimer following a Fourth of July Bicentennial party was likely a murder committed by Kincaid who stood to inherit Leslie’s fortune that consisted of ownership of a several Woolworth stores in the San Francisco area left to her by her late father State Senator Leon Brookheimer. Leslie’s body has never been found and police did not believe Jackson’s claim that she disappeared walking the dog after the party.

Kincaid continues to appeal to anyone who might have seen Leslie on the street outside their house despite the late hour on that long ago weekend.

Segment 2: Jamal Fariek is a free man after nearly 40 years in a Pennsylvania Prison. The former Black Panther was sent to jail after a rookie cop was killed in a Panther bombing at a Philly police station. Three bombers were later caught who implicated Fariek as a fourth bomber. Jamal claimed that the three falsely accused him of taking part after he bailed out of the plot. Branding him a coward and traitor to the movement the trio took him down with them. Two of the real plotters later died in prison. The third having recently converted to Christianity and wishing to atone for at least one of his wrongs-with the help of Jamal’s lawyers were able to convince an appeals court he lied about Jamal’s involvement setting Jamal free

Segment 3: Coach Ian Summerland spends his days in an Arizona prison protesting his innocence. Summerland is serving a ten year prison sentence for a crime the shocked the Flagstaff suburb where he taught for 25 years. A water main break above the women’s locker room led to the discovery of miniature video equipment set up to record activity in the locker room and shower areas. Summerland was accused of having set the equipment up and convicted.

The coach claims that it was actually more likely the work of Martin Sully a former student who had been employed in janitorial work at the school before being killed in an automobile accident two months before the discovery of the camera. Summerland claims to have once seen Sully with a backpack full of pornography mags and as a student was never known to have a girlfriend. Sully’s family is outraged Summerland would try and blame the deceased for his own depraved actions. Summerland maintains his innocence especially since the videos from the shower have never been found.

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable: Darrell Hammond, David Alan Grier, Lisa Lampanelli
Topics: Larry King Getting Divorced Again; 15% of the Money From Jon and Kate Must Go Into Trust Fund; Steven Seagal Lawman Suspended; Mysterious Banner Targets Tiger Woods and Jesse James; American Idol Bandleader Headed for Leno; Man on Mower Charged with DUI

11:30 - Rock The Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture: Larry King Files For Divorce; Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva Split; Elin Woods Buys House in Sweden; Oprah Tell-All Book
Tonight's Guest: Regina Hall (Death at a Funeral)
Tonight's Musical Guest: Zac Brown Band (Highway 20 Ride)
Stand Up on Politics: Banks Make Huge Profit


Friday, April 16th
8:00 - Reality Update SPECIAL TIME!
"Episode 13"
PIFN goes through the week to take a look at the mistakes and funny moments from daytime, primetime, and late night.
This Week: America's Next Top Model, The Amazing Race, American Idol, Celebrity Apprentice, Fly Girls, High Society, Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution, Kendra, The Marriage Ref, Minute to Win It, Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains, Tyra, Undercover Boss, The View, Wife Swap and much more!

9:00 - Daddy's Little Princess (R) SPECIAL NIGHT AND TIME!
"More Problems To Worry About"
Scene 1 – School Playground

Jenny, 16 years old, is sitting in the corner, dazed. Her eyes are slowly closing, she stuggles to stay awake; she has not been to sleep again. Children play and laugh around her, the happy noises are a sharp contrast to Jenny’s clear misery. Suddenly, two girls approach.

Suzie (jeering)
Well well well, look who it is!

Francesca
If it isn’t Miss CryBaby. What’s the matter now, eh?

Jenny
Nothing, go away.

Suzie
That’s very rude, we haven’t done anything… yet.

Jenny
Go away

Jenny jumps up but Suzie grabs her by the arm. Jenny reacts instinctively and slaps her in the face but Francesca punches her in the stomach before she can attack again; she drops the ground, retching. Francesca and Suzie stop, looking down at Jenny, suddenly worried.

Suzie
What did you do?

Francesca
What did I do?! What did you do?!

Suzie
Come on Jenny, we were only messing, get up, come on, I’ll take you to the nurse.

Jenny
No. I’m fine now go away.

Suzie and Francesca quickly scarper away from the scene, leaving Jenny alone again.

END OF SCENE

Scene 2 – Nurse’s Office

The nurse is examining Jenny, who is desperate to get out of there.

Nurse
Hmm, have you taken anything recently? Alcohol, cigarettes, illegal substances?

Jenny (defensive)
No, what sort of a question is that?

Nurse
Sorry, I know, I know. I just have to ask these questions, it’s my job.

Jenny
Yeah, I’m sorry. I haven’t taken anything.

Nurse
Good, good. Have you been engaging in sexual interc-

Jenny jumps off the hospital bed, dashes to the door and walks out before the Nurse can finish her question. The nurse sighs; she has seen this all before.

END OF SCENE

Scene 3 – Jenny’s Bedroom

Jenny is once again in bed, the covers pulled up to her chin, her eyes wide and fearful once more. The creaking of the floorboards makes Jenny tense up; it’s coming.

Dad
Nighty night sweetheart.

Jenny pretends to be asleep but he doesn’t care; he already knows she’s faking. He rushes to the bed and grabs her by the legs. Jenny is instantly awake, struggling, as she always did.

Dad
Do as yer told or I’ll kill you.

Jenny stops struggling; she has heard this threat so many times before. Dad smiles and goes to unbuckle his belt.

Jenny
I’M PREGNANT

Dad
So?

The belt drops to the floor, we see it fall in slow motion and land next to a pregnancy test which indicates ‘Positive.’ It is shown only for a minute before Dad’s trousers cover it up…

END OF EPISODE

10:00 - Dr. Heart - THE FINAL EPISODES
"Tough Choices"
With Lauren on the vent, Dr. Heart decides to return to his job to continue helping patients. Dr. Heart must perform surgery on a set of twins with multiple heart problems. Dr. Heart will oversee both surgeries while his team and other surgeons will be performing on the two. Midway through the surgery everything takes a turn for the worse. Dr. Heart and the surgeons discover multiple problems in the heart which were undiagnosed before the surgery. The head surgeon and Dr. Heart inform the parents that their kids will most likely not make it through the surgery unless a donor heart is found within the next few hours. The parents ask if they are a match and Dr. Heart tells them that it is very possible, but they would need to be dead to give the heart. Dr. Heart tells them he will do everything to try and get two matching hearts.
Then Dr. Heart receives a phone call. He learns that while Jane was visiting her daughter in the hospital, she collapsed due to the rapid spread of cancer in her body. Jane was rushed into her own hospital room, and its learned she may not have much time left.
A few minutes later it's learned that a heart has been found, but only one. Dr. Heart tells the parents they have only one heart and they will have to choose between their two kids as to who will actually get the heart. They tell Dr. Heart that they could never choose between their two kids, and they cannot make a decision. The father pulls Dr. Heart aside and asks which kid has a better chance of surviving with the heart. He tells the father that both have an equal chance of surviving. The father is devestated and starts to cry hysterically. He tells Dr. Heart to give the heart to John, their younger twin. Dr. Heart asks why he chose John. The father tells Dr. Heart that while he loves both, he would rather only lose one. When the mother learns of this, she starts hitting her husband and tells him NO, NO, NO! She finds a knife and slashes her husbands throat. He falls to the ground, shakes for a few moments, and then dies. The mother tells Dr. Heart to check if her husband has a good heart that would match her sons. A few minutes later it is proven that he is a match, and that both sons will get a new heart. Dr. Heart and his team are able to complete the surgeries successfully. When the boys wake up from their long sleep they ask to see their parents. Dr. Heart tells them that they are off filling out some paper work and should be back in a few minutes. Dr. Heart knows he can not tell the two that their dad is dead, and that their mother is in jail.
Then a nurse walks in and says the phone is for Dr. Heart. He leaves the boys hospital room and goes to the phone. On the other line a womans voice comes on and tells Dr. Heart the devestating news, Jane died from her cancer less than 15 minutes ago. Dr. Heart can't believe it; his ex-mother in law is dead and Lauren never got to say goodbye. The woman also tells Dr. Heart that Jane wrote him a note and he should pick it up as soon as possible. Dr. Heart hangs up the phone in shock...

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable: Bob Saget, Patton Oswalt, Wanda Sykes
Topics: Ben Roethlisberger Update; Paris Hilton Dumps Boyfriend; Tiger Woods To Golf In Another Tournement; Larry King Had No Prenup; Kate Hudson Breast Implants?; Jon Gosselin To Pay Child Support Until Kids Are 18 No Matter How Much Kate Makes;

11:30 - Rock The Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture: Big Ben's Security Forced Woman To Have Sex with Him; Paris Hilton Says Goodbye To Boyfriend; Ugly Better Ends
Tonight's Guest: Tracy Morgan (Death at a Funeral; 30 Rock)
Tonight's Musical Guest: Justin Bieber Featuring Ludacris (Baby)
Stand Up on Politics: Tea Party Gathers In Washington D.C.

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MONDAY, APRIL 19TH
8:00 - Sisterhood
"Time For Worlds To Collide"
Last Time On Sisterhood...
Bridget discovered she is pregnant.

This Time On Sisterhood...
Elizabeth decides to give Anthony another chance as she doesn't want her baby to grow up without a father. Elizabeth calls Anthony and tells him to get two of his friends and she will meet him with two of her friends at the local coffee shop. Anthony agrees to the meeting and tells Elizabeth that he is glad she is giving him another chance. A few hours later Elizabeth arrives at the coffee shop with her two best friends, and they wait for Anthony to arrive. Anthony arrives less than five minutes later with his two friends. When they walk in, Elizabeth knows that they are two completely different people. Anthony's friend, Tim, walks up to Elizabeth's friend, Janet, and the two start to flirt. Elizabeth looks concerned, but Anthony enjoys Tim and Janet talking together. Tim and Janet leave fifteen minutes later and go to Tim's dirty apartment. Elizabeth and Anthony talk about the upcoming birth, and Anthony tells Elizabeth that he has changed, and will be the best father possible. Elizabeth is more than happy, and kisses Anthony. The two decide to go back to Anthony's apartment together.

8:30 - Gated Community
“Friendly Competition”
Brian was just trying to do a good deed for his friend…but he won’t be doing that again for a long, long time! Nate had invited Brian to spend a lazy Saturday with him at the Fairview Country Club, and Brian decided to ask Spencer if he wanted to join them. Spencer was still moping around due to his on-air meltdown concerning his wife, Tara, and the new television sports anchor, Brock (guest star James Van Der Beek). Even though Tara wasn’t interested in Brock and only has eyes for Spencer - to the bewilderment of both Nate and Brian - Spencer was still feeling a bit self-conscious, so he readily accepted Brian’s invitation.
The three guys enter the Country Club locker room after a strenuous game of handball and so far the day has been awesome. But, that will soon change. While the guys are conversing and changing out of their sweaty clothes, Brock walks in chatting on his cell phone oblivious to everyone else. Just seeing the self absorbed TV stuffed shirt gets Spencer’s competitive juices flowing and he is soon engaged in a game of one-upsmanship with Brock and dragging Nate and Brian along for the ride. Unfortunately, the competition isn’t going Spencer’s way. Brock beats the guys on the tennis court, the golf course, all while flirting with any female nearby. Brock also (unintentionally) wins another important competition in the steam room when he removes his towel and Spencer is quick to follow suit, until he sees Brock without any clothes on and quickly wraps the towel back around himself.
Spencer is dejected, until Nate comes up with a plan to redeem his friend and make Brock look like a fool all at the same time. At the Country Club restaurant, Nate has a slice of cheesecake sent over to Brock’s table, who assumes it is from one of the many adoring women in the room. Instead, Nate has arranged for the cake to be spiked with laxatives. Spencer is initially bummed when Brock leaves to go to the television station with no ill side effects from the spiked cheesecake, but he just needs some patience. Soon, during his sports report, Brock quickly leaves his seat and runs to the bathroom - all while the cameras are rolling - much to Spencer’s delight, which he can barely contain.

9:00 - Rosie - THE FINAL EPISODES!
“I Am Woman…Hear Me Roar”
After someone robs the Last Chance Depot, Viki and Rosie decide to take a self defense course sponsored by the county sheriff’s office. Their sense of empowerment is short-lived however, when they discover that Deputy Mike is teaching the class. After convincing Rosie and Viki that he knows what he is talking about, the two agree to take Mike’s self defense class. Soon after completing the class, Viki - with a little help from Rosie - gets to put her knowledge to use when she overhears what she believes is an intruder in the Last Chance Depot kitchen just after closing time. The two women move in for the attack, only to learn that they have attacked Mike, who was merely looking for a snack. A few days later, Viki overhears another commotion in the kitchen, but assumes that it is once again Mike and is determined not to look like a fool again. When she goes to demand Mike keep it down, she discovers that the original burglar has returned to the scene of the crime again and is able to use the techniques taught to her by Mike to apprehend the thief, much to amazement, and amusement of Mike and Rosie.

9:30 - Life Happens - THE FINAL EPISODES!
“Committed”
Last time on LIFE HAPPENS…Ivonne decides to visit an ill Eric in the hospital…Melody was ready to break it off with Owen and choose Markus, until Markus announces he is engaged…Val and Reg see their baby’s sonogram for the first time.

Ivonne worries that visiting Eric (guest star Steven Sandvoss) in the hospital has caused him to treat their relationship as something more than what Ivonne wants it to be. Commitment-phobic, Ivonne likes to keep things casual, but Eric is starting to get more emotionally invested. Valerie has her own commitment issues. Her “baby daddy” Reg is starting to warm up to the idea of being a father, but Val isn’t sure how much of an impact she wants Reg to have in the baby’s life. Melody is more conflicted than ever. After being blindsided with news that ex-beau Markus is newly engaged, she must decide whether or not she wants to continue her relationship with NYPD officer Owen (guest star Thomas Ian Nicholas), the same guy she was ready to dump for Markus before learning he was engaged.

10:00 - A Killer Comeback
The Characters:
Stana - The only survivor of Killer Island. She is plagued with nightmares from the first murder spree. <--- DEAD
Lilly - The actress in the school. She is feeling the heat from the new actress in school, Isabella.
Carter - The quarterback of Central. He loves the girls but they don't like him.
Kirsten - The normal girl of the bunch. She is Stana's new best friend.
Allison - The "Most Beautiful Girl" in school.
Ava - The popular girl at Central. She will do anything to keep it that way. Anything. <--- DEAD
Evan - The runningback of the football team. He is Carters best friend but secretly hates him with a passion. He would love to see Carter die!
Isabella - The new girl in school who is also actress. She is better then Lilly, and Lilly knows it.
Gavin - The nice guy. He is the one girls should want, but they don’t.
Noah - The really bad, bad boy.
Hunter - The male lead in all the plays. He is a druggy and it is starting to cut into his acting life. He will do anything to get drugs. <--- DEAD
Faith - The Best friend to Ava. She would love to be Ava.
Principle Wicks - The Principal of Central.
Mrs. Mia - One of the Chaperones for the Jr. Prom.
Mr. Underwood - One of the Chaperones for the Jr. Prom.

"Over It"
Kirsten was walking into school the next day and was caught by surprise when Gavin called out her name "Kirsten". Kirsten turned around and said "Hey Gavin, What’s up?" she asked. "I was wondering if you wanted to go to prom with me?" Gavin asked. Kirsten was caught off guard. She knew that Gavin was supposed to be Stana's date, but she remembered Gavin’s face when he found out he was not going to be able to go to prom with Stana. "Yes, I will go with you" she said. "Great" Gavin said with a huge smile on his face, "I will pick you up at 6:30pm tomorrow, Ok?" he added. "That will be fine" Kirsten agreed. "Ok, See Ya" Gavin said and he was gone. Kirsten started to walk the other way but she could not help but smile.

Carter was in the library when Faith came up to him. "Hey Carter" Faith said. "Hey" Carter replied. "I just wanted to let you know that Ava will not be going to the prom with you" Faith said trying to hide the smirk on her face. "But I am free" Faith exclaimed. "Oh ok" Carter replied. There was a moment of silence and then Carter said "Pick you up at 6?" Carter asked. "Sure" Faith replied and walked away with a smirk on her face.

Lilly was bitching to the play director that Hunter was not here and there was no way she was doing this play with his under-study. "Well, I guess Isabella is going to have to play Juliet" said Mrs. Mia. Lilly and Isabella shared glances and then Lilly stormed off. "Ok Isabella, from the top" Mrs. Mia said.

Lilly was out in the hall just listening to Isabella play her character. She was pissed. Pissed at Isabella and pissed at Hunter. Then she saw Evan. "Um Evan" Lilly said as she snapped her fingers as to say "come", like Evan was a dog or something. "What?" Evan asked. "You are going to the prom with me" Lilly said. "Is that clear" Lilly added. "Fine" Evan said. "I will pick you up at 6". "That will be great" Lilly said and turned and walked away.

Noah was sitting outside during lunch when Allison came up to him. "The answer is yes" Allison said. "Answer to what?" Noah replied. "You asked me to the prom and I said yes" Allison answered. "Wow, really?" Noah asked. "Ya pick me up at 6" Allison said. "Will do" Noah replied. With that Allison walked away. They both could not help but smile.

That night.....
Faith returned home after a long day of school. She had gotten what she wanted. She had Carter. She had no idea where Ava was but she did not care, Carter was hers now. Faith walked up to her room. She laid on her bed for awhile and then got up and went to her closet. She turned on the light and there was a closet filled with pictures of Ava. Clumps of her hair. Faith took a clump of Av’s hair that she had hanging on the wall in her closet and started to smell it. Then she smiled. She was now coming closer to being Ava.

Meanwhile.....
Isabella was walking to her car. She had spent all day at school practicing for the play. She was tired and hated being on school grounds after dark. It freaked her out. She got to her car and took her keys out. She unlocked the door and was about to get in when somebody took her by the back of her head and slammed her to the ground. The killer started kicking her in the ribs. The killer kept doing that until the killer heard them crack. She lay there with blood coming out of her mouth. The killer then placed her behind the car. Then the Killer got in the car and backed up over her, until all four wheels had gone over her. He then got out of the car and put her lifeless body in the trunk and drove away.
Is randy back? 4 down 11 to go. Who is the killer?


11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable (R)
Roundtable: Frank Caliendo, George Lopez, Joan Rivers
Topics: Conan O'Brien Sells Pilot to NBC; Nancy Grace Sued; Kirstie Alley and Joy Behar Twitter War; Pants on the Ground an Not Original?; Tila Tequila Pregnant?; Prank Goes Wrong on High School Basketball Coach; Clint Eastwood Named America's Favorite Movie Star

11:30 - Rock The Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture / News Events: Volcanic Ash Over Europe, Melissa and Tammy Etheridge Separate, Danny Glover Arrested During Protest
Tonight's Guest: Ben Stiller (Greenberg)
Tonight's Musical Guest: Ke$ha (Blah Blah Blah)
Stand Up on Politics: New Arizona Illegal Immigration Law


TUESDAY, APRIL 20TH
8:00 - Notorious (R)
*11th Anniversary of Columbine*
"Freedom Sumer Murders / Columbine"
Actor JAMES GANDOLFINI (HBO’s THE SOPRANOS) hosts this series that will examine two notorious cases each week.

FREEDOM SUMMER MURDERS. Their own crime was volunteering to register African-Americans in 1964 segregated Mississippi. Civil rights activists Andrew Goodman, Michael Schwerner and James Chaney were murdered in a case that went unsolved for nearly 40 years and inspired the motion picture “Mississippi Burning”. Goodman, 20, and Schwerner, 24, both white and originally from New York, arrived in Philadelphia, Mississippi and set about attempting to register local African-Americans to vote. The pair was joined by fellow civil rights worker James Chaney, 21, of Meridian, Mississippi, himself a newly registered African-American.
On June 21, 1964, the three men traveled to Philadelphia, Mississippi to help investigate the recent burning of a predominantly black church that had hosted a voter registration drive and a school for voter education. That evening, as the trio were on their way back to Meridian, local authorities stopped their car and arrested them for allegedly driving over the speed limit. After paying a fine, the three men were released and proceeded on their way back to Meridian. Sometime after 10:30 p.m., the men’s car was stopped again, this time by members of the notorious Ku Klux Klan. The KKK members then proceeded to shot and kill Schwerner, Goodman, and lastly, Chaney. Seven men, including the officer who arrested the men for speeding were convicted under the 1870 Force Act, but the real killers managed to elude the authorities.
That ended in 2005, when the state of Mississippi reopened the investigation and charged former KKK member and part-time Baptist minister Edgar Ray Killen, 80 years old at the time, with the murder of Goodman, Schwerner, and Chaney (Killen had been charged in the first trial but received a hung jury and was released). Exactly 41 years after the murders, a multi-racial jury found Killen guilty and he was sentenced to three life sentences. The Mississippi Supreme Court upheld the verdict in 2007.
Fannie Lee Chaney and Carolyn Goodman, mothers of two of the murdered men are interviewed, as are members of the 2005 jury and journalist Jerry Mitchell of the “Jackson Clarion-Ledger” newspaper.

COLUMBINE. Tuesday, April 20, 1999 started out like any other day for the students of Columbine High School outside Denver, Colorado. By the end of the day, 12 students and a teacher would be dead and another 21 injured in the worst case of violence at an American high school. The act of violence that day was no impulsive, but rather a deliberate, well coordinated attack that could have ended in even more carnage. Evidence suggests that the two teen gunmen, Eric Harris, 18, and Dylan Klebold, 17, had been planning the assault for more than a year.
The assault on Columbine began just after 11:00 a.m. local time on April 20. Prior to entering the school, the two gunmen shot and killed two students and injured 7 more students and one teacher. Once inside the school, the gunmen shot and killed the only teacher to lose his life in the massacre, 47-year old coach Dave Sanders and injured another student. By 11:30 a.m., Harris and Klebold had entered the school’s library, where most of the carnage that day would occur. In the library, 10 more students would be shot and killed with another 12 students were injured. Less than 45 minutes after the siege began, the bloodbath ended. The two gunmen themselves were dead, from self inflicted gunshot wounds by 12:10 p.m.
The entire episode unfolded live on television across the country, which captured images of a paralyzed 17 year old student, Patrick Ireland, tumbling out of the shattered library windows into the arms of rescuers. It was not until much later that investigators realized that the attack could have been far worse. Harris and Klebold had taken two pipe bombs into the school cafeteria, but they failed to properly explode. If successful, it is speculated that the bombs, placed next to support columns could have caused the library, located directly above the cafeteria, to collapse onto the students trapped in the cafeteria. Klebold’s car, parked in the school parking lot, was also rigged to explode.
One part of the tragedy that has haunted investigators is a motive. More than ten years after the tragic events at Columbine High School, authorities are still no closer to finding a conclusive motive than they were on that fateful day in April 1999.
During this segment, survivors and relatives of the victims are interviewed, as are investigators. Popular myths surrounding the Columbine are dispelled. Survivors of the attacks and relatives of the victims are interviewed; educators discuss the safety measures put in place in response to the Columbine tragedy.

9:00 - Locked
"Episode 10"
A new thrilling game show, Locked, created and produced by Mark Burnett, will feature three contestants trying to open a locked safe. With a five-number lock, through games and trivia the contestants get numbers in hope of un-locking the lock and therefore winning prizes.

Three contestants, one locked safe. Paige Davis hosts leading the contestants in various trivia and contestants in hopes of getting clues to unlocking the safe and winning the prizes inside. If the contestants unlock it before the end of the show they get whatever the prizes are inside.
TONIGHT'S TRIVIA FOCUSES ON: Presidents of the United States
CONTESTANTS COMBO GUESS: 5-3-19-8-23
CORRECT COMBO: 5-3-12-4-23
RESULT: Contestants DO NOT unlock the safe. They walk away with nothing.

9:30 - Locked
"Episode 11"
A new thrilling game show, Locked, created and produced by Mark Burnett, will feature three contestants trying to open a locked safe. With a five-number lock, through games and trivia the contestants get numbers in hope of un-locking the lock and therefore winning prizes.

Three contestants, one locked safe. Paige Davis hosts leading the contestants in various trivia and contestants in hopes of getting clues to unlocking the safe and winning the prizes inside. If the contestants unlock it before the end of the show they get whatever the prizes are inside.
TONIGHT'S TRIVIA FOCUSES ON: Saturday Night Live
CONTESTANTS COMBO GUESS: 10-10-4-22-19
CORRECT COMBO: 10-30-4-22-0
RESULT: Contestants DO NOT unlock the safe. They walk away with nothing.

10:00 - Black Tarmac (R)
"Who Will Come For You…?"
Scene 1
Coleen stares at herself in the bathroom mirror. She raises a razor blade and runs the smooth edge along her face. Then swiftly she slashes her throat with it. After she finishes the incision she notices Levi is standing behind her. Shocked and scared.
Levi: Help!
Coleen collapses to the floor, crying as blood runs down her neck, staining the top of the white vest with pink hearts she was wearing. Conrad runs into the room and stares at Coleen lying on the floor with a pool of blood slowly surrounding her. He covers Rory’s eyes.
Conrad: Son. Call for help.

Scene 2
Beverly and Damien are out walking. It has been a month since she was raped by Rory. It’s been a quiet month but everyone is smart enough to know it won’t last, hell was fast approaching and everyone was awaiting its arrival. Beverly lights a cigarette and the two share it as they walk, since the rape the siblings have become best friends.
Damien: Is it wrong that I love Jasmine, after what her brother did to you and how our whole family feels about those kinds of people.
Jasmine: I wouldn’t call it love yet. But no, it’s not wrong but at the same time, I doubt it’s worth the hassle.
Damien: True, do you like anyone at the moment?
Jasmine: Not really…
Jasmine takes out her cell and types the message, ‘I miss you’, selects the name ‘Clarke’ in the ‘To’ box and hits send. She smiles at Damien as she puts the cell away, takes one last drag and throws the cigarette on the ground.

Scene 3
Brian, Gregory, Gary and Evelyn sit at the kitchen table. By this point, terminally ill Brian is wheelchair bound.
Brian: Is it wrong that I want to see him suffer?
Gary: It’s not wrong at all.
Evelyn: Yes dad, it’s wrong. Your suffering right now, can’t you feel it? Feel it right now. Really feel it. Do you really wish that upon anyone else?
Brian: A bastard like Rory, yes.
Evelyn: Are you guys happy, you’ve corrupted my father.
Brian: Either way I’m going to be dead soon, all it takes is one shot to throat and he’ll be in merciless pain.
Evelyn stands up.
Evelyn: I can’t listen to this bull any more; I thought we were past all of this.
Gregory: The way he hurt your little girl. How can you move on so easily.
Gary: He’s right, he took her innocence.
Evelyn: You think she was a virgin before that? Get your head out of your ass.
Gary: She was a princess.
Evelyn: She still is. But she was not a virgin and you naïve to even think it. You think Mary would have been a virgin if she had grown up in 21st Century America.

Scene 4
Jasmine lies in bed next to a man in his mid 20’s, he is well built and currently shirtless. Jasmine kisses him then looks into his eyes.
Jasmine: So Clarke, what are we doing tonight?
Clarke: Each other.
Jasmine: Yay!
They begin kissing again. On the side table beside Clarke is his phone, 1 unread message visible on the phone screen.
----
At a mental institution some 15 miles away Coleen has a nurse filling in a survey before showing her to her room. She was forced into the institution by medics after her suicide attempt that morning; she is to be treated medically and psychologically from there. When Coleen arrives at her room she meets her room mate. They smile at each other.
Coleen: I’m Coleen.
Kate: I’m Kate, nice to meet you.
End of episode.
(Note: See episode 9 if you forgot who Kate is)

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable: Ant, Frank Caliendo, Kate Clinton
Topics: Phil Mickelson Wins Masters; Banners Fly Over Masters; Jon Gosselin Would Do Show With Kate Gosselin; Jesse James Kids Living With Sandra Bullock; Tina Fey on SNL; No Ugly Women on Jersey Shore Season 2; Creators of Hannah Montana Sue Disney Channel

11:30 - Rock The Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture: Larry King Divorce Off?; Tiger Woods & Jesse James Mistresses Get Reality TV Offer; Another Contestant Voted off Dancing with the Stars
Tonight's Guest: Alyssa Milano (Romantically Challenged)
Tonight's Musical Guest: Lady Antebellum (Need You Now)
Stand Up on Politics: GOP Turns Back On Charlie Christ


WEDNESDAY, APRIL 21ST
8:00 - $7.25 an Hour
"Episode 19"
A reality series following workers across America who get paid minimum wage for their work.
Today's episode features the following jobs: Barbers, Bus Drivers, Data Entry Keyers

8:30 - Million Dollar Giveaway
"Episode 7"
Current Remaining Total: $910,000
Pitch 1 - Husband and wife Leah and Matt are asking for $35,000 in order to set up a youth group for autistic kids in their home town, which currently has no autism-specific centres. Leah and Matt are both trained professionals in special help and really want to create something good for the community where so many kids suffer from autism.
The Verdict:The judges love the idea, it's even brought a tear to the eyes of the female judge. 'I can't think of a more worthy cause'. The money is granted to the couple to help fund their new venture.
Remaining Total: $875,000
Pitch 2 - Darren has been married to his wife for 6 years. 2 months ago his wife, Cathy, went blind after a work-related accident. Cathy went into depression ever since the accident and Darren is asking for $3,000 to take his wife away for a weekend.
The Verdict: The judges are all in 2 minds, a work related accident? Surely she got a handsome pay out? However a small amount of money (to them) could make a huge impact of this womans life and so they grant the money.
Remaining Total: $872,000

9:00 - Open to the Public
"The Ducks of Hazard"
Pacific Vista, once his favorite course, has been boycotted by Jack Nikolas ever since the club’s former owner Emily’s father threw a hissy fit at the him after losing a ton of money betting on Jack only to have the golf legend loose the tournament. Marc has spent the entire time since taking the job at the club trying to lure Nikolas back and finally gets him to agree.

Thing go awry when a protected species of wild duck lands on one of the water hazards and is preparing to lay her eggs. Clayton wants to chase the rare bird off but the Environmental Protection agency steps in. The club staff has their hands full as environmental activists descend on Pacific Vista while Clayton, Emily and Marc launch into a never ending ladder of favors for various state officials in order to get an emergency ruling from the California Supreme Court to oust the birds and save the tournament.

Jack Nicklaus has a cameo at the end of the episode.

9:30 - Million Dollar Giveaway (R)
"Episode 2"
Current Remaining Total: $979,000
Pitch 1 - Cindy and Adam are huge a newly engaged couple who are huge James Bond fans. They want a 007 themed wedding and are looking for $15,000 to help make their dream wedding a reality.
The Verdict: The panel debate this topic, looking at it from all points of view, they deserve the wedding of their dreams but at the same time if they award them money then every newly engaged couple would be looking for a grant. They decide to reject the offer.
Remaining Total: $979,000
Pitch 2 - Raymond has been married to his wife Emily for 31 years, she was recently diagnosed with terminal lung cancer, knowing time with her is limited he wants to create 1 final romantic moment for him to remember her by and is asking for $12,000 to take her on a romantic cruise.
The Verdict: The panel are touched by Raymond's tragic tale and feels that they can reject him a final romantic moment with his long term wife and the only women he ever loved. They decide to grant the money... Emily passed away just days before the cruise, months sooner than doctors had first projected, the money has been donated to cancer research.
Remaining Total: $967,000

10:00 - Daddy's Little Princess
"Betrayal"
Scene 1 – Nurse’s Office
Jenny is back in the nurse’s office, scared and frightened. Tears are flowing down her cheeks slightly. The nurse is looking at her, her lips pursed.

Jenny
I’m fine, honestly, I’m fine.

Nurse
You are not fine, being sick in the corridors is not fine. Have you eaten anything that could cause food poisoning? A burger you thought was cooked, for example?

Jenny
No.

Nurse
Right, okay, have you been engaging in sexual interc- oh no you don’t!

Jenny goes to storm away again but Nurse is too quick for her this time; she strides over to the door before Jenny can get to it.

Nurse
You’re 16, it’s perfectly legal. I think the signs are indicating a pregnancy. Don’t be alarmed, the school has systems in place to help students who are pregn-

Jenny
I want an abortion.

Nurse
Have you thought this through? Is that really what you want?

Jenny
Yes, I want an abortion.

Nurse
Maybe you need time to think abo-

Jenny
No, I want an abortion. Definitely.

Nurse
Okay, if that’s what you want. I hope you have thought this through clearly, the damage you could do psychologically is unthinkable.

Jenny
I’m sure, why are you so determined that I shouldn’t have one?
Nurse
It is my job to tell you of the risks. To not do so would be abusing my duty of care. Have you spoke to your parents-

Jenny
No.

Nurse
It’s nothing to be ashamed of. They’ll be able to hel-

Jenny
I SAID NO!

Nurse
Okay… if that’s what you want…

Jenny
Yes, it is. Now tell me where I need to go.

END OF SCENE

Scene 2 – Abortion Clinic Waiting Room/Doctor’s Office
Jenny is sitting on a chair, alone. She is scanning at the various health posters around the wall, not really taking any of them in. A doctor pops his head out the door.

Doctor
Jenny Evans?

Jenny stands up, determined to get it over and done with.

Doctor
If you’d like to come this way please.

Jenny walks into the Doctor’s Office, standing, unsure what to do. The office gives a sense of being cold and distant, away from reality.

Doctor
Please take a seat.

Jenny sits down, nervous.

Doctor
I’m Dr. Hendrel and I’m here if you have any questions before we start.

Jenny
No.

Doctor
I’ll explain the procedure. All you have to do is-

Jenny (standing)
I’m sorry, I can’t do this.

Doctor (nodding)
It’s a common reaction. If you’re unsure about it, I’d advise to go away and come back again. Maybe there’s a parent I ca-

Jenny
No, thank you. Sorry for wasting your time.

END OF SCENE

Scene 3 – Kitchen
Jenny is sitting at the kitchen table, her eyes staring out the window. A car pulls up and Jenny sighs. Now is the moment. A minute later, the door slams.

Mum
Jenny? I’m home, love!

Jenny
I’m in the kitchen!

Mum walks in the kitchen, shopping bags in her hands.

Mum
Aah there you are, love. What you doing? What’s wrong?

Jenny
I have… something… to tell you.

Mum
Oh you haven’t been messing about at school again have you?

Jenny
No, nothing like that.

Mum
What is it then sweetheart?

Jenny bursts into tears, Mum drops the shopping quickly on the floor and goes over to comfort her daughter.

Mum
Aww love, I’m sure it’s nothing bad, you can tell me anything, you know that sweetie.
Jenny
I’m pregnant.

Mum
Oh love… well, we’ll manage. We all make mistakes after all…

Jenny
It wasn’t a mistake. I was raped.

Mum (going to the door to grab the phone from the hallway)
Oh darling, why didn’t you say anything? We should call the police, catch the bast-

Jenny
It was Dad.

Mum (frozen at the door)
No.

Jenny
Mum, he’s been abusing me since I was si-

Mum
No. Your dad wouldn’t do that, he’s… he’s… been good to us. Why would you accuse him of disgusting things like that?

Jenny
It’s the truth, honestly Mum, you’ve gotta believe me.

Mum
I… can’t… Your dad…. He’s a good man. He wouldn’t… couldn’t do… that.

Jenny
IT’S THE TRUTH

Mum
No it can’t be! You’re lying, he’s shouted at you for something hasn’t he? Hasn’t he? Now you’re making up stories to… to… get back at him. HE’S A GOOD MAN, HE WOULDN’T DARE DO THAT? Get out! Get out!

Jenny (crying)
No Mum, please, you’ve gotta believe me.

Mum
You’re just being a selfish little girl, I’d have expected you to be more mature than that. Making up serious stories like that. When you’re in trouble, you take the consequences. GET OUT! GET OUT!

Jenny barges past her mum and slams the door with an almighty bang. Mum sinks to the floor, crying…

END OF EPISODE.

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable (R)
Roundtable: Chelsea Handler, Dave Chappelle, Kevin James
Topics: Tiger Woods Speaks; Brad Pitt Wearing Wedding Band?; Heroes Star (Adrian Pasdar) Charged with DUI; Fantasia Barino Gets Hate Mail; Will Ferrell Won't Be On Tonight Show Anytime Soon; Heidi Montag Wants Bigger Breasts; American Broze-Medal Winner Leaves After Picture Surfaces

11:30 - Rock The Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture: Tiger Woods Parties at Nickelback Concert; Michael Douglas' Son Sentenced to 5 Years in Prison; Kate Gosselin Finally Gone on DWTS
Tonight's Guest: Chloe Moretz (Kick-Ass)
Tonight's Musical Guest: B.o.B (Nothin' On You [Feat. Bruno Mars])
Stand Up on Politics: Arizona Immigration Law Battle Heats Up


THURSDAY, APRIL 22ND
8:00 - Divergent Point
"FREEMONT’S LAST RIDE"
ORIGINAL HISTORY: The deadly use of poison gas in the first World War was successfully counter balanced by the use of a sophisticated gas mask by the allied troops.

DIVERGENT POINT: Thousands of soldiers now die in the trenches of World War I from either a lack of a gas mask or the primitive ones in use not always 100% protecting the solider wearing it.

MISSION: Knowing that the countless of people erased from history due to the men who died in the trenches never having descendants…the lack of any one of them possibly leading to the catastrophe that destroys civilization. MAXINE determines that the inventor of the sophisticated gas masks never lives to invent them. Tracing the new history they find the inventor as a young man was an Owen Corday who mysteriously vanished during his brief employment with the Pony Express in 1860. The records show it was believed Owen to have been the victim a robbery likely carried out by some local neer do-wells but nothing could ever be proved.

Having disappeared on his run midway between the 10 miles separating the pony express stations Saxon formulates a plan that calls for Freemont to befriend Corday and find some way to accompany the rider on his run for protection. Regan asks how that will be accomplished as the riders were solo. No one has an immediate answer but Zoe becomes lost in thought. The briefing continues with Saxon saying he will attempt to infiltrate the gang of suspected robbers so that he will be in a position to intervene to save Corday.

The mission overview ends with Zoe saying she has an idea on how get Corday to agree to take Freemont along but she will need a few hours in the science lab with Bannister’s help to cook up something they will need.

Arriving in the Nevada of 1860 the trio’s plan is set in motion. At the town saloon
Freemont is sent in first where he finds Owen playing in a card game. Freemont joins the game and starts to befriend the young man. He is amused to listen to Owen talk as the young man describes himself a something of a “tinkerer” who likes to build things. Unable to resist himself Freemont asks Corday if he thinks man will ever invent the ability to “fly through the air” and is impressed when Owen tells him with certainty it will eventually happen…someone just needs to work out the proper design.

Zoe and Jon arrive in the saloon posing as a down on their luck prospecting ream. As part of the plan while Jon is at the bar she begins to flirt with different men. At the card table Freemont sees his opportunity to put Zoe’s plan in motion when Owen is discouraged by losing all his money in the card game saying he was going to use the money to buy parts for something he was currently tinkering on as his salary with the Pony Express is high…but not high enough to pay for what he needs.

Freemont says that he always wondered what it would be like to ride the Pony Express and asks if he can come along. Owen declines saying he rides alone.
Freemont then proclaims himself the luckiest Roulette player in the west and says he can win all of Owen’s money back and then some if Owen will agree to allow him on the ride the next day. Figuring his new friend is all bluster Owen agrees. Freemont tips his hat as the signal to Saxon.

Immediately Saxon picks a fight with a cowboy Zoe was flirting with. In the melee
Zoe switches the roulette ball with one she has brought with her. In true western style Saxon is ejected from the bar through the swinging doors by a group of men.

Saying always bet on black Freemont goes on an unbroken winning streak aided by the specialized roulette ball Bannister and Zoe constructed and programmed to use sensors to prevent it from landing in a red slot. Handing over the money to Owen the pair agree to meet at the Pony Express station the next day. Owen leaves and Freemont goes to make a large bet for himself but to his dismay a stern look from Zoe nixes the idea. Saxon watching through the window comes charging back into the saloon causing another commotion to break out. Zoe switches the balls again as Saxon gets ejected for the second time. Pulling himself off the ground Saxon mutters he was just glad not to have been thrown in a horse trough. He then sets out to spy on the Tallridge gang believed to be the bandits.

Freemont decides to stay a little longer and try his luck without the “magic ball” as he calls it and Zoe goes to book the group a room at the hotel. Shortly after checking in she is confronted by the knife wielding Madam from the brothel above the saloon. The madam says she was checking Zoe out as potential hire when she saw Zoe switch the roulette balls both times. Knowing that a person can’t lose betting on black with the ball the Madam demands Zoe turn it over.
When Zoe refuses the Madam threatens her life. The knife is thrown but Zoe manages to duck out the way and a cat fight ensues. Using some of the martial arts training she has been receiving from Jax Zoe manages to beat the Madam who flees.

Meanwhile Saxon has managed to spy on the Tallridge Gang learning the motive behind the attack. Jake Tallridge the leader of plans to ambush the Pony Express rider to intercept a letter a source he has inside a large San Francisco bank has told him is being sent from the SF Bank to the St. Louis branch detailing the route info and shipping schedule of an upcoming shipment of gold between the two branches. With the info in hand the Tallridge Gang stand to reap a fortune by planning a robbery. Saxon makes plans to tail the gang and stop them before any harm can come to Corday.

Things go wrong when the Madam enlists two of her working girls to kidnap Zoe in another attempt on the roulette ball. Saxon’s rescue of Zoe puts him behind schedule leaving Freemont alone and relying on all his wits to protect Owen as the Tallridge gang closes in on the riders.

9:00 - The Online Life (R)
"Holidays"
The holidays are here, but they're bound to be a lonely time for all the board members. Janet, who hasn't talked to her husband in weeks, seems to be living happily with her children at home. We see her cooking dinner in the kitchen, with her children helping her. They sit down to eat, and later open presents together. At this time, Janet's husband comes walking through the door. Janet seems dumbfounded, but her husband gives her a heartwarming look that she can't resist. The kids all run over to him, and Janet gets up. They go into the kitchen to talk, and after discussing what's happened, they agree to give their marriage another chance. He has a gift for her - a solid-gold necklace, and they immediately share a passionate kiss, as if nothing ever happened. Meanwhile, Daniel is at home, alone for the holidays. He decides to spend it online, and to everyone's shock, finally comes out to his fellow board members - he is not a volumptuous 20-year old, but in fact a 30-year old man. Janet was the only one who already knew, but everyone else is left in shock. Jerry has gotten a job as a mall Santa, but is fired when he is accused of giving "angry, demented looks" to the children. Anthony is home writing his book, and Emily and Dalton are once again talking. Now that they officially have found out they go to the same school, they're in complete shock, and talk about meeting each other. On Christmas Eve, they meet up at the local coffee shop, and meet each other for the first time. It's clearly love at first sight, and they're ecstatic to finally be moving onto the next chapter in their relationship. As the episode ends, they share a kiss under the mistletoe, as do Janet and her husband.

9:30 - The Online Life (R)
"Greetings"
Now that Janet and her husband are back together, Janet decides to strengthen her marriage once more, it's time to let her husband in on her online life. She goes on and introduces him to everyone. At the time, everyone is still angry at Daniel for lying to them about his identity. They don't take the news well, and agree that he should be banned from the forum. Janet comes to his aide, however, saying that he's still the same person they've been talking to all this time, no matter how old he is or what gender he is. Janet's husband finds him to be a fruitcake. Anthony publishes another part of his book, which includes a part about a woman having an online affair. Janet's husband wonders if his book is talking about Janet, but Janet denies everything. Jerry asks to see what Janet's husband looks like, which gets him scared. Emily and Dalton have come online for the first time since meeting at the coffee shop, and announce to everyone who they are and how they met. Janet thinks the entire story is romantic, yet her husband criticizes them for the dangerousness that their relationship could have brought. Once Janet's husband leaves, the entire forum tells her what a jerk he is, but when Janet announces that they are back together, they keep their feelings bottled in and their lips closed tight.

10:00 - You've Got the Wrong Man!
"Episode 29"
SEGMENT 1:
Joshua Townes may never see the outside of an Alaska penitently despite his please the Alaskan authorities arrested the wrong man. Townes was convicted of manslaughter in the 1986 death of his hunting partner John Brent. Authorities say Townes who was drinking on the hunt accidently shot Brent. Townes claims he was drinking but passed out drunk in the woods and that someone else took his gun while he was out and shot Brent. Prosecutors dismissed his story as fabrication. The rifle that might clear Townes has never been found.
SEGMENT 2:
Profiles the reunion of Mary Elyse Donovan and her children. The Portland, Oregon women is home after 25 years of incarceration after she was wrongly convicted of the murder of her sister whom she was seen quarreling with earlier in the day. The arrest of the notorious Northwest Corner serial killer Richard Wainright brought forth new evidence that Wainright was the actual killer and Donovan’s conviction was overturned.
SEGMENT 3:
The 1947 robbery of the Southwestern Savings and Loan bank in Santa Fe was long believed to have been held up by Jacob Barns. The money from the robbery was never recovered. Barns died in prison in 1988 serving time for the robbery while maintaining his innocence.
WRONG MAN looks at new theories that someone else was behind the robbery when bills from the bank began surfacing in 2001 decades after the robbery and twelve years after Barns’s death.

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable:
Topics:

11:30 - Rock The Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture:
Tonight's Guest:
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Stand Up on Politics:


FRIDAY, APRIL 23RD
8:00 - Reality Update - SPECIAL TIME!
"Episode 14"
PIFN goes through the week to take a look at the mistakes and funny moments from daytime, primetime, and late night.
This Week: America's Next Top Model, The Amazing Race, American Idol, Celebrity Apprentice, Entertainment Tonight, Fly Girls, High Society, The Insider, Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution, Kendra, The Marriage Ref, -->Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains<--, Tyra, Undercover Boss, The View and much more!

9:00 - Daddy's Little Princess (R)
"Betrayal"
Scene 1 – Nurse’s Office
Jenny is back in the nurse’s office, scared and frightened. Tears are flowing down her cheeks slightly. The nurse is looking at her, her lips pursed.

Jenny
I’m fine, honestly, I’m fine.

Nurse
You are not fine, being sick in the corridors is not fine. Have you eaten anything that could cause food poisoning? A burger you thought was cooked, for example?

Jenny
No.

Nurse
Right, okay, have you been engaging in sexual interc- oh no you don’t!

Jenny goes to storm away again but Nurse is too quick for her this time; she strides over to the door before Jenny can get to it.

Nurse
You’re 16, it’s perfectly legal. I think the signs are indicating a pregnancy. Don’t be alarmed, the school has systems in place to help students who are pregn-

Jenny
I want an abortion.

Nurse
Have you thought this through? Is that really what you want?

Jenny
Yes, I want an abortion.

Nurse
Maybe you need time to think abo-

Jenny
No, I want an abortion. Definitely.

Nurse
Okay, if that’s what you want. I hope you have thought this through clearly, the damage you could do psychologically is unthinkable.

Jenny
I’m sure, why are you so determined that I shouldn’t have one?
Nurse
It is my job to tell you of the risks. To not do so would be abusing my duty of care. Have you spoke to your parents-

Jenny
No.

Nurse
It’s nothing to be ashamed of. They’ll be able to hel-

Jenny
I SAID NO!

Nurse
Okay… if that’s what you want…

Jenny
Yes, it is. Now tell me where I need to go.

END OF SCENE

Scene 2 – Abortion Clinic Waiting Room/Doctor’s Office
Jenny is sitting on a chair, alone. She is scanning at the various health posters around the wall, not really taking any of them in. A doctor pops his head out the door.

Doctor
Jenny Evans?

Jenny stands up, determined to get it over and done with.

Doctor
If you’d like to come this way please.

Jenny walks into the Doctor’s Office, standing, unsure what to do. The office gives a sense of being cold and distant, away from reality.

Doctor
Please take a seat.

Jenny sits down, nervous.

Doctor
I’m Dr. Hendrel and I’m here if you have any questions before we start.

Jenny
No.

Doctor
I’ll explain the procedure. All you have to do is-

Jenny (standing)
I’m sorry, I can’t do this.

Doctor (nodding)
It’s a common reaction. If you’re unsure about it, I’d advise to go away and come back again. Maybe there’s a parent I ca-

Jenny
No, thank you. Sorry for wasting your time.

END OF SCENE

Scene 3 – Kitchen
Jenny is sitting at the kitchen table, her eyes staring out the window. A car pulls up and Jenny sighs. Now is the moment. A minute later, the door slams.

Mum
Jenny? I’m home, love!

Jenny
I’m in the kitchen!

Mum walks in the kitchen, shopping bags in her hands.

Mum
Aah there you are, love. What you doing? What’s wrong?

Jenny
I have… something… to tell you.

Mum
Oh you haven’t been messing about at school again have you?

Jenny
No, nothing like that.

Mum
What is it then sweetheart?

Jenny bursts into tears, Mum drops the shopping quickly on the floor and goes over to comfort her daughter.

Mum
Aww love, I’m sure it’s nothing bad, you can tell me anything, you know that sweetie.
Jenny
I’m pregnant.

Mum
Oh love… well, we’ll manage. We all make mistakes after all…

Jenny
It wasn’t a mistake. I was raped.

Mum (going to the door to grab the phone from the hallway)
Oh darling, why didn’t you say anything? We should call the police, catch the bast-

Jenny
It was Dad.

Mum (frozen at the door)
No.

Jenny
Mum, he’s been abusing me since I was si-

Mum
No. Your dad wouldn’t do that, he’s… he’s… been good to us. Why would you accuse him of disgusting things like that?

Jenny
It’s the truth, honestly Mum, you’ve gotta believe me.

Mum
I… can’t… Your dad…. He’s a good man. He wouldn’t… couldn’t do… that.

Jenny
IT’S THE TRUTH

Mum
No it can’t be! You’re lying, he’s shouted at you for something hasn’t he? Hasn’t he? Now you’re making up stories to… to… get back at him. HE’S A GOOD MAN, HE WOULDN’T DARE DO THAT? Get out! Get out!

Jenny (crying)
No Mum, please, you’ve gotta believe me.

Mum
You’re just being a selfish little girl, I’d have expected you to be more mature than that. Making up serious stories like that. When you’re in trouble, you take the consequences. GET OUT! GET OUT!

Jenny barges past her mum and slams the door with an almighty bang. Mum sinks to the floor, crying…

END OF EPISODE.

10:00 - Dr. Heart - THE FINAL EPISODES!
"The Hardest Part of Life"
After learning that Jane died from her cancer, Dr. Heart rushes to her hospital room to get the note that the nurse said Jane had written for him. When he arrives at the room, he walks in and sees Jane, lying on the bed in a deep sleep, forever. He asks the nurse for the note, and she hands it to him. He opens up the note and begins to read....Dear Douglas, I don't have much time left, but I am using all of it to write this note. Tell Lauren that I will always love her, and that I forgive her for anything she has ever done wrong. Douglas, when you and Lauren were married, you always supported me and were always glad to give me help when I needed it. You have always done so much for me, so now I will do something for you. I will tell your little boy that he has the greatest parents in the world, and that they loved him more than anything. I love you and Lauren more than anything in the world. Love, Jane.... Dr. Heart folds the note, slides down against the wall and begins to cry.
After composing himslelf, Dr. Heart decides to head to see Lauren at the hospital. When he arrives, the doctors have bad news, Lauren isn't going to make it. The doctors tell Dr. Heart that his wife has internal bleeding in her brain as a result from the hit and run. The doctors infrom Dr. Heart that Lauren is on the machine at the moment, and as soon as the plug is pulled, she will die. Dr. Heart tells the doctors Lauren will stay on the machine as he knows she will fight through it. Dr. Heart walks away from the doctors, and heads into Lauren's room. Dr. Heart sits beside Lauren, and holds her hand telling her how much he loves her. As soon as he finishes telling Lauren that he loves her, he decides to do what is right. He calls in the doctors and asks them to take Lauren off the machine. They ask Dr. Heart why the sudden change, and he tells them that Lauren never wanted to be on a machine. They ask him if he is sure, and Dr. Heart replies with a simple, yes. As the doctors walk towards the machine, Dr. Heart holds onto Laurens hand and begins to cry. Within a minute of turning off the machine, Lauren dies. Dr. Heart continues to hold Laurens hand and begins to cry the hardest he has cried since his son died. Dr. Heart stays next to Lauren until the doctors tell him that they must take her body. Dr. Heart agrees, and watches Lauren go off with the doctors. Dr. Heart begins to breakdown again, and falls to the ground.
Three days later, and it is the day of Lauren and Jane's funeral. Dr. Heart planned for both Lauren and Jane to have the same funeral, and to be buried next to each other. Doctors from all over the world have come to the funeral to tell Dr. Heart that they are sorry for both of his loses. With over 500 people in the Church, the funeral for Lauren and Jane begins. Dr. Heart can't help himself, and begins to cry hysterically. He screams, "WHY, WHY THEM AND NOT ME!" Jennifer, Dr. Hearts assistant, hugs Dr. Heart and tells him to let it all out. Jennifer can't help but cry too at this point. As the funeral ends, Lauren and Jane are taken to the hearse, waiting to be taken to the cemetery. After the long procession to the cemetery, they finally arrive. Lauren and Jane's bodies are laid next to their graves, and a small, private, funeral begins. Dr. Heart begins to cry again and can't believe that everyone in his life that he loved is gone. After the funeral at the cemetery ends, Dr. Heart stands next to Lauren's casket for over three hours talking to her. Dr. Heart leaves the cemetery, and returns to his house, crying throughout the night.

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable (R)
Roundtable: Keenen Ivory Wayans, Sarah Silverman, Bob Saget
Topics: Simon Cowell Leaving American Idol; Mark McGwire Admits To Taking Steroids; Derek Jeter Getting Married?; Sarah Palin Joins FOX News; Balloon Boy Dad Heads To Jail; Kate Gosselin Brings Back Extensions; Jared the Subway Guy Engaged

11:30 - Rock The Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture: Michael Lohan Brings Deputies To Lindsays House; Rachel Uchitel (Tiger Woods Mistress #1) Getting Own TV Show?; Jon Gosselin Never Asked For Custody, Fires Lawyer
Tonight's Guest: Jennifer Lopez (The Back-Up Plan)
Tonight's Musical Guest: Ke$ha (Your Love is My Drug)
Stand Up on Politics: Obama Wants To Reform Wall Street

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MONDAY, APRIL 26TH
8:00 - Sisterhood
"Time For The Doctor!"
Last Time On Sisterhood...
Elizabeth and Anthony's friends hooked up.

This Time On Sisterhood...
Elizabeth and Anthony decide to head to the doctor to see if the baby is okay. They both arrive, and Anthony appears to be more nervous than Elizabeth. They go into the room, and the doctor starts cracking jokes about the vagina. Anthony can't help but get more nervous everytime the doctor cracks a joke. The doctor checks out Elizabeth, and afterwards tells Anthony its his turn to check everything out. Unable to believe what he just heard, Anthony faints. When he wakes up, Elizabeth is leaning over him, laughing. Elizabeth looks at Anthony and helps him get up. The two then head into the doctor's office where he shows them the sonogram. The two are thrilled by the picture, and can't wait to be parents. With all the excitement of the sonogram, Anthony leans over and kisses Elizabeth. Elizabeth looks back at him, and smiles; she knows Anthony will be a great father.

8:30 - Gated Community
"Community Medical"
Nate was hoping to do something special for his and Rhea’s ten-year wedding anniversary. But, Rhea (Tea Leoni) had to go into the hospital - she was recently promoted to chief of medicine, a job she had coveted for many years. A job that she also got when the hospital board passed up Dr. Hopkins, assumed by many to be the frontrunner; Dr. Hopkins (guest star Dean Stockwell) is not taking being passed over very well.
Nate was depressed at not being able to spend some "special time" (code word for sex) with Rhea, and let everyone know about it, much to the chagrin of Brian, Spencer, and Duncan. Luckily, Duncan was training for the local marathon and didn’t have to spend that much time with Nate - Brian and Spencer not being so lucky, however. When Nate starts to complain about his situation, Spencer sees his opening to leave and goes off with Duncan to run. Not wanting to hear Nate’s whining, Brian suggests that he go and surprise her at work. Thankfully, for Brian, Nate takes the advice and leaves for the hospital.
Once at the hospital, Nate asks two nurses standing at the nurses station where Rhea’s office is. One of the nurses, Alma (guest star Telma Hopkins) a middle-aged black woman who is not easily rattled, pointed Nate in the right direction. After Nate goes off to meet Rhea, Alma continues her conversation with the younger male nurse (guest star Scott Evans), which includes the gossip from around the hospital, including how Dr. Hopkins is looking to undermine Rhea as chief of medicine. In Rhea’s office, she and Dr. Hopkins are having an argument, but it ends abruptly when Rhea tells Hopkins "the board chose me as chief of medicine, not you. We will do things my way." Nate enters the office and can feel the tension; he asks if he is interrupting anything, but Rhea say that Dr. Hopkins was just leaving, which he does - in a huff.
Spencer frantically brings in Duncan to the emergency room; it seems Duncan fainted while training for the marathon and banged up his face and arms. Dr. Bridges (guest star Jason Behr) checks him out and clears him for release, but not before the good doctor and a nurse have a quick make-out session in a supply closet. When Dr. Bridges is patching Duncan up, Spencer is unable to handle the sight of blood and passes out, necessitating the need for his forehead to be stitched up. In a moment of bravado, Dr. Bridges seeks to calm both Duncan and Spencer by telling them he has done this hundreds of time, but is quickly contradicted by the nurse, the same one he was previously making out with when he was paged.
Back in her office, Rhea asks Nate what he is doing at the hospital and he tells her that he is there to surprise her on their wedding anniversary. He gives her a coupon booklet which includes such coupons as "free membership into the Mile High Club". Rhea suggests that instead of the Mile High Club, they could join the Chief of Medicine Office Club. However, their attempts at love making are thwarted by various doctors and nurses entering to ask questions.

TAG (Closing Credit) SCENE: Finally alone in her office, Rhea and Nate begin to kiss and undress each other. Just as they have stripped down to their underwear, Nurse Alma knocks on the door. Quickly, Rhea and Nate hide under the desk just as Alma enters the room. Looking around and not getting a response when she calls Rhea’s name, Alma leaves the room. Outside in the hallway, her male nurse colleague asks where Rhea is; Alma tells him that she and her husband are having sex and to wait about five minutes before going back in.

9:00 - Rosie - THE FINAL EPISODES
"Friendly Competition"
Today is Rosie's wedding anniversary, or at least it used to be before she divorced Ronnie. Instead of celebrating with him, Rosie plans on celebrating with her beau, Dr. Andy Wilson (guest star Sean Patrick Flanery). Andy has made reservations at one of the priciest restaurants in town and has plans for a romantic evening. Unfortunately, so does Ronnie, who has booked a reservation at the same restaurant with his girlfriend Penny (Jessica Simpson).
Rosie's mother, Harper, meanwhile has a nice evening of her own planned. Harper has been spending some time down at the senior center with a retired gentleman named Gus (guest star Tim Conway), who is also got a little touch of dementia. The two spend their evening eating at the Last Chance Depot with both going in and out of lucidity.
At the restaurant, after learning that their respective ex-spouse is also there, Rosie and Ronnie engage in a game to see who can make the other the most jealous. The contest reaches absurd limits until Andy and Penny both catch on and leave in disgust, as both Rosie and Ronnie exchange awkward glances as they both sit alone.

9:30 - Life Happens - THE FINAL EPISODES
"What's in a Name?"
Last time on LIFE HAPPENS...Ivonne worried that beau Eric was getting serious about their relationship...Melody had to choose between an engaged Markus and Owen...Reg started to get excited over Val's pregnancy.

Melody decides that she has to let Markus, and her fantasy of the two of them being together, go. He has moved on, and now, so should she. But, she isn't sure that she should move on with her NYPD boyfriend Owen. In a bittersweet moment, Val's divorce from husband Ben (guest star Bryan Callen) is official and she asks her maiden name - Foster - back. Later, Val and Reg get into an argument over what last name their child will have. Val wants her name (Foster), while Reg wants his last name (Fawkes). Ivonne advises Melody to either get serious with Owen or "cut him loose", but she remains conflicted. While making love, Melody accidentally calls Owen "Markus".

10:00 - A Killer Comeback
The Characters:
Stana - The only survivor of Killer Island. She is plagued with nightmares from the first murder spree. <--- DEAD
Lilly - The actress in the school. She is feeling the heat from the new actress in school, Isabella.
Carter - The quarterback of Central. He loves the girls but they don't like him.
Kirsten - The normal girl of the bunch. She is Stana's new best friend.
Allison - The "Most Beautiful Girl" in school.
Ava - The popular girl at Central. She will do anything to keep it that way. Anything. <--- DEAD
Evan - The runningback of the football team. He is Carters best friend but secretly hates him with a passion. He would love to see Carter die!
Isabella - The new girl in school who is also actress. She is better then Lilly, and Lilly knows it. <--- DEAD
Gavin - The nice guy. He is the one girls should want, but they don’t.
Noah - The really bad, bad boy.
Hunter - The male lead in all the plays. He is a druggy and it is starting to cut into his acting life. He will do anything to get drugs. <--- DEAD
Faith - The Best friend to Ava. She would love to be Ava.
Principle Wicks - The Principal of Central.
Mrs. Mia - One of the Chaperones for the Jr. Prom.
Mr. Underwood - One of the Chaperones for the Jr. Prom.

"Fire and Water"
Kirsten was waiting for Gavin to pick her up outside her house. It was a nice night out. The sun had not gone down yet and she was looking at the sun set. Gavin’s car pulled up next to her. He was so handsome in his tux. "You look amazing" said Kirsten. "So do you" Gavin replied. She got in and they left.

Faith was getting dressed. She was looking at her blonde hair. She was thinking about dying it brown like Ava's. She wanted to be Ava. She was Ava. Then the doorbell rang. She ran down stairs and got the door. It was Carter. He had flowers for Faith and he handed them to her. They took pictures with her family and then they were off to the prom. Little did Carter know that Faith’s finale part of her plan was going to go into action tonight.

Allison and Noah were just pulling up to the school. They got out of their car and they walked into the gym. There were strobe lights and disco lights and balloons and streamers and glitter falling from the ceiling. "Noah its beautiful" Allison said. "You’re beautiful" Noah replied. "Would you care to dance?" Noah asked. "I would love to" Allison replied.

Lilly and Evan were pulling up to the school. "I am going to get a table, you go and park the car" Lilly said. "Sure thing" Evan replied. Lilly got out of the car and started walking up the side walk. Evan stepped on the gas. The car blew up. Lilly felt heat on her back and she turned around just as it happen. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh" Lilly screamed. "Help, someone help" Lilly screamed. The gym teacher Mr. Underwood and Principle Wicks came running out. "Go and call 911 Mark (Mr. Underwood’s first name)" Wicks said. Underwood ran back into the building to call 911.

Kirsten and Gavin were still driving. They were 5 minutes away from the school. The sun had gone down. They were about to cross a one lane bridge. Kirsten hated this bridge you always had to wait for the car coming to get off the bridge before you could go on. They got on the bridge. They saw head lights ahead. "What is this jerk doing?" Gavin asked as he beeped the horn. The Car sped up. Gavin tried to put in in reverse but the other car was too fast. The other car slammed into Gavin’s car, sending his car into a tail spin off the bridge into the cold water.

Is Randy back? 5 down (maybe 7) 10 to go (maybe 8). Who is the killer.

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable: Wanda Sykes, Kevin James, Robin Williams
Topics: Lindsay Lohan Fired From Movie; Justin Bieber Show Cancelled Over Fan Hysteria; Kate Plus 8 Cleared By Department of Labor; Charlie Sheen Away From Wife; Paris Hilton's Ex-Boyfriend Spent 2 Million Dollars Over 18 Months on Paris; Survivor Villain Russel Hantz Arrested

11:30 - Rock the Night (R)
Stand Up on Pop Culture: Lady Gaga: "DON'T HAVE SEX", Conan O'Brien To TBS, Kate Gosselin
Tonight's Guest: Luke Wilson (Death at a Funeral)
Tonight's Musical Guest: Adam Lambert (Whataya Want From Me)
Stand Up on Politics: Upcoming Elections


TUESDAY, APRIL 27TH
8:00 - Notorious

9:00 - Pelican Cove (SERIES PREMIERE)
"Pilot"
In this episode Amber moves in with Kira, they are both lifeguards at The Palms resort. Brad and Tiki also become roommates in the same village that all the lifeguards live in called “Mystic Cove Huts”. Kira and Amber are instant friends. Amber has a secret past that she is afraid someone will find out. That night the two girls meet the two guys at this club called “Sunset”. They all hit it off and decide to stick together through this new experience. Tiki and Kira hit it off and start talking. Brad thinks Amber is hot but she has no interest in him. After the foursome goes their separate ways for the night Brad tells Tiki that he think Kira is hot and he is planning on “tapping that”. Little does Brad know that his new best bud like’s the same girl.
The next day the 3 meet on the beach while Tiki heads to the hotel kitchen. They meet with the head lifeguard who name is Jesse. Amber has a instant crush on him. He has the mature way about him that she loves.
That afternoon, Amber and Kira sit on the lifeguard stand when a Brunette by the name of Shea starts talking to them. She tells them that she likes them and that she was wondering if they would like to go to “Sunset” tonight. They tell her that that would be great. She lays her towel down on the sand to tan and they start chatting. Amber is staring at Jesse and Kira takes notice and starts teasing her about like him. Amber admits that she thinks he is cute and he is so her type. Little do the two girls know that Jesse is Shea’s man. Shea gets up and with a fake smile tells the girl that she will meet at “Sunset” later. As Shea walks away she mumbles to herself “NO bitch will ever come between me and my man. As good as my witness after tonight she will never cross me again.”
Brad was sitting on his Lifeguard stand down the beach from the girls. He was checking out the hot college freshmen who came here for the summer. He was rating them in his mind when Tiki came up to him with his surf board. Tiki told him that it was his break and he wanted to catch a few waves. Brad asked him how his sue chef job was going and Tiki told him not so good, in fact his boss was a total dick. With that Tiki went into the waves.
Shea was dressed now and knocked on her step-mother’s (Grace played by Morgan Fairchild) office door. It was at the top of the hotel and had a view of the hotel grounds. Morgan gave her permission to come in. Shea opened the door and automatically told Grace to fire the new lifeguard named Amber. Grace asked why and Shea told her it was because Amber was going to steal her boyfriend. Grace told Shea that she was not going to fire a girl just because Shea could not keep her boyfriend satisfied. Grace told Shea that what might have worked with her father will not work with Grace. Shea plopped herself down on a chair and replied in a cold tone “You mean my father that you killed?” Grace turned away from her daughter and looked down at the beach and said with s sly smile that that has never been proven. Shea got up out of her seat and told Grace that she will prove it if it kills her. Grace turns around and laughs and tells Shea that the only reason she puts up with her is because she is about to own this place and once she does she is getting Shea thrown out of the Palms. Just then the door opened and a woman in diamonds says “You my darling ex-daughter in law will never own this place, because I am back and I am back for good. The woman was none other than Marie Celia Andrew-Covington (Elizabeth Taylor).

10:00 - Black Tarmac
"Answers Mean Questions"
Scene 1
Lewis, Alexandra and Rory run off into the distance as the shooter is revealed as Brian who is now lying half dead on the ground, bleeding out after cracking his skull when he hit the ground. His terminal illness is finally getting to him.
Rory splits from Lewis and Alexandra who stop when they are confident they are now safe. Alexandra asks Lewis why he tried to have Beverly killed.
Lewis: Because, Alex, I was angry she could never love me.

Scene 2
Kate is sitting chatting to Coleen.
Coleen: I asked to leave last night. I’ve been committed. They won’t let me.
Kate: I guess were stuck with each other. You know I had a kid fathered by your husband.
Coleen bites her lip.
Coleen: He is a good man.
Kate: Is he really?
Kate moves and sits on Coleen’s knee.
Kate: Being an independent woman is what makes one beautiful, not a man on her arm. How many others do you think he’s had?
Coleen: I know for a fact he’s had more.
------------------------------------------
Damien sees Jasmine and runs up to her. She tells him she’s on her way to see her boyfriend and so he says he will walk with her.
Damien: Are you going to the formal?
Jasmine: I’m on my way to invite Clark now.
Damien: The only reason to date someone called Clark is if he’s also Superman.
The rest of the walk was mainly silence, until they reached the park where Clark was located on the swing. Damien then says unaware that he is talking about Jasmines boyfriend.
Damien: See that guy up there?
Jasmine: Yeah.
Damien: That’s my sister’s new boy. I saw them in bed together yesterday. Don’t know what she sees in him. He looks like an ass to me.
Jasmine: He is an ass.
Jasmine holds Damien’s hand and they continue walking.

Scene 3
Kate runs a bath and leaves it running as she returns to the main room where Coleen is still sitting.
Kate: Do you think you will ever forgive him?
Coleen: I’m not sure. You know, the first date we went on, he raped me.
Kate: Old habits die hard.
Coleen: But I’m too young to die.
Kate sits beside Coleen.
Kate: Maybe you’re not the habit.
Kate kisses Coleen, on the lips. Then pulls away, Coleen then kisses Kate. Kate stands up and walks towards the bathroom, removing her closes on the way. Then Coleen gets up and follows, going into the bathroom, closing the door behind her.

Scene 4
Brian was rushed to hospital but there is nothing that can be done for him. After hearing the news the family rushed to his bedside. Evelyn holds her father’s hand, he coughing on his own saliva. She leans forward:
Evelyn: Goodnight and goodbye daddy.
Gary’s arm is around Beverly, she is inconsolable. Brian signals Damien to step forward.
Brain: I know you hate this place, this city. I know you want out. But let me tell you now. You will return, no matter where you go, you always end up back here.
Damien puts his finger on Brian’s lips, then runs it down his chin. He then moves his hand down Brian’s arm, resting his hand inevitably on Brian’s.
Damien: Maybe it will be different for me…
Brian couldn’t respond, he flat lined and time suddenly slowed right down and the family are pushed backwards by doctors rushing to save him… Then Gregory shouts:
Gregory: Leave him. Why try to bring him back, forcing him to go on when he’s unable to go anywhere.
Evelyn nods and the family exit the room, each kissing Brian on the forehead as they depart.

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable: Bill Engvall, David Alan Grier, Lisa Lampanelli
Topics: UFC Fighter Tito Oritz Arrested; Lindsays Lohan's Friend Says She is a Lost Cause; Big Ben Gives Statement Regarding Suspension; Jesse James Out of Rehab, Without Wedding Ring; Donald Trump Says Bret Michaels In "Big, Big Trouble"; Randy Quaid and Wife Sent to Jail

11:30 - Rock the Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture / News Events: Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey to Renew Their Vows...Again; Stephen Hawking Warns of Aliens; Girl Wakes From Come Speaking Different Language; Whitney Houston Struggles on Stage
Tonight's Guest: Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough (Dancing with the Stars)
Tonight's Musical Guest: Selena Gomez (Naturally)
Stand Up on Politics: Chicago Wants National Guard To Help Violence


WEDNESDAY, APRIL 28TH
8:00 - $7.25 an Hour
"Episode 19"
A reality series following workers across America who get paid minimum wage for their work.
Today's episode features the following jobs: Procurement Clerks, Rehabilitation Counselors, Telephone Operators

8:30 - Million Dollar Giveaway
"Episode 8"
Current Remaining Total: $872,000
Pitch 1 - Joshua is a 34 year old heroin addict he is asking for $13,000 in order to go to rehab and get himself clean after finishing a new meaning to life and turning to religion, however his battle with heroin he is struggling to end and sees rehabilitation as the only option.
The Verdict:The panel are split. 'There are loads of heroin addicts out there, why should you be the one we help' one judge comments. However another judge opts to enforce his decision with a classical story, 'Remember that story about all the starfish washed up on the beach and a man picks up 1 starfish and throws it back in the water. Another man on the beach says "Why bother throwing one in, look how many are dying, you'll never make a big difference." The first man then replies, "No but I made a difference to that 1 starfish."' After the touching story they agree to grant the cash.
Remaining Total: $859,000
Pitch 2 - 2 teenage girls are asking for $7,000 in order to professionally record a CD demo. However they refuse to sing for the panel.
The Verdict: 'This American Idol auditions are next week' one judge jokes. They decide they cannot justify the money for them to sing, especially since 7,000 is expensive and you can easily record songs on a computer far cheaper. Also the fact they refuse to sing is another red flag. The judges reject the pitch.
Remaining Total: $859,000

9:00 - Open to the Public
"Viva Pacific Vista"
A minor temblor rolls through Southern California leaving little damage but Pacific Vista is affected in one area. A crack forms under the swimming pool and all the water drains out. It will never be repaired by the next day when the club is hosting a private pool party for the grandson of Victor Wong. Not wishing to disappoint Pacific Vista’s longest and most loyal employee Emily arranges to reserve the swimming pool at Santa Barbara’s swankiest hotel. When the children arrive at Pacific Vista Schweitzer is tasked with driving them on a bus to the resort. Typically Schweitzer gets the hotel mixed up and winds up bringing the children to the most run down motel in nearby Goleta.

Hurt by the misadventure and ruined party Wong decides he has enough of Pacific Vista and abruptly retires. Through a montage of the next month we see how the grounds at the club begin to deteriorate without Wong’s almost magical touch. Owner Emily Ironer and manager Clayton Prescott must now lure heaven and earth to get Wong to come back to the club.

In the end Megan and Marc are dispatched to Las Vegas to obtain the one thing Wong wants.

The episode ends when a private concert is staged at Pacific Vista and Wong returns to work-pleased to have had his very own Wayne Newton concert.

Wayne Newtown special guest stars. Siegfried and Roy have a cameo.

9:30 - The Online Life (RETURN)
"Feelings"
After Janet leaves the forums for sometime, the members decide to tell the truth on how they really feel about her. Anthony says that Janet and her husband are nothing but liars, and should be banned from the forums. Jerry, upset after losing his job a few months ago as the mall santa, lets all his feelings out and says Janet is a compulsive liar. Meanwhile, after spending four months away from the boards, Johnny returns and tries to make nice with the forum members. Realizing Johnny may not have lied after all, they all welcome him back with open arms. Afterwards, Johnny also releases his true feelings for Janet, saying that she is the main reason he left the boards. As soon as Johnny posts his message, Janet sees it and asks why Johnny is back. The chat room goes silent as Janet sits behind her computer, mad that her plan may be forever ruined.

10:00 - Daddy's Little Princess
"9 Months Later"
9 months later

Scene 1 – Maternal Ward

Jenny is screaming her lungs out. 9 months pregnancy is over: this is it. The labour has arrived. There is no family around her, just the medical team.

Midwife
Push Jenny Push. Just a little bit further, come on. You’re nearly there.

Jenny
I’M TRYING! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Midwife
Come on, just a little further. And…. There….. it’s a baby girl.

Jenny collapses onto her hospital bed, exhausted. The sounds of two babies crying makes her smile for the first time in years.

Midwife
Twins, eh? A boy and a girl, what you want to call them?

Jenny
Too… tired.

Midwife
Of course, sorry. Get a bit carried away, still love the job after 40 years.

Jenny
What’s your name?

Midwife
Helen.

Jenny
That’s… the girl’s… name sorted then.

Midwife
That’s the sweetest thing. Would you like to hold them?

Jenny
Yeah, okay.

The midwife goes to get the two babies and hands over one.

Midwife
That’s the girl.

Jenny
Hi Helen, you’re adorable.

Midwife
And here’s the boy.

Jenny
What shall we call you then little one? Jimmy sounds like… like…

Midwife
Something the matter?

Jenny
Take him away! TAKE HIM AWAY!

Midwife
Wh-wh- what’s wrong?

Jenny
No please… just take him away… he’s not my baby, take him. Take him away.

Midwife
Okay, I think these two little ‘uns need to be tucked away. (taking the babies from Jenny) Need to wait for Mummy to come and take them home, don’t you? Oh yes you do, oh yes you do. Aww bless ‘em.

Jenny
I don’t want him.

Midwife
But they’re your bab-

Jenny
No. I’ll take the girl, the boy can stay.

Midwife (suddenly stern)
That’s against regulations. He can’t stay here, this is a hospital not a children’s home.

Jenny
Fine, I’ll take him to a children’s home. He can… be adopted… or something. Yeah that’s what I’ll do.

Midwife
What’s wrong with him? He’s adorable.

Jenny
Look at his eyes! Look! They’re…. his!

Midwife
Who’s?
Jenny
The… father’s.

Midwife
Oh. I see. Well, this child is innocent. If the father of this child decided not to stick by you, that’s shame on him but don’t bring the chil-

Jenny
You don’t understand!

Midwife
No? Maybe I understand more than you think I do. I have been doing this job for 40 years after all.

Jenny
You don’t.

Midwife
These babies need sleep, I will check up on you later. Maybe then you’ll have a rethink about what you’re doing.

The midwife leaves, leaving Jenny alone. She begins to cry, the boy reminds her too much of… him… life is so unfair.

END OF SCENE

Scene 2 – Jenny’s house

Jenny’s mum and dad are arguing; they’ve been arguing constantly for 9 months.

Mum
Tell me it’s not true, tell me it isn’t!

Dad
It’s not. She’s lying.

Mum
TELL THE TRUTH

Dad
I am! If you don’t believe me, what does that mean? You don’t trust me, is that it? We’ve been together for 26 years, long before Jenny came along. I haven’t touched the girl. She’s lying to get out of trouble and it’s working because you’re too busy arguing with me!

Mum
If… I find out you’re lying… I’ll… I’ll kill you…

There is a knock on the door and Mum goes to answer it.

Mum
Jenny? Jenny? Is that you?

Jenny (walking into the living room)
I didn’t come to stay. I wanted to show you proof. Here.

She hands over her baby boy to Mum, who takes him straight away, delightful.

Mum
Aww isn’t he adorable? What you called him?

Jenny
Nothing. Just look at him!

Mum
I had a friend called Jimmy, died a few years back, bless ‘im. We could call him Jimmy.

Jenny
LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT HIS EYES!

Dad comes over to take a look, Jenny can’t bear to look at him.

Dad
Don’t know what you’re talking about. You’ve got a nerve coming here, young lady. Making up hurtful lies. You’ve tore this family apart.

Jenny
YOU LIAR! LOOK AT HIS EYES, MUM. You can see… (pointing at Dad) HIM! The evil… the… the…

Mum
I see… nothing evil. Just an adorable little boy. You’ve taken this story too far, tell us the truth, who’s the real dad? Honestly, we won’t shout. Girls make mistakes sometimes. This ‘rape’ story is ridiculous.

Jenny
If you don’t believe me, I have nothing more to say to you. I don’t know how you can both wake up in the morning, how you can live with yourselves. You! For abusing your daughter and… You! For not believing in her when she needed you most. Goodbye.

END OF SCENE

Scene 3 – Jenny’s flat

Jenny is now living in a grotty little hotel, the windows boarded over to cover the cracks, surviving on barely anything. Helen is crying in the corner, she is hungry. Jenny can’t afford much. The phone starts to ring.

Jenny (picking up the phone)
Hello?

Dad
It’s yer Dad, come pick up yer little brat.

Jenny
Never ring me again!

Dad
There’s something else.

Jenny
What?

Dad
It’s yer mum. She’s… she’s…

Jenny
What?!

Dad
Killed herself.

END OF EPISODE

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable: Drew Carey, Cedric the Entertainer, Whoopi Goldberg
Topics: Tiki Barber Blindsided By Divorce Papers; Jon and Kate Gosselin Ordered To Parenting Classes; Another Contestant Kicked off Dancing with the Stars; Joan Rivers Says Heidi Montag Looks Fine; Michael Jackson's Mother Kicks Some Kids Out of House; Matt Damons Wife Pregnant with Fourth Child; Nick Cannon Doesn't Mind Mr. Carey Lable

11:30 - Rock the Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture / News Events: Courtney Love Says She Slept with Gavin Rossdale, Even When With Gwen Stefani; Lindsay Lohan Says She Will Stop Partying; Celebrity Kids
Tonight's Guest: Monica Potter (Parenthood)
Tonight's Musical Guest: Spose (I'm Awesome)
Stand Up on Politics: Alabama Governor Candidate Says, "This is Alabama, We Speak English."


THURSDAY, APRIL 29TH
8:00 - Divergent Point
"Fault Lines"
ORIGINAL HISTORY: 1906 San Francisco is devastated by a massive earthquake. Geophry Todd Smithers, the wealthy turn of the century financier is buried in the rubble in his collapsed mansion. Smithers was alone in the mansion because his wife and children were with his wife’s family in New York City. Only his servants were in the house and they were all killed except a Chinese immigrant woman hired the day before to do laundry who by chance was bilingual . Knowing where Smithers was trapped she was able to lead rescuers to Smithers and pull him from the rubble.


DIVERGENT POINT: A subtle change in the time line leads to a different immigrant woman being hired who speaks no English and is not able to communicate to rescuers that Smithers is trapped let alone where he is.

MISSION: Project Physician Claire Yang and Senator Blanchard’s aide Chesley Armitage have just finished making love in her quarters and are engaging in talk about their plan to take control of the project. Claire says she is very close to recruiting someone who will be key to have on their side when there is a knock on the door.
In an attempt to keep their relationship on the down low she shoos Armitage into the bathroom.

At the door she finds Jax. To her bewilderment she is asked to get dressed and is escorted to the mission briefing conference room. There she is horrified to find out that Bannister, Zoe, and Saxon have just come up with a plan that she must accompany Saxon to 1906 to make sure Yang becomes the new employee and lead the rescuers to Smithers. Yang demands to know what is so important about Smithers that saving his life is a Divergent Point worth eliminating.

Zoe patiently explains is that Smithers company will eventually merge with a chemical company that will eventually morph into industrial giant Chem Co. With Smithers dead Chem Co never gets off the ground. Decades after his death in place of a Chem Co Plant in Bhopal India Union Carbide builds a plant instead…a plant that malfunctions in December 1984 leading to the deaths of 1000’s of Indian citizens any one of them which could be important in perhaps playing a role that prevents the civilization destroying cataclysm the team hopes will be eliminated when they reverse the unknown critical Divergent Point.

Yang who has never time travelled before is in a near panic but Saxon assures her he will be with her and things will be all right. Yang demands to know how she is going to be all right if she has to live through the great San Francisco quake. Zoe tells her they know exactly when it will strike and Yang just needs to position herself somewhere out in the open where it is safe.

In the few hours before they Keyhole a panicked Yang goes to Armitage and says he’s got to get Regan to use her influence with the Keyhole team to get her out of this. Armitage is angry about Claire being sent back as well but wonders if it won’t tip their hand that the two are close and possibly cause their plan to take over Keyhole for an escape before the temporal shielding collapses. Yang reminds him that he’s a Washington insider wheeler and dealer and surely he can convince Regan.

Unfortunately for Yang Armitage fails and she finds herself in 1906. Saxon launches his role in the plan and diverts the actual woman who was reporting to the mansion for the job. Putting Yang in a cab to Telegraph Hill he pays the woman off with gold coins not to go to the mansion of Smithers. Unfortunately during the pay off he is spied by the woman’s brother who is in a Chinese gang and is taken hostage by the gang who believe there is more gold to be had from the man.

Not knowing what happen to Saxon Yang reports to Smithers who is not at all suspicious as all he knew about the new help was that she was a Chinese woman…though he is a little surprised to find her able to speak English and fluently. Yang, a native Chicagoan, actually has to work at putting a Chinese accent on her words.

Yang fulfills her role when the quake hits and the mansion collapses. She successfully leads the rescuers to the spot at the side of the house where Smithers had fallen asleep in his study the night before and the man is rescued. While no on is looking she pockets several shares of stock she sees in the rubble of stock that comes from the company Smithers will eventually merge with Chem Co.

Terror grips Yang when Saxon fails to show at the rendezvous spot. She must now make her way through the destroyed San Francisco landscape to the building where she left Saxon paying off the immigrant woman. The building is in flames but she calls out to Saxon who is on the second floor tied up. His kidnappers are dead, killed by a falling beam. Yang climbs up a water pipe and frees him allowing them to Keyhole back to 2039.

Yang is congratulated by the team but in private afterwards she is seething that her life was ever placed in such jeopardy. Armitage asks why she saved Saxon’s life as he is a looming obstacle in their plan to commandeer the project. She retorts what choice did she have-Saxon had the Keyhole trigger. If he died she would have been trapped in 1906. Yang tells him there is good news. If by some miracle the team manages to restore civilization and they can leave the project they will be very rich and she shows him the stock which would now be worth millions. Armitage congratulates her on her foresight…this time another knock on the door comes but they know who it is. Gunnar Nordenson still angry over the deaths of his fellow security guards killed in the pilot episode to Yang and Armitage’s delight has decided to throw in with them in their plot against Project Keyhole.

9:00 - Locked (NEW NIGHT)
"Episode 12"
A new thrilling game show, Locked, created and produced by Mark Burnett, will feature three contestants trying to open a locked safe. With a five-number lock, through games and trivia the contestants get numbers in hope of un-locking the lock and therefore winning prizes.

Three contestants, one locked safe. Paige Davis hosts leading the contestants in various trivia and contestants in hopes of getting clues to unlocking the safe and winning the prizes inside. If the contestants unlock it before the end of the show they get whatever the prizes are inside.
TONIGHT'S TRIVIA FOCUSES ON: Musicians of the 1970's
CONTESTANTS COMBO GUESS: 12-23-8-14-20
CORRECT COMBO: 12-26-8-14-19
RESULT: Contestants DO NOT unlock the safe. They walk away with nothing.

9:30 - Locked (NEW NIGHT)
"Episode 13"
A new thrilling game show, Locked, created and produced by Mark Burnett, will feature three contestants trying to open a locked safe. With a five-number lock, through games and trivia the contestants get numbers in hope of un-locking the lock and therefore winning prizes.

Three contestants, one locked safe. Paige Davis hosts leading the contestants in various trivia and contestants in hopes of getting clues to unlocking the safe and winning the prizes inside. If the contestants unlock it before the end of the show they get whatever the prizes are inside.
TONIGHT'S TRIVIA FOCUSES ON: NFL
CONTESTANTS COMBO GUESS: 3-28-32-5-13
CORRECT COMBO: 3-28-32-5-13
RESULT: Contestants DO unlock the safe. They walk away with 42'' flat screen television, a $5,000 gas card, and $10,000 cash.

10:00 - You've Got the Wrong Man!
"Episode 30"
SEGMENT 1: This segment covers the infamous “Death by Stalker” headlines from the late 1990’s. Boyd Petrie Wayne will never see the outside of a California prison for his murder of upcoming star Megan Kirpatrick star of the FAMILY HOLIDAY movie series. Arrested multiple times for stalking Kirpatrick, when her strangled body was found on the deck of her Malibu home authorities made a bee line for Wayne. Wayne claims it was actually another stalker who was equally obsessed with Megan that he actually ran into on several occasions while staking out Megan’s condo in hope of getting a glimpse of her. Wayne’s case has little chance for appeal as the other stalker identified as Paul Henry Jarrett died in one of the California wildfires that swept the canyons outside of LA while he was stalking his new obsession and ABC soap star who had a home in the canyons.

SEGMENT 2: Freedom comes after fifteen long years in a Ohio penitentiary when accused rapist Mark Scott is set free after his victim now a Born Again Christian finally recants her story about the rape saying it was actually consensual sex but she lied about it because Scott owed her money and sending him to prison seemed the best way to alleviate her problem.

SEGMENT 3: Clarke Duncan adamantly insists he did not kidnap and murder his next door neighbors six year old in 1989. Police say different but Duncan’s lawyers insist there is no physical evidence tying him to the crime and that he was unfairly profiled as a single 50 year old man still living at home with his mother. Duncan pleads to viewers if anyone has any information on the death of Anika Branche to come forward.

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable: Joan Rivers, Tina Fey, Larry the Cable Guy
Topics: Sandra Bullock Files For Divorce; Sandra Bullock Adopted A Baby Three Months Ago; Michael Lohan Threatens War Against Dina Lohan; Jon Gosselin Drops Custody Case Against Kate Gosselin; Tiger Woods Explains Why He Was At Nickelback Concert; China Opens Obama Nightclub; Woman Delivers Baby On Side of Highway

11:30 - Rock the Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture / News Events: Sandra Bullock Divorce/Adoption, The Gosselins, and Celebrity Adoptions
Tonight's Guest: Jacki Earle Haley (Nightmare on Elm Street)
Tonight's Musical Guest: Jay-Z (Young Forever)
Stand Up on Politics: Census


FRIDAY, APRIL 30TH
8:00 - Reality Update
"Episode 15"
PIFN goes through the week to take a look at the mistakes and funny moments from daytime, primetime, and late night.
This Week: America's Next Top Model, The Amazing Race, American Idol, The Biggest Loser, Celebrity Apprentice, The City, Entertainment Tonight, Fly Girls, High Society, The Hills, The Insider, Inside Edition, Kendra, The Marriage Ref, Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains, Tyra, The View and much more!

9:00 - Dr. Heart (R)
"The Hardest Part of Life"
After learning that Jane died from her cancer, Dr. Heart rushes to her hospital room to get the note that the nurse said Jane had written for him. When he arrives at the room, he walks in and sees Jane, lying on the bed in a deep sleep, forever. He asks the nurse for the note, and she hands it to him. He opens up the note and begins to read....Dear Douglas, I don't have much time left, but I am using all of it to write this note. Tell Lauren that I will always love her, and that I forgive her for anything she has ever done wrong. Douglas, when you and Lauren were married, you always supported me and were always glad to give me help when I needed it. You have always done so much for me, so now I will do something for you. I will tell your little boy that he has the greatest parents in the world, and that they loved him more than anything. I love you and Lauren more than anything in the world. Love, Jane.... Dr. Heart folds the note, slides down against the wall and begins to cry.
After composing himslelf, Dr. Heart decides to head to see Lauren at the hospital. When he arrives, the doctors have bad news, Lauren isn't going to make it. The doctors tell Dr. Heart that his wife has internal bleeding in her brain as a result from the hit and run. The doctors infrom Dr. Heart that Lauren is on the machine at the moment, and as soon as the plug is pulled, she will die. Dr. Heart tells the doctors Lauren will stay on the machine as he knows she will fight through it. Dr. Heart walks away from the doctors, and heads into Lauren's room. Dr. Heart sits beside Lauren, and holds her hand telling her how much he loves her. As soon as he finishes telling Lauren that he loves her, he decides to do what is right. He calls in the doctors and asks them to take Lauren off the machine. They ask Dr. Heart why the sudden change, and he tells them that Lauren never wanted to be on a machine. They ask him if he is sure, and Dr. Heart replies with a simple, yes. As the doctors walk towards the machine, Dr. Heart holds onto Laurens hand and begins to cry. Within a minute of turning off the machine, Lauren dies. Dr. Heart continues to hold Laurens hand and begins to cry the hardest he has cried since his son died. Dr. Heart stays next to Lauren until the doctors tell him that they must take her body. Dr. Heart agrees, and watches Lauren go off with the doctors. Dr. Heart begins to breakdown again, and falls to the ground.
Three days later, and it is the day of Lauren and Jane's funeral. Dr. Heart planned for both Lauren and Jane to have the same funeral, and to be buried next to each other. Doctors from all over the world have come to the funeral to tell Dr. Heart that they are sorry for both of his loses. With over 500 people in the Church, the funeral for Lauren and Jane begins. Dr. Heart can't help himself, and begins to cry hysterically. He screams, "WHY, WHY THEM AND NOT ME!" Jennifer, Dr. Hearts assistant, hugs Dr. Heart and tells him to let it all out. Jennifer can't help but cry too at this point. As the funeral ends, Lauren and Jane are taken to the hearse, waiting to be taken to the cemetery. After the long procession to the cemetery, they finally arrive. Lauren and Jane's bodies are laid next to their graves, and a small, private, funeral begins. Dr. Heart begins to cry again and can't believe that everyone in his life that he loved is gone. After the funeral at the cemetery ends, Dr. Heart stands next to Lauren's casket for over three hours talking to her. Dr. Heart leaves the cemetery, and returns to his house, crying throughout the night.

10:00 - Dr. Heart - THE FINAL TWO EPISODES!
"For Lauren"
After taking two weeks off from work, Dr. Heart decides that he must return to try and live a normal life again. When he returns, his team welcomes him back with open arms and give their condolences to him once again. He thanks them all for their kind words, and tells them its time to get back to work. The team agrees, and they head to Dr. Heart's office to prepare for the next surgery. The next surgery is for a 37 year old man, Martin, who has had numerous heart attacks in his short life. The surgery is expected to lower his chances of another heart attack, and live a longer, healthier life.
After some time with his team, Dr. Heart heads into the Martin's room and tells him about the surgery. Martin tells Dr. Heart he is scared, and doesn't think he will make it through the surgery. Dr. Heart asks Martin why he feels this way, but he can't tell him. Dr. Heart tells him it is good to let everything out before surgery as it helps you relax better. Martin thinks about what Dr. Heart says, and agrees to tell him. Martin tells Dr. Heart that he may have killed a woman a few weeks back. He says he was driving without his headlights on, and hit a woman in front of a restaurant. Dr. Heart stops and thinks back for a moment; Martin is talking about killing Lauren! Dr. Heart can not believe he is looking at the man who killed his beloved Lauren. Dr. Heart tells Martin that God will forgive him for what he has done, and the surgery will go well. Martin thanks Dr. Heart, and lies back down on his bed, ready for surgery. Dr. Heart knows he has lied to Martin...
It's time for the surgery, and Dr. Heart heads into the operating room with his team. After an hour of surgery everything is going smoothly, until Dr. Heart decides to move forward with his plan. Knowing he is at the most delicate part of the heart, Dr. Heart takes a scalpel and cuts small holes into Martin's heart. Jennifer, part of Dr. Hearts team, notices what he is doing, and pulls the scalpel away from him. The rest of Dr. Hearts team pulls him away from the operating table, and starts asking him what the hell he is doing. As soon as he opens his mouth, Martin flatlines with blood pouring out of his chest. Dr. Heart falls to the ground, crying. Dr. Hearts team turns around and asks him why he cut Martin's heart. Dr. Heart simply says, "He killed her. He killed her."
The screen fades to black...

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable: Keenen Ivory Wayans, Sarah Silverman, Patton Oswalt
Topics: Sandra Bullock Adoption; Rielle Hunter Speaks On Oprah!; Tiger Woods Not Doing So Hot On The Course; Gilbert Arenas Faces More Gun Charges; Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz Makeup; Lindsay Lohan Says Sister Is Fine; Space Balloon Crashes in Australia

11:30 - Rock the Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture / News Events: Rielle Hunter on Oprah, Sandra Bullock Divorce, Lindsay Lohan a Mess
Tonight's Guest: Jim Parsons (The Big Bang Theory)
Tonight's Musical Guest: Barenaked Ladies
Stand Up on Politics: Financial Reform

Next week the series finale of DR. HEART will air. On May 14th, SURVIVORS: REVISITED will return for three more episodes, and CELEBRITY GUESS WHO? will return in the 10pm timeslot. REALITY UPDATE will continue to air at 9pm.

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MONDAY, MAY 3RD
8:00 - Sisterhood
"Time For Our Parents To Know"
Last Time On Sisterhood...
Elizabeth got a sonogram, and realized Anthony would be a good father.

This Time On Sisterhood...
With both Bridget and Elizabeth pregnant, they decide it is a good time to let their parents know. When they arrive they are shocked that both of their daughters called and wanted them to visit. Thier mother, Kathy, notices that Elizabeth already has a small bump and askes her if she is pregnant. Elizabeth is hesitant at first, but then admits she is pregnant. Their father, Henry, is shocked that Elizabeth is pregnant, and asks who the father is. Elizabeth tells her parents that Bridgets ex-high school boyfriend, Anthony, is the father. Kathy and Henry can't believe their ears as they hated Anthony from the moment they met him. Elizabeth tells her parents that Anthony, while still a bit out of it, is changing his ways. Bridget tells her parents that Anthony is doing everything he can to help, and will be here when the baby arrives. Bridget then tells her parents she has news of her own. Noticing that Marc is not home, Kathy runs up to Bridget, tells her her everything will be okay, and hugs her as tight as she can. Kathy tells Bridget that divroce happens to everyone, and that she will be fine. Bridget pushes Kathy away and tells her Marc didn't leave. Kathy looks at her confused, and asks her what the news is. Bridget tells her parents that she is also pregnant. Kathy and Henry stare at Bridget and Elizabeth in amazement; twin sisters pregnant at the same time. Kathy and Henry hug both of their daughters and tell them they can't wait to be grandparents of two little babies. Elizabeth backs away from the hug, and says "three little babies".
To Be Continued...

8:30 - Gated Community
"Positive and Negative"
Brian’s wife Samantha and Spencer’s wife Tara are sitting at a table in Samantha and Brian’s kitchen sharing a cup of coffee together. The two appear to be deep in conversation with one another, that is until a sweaty Brian and his son Seamus enter from outside. They have been throwing the baseball around on a lazy Saturday morning. The two women suddenly clam up when Brian and Seamus enter, while Tara becomes uncomfortable and tells Samantha that they will “talk later”. Brian doesn’t immediately think anything of Tara’s behavior; he kisses Samantha and heads upstairs to shower.
Brian emerges from the bathroom, clad in a towel and drying his hair, while Samantha is sitting on the bed talking on her cell phone. As soon as he enters, Samantha cuts off the conversation and hangs up. Samantha tries to cover up, telling Brian that the phone call was a wrong number and quickly leaves the room. Making sure she is gone, Brian looks at his wife’s cell phone and notices that the last call came from Tara Connor.
A couple days later, Brian catches Samantha chatting on-line and when he leans over to see who she is talking to, Samantha quickly closes the laptop and attempts to change the subject. At Spencer’s bowling alley, Brian shares his concerns with the other guys - Nate, Spencer, and Duncan. Spencer has no idea why Samantha would be talking to his wife, while Nate (naturally) wonders if Samantha and Tara “have a thing going”. Nate tells Brian that if that is indeed what is going on, he’s a lucky man and should take advantage of the situation. He laments “the closest I ever get to a three-way is when the dog comes into the bedroom and watches us”; realizing that Brian could live out every guy’s fantasy - a three-way with two women - Nate tells Brian “I hate you!”.
Brian is shaving in the bathroom and goes to change the razor. He opens up the medicine cabinet and notices an open pregnancy test box. Curious, and making sure Samantha is nowhere nearby, he takes the test out of the box. It’s been used, and it’s positive! Brian quickly confides in his friends that Samantha may be pregnant, a prospect that scares him. Realizing that the dream of a three-way is dead, Nate sulks, “I knew it was too good to be true”.
Brian, Nate, and Spencer are watching an NBA game in Brian’s living room when they run out of chips. Nate passes the bowl to Brian, insinuating that he should go re-fill it. Brian goes into the kitchen for more chips when he notices thru the window that Samantha and Tara are talking on the patio. He opens the sliding glass door and confronts the two women. Brian admits to seeing the pregnancy test and assures Samantha that she can tell him anything. Samantha and Tara eyeball each other nervously and Samantha reassures Brian that “it isn’t what you think”. By now, Spencer and Nate have gotten restless for more chips and Spencer goes to investigate the hold-up. He notices Brian, Samantha, and Tara on the patio and listens in. Samantha confesses that she bought the pregnancy test, but she didn’t use it. Tara is the one who used the test and it is Tara who is pregnant. Shocked at the news, Spencer faints.

9:00 - Rosie - THE FINAL EPISODES
"Labor Pains"
Scarlet is worried that her baby is a couple days past due, but her fiancé Mike and mother Rosie tell her that nothing is wrong. Scarlet was a whole two weeks late, Rosie reminds her. Meanwhile, Rosie and Viki have a wedding to plan. Scarlet wants to marry Mike before the baby is due, and its shaping up to be a race to see which one - the marriage or the baby - happens first.
It looks like the baby will win out when Scarlet goes into labor, causing chaos among those around her as they scramble to get her to the hospital. While at the hospital, waiting to her any word on their daughter and grandchild, Rosie and Ronnie reminisce about their own hectic journey to the hospital when Scarlet was born. Among the flashback highlights, Ronnie and his mother-in-law Harper argue about taking a short-cut to the hospital (which actually takes them longer to get there) and Ronnie has to take over and deliver his baby when the fresh-out-of-medical school obstetrician faints during the delivery.
When Rosie and Ronnie’s stroll down memory lane is over, they learn that they will have to wait a little longer to welcome their new grandson or granddaughter: Scarlet’s labor was actually a false labor.

9:30 - Life Happens - THE FINAL EPISODES
"Always a Bridesmaid"
Last time on LIFE HAPPENS…Val’s divorce was finalized while she argued with Reg over what last name their child will get…Melody decides to give up on her fantasy of being with Markus again, but calls out his name while making love to Owen.

Melody and Owen (guest star Thomas Ian Nicholas) have a serious heart-to-heart discussion about her feelings for him and Markus after she says Markus’s name while in bed with Owen. Melody confesses that she has tried to get Markus out of her mind, especially since he is now engaged, but can’t seem to shake him. The situation is further complicated when Melody admits that she also has feelings for Owen. Owen, however, doesn’t want to share Melody with anyone, especially Markus and delivers an ultimatum: Melody has to choose. For the moment, she decides to chose neither.
Ivonne continues to examine her relationship with Eric (guest star Steve Sandvoss) when he wants her to meet his parents, who are in town to see him in a play - where he wears women’s clothes. Val is in the process of moving in with Ivonne, now that her divorce is final, and gets an unexpected invite from Reg to live with him.
At the offices of "Couture" magazine, Melody is surprised to be called into Markus’ office and is further shocked when Markus’ fiancé, Nina (guest star Minnie Driver) asks her to be her maid of honor.

10:00 - A Killer Comeback
The Characters:
Stana - The only survivor of Killer Island. She is plagued with nightmares from the first murder spree. <--- DEAD
Lilly - The actress in the school. She is feeling the heat from the new actress in school, Isabella. <--- MAYBE DEAD
Carter - The quarterback of Central. He loves the girls but they don't like him.
Kirsten - The normal girl of the bunch. She is Stana's new best friend. <--- MAYBE DEAD
Allison - The "Most Beautiful Girl" in school.
Ava - The popular girl at Central. She will do anything to keep it that way. Anything. <--- DEAD
Evan - The runningback of the football team. He is Carters best friend but secretly hates him with a passion. He would love to see Carter die!
Isabella - The new girl in school who is also actress. She is better then Lilly, and Lilly knows it. <--- DEAD
Gavin - The nice guy. He is the one girls should want, but they don’t. <--- MAYBE DEAD
Noah - The really bad, bad boy.
Hunter - The male lead in all the plays. He is a druggy and it is starting to cut into his acting life. He will do anything to get drugs. <--- DEAD
Faith - The Best friend to Ava. She would love to be Ava.
Principle Wicks - The Principal of Central.
Mrs. Mia - One of the Chaperones for the Jr. Prom.
Mr. Underwood - One of the Chaperones for the Jr. Prom.

"Right on Track"
Kristen awoke in a car that was filling with water. The car was floating to the bottom of the river. She looked over at Gavin. He had a giant gash that went from one ear to the other. She tried to open the door. She couldn't. So she took off her heel and started to smash the window with it. She knew that once the window opened the water would rush in. Then the window broke. She swam out of the car. Her dress was weighing her down. She had to swim even harder because of it. She reached the surface. She gasped for air. She was safe. She swam to the bank. She tried to walk but her legs were too tired. So she fell and lay on the ground. She was so tired. She wanted to just sleep. Then she heard something. She got up. Then someone came out of the bushes. "Who is there?" Kirsten asked. Then a blade came at her stomach. It ripped her dress, but not her stomach. Kirsten ran into the woods. She was trying to figure out who that person was. She kept running. Then out of nowhere a branch hit her in the head and sent her to the ground.

Lilly was still outside with police. "Did you see how this happened?" a officer asked. "No I didn't, I want to know who did this!" Lilly shouted. "We will find out as soon as we can" the officer said. Lilly started to cry.

Allison and Noah were dancing. "I am so happy you came tonight" Noah said. "Me to" Allison replied.

Faith was busy pining Carter to the bathroom stall with her tongue. They were making out. Then Carter took Faiths shirt of and they started "doing it". "Ohhhhhhhh Faith" Carter said. "Call me Ava" Faith replied. "Wait what did you say?" Carter said. "I said call me Ava" Faith said. "But you are not Ava" Carter said. "Ya I am" Faith said. "You are crazy" Carter said as he zipped up his fly and left the bathroom.

Principle Wicks was in his office trying to get a paper done. He could not concentrate because of the loud music coming from the gym. "Damn Kids" Wicks said. Then all of a sudden a rusty pipe went through the back of his chair and through his stomach. Blood started coming out of his mouth. Then the killer started to movie the pipe around in his bowels. The killer left Wicks there to bleed to death and Wicks soon did just that.

Everyone was dancing. Then the whole school went black. Everyone started to scream. "Don't panic" Mrs. Mia said. "Everything will be fine" she added. "Mark (Mr. Underwood) go and see what the deal is" Mrs. Mia said. Mark left the gym to see what was going on.

Faith found herself alone in the dark in the bathroom. She thought she heard footsteps. She stood up. "Anyone there?" she asked. Then someone took her by the shoulders and threw her against the mirror. The mirror shattered on the floor. Faith was on the floor. Blood was all over and in her blond hair. She got up. She started to limp towards the door. "Helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllpppppp pppp ppppppppp" Faith screamed. No one heard her because of the music. The killer picked up a piece of glass and started to fallow her. She was almost to the door. The killer took her by the hair and threw her back on the floor. She kicked the killer in the shin. She got up and head butted the killer. The killer fell back. Faith started for the door. The killer grabbed her ankle. She fell face first onto some glass. Her face was all cut up. She started to crawl. She was not going to give up. Then the killer took the glass and stabbed her in the back. The killer kept stabbing until she stopped crawling. She was still breathing. The killer flipped her over and stabbed her in the head.

Kirsten woke up. She had a really bad pain in her head. She tried to get up but she could not. She looked down and she noticed she was tied to something. She finally realized that she was tied to railroad tracks.

8 down 7 to go. Is randy back? Who is the killer?

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable: Keenen Ivory Wayans, Sarah Silverman, Patton Oswalt
Topics: Sandra Bullock Adoption; Rielle Hunter Speaks On Oprah!; Tiger Woods Misses Cut; Gilbert Arenas Faces More Gun Charges; Lindsay Lohan Says Sister Is Fine; Chely Wright First Major Country Star To Come Out; Obama at Comedy Event

11:30 - Rock the Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture / News Events: Rielle Hunter on Oprah, Sandra Bullock Divorce, Lindsay Lohan a Mess
Tonight's Guest: Jim Parsons (The Big Bang Theory)
Tonight's Musical Guest: Barenaked Ladies
Stand Up on Politics: Financial Reform


TUESDAY, MAY 4TH
8:00 - Notorious
"The Bell Witch/Chester Gillette"
THE BELL WITCH: It has often been said, “who doesn’t like a good ghost story”, but the legend of Tennessee’s infamous Bell Witch is said to be the most documented haunting in American history. The story is backed up by eyewitness accounts, signed affidavits, and manuscripts written by those who experienced the haunting first hand. The mysterious case of the Bell Witch was even labeled “America’s Greatest Ghost Story” by psychologist and researcher Dr. Nandor Fodor.
In the early 1800s, John Bell moved his family from North Carolina and settled in Robertson County, Tennessee, near the future location of the city of Adams, Tennessee. Over the next several years, Bell built a large house for his family and bought large tracts of land, eventually totaling more than 300 acres. Over time, Bell became involved in the local community - even becoming an elder at the Baptist church - and had three more children. In 1817, while inspected his corn field, Bell came across an odd looking animal in a row of corn. Startled by the animal, which was reported to have the body of a dog, but the head of a rabbit, Bell fired several shots at it and the animal vanished. The events later that evening could give rise to the legend of the Bell Witch.
When John Bell sat down with his family for dinner hours after encountering the weird dog/rabbit animal, the family heard sounds coming from outside, sounds of someone or something beating on the outside walls of their log house. The sounds would continue in both frequency and force each night. Bell and his older sons tried in vain to catch the person(s) responsible for the noise, but their efforts proved futile. In addition to the noises, the Bell children started to wake up during the night with tales of rats gnawing the bedposts with pillows and bed sheets being tossed about their bedrooms. As if that were not enough, the Bell family soon complained of hearing soft, almost whispering voices, described as that of an old woman singing hymns. The encounters, more a nuisance than anything else, soon escalated. The Bell’s youngest daughter, Betsy, soon experienced her hair being pulled and the “ghost” would slap her so hard that welts would appear on her body and hand prints mysteriously appeared on her face. The Bell Witch wasn’t particular about who is harassed. When John Bell invited his neighbors to spend the night, they were subjected to the same menacing treatment as Bell’s family.
Over time, the spirit became more and more emboldened. The voice, once a whispering voice, became loud and their words unmistakable. The spirit would quote Bible scripture, sing hymns, carry on conversations, and even quoted word-for-word two sermons preached at the same time on the same day, thirteen miles apart.
By 1819, the hysteria surrounding the Bell Witch spread all across Tennessee and the South, even attracting the attention of Tennessee politician and Major General Andrew Jackson. Jackson (whom three of Bell’s sons had served under while in the military) decided to spend the night at the Bell mansion and witness the ghostly happenings himself. However, the spirit was no more hospitable to Jackson and his entourage. After, literally, kicking one of the men traveling with Jackson out of the Bell home, the party was spotted en route to Nashville the next day.
The evil spirit apparently enjoyed playing matchmaker too. When Betsy Bell became engaged, the spirit tormented her and her fiancé to the point where the engagement - which the spirit disapproved of, for unknown reasons - was called off. Despite inhabiting his home, the spirit was especially disdainful of John Bell. After a prolonged episode of bad health, Bell died in December 1820. After his death, a vial of liquid was found in a cupboard and the spirit boasted that it had used the liquid to kill Bell. When one of Bell’s sons gave a portion of the liquid to the family cat, it too died. In frustration, the son threw the vial into the fireplace, were it burst into a bright, bluish colored flame and evaporated up the chimney. The spirit even taunted those gathered for Bell’s funeral until the last mourner had left. After the death of John Bell, the spirit seemed to leave the family alone, but gave Bell’s widow, Lucy, an eerie premonition in 1821: it would return in seven years. True to its word, the spirit returned in 1828, but was more civil to the Bell family this time around. The entity spent most of its attention on John Bell, Jr. with whom it reportedly discussed such heady topics as the origin of life, religion, and even gave dire predictions for the United States, including predictions of a coming civil war. The spirit stayed for three and then left, with a promise to return in 107 years to the most direct descendent of John Bell, Sr. In 1935, 107 years after the spirit’s 1828 visit, the most direct descendent of John Bell, Sr. was Nashville Dr. Charles B. Bell. While Bell published a book about the Bell Witch in 1934, he never revealed if the spirit kept its promise and visited. Dr. Bell died in 1945.
The Bell Witch - or something - continues to be present near Adams, Tennessee to this day. People still report the faint sounds of people talking or children playing and some report dancing lights present in the fields at night. The “spirit” even makes regular appearances in photographs, in the form of mist, light orbs, and faint human-like figures not present when the photos were taken. The cause of the events of the early 1800s at the Bell family estate remain as much a mystery today as they did then, with virtually no agreement on who, or what, the famous Bell Witch is.

CHESTER GILLETTE: While not on the same level as the Rockefellers or the Astors, Chester Gillette was born in a comfortable family in 1883. Considering his privileged childhood, few people would have predicted that he would be strapped into an electric chair just 25 years later. Gillette’s childhood was nomadic; his parents, both of whom were deeply religious, had renounced their material possessions and joined the Salvation Army, traveling extensively throughout the West Coast and Hawai’i when Chester was a young child. Chester, who was never as religious as his parents, attended college, thanks to the generosity of a wealthy uncle, but left after only two years. Gillette worked odd jobs for the next two years, until 1905 when he was hired for a position at the same uncle’s skirt factory in Cortland, New York. While at the factory, Gillette met Grace Brown, an event that would forever change his life.
The following spring, in 1906, Brown surprised Gillette with news that she was pregnant with his child. As was the custom at the time, Brown began pressuring Gillette to marry her, but he resisted. Grace Brown would return to live with her parents for a while, but returned to Cortland when she got wind that Gillette had been unfaithful to her. Upon Brown’s return to Cortland, Gillette made arrangements for them to go on a trip to the Adirondack Mountains. Perhaps thinking that Gillette was going to propose, Brown agreed to the weekend. She brought her entire wardrobe with her, while Gillette packed light, bringing just one suitcase.
Once at the Adirondack’s, Gillette took Brown out onto Big Moose Lake, where he is alleged to have hit her over the head with a tennis racquet and left her to drown. Gillette returned along to shore and gave authorities several different explanations of what actually happened. When the dead body of Grace Brown was found the next day, Gillette was arrested for murder. The Gillette murder trial was a media sensation. Grace Brown’s letters to Gillette were read in court to establish motive, while copies of the letters were sold outside the courthouse. Gillette was convicted and sentenced to death in 1908. In March of that year, Gillette died in the electric chair in New York’s Auburn Prison.
The murder of Grace Brown and trial of Chester Gillette has been the basis for several books and movies, including the Theodore Dreiser novel “An American Tragedy” (with the character Clyde Griffiths based on Gillette); as well as a 1931 film based on the book and the 1951 film “A Place in the Sun” which starred Elizabeth Taylor, Montgomery Clift, and Shelley Winters. “A Place in the Sun” was listed on the National Film Registry by the Library of Congress in 1991. In 2007, Chester Gillette’s diary, written during the last months while he was in prison where donated to Hamilton College and later published the same year.

9:00 - Pelican Cove
"Showdown at Sunset"
Grace and Shea were in shock by the sight of the women who had just entered the room. The woman was Shea’s grandmother and Grace’s ex-mother in-law. Grace was the first one to say something. Grace told Marie that she was shocked that she was back. Marie said that she was not surprised that she was surprised. She continued to say that she knew that Grace was never expecting for her to return and that she was taking her place a rightful owner of this hotel. Grace asked where she was going to go. Marie explained that she did not have to worry about that because she would still be vice-president. Grace said that the sounded great in a very un-convincing way. Grace in a pissed tone explained she was going to her room. Marie stated that her stuff would not be there when Grace got there because she is moving into the penthouse and Grace will have another room. Grace stormed out of the room. Shea was still in the room getting a crack out of this whole thing told Marie after getting done laughing that she loved her grandmother for what she does. Marie told her that she loved Shea to. With that Shea left to get ready for “Sunset”.

Amber was looking in the mirror in her hut that she shared with Kira. Kira was raiding her closet trying to find the best dress to wear. Kira asked why Amber had been so quiet at work and Amber told Kira that she had no idea. Kira explained that she knew the reason was that Amber has been thinking about Jesse. Amber shook her head yes and a few minutes later both girls were off to “Sunset”.
“Sunset” was a beautiful patio that was made into a club on the beach. It had a DJ and a bar. It was beautiful. Tiki and Kira were sitting at a table near the entrance when Tiki asked her if she would like to go out with him. Kira agreed and they set it for tomorrow night. While this was all going on, Brad had been listening to the whole thing. He was livid with anger. He did not understand why after telling Tiki that he wanted to be with Kira and then Tiki went behind his back and asked Kira out. Brad was pissed and Tiki was going to pay.

Amber and Jesse where at the bar talking about their day. They were both deep into each other’s eyes when Shea came walking it. She walked straight over to Jesse and put her arm around his waist and looked at Amber and asked if this was the guy that Amber liked. Amber was confused. Shea with a smile planted a kiss on Jesse’s lips. Amber left the scene of this kiss and walked over to Kira and told her she was going home.

The next day-
Jesse was worried about what this call was about. He had just been called up to Grace’s suite in the hotel. He knew it was not business because he was heading up to her room. The Elevator opened to her living room. Grace was on the other side of the room pouring herself a class of champagne. She did not even look behind her to see who was coming in. She knew it was Jesse. She offered him a class and he refused. She explained that she remembered when he loved champagne. Jesse asked her what she wanted. Grace turned around and got straight to the point. She told Jesse to break up with Shea. He stood up and asked her why. She explained that Shea was getting to close to a secret of Grace’s and if Jesse broke up with Shea, she would leave Pelican Cove in tears and hopefully never return. Jesse then asked what would happen if he refused to do what she ask. Grace the stated that she would break them up for him. Jesse’s eye narrowed with anger. He stared her down and got up close to her face and asked how would she go about doing that. She got closer and asked him how do you think Shea would reacted if she found out that he was sleeping with her and Shea at the same time. He stepped back and said that she wouldn’t dare. Grace explained that she would. Jesse called her a bitch and she said rebutted with two words “I know.”
Tiki had just finish cooking a new dish at “The Palm’s Restaurant” when the chef “Mitch” walked over. Tiki showed him this new dish he came up with. Mitch tasted it and told him that he did not like it. Tiki was angry but he did not get the chance to say anything because before he knew it the owner dressed in white with diamonds around her neck ended the room. Everyone who worked in the restaurant got in a line. She stared at the end of the line and walked her way down, firing every other person. She did not pick Tiki or Mitch. She went back to Tiki and asked him his name. He told her. A great smile came over her as she looked him over. Then Marie turned to Mitch. She asked him if they had any new dishes to serve her tonight for dinner. Mitch told her that he had just come up with something. Tiki could not believe what he was hearing as he listen to Mitch tell her his meal. Tiki’s face turned read. Marie looked over at Tiki and saw his face and then looked back at Mitch. Marie told Mitch as she looked at Tiki that she was looking forward to her “Meals” here. With that she left the room.

Shea was tanning under her private cabana on the beach. Jesse walked up to her in nothing but his bathing suit. He was on his break and had just come out of the water and was wet, very wet. Shea looked up at him. She asked him if he was okay. He told her no and that he had to tell her something. He paused. She then told him to tell her and he did. He told her that they needed to break up. Shea got up out of her chair and asked him if it was because of Amber. He said no it was not, that he just had to be free. Tears welt up in Shea’s eyes. Then with all her rage she slapped him. Then she screamed to him to get the hell out of her cabana. Jesse left. Shea mumbled to herself the she was going to kill that bitch (Amber). She then slammed her fist down and screamed.
Grace was in her room on her laptop when she got a call. A man on the other line was asking for over-due money. She told him that she would get it to him soon. The man said soon is too long and hung up.
That Night-
Kira picked up her seashell phone and called Tiki. She told him that she could not make the date because she was not ready. Tiki said that was fine and hung up quickly.
Amber and Jesse where sitting on the beach looking at the waves and talking. It was night time. Amber told Jesse that the beach at night was her favorite place to be. He took her hand. They continued to talk. Amber asked him about Shea. Jesse said that they were over, but down the beach was Shea who was buying white capsules from a man. To her there relationship was not over, but Amber’s life was.

10:00 - Black Tarmac
"The Hero Is Already Dead"
Scene 1
We open in New Jersey in 1986. A much younger, 41 years old Brian is out running. He waves to random strangers. Everything looks beautiful, everyone looks friendly, and nothing looks dangerous. He reaches the end of the road, he’s only just moved to this town from Chicago. He has 2 options, turn left or turn right. He beats for a moment then decides he’ll turn right, and off he runs again. Poor Brain never realized had he turned left not only his life would be different, but the lives of everyone he knows. He chooses right because as a human, he’s unaware of how important every simple decision makes really is. As he reaches the end of the road, that’s when he saw it, a gang of youths attacking a young man. He was bleeding bad as he lay on the floor and they continue to kick him and spit. Once again Brian had a choice, he could continue running or he could do something about. In a split second his decision was made as he grabbed a metal bar and ran towards the youths, scaring them off. He helps the man up, a young, handsome colored lad.
Brian: Are you alright?
The man smiled and nodded.
Brian: I’m Brian. You got a name?
Man: …Conrad.
Brain: Nice to meet you Conrad.
Conrad: You too. Thank you for saving me.
Brain: Let me take you back to my place, get you cleaned up.

Scene 2
The young Conrad, 20 years old is getting his wounds washed by Ellie, Brian’s wife.
Ellie: Did you know the people that did it?
Conrad: Yeah.
Ellie: How?
Conrad: Just guys I got on the wrong side of.
Ellie: So, where do you live Conrad?
Conrad: You know the pizza shop 2 blocks from here?
Ellie: Oh yeah, above it?
Conrad: No, outside it…
Ellie looks over at Brian who just entered the room to hear that bit of information and frowned.
Brian: Why don’t you come help me set up the garage Conrad. If your up to it.
Conrad: Sure…
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Conrad and Brian are in the garage, opening boxes filled with junk. Brian asks Conrad if it’s true he was homeless. Brian then says Conrad is welcome to stay with him, but Conrad refuses.
Brian: At least until you heal?
Conrad smiles at the gestures and accepts. The next couple of days were fun, in a way. They unpacked all the boxes from the garage and furnished the house with the items. They reach the final few boxes, one of which contains photographs. Conrad lifts them out and begins looking through them. He finds one of a 20 year old Evelyn.
Conrad: Who’s this?
Brian: That’s my daughter Evelyn. She’s up in New York studying law. We moved here to be closer to her.
Conrad: You know, I had a job offer in the big apple.
Brian: You didn’t take it?
Conrad: I didn’t have the courage to go someplace I know no one.
Brian thinks to himself as Conrad puts the picture in his pocket and continues unpacking…

Scene 3
Brian leaves Conrad off at the train station, he pulls up outside and they sit in the car in silence. Then Brian starts to talk,
Brian: When you get to New York, Evelyn will pick you up, show you around, introduce you to people. I’ve told her great things about you but you got to seal the deal Conrad. Don’t let me down.
Conrad: I won’t sir. Thank you for saving me from my death. You’re a hero.
Brian hands Conrad a bundle of cash. Conrad holds it.
Conrad: I can’t take this; you’ve done enough for me.
Brian: Like you said, I’m a hero, my accomplishments are never enough.
Conrad hugs Brian and exits the car.
Conrad: Brian, you know the youths you saved me from?
Brian: Yes.
Conrad: They attacked me because I chased them from away from another guy they attacked last week. It’s not safe for you. You shouldn’t have saved me.
Brian: I’ll watch my back Conrad. You just keep watching your future.
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Ellie is at home washing dishes. Outside her house sits one of the youths, he’s black. He stares through the window at her. Another black youth, Maurice, walks over.
Maurice: Is this the house… Derek?
(Yes the youth is a young Derek)
Derek: Yeah.
Maurice hands Derek a gun.
Maurice: Bite the bitch hard.
Derek: You stay here…
Derek runs inside Brian’s house and finds Ellie in the kitchen. He points the gun at her, she drops the plate she is washing.
Derek: Where is the son of a bitch?
Ellie: He’s not here.
Derek: Is anyone here? What about Conrad?
Ellie: I’m here alone.
Derek: Well that was your first mistake.
Derek hesitates, but before he can pull the trigger, glass smashes and Ellie drops to the floor, blood pouring out of her. Maurice appears at the window and smiles at Derek.

Scene 4
Conrad sits with Evelyn in a bar, they are talking, having a drink. Evelyn tells Conrad how she is studying to be a lawyer and about her general life ambitions. She gets up to go to the bathroom and Conrad follows her, locking the door behind him. Evelyn looks scared, she should be, he pushes her against the wall. Simultaneously Brian arrives home to discover his wife on the kitchen floor; he calls the ambulance, the authorities and then his daughter, who never answers. As she’s screaming for help we get a close up of her cell in her bag ringing, still vibrating with already 11 missed calls. As we fade to black the last thing we here is Evelyn yelling:
Evelyn: Stop! Help! Please!

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable: Ryan Stout, Bob Saget, Paula Poundstone
Topics: Charlie and Brooke Won't Be Divorcing; Lindsay Lohan Heading to Deposition; Joe Jackson Says Michael Was Not Gay; Jenna Jameson, Tito Ortiz Reconcile; Michael Douglas Talks About Son in Prison; Obama Statue

11:30 - Rock the Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture: Charlie Sheen and The WB Not Negotiating; Michael Lohan Says Jail Wouldn't Help Linsday; Michael Jackson Gay?
Tonight's Guest: Katie Cassidy (A Nightmare on Elm Street)
Tonight's Musical Guest: Godsmack
Stand Up on Politics: Oil Leak in Gulf


WEDNESDAY, MAY 5TH
8:00 - $7.25 an Hour
"Episode 20"
A reality series following workers across America who get paid minimum wage for their work.
Today's episode features the following jobs: Upholsterers, Pest Control Workers, Animal Trainers

8:30 - Million Dollar Giveaway
"Episode 9"
Current Total: $859,000
Pitch 1 - Joe is asking for $2,000 in order to go to France in order to take part in the pancake eating world championship. Joe demonstrates his talent as he eats 20 pancakes in 2 minutes.
The Verdict: 'Some people want to cure cancer. Some want to travel the world. You want to eat pancakes... And I respect that.' One judge pitched in. The female panel members were grossed out at how fast he was eating. However, a dream is a dream and they decide to let this dream come true.
Remaining Total: $857,000
Pitch 2 - Dave is a 48 year old ex-cop who was shot in the hip while on duty forcing him to go into retirement. He wants to start his own independant business of travelling around schools and youth clubs talking to kids about the dangers of crime while also trying to influence them to take up a career in the force. He is asking for $12,000
The Verdict: The panel think it's a very nobel and worthy cause and praise Dave for wanting to do this. However most police departments already employ and fund schemes similar to this one and they believe there's no point funding something that's already being done.
Remaining Total: $857,000

9:00 - Open to the Public
"Fire Up the Mystery Machine"
Scores of members began staying away from Pacific Vista when ghostly happenings begin manifesting themselves around the club. Marc and Megan turn Scooby Doo to find out what is behind the rash of supernatural haunting. In the end they find out that the real estate cartel that is always trying to get its hands on Pacific Vista is behind the gas lighting to drive the club out of business so they can buy the property for their long dreamed of condo project. The staff of PV must now find a way to turn the tables on the developers.

9:30 - The Online Life
"Banned"
As soon as Janet realizes her plan my have been ruined, she tries to prevent further damage. Janet tells the other board members that she is exactly who she is, and has never lied to them. Johnny doesn't believe what Janet is saying, and tells her that everything she said about him is really in her life. Janet is pissed at Johnny and starts going off on him for ruining her perfect plan. Anthony tells Janet she will be banned from the forums if her attitude does not change, yet Janet continues her rant. Anthony heads to the Admin Boards, and bans Janet from the forum. As soon as she is banned, the other forum members are thrilled, and start talking about their hatred of Janet.

10:00 - Daddy's Little Princess
"Confession"
Scene 1 – Outside Jenny’s House
Poilce cars litter the scene, the police tape keeps the neighbours out. Police come in and out of the house, talking to each other in low whispers. Jenny is too afraid to go near, Helen is crying in her arms.

Jenny
Ssh, ssh, it’s okay sweetheart. It’s okay.

Jenny takes a deep breath and walks forward. A policeman sees her approaching and looks worried.

Policeman
Sorry miss, you can’t come any further.

Jenny
My mum’s in there…

Policeman
This is your house, Miss?

Jenny
Jenny. And yes, it was my house. I don’t live here anymore.

Policeman
Why’s that then?

Jenny
Complicated, are you gonna let me in or what?

Policeman
‘Fraid not, it’s not a good idea for relatives to see the body.

Jenny
How’d she die?

The policeman does not want to answer, he starts fidgeting with the buttons on his uniform, clearly nervous. He is saved by the arrival of another police officer from the front door, who is clearly an inspector because of his lack of a uniform.

Inspector (looking at Jenny)
Is that the daughter?

Policeman
Yes, sir.

Inspector
I want a word with her, send her through.
Policeman
I’ll look after the baby, go on through.

Jenny hands over Helen and steps under the police tape.

END OF SCENE

Scene 2 – Jenny’s bedroom
Mum is lying on the bed, her hair is messy, it’s possible to see where the tears dried on her face. But that is not the first thing you see… the gunshot wound through the side of the head is clearly visible.

Jenny
Oh my God…

Inspector
The curious thing is, she committed suicide in your bedroom. Do you have any idea why that could be?

Jenny
No.

Inspector
She left a note.

The inspector puts on a pair of gloves and pulls out a forensic evidence bag from his pocket. Inside is a piece of paper. The inspector pulls out the paper and looks at it for a few seconds.

Inspector
“I believe you.” That’s it. A very weird suicide note, just three words. Any idea what she’s talking about?

Jenny
No.

Inspector (sighing)
Fine. There’s something else…

Jenny
What?

Inspector
Follow me…

END OF SCENE

Scene 3 – Mum’s bedroom
The inspector leads Jenny into her parents’ bedroom. In here, she sees another police officer, holding a baby boy and fussing over him. At the sight of the inspector, the police officer becomes professional, standing up straight.

Inspector
Is this your baby?

Jenny
No.

Inspector
According to official records, you gave birth to non-identical twins fairly recently. Is this your baby?

Jenny
If you already knew, Inspector, why ask?

Inspector
I’m asking the questions. Why is this baby boy with your parents when the baby girl is with you?

Jenny
I don’t want him.

Inspector
Excuse me?

Jenny
I don’t want him.

Inspector
Why not?

Jenny
Because… because…

Inspector
Because?

Jenny
His eyes.

Inspector
His eyes? What’s wrong with his eyes?

Jenny
They look like… like… him.

Inspector
Oh, I see. You split up with the father?
Jenny
No.

Inspector
What then?

Jenny
My… my… dad is the father.

END OF EPISODE.

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable:
Topics: Elin Woods Back in the United States; NBC Says Conan Lied in Interview; Lindsay Lohan Finishes Deposition for the Day; Brooke Mueller Would Get Small Amount if She Divorces Charlie Sheen; David Boreanaz Says Marriage is Stable; Contestants Eliminated From DWTS and American Idol;

11:30 - Rock the Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture: Sponsor Pulls Ad from Jesse James' Magazine; Elin Woods; Lindsay Lohan Still a Mess
Tonight's Guest: Brooke Shields (Furry Vengeance)
Tonight's Musical Guest: Michael Bolton
Stand Up on Politics: Terrorist Arrested


THURSDAY, MAY 6TH
8:00 - Divergent Point
"The Missing Link"
In this change of pace episode the Project Keyhole team attempts to perfect a failed bit of technology with disastrous results.

Bannister calls a meeting of the team and says that with the increased number of forays into the past in search of the Divergent Point that will prevent the cataclysm he thinks they need to take another look at the retrieval software.

Regan inquires as to what he is referring to and Zoe explains that she and Sampson Douglas had been working on a program that would allow the Project to automatically retrieve team members from the past if the project detected that the signals from the trigger bracelets each team member wears stop transmitting-meaning something has happened to the triggers trapping the time traveler in the past. It was felt that this was an important emergency safety feature.

Unfortunately they were never able to get the software to perform correctly and eventually had to abandon the technology. Regan bristles at the idea of dusting off anything that Sampson Douglas worked on as she has never been able to forgive herself for being played by him in order for him to gain access to the project to carry out his plan to destroy history.

Bannister says he understands this but that it is in the projects best interest to have another look at the software.
Zoe throws herself into the task and 24 hours later they are ready for their first test. At the keyhole control Zoe explains to the group that if the test is successful they will no longer have to rely on the bracelets to reopen the Keyhole when they are ready to return to 2039.

The plan is for Saxon and Jax to step through the Keyhole to 1776 and instead of using the triggers which they will wear in case the test fails, to reopen the keyhole Zoe will use the new program to open the Keyhole on her end.

The test appears successful and the team immediately plans for a second test to make sure that the first success was not a fluke. This time Saxon and Jax will travel to 1949 a time picked for a reason. The pair arrive in Washington and witness the swearing in of Truman and his vice-president Amelia Earhart. The team takes pleasure in seeing this as one of the first Divergent Points they corrected was saving Earhart from disappearing over the Pacific to that she might live and advance women’s rights in America. At the present time Zoe activates the retrieval program.

To everyone’s shock Saxon and Jax do not emerge after stepping through the Keyhole. They instead find themselves in 2014 Los Angeles at the very limit of the 25 year time bubble that Keyhole cannot penetrate. Jax looks around in wonder thinking that somewhere north of LA in San Francisco she exists as a one year old. Saxon also notes this is the closest thing they’ve experienced to being back in the “real world” since taking refuge behind the temporal shielding protecting the project.

Before they can even think about looking around the Keyhole opens and they step through it again.

Back in 2039 Bannister and Zoe are frantically trying to make the retrieval program work correctly as Regan and Freemont look on in concern. Zoe shouts out that she still can’t bring them back and now Maxine is showing they have been sent almost 2 million years into the past.

Meanwhile Saxon and Jax are dismayed to find out that their triggers no longer open the Keyhole either. In the distance in this unfamiliar world they hear something crashing through the trees towards them. With no weapons they grab rocks to arm themselves. Suddenly the Keyhole opens and they dash through it.

To everyone’s relief they find themselves back in 2039 and Saxon asks what happened? Zoe explains that it appears they program is still flawed and by sheer luck they were able to get a lock on them but before she can explain further Bannister shouts out that the Keyhole is still open to 2 million years ago and is not closing and is continuing to draw power exponentially. If they can’t stop it the surge will shut down power to everything but the protected systems powering the temporal shielding.

Zoe’s attempt to disengage the Keyhole fails and the lights go brighter and begin to flicker. To everyone’s horror in the moment before the power shuts down a man/ape creature bursts through the Keyhole and savagely attacks a technician. Thee lights fail and when the red emergency lights kick in from a generator that can power only the basics kicks in they discover the creature is no where to be seen.

Yang is summoned to treat the injured man while Regan demands to know “What was that thing!” Zoe says she only got the most basic look at it but she believes it to be an Australopithecus sediba once thought to be the so called “Missing Link” after its discovery in 2008.

With reports coming in of attacks by the creature Bannister orders a lockdown of Project Keyhole as he, Zoe and Freemont work to restore power to the project. Meanwhile Saxon and Jax lead a security team into the bowels of the darkened time travel project on a kill or be killed mission to hunt the Missing Link.

9:00 - Pelican Cove (SPECIAL NIGHT!)
"Sand & Seduction"
Jesse and Tiki were on the beach during Tiki’s break from the restaurant. Tiki was telling Jesse how Kira had cancelled their date and he was not going to try to ask her out again. Jesse told him to give her sometime and ask again. Meanwhile, Amber was on her lifeguard stand when Shea came over and yelled to her to come down. Amber came down. Shea called Amber a bitch and that Amber was never going to steel Jesse away from her. Amber slapped Shea and started to walk away. Shea in shock ran up to Amber and tackled her to the sand. They started pulling hair and hitting each other. Jesse and Tiki ran over and pulled them apart. As Amber (who clearly won) got pulled off of Shea, Amber told her that she was never going to quit this job and that she will stay here just to piss Shea off. Shea told Tiki to let go of her. He did and she walked away.
Tiki was on his way back to work when Kira came up to him. She asked him if they could talk and he said no and kept on walking. He was almost back at the hotel when Brad came up and started ranting about how Kira should be his and not Tiki’s and how Tiki betrayed his trust. Tiki told Brad that Kira was all his. Brad stopped in his tracks and said Thanks buddy and walked away. Tiki continued walking and in his mind thinking about what he has gotten himself into.
Jesse had just come from the elevator leading up to Grace’s room and was sitting on her couch. She was pouring some champagne. He asked what she wanted and she explained that she wanted to know if he had broken up with Shea yet. He told her that he had and she said that that was good. He asked her if they were done here and she said no. She got up close to him on the couch. She ran her finger down his neck. He pushed her away and called her old and ugly. She screamed at him to get out and he said gladly. After he left she got up and picked up the vase in the corner and threw it. It shattered into pieces.
Marie was behind her desk in her penthouse office when Shea entered. Marie told Shea to take a seat and asked her want she wanted to talk about. Shea told Marie that she wanted for Marie to give her a job as a lifeguard. Marie asked her why because she had all the money she ever needed. Shea told Marie that she did not want to be paid. She just wanted to learn what it was like to work. Marie agreed and told Shea that she could start tomorrow. Shea with a sly smile said thank you and walked away.
Amber was sitting on her stand. It was almost sundown and it was beautiful out. Jesse walked up to her and asked what that fight was about before. Amber told him to go away and that she would call him later. Jesse walked off and Amber continued to stay into the ocean. Jesse turned around and came back. He asked her why she was angry at him. Amber told him it was because he had stopped her from beating Shea up. Jesse started to laugh. She looked at him and told him to leave her alone. Jesse walked off. Kira was walking up and sat on her stand next to Amber. Kira and Amber talked about their issues with their potential relationships. Amber got of her stand and started to walk away. Kira asked her what she was going to do. Amber told her she was going to make this right.
Tiki was sitting nervously on Marie’s crushed velvet couch. She poured him a class of champagne. He looked at it like it was a alien. Marie sat down on the chair across from him. She told him that she knew that the new dish was not Mitch’s but it was actually Tiki’s. Tiki grew a smile on his face. She smiled to and walked over and sat next to him. Marie told Tiki that she was looking forward to getting to know him better as she put her hand on his.
It was nighttime and Amber was on the beach waiting for Jesse to meet her. He walked up and poked her on the shoulder, scaring her. She turned around and she told him this was no time for joking. His smile quickly faded. He asked he want was wrong and she told him that she just wanted to be friends with him. He asked her why. She told him that she had so many secrets that if he ever found out her would not want to be with her. She told him that she could not take the risk of falling for him and him breaking up with her because of those secrets. He told her he would not leave her. She told him to just leave her alone and she walked away.
Jesse was going to a place that he knew really well. He used to spend days and nights there. He knocked on the door and Shea opened up. He planted a kiss on her. She said that she always knew that he would end up with her. She took his shirt of and he took hers off. He unhooked her bra. She pushed him down on the bed and started licking his chest. A grin came across his face and he started to breath heavily. Little did they know that Grace was outside the window watching Shea perform this naughty act on him. She turned around and said as she walked away “I knew it.”
Amber was in her hut getting ready for bed. The phone rang and she answered it. Amber knew the voice. The voice said “She has been asking about you.” Tears welt up in Ambers eyes.

10:00 - You've Got the Wrong Man!
"Episode 31"
Segment 1: Clay Everett Gold will never know life outside the Georgia penal system if he cannot convince the court of appeals that he is innocent in the 1999 murder of his wife Johanna Ruth Gold. Authorities say that Gold’s discovery of Johanna’s abuse of their credit card that left the couple in the shadow of bankruptcy drove the man to bludgeon his wife to death. Gold who has no alibi says he left the house the night of the murder to drink his troubles away with a six pack. He claims while he was gone it must have been an intruder who broke in and murdered Johanna.

Segment 2: A rush to judgment landed Calvin Neyes in an Arizona jail when he became the prime suspenct in the rape and murder of a young boy in nearby Scottsdale. DNA evidence in 2008 managed to clear Neyes but not after spending a quarter century behind bars for a murder he didn’t commit.

Segment 3: Mary Longfeather, a Native American, from the St. Regis Mohawk reservation is serving a lengthy prison sentence for manslaughter in the deaths of two Chinese immigrants who died in a failed smuggling attempt across the frozen St. Lawrence River. Longfeather admits being a smuggler but claims she did not arrange the fatal smuggling attempt that it was a shadowy figure known on the reservation only by the name of Black Thunder. Police do not believe Longfeather’s story and think she is solely responsible for the tragedy.

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable: Ross Matthews, Betty White, Jimmy Fallon
Topics: Lindsay Lohan Starts Alcoholic Education Classes; Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Says She's Not Racist; Jay Leno Says Terrorist on Team Coco; Charlie Sheen Signs Over Full Custody of Children to Denise Richards; Elisabeth Hasselbeck Apologizes to Erin Andrews; Jon Gosselin Reads Ex-Wife's Book

11:30 - Rock the Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture: Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston Play Nice; Larry King and Wife Push Divorce Deadline Back; Lindsay Lohan Update
Tonight's Guest: Scarlett Johansson (Iron Man 2)
Tonight's Musical Guest: OK Go
Stand Up on Politics: Cinco De Mayo in Mexico


FRIDAY, MAY 7TH
8:00 - Dr. Heart (R)
"Pilot"
Dr. Douglas Lyles "Heart" (Eriq La Salle) is back on the job for the first time in 2 months since his seven year old son died from cancer. Dr. Heart's first surgery is to operate on a 1 1/2 year old patient who needs Tetralogy of Fallot repair. Not only does this hurt the family of the patient, but it hurts Dr. Heart. Seeing such a young child reminds Dr. Heart of his young son. Dr. Heart doesn't know if he can do the surgery and has to talk to Robert Ferland (Director of Hospital; David James Elliot) about it. Ferland tells him he has to do it, or the family will go through the same pain Douglas and Lauren did. Dr. Heart tells Ferland he has crossed a line. However, Dr. Heart agrees to go through with the surgery. Meanwhile, we see Lauren (wife of Dr. Heart; Lauren Graham) at home looking at pictures of her son. Then there is a knock at the front door, it is her mother. Her mother tells Lauren that she needs to move on and get back to the way she lived before. She tells Lauren that her and Douglas need to go on a vacation and enjoy themselves for a bit. Lauren then tells her mother that she and Douglas have been separated for the past three weeks. At this point we see Lauren's mom deciding against telling Lauren that she has breast cancer. We then return to the hospital where we see Dr. Heart performing the surgery on the 1 1/2 year old boy. His two assistants ask him if he will be able to finish the surgery. The assistants argue during the surgery when Douglas tells them its time to save the boy. At that point the boy flatlines. However, assistant Jennifer is able to bring him back. The surgery finishes up. After the surgery, Dr. Heart decides to head to his old home where his wife currently lives. Lauren lets Douglas in, and they talk for a bit. Lauren then blames Douglas for the death of their son. Douglas gets up and walks towards the door. He tells her that hopefully one day they can share their love again.

9:00 - Dr. Heart - THE SERIES FINALE!
"My Final Goodbye"
Three months after the events of Martin's death, Dr. Heart goes infront of the medical board to discuss his license. The board asks Dr. Heart numerous questions about the surgery that day, and why he murdered Martin on the operating table. Dr. Heart tells him that he could not perform surgery on a murderer. The board looks at Dr. Heart in confusion, and ask him why he thinks Martin was a murderer. Dr. Heart tells them about the day Lauren was hit, and the days leading up to her death. Dr. Heart then tells the board that Martin admitted to hitting someone on that very street, and he knows that the person was Lauren. He continues and says that he could not let Martin go on living when his soon to be wife (again) is dead. The board looks at Dr. Heart and they tell him that he no longer has a medical license. Dr. Heart tells the board that they are making a huge mistake, and that the world will lose one of the best cardiac surgeons in the world. The board tells him that no "best cardiac surgeon" would murder a patient over something personal. Dr. Heart stands up, leaves the room, crying over his lost medical license.
With no family and no job, Dr. Heart feels that his life is no longer worth living. Day after day he sits on his couch watching old family videos, crying as he sees how happy they once were. Then, suddenly the doorbell rings, it is Dr. Heart's assistant, Jennifer. Dr. Heart is surprised to see Jennifer, and welcomes her into his apartment. He asks Jennifer why she is here, and she tells him that its good to have company once in awhile. Jennifer asks Dr. Heart how he has been over the past few weeks, and he tells her that life has been good. The two talk for over an hour, and then Jennifer tells Dr. Heart that she must get going. Dr. Heart thanks her for coming over, and hugs her goodbye. He tells Jennifer to live a long, happy life. Jennifer looks at Dr. Heart, confused, then continues walking away from him. Minutes after Jennifer leaves, Dr. Heart pulls out a piece of paper and a pen, and begins to write:
Dearest Jennifer,
Today we talked for over a hour about life and how it should be lived. It was during that very conversation that I realized my life is no longer worth living. I have lost everything that I love; my family and my job. Jennifer, you are a strong women, so I would like you to have everything in my estate. You have worked hard to get where you are, and deserve all of my possesions that I never wanted. All I needed in life was my family, and now I will get to be with them once again. Good luck in life. - Douglas.
Dr. Heart folds the letter, writes "My Final Goodbye" on the front, and puts the note on his desk. He then goes into his bedroom, opens up his underwear drawer and takes out a small handgun. Dr. Heart stands infront of the mirror in his bedroom, loads the gun with one bullet, puts it to his head, and pulls the trigger. One shot is heard, and then the screen goes black...
The next morning Jennifer decides to go back to Dr. Hearts house to ask him about what he meant by "live a long, happy life." Jennifer rings the doorbell three times, but Dr. Heart never answers the door. She then goes around back, and notices the door is unlocked. Jennifer walks in, and starts calling Dr. Hearts name, looking everywhere for him. Jennifer then sees the note on Dr. Hearts desk, and begins to read. She starts crying as she finishes the letter, and becomes worried about Dr. Heart, running throughout his house looking for him. Jennifer goes into Dr. Hearts bedroom and sees him on the ground in a pool of blood. She screams as loud as possible, and then begins to cry. Jennifer can no longer stand to look at the body, and calls 9-1-1. The coroner arrives about an hour later, and confirms that the death was suicide with the evidence in the house. Jennifer can not believe it, Dr. Heart killed himself, and she was the last person to see him alive.
Two days later a funeral is held for Dr. Heart, and surgeons from all over the world to pay their respects to a great man. Over 5,000 people attend the funeral, including former patients, and staff from the hospital. Jennifer has a reading at the funeral, and begins to talk about the life of Dr. Heart. She tells the crowd that everything Dr. Heart owned had been left in her name, but she could not do that. She tells everyone that she set up a charity event in honor of Dr. Heart and his family. All of the material items that he once owned have been sold in order to help benefit the event. As Jennifer looks out, she notices that everyone is either crying over his death, or smiling at the formation of the charity event.
Dr. Heart was once the luckiest man in the world. He had something many people only dreamed of; a perfect family and job. His world was turned upside down when his son died, but Dr. Heart pushed through it all. Thousands of patients benefited from Dr. Heart's work, and none of them will ever forget his work.

11:00 - Dr. Heart: A Look Back at the Series
In this new late night special, host Ricki Lake interviews the cast of Dr. Heart about their experiences on the hit drama series. Eriq LaSalle sits down to explain how hard it was to play the role of a man who lost everything, yet still managed to have a good life. We also get a look at exclusive footage, and go behind the scenes of the 22 episode series. The goodbye with the cast and crew, which will run for 15 minutes, is expected to begin at 11:45pm and will congratulate everyone on their hard work.

On May 14th, SURVIVORS: REVISITED will return for three more episodes, and CELEBRITY GUESS WHO? will return in the 10pm timeslot.

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MONDAY, MAY 10TH
8:00 - Mega Dodgeball (RETURN)
"Episode 14"
Four teams of eight compete in a dodgeball arena for the chance to win $50,000 dollars, and a new Ford Focus. Each team has three chances to win, and best two out of three go onto the next round. The teams play each other until there is only one team standing, and tonight there are two rounds. Four teams will compete, and tonight they are all unisex. They are….
Qualifying round #1
The Mechanics Vs. The Cow Tippers
(The Cow tippers win this round and go on to the 2nd round.)

Qualifying round #2
The Animal Activists Vs. The Dancer Instructors
(The Dance Instructors win this round and go into the 2nd round.)

Round 2 (Final Round)
The Dance instructors Vs. The Cow Tippers
(The Dance Instructors win the game, 50,000 dollars and each a new Ford Focus.)

8:30 - Gated Community
"A Couple of DIKs"
Duncan is sitting on his back porch with an old friend from college, Mario (special guest star Mario Cantone) when Nate and Brian drop by to ask him if he wants to join them and go over to Spencer’s bowling alley. Apparently, Spencer isn’t taking the news about his impending fatherhood all that well. Nate hesitates to ask when he notices Mario, suggesting that “we leave Duncan and his boyfriend alone”. Duncan introduces Mario to Nate and Brian, mentioning that he and Mario were friends in college - even belonging to the same fraternity, the Delta Iota Kappa’s (or DIK) - and he stopped over for a visit while he was in town for a business meeting. The two had spent the entire afternoon going down memory lane, revisiting all their raucous behavior in college, like panty raiding the sorority down the street and how much of a ‘horn dog’ and a ‘ladies man’ Duncan was in school; information that just floors Nate, especially the ‘ladies man’ part.
Mario suggests that the guys through Spencer a guy’s night out, because once he becomes a father, those nights will be fewer and farther between. “Kind of like a bachelor…only not” quips Mario, who learns that Duncan never had a bachelor party himself. Mario is surprised to hear that his best bud from college never got to have one last memorable party before he headed down the aisle; he sets out to change that, much to Duncan’s chagrin.
Get a few beers in Duncan and he loosens up…quick. The guys have found their way to the local strip club, “Bottoms Up” and the two self-declared college ‘ladies men’ Duncan and Mario are busy being male chauvinist pigs towards the female dancers, while (by comparison) Nate, Brian, and Spencer are more reserved. In fact, Spencer is ready to leave almost as soon as he arrives. After just several minutes, Spencer leaves while Nate and Brian follow him to investigate why he isn’t having a good time. Spencer confides in his friends that he appreciates the thought, but seeing naked women isn’t going to make him be a good father and the thought of screwing up another person’s life - that of his child - terrifies him. Screwing up his own life is fine, he can’t blame anybody for that, but doing that to a child is entirely different. He tells Brian and Nate that he doesn’t know how they do it; Nate admits that he doesn’t do a whole lot (that’s why he has a live-in nanny despite being a ‘house-husband’). Spencer sees a momentary solution to his problem when he asks how much a live-in nanny costs. Back inside the club, Brian comes back in and tells Duncan that they are leaving with Spencer. Duncan seems fine with that and continues to stay behind with Mario.
The next morning, Duncan is asleep next to another person who is hidden by pillows and the bed cover. A cell phone rings and the other person answers it, while Duncan continues to sleep. A woman emerges from underneath the covering of bed sheets and pillows and hands the phone to Duncan, telling him “it’s your wife”. After a few seconds, Duncan realizes what has happened…“oh my God!”
To Be Continued…

9:00 - Rosie - THE FINAL EPISODES
"Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Blue, Part one"
The “Big Day” has finally arrived: Scarlet and Deputy Mike’s wedding day. The only thing that would make the day even better is if her younger brother, R.J. (“Ronnie, Jr.”) could attend, but he’s off ‘fighting the terrorists’ in Afghanistan. Everyone is involved with having the wedding go off without a hitch, and before Scarlet - who is already past her due date - goes into labor. For all the preparation put into the event, it looks as though the wedding will indeed go off without any complications. Before walking his ‘baby girl’ down the aisle, Ronnie and Rosie have one last talk with Scarlet and let her know how proud of her the two of them are. Among the guests: Scarlet’s OB-GYN and Rosie’s boyfriend Dr. Andy Wilson (guest star Sean Patrick Flanery) and Ronnie’s girlfriend Penny (guest star Jessica Simpson). Not among the guests are Mike’s parents, who called to tell him they couldn’t make it because they are in Utah on a cross-country RV trip. It looks like everything is going according to plan: Ronnie walks Scarlet down the aisle; he and Rosie give her ‘away’ and Mike says ‘I do’. Just before the minister asks Scarlet for her ‘I do’, she screams and announces that her water has broken. The guests, including Dr. Andy rush to get her to the hospital, but she insists on finishing the ceremony so that she and Mike are legally married before the baby is born.
To Be Continued…

9:30 - Life Happens - THE FINAL EPISODES
"Pick and Choose"
Last time on LIFE HAPPENS…Owen gave Melody an ultimatum: him or Markus…Reg asks Valerie to move in with him…Eric wants Ivonne to meet his parents.

Melody, still in shock, accepts Nina’s (special guest star Minnie Driver) invitation to be her bridesmaid. But, it’s a decision she soon will regret.
At the Green Clover, Melody, Ivonne, and Valerie meet to discuss what is new in their lives. Ivonne is afraid that meeting Eric’s (guest star Steven Sandvoss) parents will cement their relationship, while Valerie doesn’t want living with Reg - her baby daddy - to give him the wrong impression of their relationship. After some talk over coffee the three break up and head their separate ways, but make plans for the next day.
Ivonne meets Eric’s parents, who are surprised to learn that their son is a theatre actor who dresses in women’s clothes instead of the business major he told them he was. His father is especially disapproving and interrupts Eric’s out-of-the-blue marriage proposal to Ivonne.
Finally situated in Reg’s small apartment, Val decides to make the best of a bad situation. However, she has to clarify the boundaries of their relationship when Reg tries to make out with her.
Melody meets up with Nina, who makes it clear that she is calling the shots in the wedding plans and constantly dismisses any suggestion that Melody has. Nina also makes it abundantly clear that Markus is marrying her…not Melody, and not so subtly tells Melody to stay away from ‘her man’!
To Be Continued...

10:00 - Notorious (R) *A KILLER COMEBACK RETURNS NEXT WEEK*
"Jack the Ripper / Alexander Litvinenko"
Actor JAMES GANDOLFINI (HBO’s THE SOPRANOS) hosts this new hour-long series that will examine two notorious cases each week.

First up, Jack the Ripper terrorized the citizens of the Whitechapel district of London and killed at least five women between August and November 1888. Despite an exhaustive investigation by the Metropolitan Police, no one has ever been charged with the Ripper murders. More than 120 years after the Ripper’s first victim was killed, trying to determine the identity of the person who has been dubbed “history’s first serial killer” has become something of a parlor game.
This segment looks at the five women who are generally accepted to be the Ripper’s victims: Mary Ann Nichols, Annie Chapman, Elizabeth Stride, Catherine Eddowes, and Mary Jane Kelly. Other disputed victims are also profiled, such as “Fairy Fay” (who may have been the Ripper’s first victim, if this person even existed), Martha Tabram, Annie Farmer, Carrie Brown, and a headless female corpse whose identity is still unknown 121 years later. The investigation, which led to the resignation of Metropolitan Police commissioner Sir Charles Warren, as well as the impact the murders had on the Whitechapel area is examined.
Several prominent Jack the Ripper suspects are profiled. Among them, George Chapman and Aaron Kosminski (both Polish Jews); Russian con man Michael Ostrog; American doctor Francis Tumblety; and even Prince Albert Victor, the Duke of Clarence, a grandson of Queen Victoria.

Next, the case of former Russian KGB agent Alexander Litvinenko is profiled. Litvinenko had been an officer in the Russian spy agency, the KGB (and its successor agency) for more than a decade when he outraged his bosses by publicly alleging that the agency had ordered the assassination of wealthy Russian television station owner Boris Berezovsky. After being arrested twice (being acquitted and having the charges dismissed), Litvinenko fled to the United Kingdom before he could be arrested a third time.
While in self-imposed exile, Litvinenko would write two books in which he alleged that the Russian spy program had carried out acts of domestic terrorism to help ex-KGB agent Vladimir Putin become president; and charged that Putin had ordered the murder of a prominent Russian journalist. In 2006, after nearly five years in the UK, Litvinenko suddenly fell ill and died three weeks later. An examination of his body would reveal poisoning by radioactive polonium-210 as the cause of death.
The events leading up to Litvinenko’s poisoning remain clouded in mystery, but authorities do know that he met with two ex-KGB agents, Dmitry Kovtun and Andrei Lugovoi, on the day he first fell ill. A third person was also at that meeting, a tall thin “Asian-looking” man who was called Vladislav Sokolenko, although authorities have no knowledge of anyone matching both that name and description. Ultimately, British authorities accused Lugovoi with Litvinenko’s murder, but Russian authorities have so far refused to extradite Lugovoi back to London to face a jury. Instead, the Russian government has indicated they want to conduct their own investigation into the matter.
In a twist of irony, two days after Litvinenko died, a British newspaper published and article that he had written. The name of the piece: “Why I Believe Putin Wanted Me Dead.”

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable (R)
Roundtable: Darrell Hammond, David Alan Grier, Lisa Lampanelli
Topics: Larry King Getting Divorced Again; 15% of the Money From Jon and Kate Must Go Into Trust Fund; Steven Seagal Lawman Suspended; Mysterious Banner Targets Tiger Woods and Jesse James; American Idol Bandleader Headed for Leno; Man on Mower Charged with DUI

11:30 - Rock the Night (R)
Stand Up on Pop Culture: Larry King Files For Divorce; Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva Split; Elin Woods Buys House in Sweden; Oprah Tell-All Book
Tonight's Guest: Regina Hall (Death at a Funeral)
Tonight's Musical Guest: Zac Brown Band (Highway 20 Ride)
Stand Up on Politics: Banks Make Huge Profit


TUESDAY, MAY 11TH
8:00 - Notorious
"The Donner Party / Royal Nepal Massacre"
Actor JAMES GANDOLFINI (HBO’s THE SOPRANOS) hosts this series that will examine two notorious cases each week.

DONNER PARTY: When George Donner and James F. Reed set out from Illinois with their sites set on California in 1846, they probably never imagined that there trip would become one of the most notorious trips in American history. Joining Donner and Reed on their trek were Donner’s wife Tamsen and their five daughters, aged 3 to 13; Donner’s older brother Jacob, his wife and seven children; Reed’s wife Margret along with their four children - two daughters and two sons. Reed’s mother-in-law, Sarah Keyes, accompanied them, but died of tuberculosis just 16 days after leaving Illinois. Just days after leaving Independence, the Donners and Reeds were joined by a group of 50 wagons, led by William H. Russell. Poor weather, including rain and overflowing rivers kept the Donner Party from making as much progress as they had wanted, but after more than a month they had still managed to travel over 450 miles, and found themselves 200 miles from Fort Laramie, Wyoming.
Along their path westward, the Donner Party was joined by numerous other people, among them, a family of 13 headed by a widow, the Eddy Family, Patrick Breen and his family, and several German immigrants. When the party reached the Big Sandy River in western Wyoming, they split into two camps. One camp, consisting of most of the members of the wagon train wanted to go along a more established route towards Fort Hall, located on the Snake River in Idaho. The other group, smaller than the other, wanted to go towards Fort Bridger, located in the southwestern section of Wyoming. Both Donner and Reed were part of this smaller group, with Donner ultimately chosen as its leader. Once the Donner-Reed party reached Fort Bridger, they decided to travel thru the Hastings cutoff, a short cut that the party was told would shorten their trip by some 350 miles. The cutoff was filled with smooth terrain, free from hostile Indians and there was plenty of access to water, or so it was claimed. In fact, the cutoff was none of those things, and actually added 150 miles to their journey. At times traveling thru the cutoff, the Donner-Reed party traveled only a mile and a half day. By August 20, the group had reached the Great Salt Lake in Utah. On September 26, two months after setting out on the cutoff, the Donner-Reed party rejoined the traditional trail, which ran along the Humboldt River in central Nevada; choosing the Hastings cutoff had cost the party nearly a month in lost time.
In October, Reed was banished from the party after he fatally stabbed another member of the wagon train, John Snyder, who in a fit of frustration attempted to beat one of Reed’s oxen. While some members of the party suggested hanging Reed, he was allowed to leave unharmed - without his family. By November, the group had reached the Sierra Nevada Mountains, which run along the border between Nevada and California. The group decided to stop near Truckee Lake (today called Donner Lake) after getting trapped by a heavy snowfall. By the middle of December, with food supplies running low, some members of the party set out on foot to find help. By the time relief workers came to rescue the stranded group, it was February 1847. Twenty-one people were rescues in the first mission, although three died en route to safety. A second rescue mission in March would rescue another 17 members (with three more dying en route). A third and final rescue mission rescued 5 children, all but one under the age of 8. In total, only 48 of the original 87 Donner party members survived their harrowing ordeal in the Sierra Nevadas. Among the dead included George Donner and his brother Jacob.
Despite the association of the Donner party with cannibalism, there is very little historical evidence to back up this claim. While most agree that a certain degree of cannibalism did occur, but it was only after individuals had already died due to the elements and most believe that those involved only resorted to cannibalism as a last resort. In an account published shortly after the rescue, Jean Baptiste Trudeau, a member of the Donner party claimed to have eaten Jacob Donner in graphic detail and even boasted of eating a baby raw. Trudeau later retracted those comments and most scholars doubt his seriousness. Indeed, claims and counterclaims of cannibalism are rampant with some families accusing other families of cannibalism. Science has also weighed in…sort of. Archeological findings at one encampment has proven inconclusive for evidence of cannibalism. The level of cannibalism is really beside the point in this notorious piece of American history, as the Donner party provides a cautionary tale of human suffering, and survival and the lengths that we will go to to survive.

NEPAL ROYAL MASSACRE: With the benefit of hindsight, the events of June 1, 2001 were the beginning of the end for the Royal Shah Family of Nepal, a tiny kingdom situated between India and China that they had ruled for nearly 250 years. Until 2001, Nepal was perhaps best known as the home to eight of the world’s ten tallest mountains, including Mount Everest. While some of the events of June 1, 2001 remain clouded in controversy, what follows is the accepted version of events. Nepal’s King Birendra and his wife, Queen Aishwarya were hosting a dinner party with several family members in attendance. The trouble started when the king’s eldest son, Crown Prince Dipendra was asked to leave the party by his father after indulging a little too much with alcohol and “misbehaving” with a party guest. Dipendra was escorted to his room by his younger brother, Prince Nirajan, and cousin, Prince Paras. One-hour later, the relative calm of the dinner party was shattered when Dipendra returned, armed with an MP5K and M16 and fired a warning shot into the ceiling of the Narayanhiti Royal Palace before turning the gun on his father, King Birendra. The next target was one of Dipendra’s aunts, followed by an uncle who was shot point-blank in the chest when he attempted to stop the crown prince. With gunfire around him, Prince Paras was able to save at least three family members by pulling a sofa over them; Paras suffered only slight injuries. Dipendra’s mother, Queen Aishwarya managed to leave the room to get help. Dipendra was confronted in the palace gardens by his mother and younger brother Nirajan. The crown prince shot both of them dead. Dipendra then walked to a bridge, over a stream that runs through the palace, and shot himself. At the end of the carnage, 9 people had been shot and killed by Dipendra and another 5 were wounded.
Almost immediately, conspiracy theories about the massacre began to arise. Some claimed that the king’s brother, Prince Gyanendra (in concert with Chinese communists) were actually behind the attack and blamed the crown prince. Gyanendra, it was suggested, wanted to be king and the massacre was his only way to assume the throne. However, Gyanendra was in Pokhara, a popular Nepalese tourist town, at the time of the shootings and his own wife and son, Prince Paras, were wounded in the attack. Another oddity is that Dipendra was shot on the left side of his head, despite the fact that he was right-handed; this leads some to believe that Dipendra did not kill himself.
Although two survivors have publicly confirmed the chain of events described above, a book titled “Raktakunda” lists another version. The book is about a story told my a personal maid to the Queen Mother (both the Queen Mother and the maid survived). In the book, the maid claims that two men, masked as the crown prince were behind the killings; the maid’s husband was one of those who were gunned down. The maid goes on to claim in the book that there have been many cover-ups in the Royal House of Shah, including disputing the claim that former King Mahendra died of a heart attack in 1972; the maid claims it was actually suicide.
In the aftermath of the massacre, the crown prince was actually proclaimed king, a title he held for three days while he lay comatose in a hospital. King Dipendra died from his injuries on June 4, 2001 and his uncle, Prince Gyanendra - already regent for the incapacitated king - was proclaimed king. Unwittingly, Gyanendra added to the conspiracy theories by labeling the events as an “accident”, a term he claimed to use out of respect for Dipendra during his short three-day reign. Another theory posits that Dipendra was angry at his parents for not giving their permission for him to marry his bride of choice, a member of a prominent family in Nepal who had served as hereditary prime ministers until 1951.
Partially due to King Gyanendra’s unpopularity and continued debate over his involvement in the royal massacre, the Nepal monarchy was formally abolished in 2008 and replaced with a federal republic headed by a president and a prime minister. Gyanendra Shah, as he is known today, lives in a royal residence given to him by the government as a common citizen. Gyanendra is reported to be working on his autobiography. The sight of the massacre, the Narayanhiti Palace has been converted into a museum and is open to the public.
The government of Nepal considers the massacre a closed case. After a formal investigation, the government pinned the massacre on a drunken and enraged Crown Prince Dipendra, who later shot and killed himself; turning aside conspiracy theories of masked men and more than one gunman.

9:00 - Pelican Cove
"A Picture Is Worth a Thousand Words"
Jesse’s eyes were open. He was lying in Shea’s bed. Shea had her head on his ripped stomach. Jesse could not take it anymore. He got up out of bed, waking Shea up as he did. He put his shirt on. Shea asked him what was wrong and he told her that last night was a mistake. Shea was in shock. Jesse told Shea that they should not see each other anymore. Shea told him that she is not some cheap hooker that you can sleep with and never see again. Jesse told her that he knew that. He put on his pants and shoes and was about to leave when Shea said that they would be seeing a lot more of each other. Jesse asked her what she meant and she told him that she just got a job as a lifeguard on the beach. Jesse looked disappointed in her actions and left.
Tiki was in the kitchen at “The Palms Hotel.” He had just finished a new Italian dish and was showing it to Mitch. Mitch did not even try it. He looked at it and said try again. Tiki was angry. Mitch started to walk away. Tiki in a rage said that the reason Mitch did not like him was because Mitch thought that Tiki was better than him. Mitch got up in Tiki’s face and told Tiki to never say that again. Tiki told Mitch to get out of his face. When Mitch saw that Tiki was not backing down Mitch gave up and walked away.

Kira was cleaning up the hut. She was throwing the scattered close on the floor in the hamper when a picture fell out of a clump of Amber’s shirts. It was a picture of a little girl with Blonde locks. The girl could not have been more than five. Kira did not know what to think of this.
Shea took the elevator up to Marie’s office. Shea was on two missions right now. One was in effect and the other was about to go into hyper-speed. The elevator doors opened to Marie’s office. Marie asked Shea to talk a seat and tell Grandmummy what her troubles were all about. Shea got straight to the point and asked Marie for help in proving that Grace killed her father (Marie’s Son). Marie told her that she was already working on it and had a call into a P.I/. Shea told her thank you, gave her a huge a walked towards the elevator. Marie called to her, Shea turned around. Marie told Shea that that lying gold digging murderess was not going to get away with it. Shea told Marie thank you and left.
Tiki had driven to the other side of the Island to see his mother. He was on his front porch. The house was on the beach. He had grown up here. His parents we not Hawaiians. He had never met his father before. His mother had had him when she was 16. He walked inside and yelled that he was home. Tiki’s mother, Camilla (Daphne Zuniga) came running down stars and gave him a hug. She led him to the back porch and they sat down. Camilla asked Tiki what his reason was for this unexpected visit. Tiki explained that the chef at work was giving him a hard time. Tiki asked Camilla if he should quit. Camilla explained that he should not quit and that he was her tough little man. Tiki said thanks. Camilla with a raised eye brow asked what his name was. Tiki told her that it was Mitch. Camilla drew quiet. Tiki asked her if everything was okay. Camilla told him that everything was fine, but everything was not fine.
Jesse was at the lifeguard station when Amber came up to him. He asked her what she wanted. Amber told him that she did not want them to be enemies. Amber told him that she wanted to be friends. Jesse explained that that was the issue, he did not want to be friends and he wanted to be more. Amber told him that if he did not want to be friends then they were nothing at all.
Kira was on her break and she wanted to go and try to apologize again for cancelling their date. She came into the restaurant. She asked this guy if Tiki was here. He told her no but he asked her what her name was and that he would leave a message. She said her name was Kira. Kira asked him what his name was and he explained that it was Mitch. Mitch told Kira that she looked flustered and asked her to sit down and tell Mitch all about it. She explained that she and Mitch were supposed to go out and that he was really into her and she let him down. A light bulb went off in Mitch’s head. Mitch old Kira that he was sorry but that Tiki was out with another girl right now. Kira looked sad. Mitch put his hand on Kira’s and told her that he would take her out tonight for a drink and cheer her up. She said that she would meet him her after her shift on the beach. Kira left Mitch standing there smiling.
Amber came home just as Kira was getting ready for her outing with Mitch. Amber asked her where she was going and Kira explained. Kira then went over to her vanity table and picked up the picture of the girl and asked Amber who this was. Amber grabbed the picture from Kira and stood there frozen for a minute before saying that it was he niece, Sabrina. Kira did not believe her but she said that she did. Kira said goodbye and left. Amber sat on her bed holding the picture. She started to cry.
The Next day the gang was having their morning meeting on the beach. Jesse was giving a speech about a new lifeguard. He told the new lifeguard to come up front. They all looked to see who it was. It was Shea. Jesse introduced her. Shea looked at the shocked Amber with a superior smile on her face. Amber was speechless.

10:00 - Black Tarmac
"Women, Interrupted"
Scene 1
Clark runs up to Jasmine as she is on her way to the 7/11. She tries to ignore him, he grabs her arm.
Clark: What the hell babe?
Jasmine: Don’t call me babe, I’m not your babe, you cheating piece of scum.
Clark: Oh you know. Oh.
Jasmine: Is Oh, all you can say.
Clark: We weren’t exclusive.
Jasmine: Burn in hell.
Clark: You’re the one going to the formal alone babe so be a bitch it you want.
Jasmine: I said burn!
Jasmine runs on, starting to cry.
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Levi sits with Conrad in the living room.
Levi: It’s the formal tomorrow.
Conrad: Yeah, you got a date?
Levi: No, who’d ever go with me.
Conrad: I don’t think you give yourself enough credit.
Levi: is mom going to be going?
Conrad: She’s still in the special hospital so probably not.
Levi: So I have to sit out the mother/son dance and the father/son dance.
Conrad: No, you’ll be dancing with your father.
Levi: But I don’t have a father, Conrad.
Conrad looks like he’s just had his heart ripped out.
Levi: I want to know my real dad.

Scene 2
Coleen and Kate lay semi naked on their beds which have now been pushed together. Kate smiles uncontrollably.
Kate: What would your husband think?
Coleen: Who cares, he’s dead to me.
Kate kisses Coleen.
Kate: I’m sick of this place. I want to see my son.
Coleen: we aren’t allowed to leave.
Kate: We can run. Run away together. Don’t you want to see your kids? Spit in your husbands face? Feel liberty and freedom brushing your cheeks and we drive into the sunset?
Kate stands up. Kate takes a cigarette she has hidden and sparks up, we focus on the flame of the lighter.
Kate: Are you with me?
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Bob sits down by Rory who is sitting in the park.
Bob: I know you don’t know me, but I know your life hasn’t been easy, I know you made mistakes, but your still here now. You need to be a better man, try your hardest. Stop feeling sorry for yourself, stop driving yourself further into hell and stop blaming others for your sins, because Rory, you’re destined for greatness.
Rory: Why would I believe a complete stranger?
Bob: Because, just because you don’t know me, doesn’t make me a stranger. You can still get her. Change yourself…
Bob hands Rory a book then gets up and leaves as Rory reads the cover of the book ‘Feelings Journal’, he flicks through the pages at the blank pages, he goes to page one, take the pen that came with the book and begins writing ‘I feel like change…’

Scene 3
Jasmine is with Lewis and Alexandra; they are talking about the formal. Jasmine is saying how she has no one to go with. They suggest she ask Damien but she doesn’t want to screw him about. Alexandra has to leave and after a long passionate farewell with Lewis she heads off, this is when Lewis decides to tell Jasmine he plans to propose to Alexandra at the formal.
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Derek approaches a parked car; he gets into the passenger seat and sits still, not saying a word. We don’t see who else is in the car.
Derek: What are you doing here?
We reveal Maurice (Who we met as a youth last episode).
Maurice: I was here attending the funeral of the man whose wife we killed.
Derek: Wife you killed.
Maurice: No point assigning blame now.
Derek: Leave Maurice, I’m happy without you in my life.
Maurice: You still owe me Derek, don’t forget. Any day now I’ll be redeeming that favor.

Scene 4
Evelyn shows up in Conrad’s living room once again.
Conrad: Did you tell anyone?
Evelyn: Your wife.
Conrad: How?
Evelyn: I told her Conrad, the details aren’t important. We can soon be together.
Conrad: Are you leaving Gary?
Evelyn: I’m going to do one better than that. I’m going to kill him….
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The dead of night Kate jumps out the window, helping Coleen down after her. They both light up cigarettes as the run for their escape, the lit end of the cigarette being a dominant colour in the shot, once again, the fire motif. They hold hands and run.
Coleen: Will we do this all night?
Kate: We’ll do this forever…

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable:
Topics: Billy Ray Cyrus Loves Miley's New Racy Music Video; Lindsay Lohan Heading to Jail?; Kate Gosselin Throws Pool Party in 47 Degree Weather; Lady Gaga Goes Out in See Through Underwear; Kris Kardashian Wants More Grandchildren; Betty White Rocks SNL

11:30 - Rock the Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture: Katy Perry Tops Maxims 2010 Hot 100 List; Heidi Montag Admits Plastic Surgery was a Mistake; Tiger Woods Leaves Golf Tournamet Due to Next Pain
Tonight's Guest: Robert Downey Jr. (Iron 2)
Tonight's Musical Guest: The Script
Stand Up on Politics: Supreme Court Nominee



WEDNESDAY, MAY 12TH
8:00 - $7.25 an Hour
"Episode 21"
A reality series following workers across America who get paid minimum wage for their work.
Today's episode features the following jobs: Court Clerks, Log Graders & Scalers, Meter Readers

8:30 - Million Dollar Giveaway
"Episode 10"
Current Total: $857,000
Pitch 1 - Darren amd Melissa are both 23 year old parents living on benefits. They have a son Benji. They are asking for £800 in order to throw Benji a huge 4th birthday party that he deserves as he never gets anything nice. After a provoking question from a judge they admit having spent Benji's christmas present money on alcohol and drugs.
The Verdict: The judges are in shock. They give both of them a good tongue lashing, telling them to get jobs and get clean. They reject the offer, however one judge has connections with a party company who he will arrange to have them host a kids party for Benji at no cost, just because his parents are scum doesn't mean he should be punished.
Remaining Total: $857,000
Pitch 2 - Mary is asking for $2,000 in order for her and her husband to take a hot air balloon trip across America for their 40th wedding anniversary. They have wanted to go in a hot air balloon since they fell in love with the movie 'Up'. Mary recently won a battle with cancer and wants to thank her husband for standing by her.
The Verdict: The panel are in tears. Her cancer tale is a true love story, they decide to give her the money and she is invited to spend a weekend with her husband in the 5 star hotel owned by one of the panel judges after her balloon ride.
Remaining Total: $855,000

9:00 - Open to the Public
"Schweitzer…Reality Star?!"
Pacific Vista is turned up side down when the cast and crew of a reality show arrive to shoot a segment for a popular MTV show.
To the distress of some and relief of a few it looks like Schweitzer may be leaving the club to get his own reality show when the producer becomes enamored of him. In true Schweitzer fashion he blows his shot at stardom when his carelessness causes the producer’s Lamborghini sports car to be destroyed and she storms out and washes her hands of the caddy forever.

9:30 - The Online Life
"Back"
Anthony tells the board members that he may be in love with Janet, so he reopens the boards to her. The other board members are in complete shock and are pissed at Anthony for letting Janet back in. When Janet returns to boards she tries to apologize to everyone, yet they don't care. Janet tells the members that her husband left her last week and she was taking her pain out on them. The other members start to laugh at Janet and tell her that her husband made the right decision.

10:00 - Daddy's Little Princess
"Interview"
Scene 1 – Soft interview room
Jenny is sitting on a comfy armchair, looking around the room. The inspector comes in and makes himself comfortable in the opposite armchair.

Inspector
If it gets too much for you, we’ll stop and start again whenever you like, okay?

Jenny
Okay.

Inspector
When did it start?

Jenny
When… when… I was 6 years old.

Inspector
And it’s been going on since?

Jenny
Yes… until I left…

Inspector
What changed? What made you leave?

Jenny
My mum didn’t… didn’t… believe me.

Inspector
Ahh.

Jenny
And when she finally realised, she… she… couldn’t bear it.

Inspector
I’m sure it’s difficult. What were you thinking when you became pregnant?

Jenny
I wanted an abortion.

Inspector
What made you change your mind?

Jenny
I’m… weak. Couldn’t do it.
Inspector
You are not weak; you’re very brave to do this. Your father’s in custody. He is going to be locked up for a very long time, I promise.

Jenny
Thank you.
END OF SCENE

Scene 2 – Hard interview room
Jenny’s dad is sitting on a hard uncomfortable chair, his lawyer seated beside him. He is staring around the dark grey walls but he is confident. Confident that he’ll get away with it. When the inspector comes in, he smiles.

Inspector
Interview commences at 17:47. Did you sexually abuse your daughter?

Dad
No.

Inspector
Are you the father of Helen and… Jimmy?

Dad
No.

Inspector
Then you won’t object to a DNA test?

Dad
No.

Inspector
Good. We’ll get that sorted then. Interview suspended at 17:50.
END OF SCENE

Scene 3 – Soft Interview Room
The inspector comes into the room, smiling.

Inspector
We’ve got him. He’s agreed to do a DNA test.

Jenny
I want to drop the charges.

Inspector
What?

Jenny
I want to drop the charges.

Inspector
But we’ve got him, we can send him down for a very long time.

Jenny
No, I don’t want to do it. Let him go.

Inspector
No. We are obliged to follow up any leads. It’s our job.

Jenny
If I don’t press charges, you can’t.

Inspector
That’s only for minor crimes. Sexual abuse is a serious crime. We have to protect the public from this man. It’ll be more difficult to get a conviction without your co-operation.

Jenny
I…

Inspector
Do it for your mother. She needs peace.

Jenny
I… can’t. I’m sorry.

Inspector
Right… okay, it’s a stressful ordeal but just… think about it okay? If you change your mind, here’s my card. Ring the number on there.

Jenny
Thank you.

Inspector
We will send him down to jail for a long time… I promise.

END OF EPISODE

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable: Cedric the Entertainer, Craig Ferguson, Chelsea Handler
Topics: Kate Jackson in Financial Ruin; Charlie Sheen Not Re-Signing with Two and a Half Men?; Contestant Eliminated From DWTS; Lil Wayne Busted in Prison; Dwyane Wade's Wife Arrested; Lady Gaga Predicts Her Death

11:30 - Rock the Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture: Celebrity Plastic Surgeries, Tiger Woods Divorce Close?; Larry King Back at Home
Tonight's Guest: Jillian Michaels (The Biggest Loser and Losing it with Jillian)
Tonight's Musical Guest: Keith Urban
Stand Up on Politics: Supreme Court



THURSDAY, MAY 13TH
8:00 - Divergent Point
"The Duel"
Maxine analyzing Divergent Points finds a grievous loss of life in the new time line now occurs on November 18, 1942 in Boston, Mass where 492 lose their lives at a horrendous fire at the Coconut Grove night club. The death of nearly half a thousand people have led to erasures from existence of countless descendants that may have played a role in preventing the global catastrophe. The fire which ignited the highly inflammable club decorations was believed to have been started when a busboy lit a match to screw in a light bulb a man had unscrewed to have privacy while kissing his girl friend. Maxine says that in the original time line a visitor from England Nathan Davies had the good fortune and quick wits to see the fire ignite and was able to move quick enough to put out the fire before it y accelerated into the deadly inferno. Maxine now says that Davies is no longer present at the club in 1942.

Regan asks if they are going to open the Keyhole and go back and be the ones to put out the fire but Bannister says no. They need to go back further in time and reveals that the true Divergent Point begins when it is revealed the Manfred Albrecht Freiherr von Richthofen better known as the Red Baron, the famous German flying ace now dies April 21, 1918 instead of six months earlier in the original time line. In that six month the Red Baron claimed several more kills of Allied planes including one piloted by Nathan Davies.

The Mission: Saxon using faked documentation must now travel back and pose as a Royal Air force officer and ensure that the Red Baron is shot down and killed as in the original time line. In a light moment Regan and Zoe to Saxon’s chagrin can’t believe how bad his faked British accent is but the pair work to coach him until its passable. Saxon infiltrates the Royal air force unit but things quickly become complicated as the Ace of the unit becomes resentful and jealous of Saxon’s sudden intrusion into the group.

In his first combat mission Saxon is humbled when he is actually saved by the rival Ace from being shot down himself. He confides in Zoe who has accompanied him on the mission posing as a nurse. He’s embarrassed to admit that he was overconfident on his abilities having relied so long on the computer augmented controls of the 21st century jets he was use to flying. The simple stick controls he admits is flying in its purest form. Zoe tells him he will overcome the handicap and take out the Red Baron.

Later at the local watering hole the Ace the saved him earlier picks a fight with Saxon and the two brawl. The man becomes even more suspicious of him when Saxon instinctively uses fighting techniques not having been developed yet in the early 20th century. The Ace’s brother works in British military intelligence and he wires him to look into Saxon’s credentials. The Ace makes the mistake of challenging Saxon again on base and is arrested as an officer sees it was the Ace that started the fight.

The following day the squadron takes off and Saxon heads for his fateful confrontation with the Red Baron. In a fierce fight Saxon barely manages to triumph but he does indeed shoot down the Red Baron. The Divergent Point is eliminated but Saxon’s problems are far from over.

Earlier on the ground the Ace in a holding cell is delivered a wire from his brother that he insists be shown to the base commander at the Aerodrome. Saxon’s documentation has been uncovered as false and the base command believes Saxon to be a double agent. The commander sends the Ace up in his plane to shoot down and kill Saxon.

To the bewilderment of the other squadron members the Ace intercepts the group of airplanes on their way back to the aerodrome and begins an attack on Saxon. They can’t understand why the Ace is attacking Saxon as Saxon had just brought down the infamous Red Baron but they hold back.

Now Saxon in his crippled plane must prevail in a life and death dog fight if he hopes ever to return get back to Project Keyhole alive.

9:00 - Locked
"Episode 12"
A new thrilling game show, Locked, created and produced by Mark Burnett, will feature three contestants trying to open a locked safe. With a five-number lock, through games and trivia the contestants get numbers in hope of un-locking the lock and therefore winning prizes.

Three contestants, one locked safe. Paige Davis hosts leading the contestants in various trivia and contestants in hopes of getting clues to unlocking the safe and winning the prizes inside. If the contestants unlock it before the end of the show they get whatever the prizes are inside.
TONIGHT THE LOCK ADDS 60 MORE NUMBERS FOR A TOTAL OF 100 NUMBERS!

TONIGHT'S TRIVIA FOCUSES ON: Stanley Cup Finals
CONTESTANTS COMBO GUESS: 95-38-57-5-44
CORRECT COMBO: 95-38-57-5-44
RESULT: Contestants DO unlock the safe. They walk away with a $10,000 and a trip to the Stanley Cup Finals (Game 4)

9:30 - Locked
"Episode 13"
A new thrilling game show, Locked, created and produced by Mark Burnett, will feature three contestants trying to open a locked safe. With a five-number lock, through games and trivia the contestants get numbers in hope of un-locking the lock and therefore winning prizes.

Three contestants, one locked safe. Paige Davis hosts leading the contestants in various trivia and contestants in hopes of getting clues to unlocking the safe and winning the prizes inside. If the contestants unlock it before the end of the show they get whatever the prizes are inside.
TONIGHT THE LOCK ADDS 60 MORE NUMBERS FOR A TOTAL OF 100 NUMBERS!

TONIGHT'S TRIVIA FOCUSES ON: NBA Finals
CONTESTANTS COMBO GUESS: 83-18-54-94-48
CORRECT COMBO: 83-18-54-94-48
RESULT: Contestants DO unlock the safe. They walk away with a $10,000 and a trip to the NBA Finals (Game 4)

10:00 - You've Got the Wrong Man!
"Episode 32"
Segment One: Nels Johansen, a Swedish immigrant will never see anything but the view from his cell in a North Carolina prison let alone his native Scandinavia unless he can convince the appellate court that he is not the cold blooded murder he is believed to be. Johansen was convicted of the crime of intentionally poising his step son in a fit of jealousy by the attention his new wife showered on her son. Authorities say he deliberately put antifreeze in the toddler beverage that resulted in the boy’s death. Nels claims that it was the child that accidentally poisoned himself while Nels fell asleep when he was supposed to be babysitting the child. The police believe they have the right man.

Segment Two: Profiled is Diane Clark released from a ten year stretch in the Oklahoma Penal system. Clark was proven innocent of the robbery of a convenience store when an eye witness finally came forward that could place Clark at another location of the time of the robbery. The witness admitted she was having an elicit affair at the time and could not come forward without having admitting to having been at the hotel where she spied Clark. Guilt finally propelled the witness forward and Clark is now a free woman.

Segment Three. The arson deaths of three homeless men has been laid at the feet of Jeffery Pennell accused of torching his own vacant building for insurance money-unaware that the homeless men were in side. Pennell claims his innocence but the police believe they have a solid case against him with such incriminating evidence as the purchase of a gasoline jerry can at Wal Mart the day before the fires.

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable: Kathy Griffin, Mo'Nique, Bob Saget
Topics: Lisa Marie Presley Wants Flowers at MJ's Tomb, Miley Cyrus Caught Lap Dancing; The Latest On Lawrence Taylor; Larry King Not Getting a Divorce; Jersey Shore Made into a Gay Porn Film; Playboy to Feature 3-D Centerfold

11:30 - Rock the Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture: Jon Gosselin Works as Bartender; Brody Jenner Says Spencer Pratt Has Lost It; Jersey Shore Cast Being Replaced in the Third Season?
Tonight's Guest: Mike Myers (Shrek Forever After)
Tonight's Musical Guest:
Stand Up on Politics: Oil Spill in Gulf Coast


FRIDAY, MAY 14TH
8:00 - You've Got the Wrong Man! (R)
"Episode 29"
SEGMENT 1:
Joshua Townes may never see the outside of an Alaska penitently despite his please the Alaskan authorities arrested the wrong man. Townes was convicted of manslaughter in the 1986 death of his hunting partner John Brent. Authorities say Townes who was drinking on the hunt accidently shot Brent. Townes claims he was drinking but passed out drunk in the woods and that someone else took his gun while he was out and shot Brent. Prosecutors dismissed his story as fabrication. The rifle that might clear Townes has never been found.
SEGMENT 2:
Profiles the reunion of Mary Elyse Donovan and her children. The Portland, Oregon women is home after 25 years of incarceration after she was wrongly convicted of the murder of her sister whom she was seen quarreling with earlier in the day. The arrest of the notorious Northwest Corner serial killer Richard Wainright brought forth new evidence that Wainright was the actual killer and Donovan’s conviction was overturned.
SEGMENT 3:
The 1947 robbery of the Southwestern Savings and Loan bank in Santa Fe was long believed to have been held up by Jacob Barns. The money from the robbery was never recovered. Barns died in prison in 1988 serving time for the robbery while maintaining his innocence.
WRONG MAN looks at new theories that someone else was behind the robbery when bills from the bank began surfacing in 2001 decades after the robbery and twelve years after Barns’s death.

9:00 - Reality Update
"Episode 16"
PIFN goes through the week to take a look at the mistakes and funny moments from daytime, primetime, and late night.
This Week: America's Next Top Model, The Amazing Race, American Idol, The Biggest Loser, Celebrity Apprentice, The City, Dancing with the Stars, Entertainment Tonight, The Hills, The Insider, Inside Edition, Kendra, The Marriage Ref, Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains, Tyra, The View and much more!

10:00 - Celebrity Guess Who? (RETURN)
"Chris Rock"
The favorite board game is coming to real life. Each episode features a celebrity hidden and through contestant’s questions and guesses the celebrity will be revealed with the contestant who guesses correctly winning a money prize.

George Lopez hosts as three contestants try to guess the celebrity behind the screen. Trying to use the clues they are given and the yes or no questions they ask, the first contestant to correctly guess the celebrity wins a cash prize, but be careful - if you guess wrong your game-play is over.

10:30 - Celebrity Guess Who?
"Rosie O'Donnell"
The favorite board game is coming to real life. Each episode features a celebrity hidden and through contestant’s questions and guesses the celebrity will be revealed with the contestant who guesses correctly winning a money prize.

George Lopez hosts as three contestants try to guess the celebrity behind the screen. Trying to use the clues they are given and the yes or no questions they ask, the first contestant to correctly guess the celebrity wins a cash prize, but be careful - if you guess wrong your game-play is over.

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable: Lewis Black, Wanda Sykes, George Lopez
Topics: Recent Television News; Tiger's Neighbor Doesn't Like Him; Did Matt Lauer Have an Affair?; Billy Ray Cyrus Says Miley's Video is "What People Her Age Do"; Heidi Montag Calls Cops on Mom; Kendra's Sex Tape

11:30 - Rock the Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture: Bret Michaels Returning in Two Weeks, Pam Anderson Says She Didn't Dress Skimpy Enough on DWTS; Heidi Montag
Tonight's Guest: Eddie Murphy (Shrek Forever After)
Tonight's Musical Guest: Jonas Brothers
Stand Up on Politics: Regional Elections

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MONDAY, MAY 17TH
8:00 - Washing Windows (R)
"My View From The Outside (Pilot)"
In the series opener we meet John Stevens, the window washer for an expensive apartment complex in an upscale district of Manhattan. John introduces the people whose windows he washes. We meet Susan Bryer and her dog on the eleventh floor. Susan is likely the richest in the building, but her fortunes are slowly disappearing as John witnesses her housekeeper Amelia slowly stealing her possessions. John introduces Dane and Derrick who are spending the evening playing board games and chatting, but Dane has a secret about another resident that he isn’t ready to reveal to Derrick. Stephanie Schwatz is busy on her computer planning for her work meeting early the next morning. Juliet May is also on her computer, but not for a business meeting but to look for her Romeo. John watches Alex Lewis as he prepares for his big Broadway debut. Meanwhile Amanda and Brian Cain unpack the boxes and begin their life as newlyweds. All while John watches from the outside...

8:30 - Gated Community (SEASON FINALE)
"The Morning After"
Brian is sleeping when he is awaked by his cell phone ringing. His hand fumbles around the night stand and he sleepily answers the phone before sitting up straight in bed and asks “you’re were?”
The next thing he knows, Brian is walking into a hotel room with Nate and Spencer to join Duncan and the stripper he slept with the night before. The guys awkwardly introduce themselves to the oblivious stripper, Candi, and ask Duncan what happened last night. The only thing Duncan remembers is going to the strip club with the guys and Mario, but that is all. Just then, the guys are surprised to hear noises coming from the bathroom. They elect - via rock, paper, scissors - Spencer to investigate, who finds Mario (guest star Mario Cantone) asleep in the bathtub.
Via flashback, Mario recounts the previous night, with the two of them having a great time at the strip club after Nate, Spencer, and Brian leave. They each take a stripper back to their respective hotel rooms, but Mario’s “date” doesn’t appreciate his chauvinistic ways and walks out on him; he then walks - or more appropriately, stumbles - into Duncan’s hotel room and passes out in the bathtub.
The real test is yet to come, as Duncan realizes that he will have to tell his wife Jane about the drunken fling. Nate doesn’t think he should, but both Brian and Spencer argue that honesty is the best policy. Spencer volunteers to be Jane and has Duncan rehearse his apology. Unfortunately, Spencer gets caught up in his role and unleashes on Duncan, accusing him of “sleeping with whores while I’m slaving away cooking your supper on a hot stove.” With Brian and Spencer’s encouragement, Duncan decides to tell his wife the truth.
Brian and Samantha are sitting on their living room sofa watching a home renovation television series (one that is boring Brian to death) when their doorbell rings. Eager to get away from the TV set, Brian leaps to answer to door. Duncan, with suitcases in hand, is standing in the doorway. “How did the talk go?” asks Brian. “I’m standing in your doorway with suitcases in my hand, how do you think it went? She kicked me out!” is Duncan’s reply. Duncan happens to see the show on television and tells Samantha how he loves the show and the two begin to yammer on about their mutual love for the show; while Brian is left holding the door, staring at Duncan and Samantha in disbelief.

9:00 - Rosie (SERIES FINALE)
"Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Blue, Part two"
Scarlet is being prepped for delivery at the local hospital surrounded by her family and friends, including her new husband, Deputy Mike Walker. However, it isn’t long before all the guests begin to grate on Scarlet’s nerves and she throws the whole lot of them out, except her mother, Rosie, and grandmother, Harper. Dr. Andy (guest star Sean Patrick Flanery), her obstetrician is allowed to stay too.
Outside the delivery room, everyone is nervous about the delivery, especially dad-to-be Mike, who is on the verge of passing out. Ronnie, the grandfather-to-be isn’t doing much better, as it finally hits him that he is going to be a grandfather. Grandfathers are old, which in Ronnie’s mind means he is getting old too, an idea that had never popped into his mind before now. Viki has more important things on her mind, she’s too busy flirting with an attractive male orderly.
Already tense, things go from bad to worse for Scarlet when Dr. Andy is accidentally knocked out when Mike opens the door to see how things are going and hits the doctor in the head. With Dr. Andy out cold on the floor, Mike is pressed into service to deliver his own baby. Still on the verge of throwing up and/or passing out, Mike waits until the baby is actually delivered to join Dr. Andy passed out on the floor.
Things have calmed down tremendously. With the baby born, Scarlet has been moved to a regular room and is surrounded by her family and friends - including Dr. Andy and Mike, who have both regained consciousness. They are all anxiously waiting for the baby, whose sex Mike forgot to check (he was passed out, after all), to be brought into the room by a nurse. The nurse brings in the baby - a boy - and hands him to Scarlet. As Rosie and everyone gathers in to look at the baby, she asks his name. “Marshall” is Mike’s reply, while Scarlet says “Landon”. Although Mike suggests they agree to disagree, Scarlet lets it be known that the baby will be named “Landon”. Getting a good look at the baby, Rosie asks the nurse if she brought in the right baby. The nurse informs her that Scarlet was the only person to have a baby in the hospital, so there is no chance of a mix-up. When the nurse asks why Rosie asked about the baby, Rosie tells her “because…he’s black!”
Just then, the door swings open and a young man in military fatigues stands in the doorway to the shock of everyone in the room. “What’s wrong?” the man (special guest star Josh Henderson) asks everyone, saying “you didn’t think I would miss my little nephew’s birthday did ya?” Harper remarks how beautiful her new great-grandson is, and Rosie again mentions the fact that the baby is black. This news doesn’t faze Harper, who simply replies “so what, so was your father…”

9:30 - Life Happens (SERIES FINALE)
"Wedding Interrupted"
Last time on LIFE HAPPENS…Markus’ fiancé Nina lets Melody know that she is marrying Markus, not Melody…Eric’s marriage proposal to Ivonne is interrupted by his father’s disapproval of his son wearing women’s clothing…Val officially moved in with her baby daddy, Reg, but doesn’t want a romantic relationship.

Nina (special guest star Minnie Driver) and Melody continue their awkward relationship in planning Nina’s wedding to Markus, with Nina taking any and every opportunity to rub the fact that Markus is marrying her in Melody’s face.
Reg is unhappy that Val doesn’t seem to want a romantic relationship with him, but he takes comfort in the fact that she does want them to have a platonic relationship for the sake of their unborn child.
After Eric’s (guest star Steven Sandvoss) parents leave, Ivonne is left to pick up the pieces, as Eric is determined to stay in show business despite their objections. Touched at Eric’s devotion to his craft, and to her, Ivonne tells Eric that she will marry him.
Melody unloads on her friends at the Green Clover and tells them what a bitch Nina is being. Ivonne suggests “quitting” as her maid of honor, while Val jokingly tells her to stand up for her man - Markus. Melody decides to do just that, much to Ivonne and Val’s consternation.
Ivonne and Eric head to the Justice of the Peace to get married, with Val and Reg serving as witnesses.
Nina and Markus’ wedding day has finally arrived and everything is going beautifully. The bridesmaids make their way down the aisle, followed by Nina, who joins Markus up front with the minister. When the minister asks if there is anyone who objects to the union, Melody begins to speak up.

10:00 - His Closet (R)
"What Can You Do? (Pilot)"
In one of the most provocative shows of the season, His Closet is the story of a husband and father who discovers his sexual orientation isn't all what it's cracked up to be. Now, living as an open gay man, he must deal with life's newest problems as his family remains in total shock.

In the pilot, Marissa tries to find a way to gain legal rights to the house but due to a pre-marital agreement Duke owns the house and everything in it. Duke tells Marissa she and the kids will be staying in the house with him, just the dynamics will be a bit different but not to be scared of change. Danny is embarrassed by his dad’s sexuality and when his friends at school find out he begins to get teased and starts truanting. Chloe’s friend Alice has a boyfriend but Chloe feels 14 is too young to be in a relationship. Marissa worries her divorce is having an effect on the kids.

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable: Paula Poundstone, Andy Dick, Gilbert Gottfried
Topics: NBC Fall Schedule Released; Winner of Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains; Kate Gosselin Wants Help Raising Children; Tom Says Suri Has Great Taste; Heidi Montag Calls Cops on Mom; Miley Cyrus a Slut?

11:30 - Rock the Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture: None Tonight
Tonight's Guests: Jane Lynch (Glee) and Monica Potter (Parenthood)
Tonight's Musical Guest: American Idol Winner, Kris Allen
Stand Up on Politics: Democrats Ahead in Races?


TUESDAY, MAY 18TH
8:00 - Notorious (SEASON FINALE)
"The Kennedy Curse"
Actor James Gandolfini (HBO’s THE SOPRANOS) hosts this special episode devoted to the many tragic events linked to the Kennedy Family, giving rise to the legend of the Kennedy Curse.

The United States doesn’t have a royal family, but the Kennedy family comes close. While most people associate power and wealth with the family - having spawned one U.S. president, three U.S. senators, as well as congressmen and several other political offices. It is also claimed that the Kennedy’s, no stranger to tragedy, are also cursed. Among the events of the Kennedy family examined are:

ROSEMARY KENNEDY: Born in 1918, Rosemary was the third child - and first daughter - of Joseph and Rose Kennedy. Rosemary was reported to have an often-stormy personality and was subjected to often violent mood swings. Described as outwardly shy, Rosemary was also reported to have an I.Q. indicating a moderate form of retardation, although this has been disputed. In 1941, at age 23, Rosemary underwent a then-new procedure called a lobotomy in an attempt to help calm her mood swings. The lobotomy was performed by Drs. James Watts and Walter Freeman by making a surgical incision in the front of the brain on both sides, all while Rosemary was still conscious. Instead of curing her mood swings, the operation was a complete failure. She remained with the mentality of an infant - often staring at walls for hours; she also had trouble speaking and was left incontinent. In 2005, at the age of 86, Rosemary Kennedy became the first of Joseph and Rose Kennedy’s children to die of natural causes. She had been confined to a mental institution in Wisconsin since the botched lobotomy in 1941.

PLANE MISHAPS: Many members of the Kennedy family have been killed or injured in plane crashes. The eldest Kennedy child, Joseph Kennedy, Jr. was killed in action during World War II while stationed in England in 1944 at age 29; the victim of a mid-air aircraft explosion. His body was never recovered … Kathleen Kennedy Cavendish, a younger sister to John F. Kennedy, was killed in a plane crash in France in 1948, along with her traveling companion. Kennedy Cavendish was only 28 years old, and had already been widowed; her husband, William Cavendish died in 1944 after just four months of marriage … In 1964, Senator Edward “Ted” Kennedy survives a plane crash after being pulled from the wreckage by fellow senator Birch Bayh of Indiana. Kennedy would spend weeks in the hospital recovering from a broken back, a punctured lung, broken ribs, and internal bleeding … John F. Kennedy, Jr., son of the former president, dies along with his wife and sister-in-law off the coast of Martha’s Vineyard, in Massachusetts. The party had been on their way to family wedding. Kennedy, the pilot of the aircraft, was 38 years old.

UNTIMELY/ACCIDENTAL DEATHS: In 1956, future first lady Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy gave birth to a stillborn daughter that she and her husband had planned to name Arabella. She is buried next to her parents in Arlington National Cemetery under a marker that simply reads “Daughter” … tragedy would again strike Jackie in August 1963 when she went into labor six weeks early and gave birth to Patrick Bouvier Kennedy; he died two days later … David Kennedy, a son of Senator Robert F. Kennedy, had battled drug problems on and off for many years. The dependency on drugs is blamed on an auto accident in 1974. David was a passenger in a car driven by his older brother, Joseph Kennedy II; the accident paralyzed his girlfriend. David’s dependency on drugs ultimately led to his death in 1984 at a Palm Beach, Florida hotel. The 28-year old Kennedy had died from an overdose of cocaine, Demerol, and Thioridazine … In 1997 Michael Kennedy, another son of Robert Kennedy, dies on a family vacation in Aspen, Colorado when he hit’s a tree while skiing. The 39-year old Kennedy was not wearing a helmet or any protective equipment.

ASSASSINATIONS: Two prominent Kennedy family members, President John F. Kennedy and his brother, Senator Robert F. Kennedy were both victims of an assassins bullet - less than 5 years apart. John Kennedy was shot and killed while riding in a motorcade through Dealey Plaza in Dallas, Texas on November 22, 1963. The Kennedy assassination is perhaps the most controversial death in American history. While Lee Harvey Oswald was arrested for the murder, he was the victim of assassination himself just two days later, effectively ending any chance to conclusively prove his guilt or innocence. In the years since 1963, a majority of Americans continue to hold the belief that Oswald either did not act alone in killing John Kennedy or was not involved at all. Among the most prominent conspiracy theories: Cuban President Fidel Castro had Kennedy killed in response to the failed Bay of Pigs invasion, supported by the United States, in 1961; anti-Castro Cuban Americans killed Kennedy due to his failure to provide protection to the invasion force at the Bay of Pigs; the Mafia had Kennedy killed due to the diligence of his brother, then-Attorney General Robert F. Kennedy, who had made prosecuting the mob a major priority; the FBI and CIA conspired to murder the president because he had resisted their plans for a broad war in Southeast Asia; the finger of suspicion has even been pointed at Kennedy’s successor, his vice-president, Lyndon B. Johnson. Regardless of who actually pulled the triggers, an ABC News poll in 2003 found 70% of Americans believe the assassination was the work of more than one person, while a 2004 Fox News survey found 66% of Americans favoring a conspiracy and 74% thought the government was attempting to cover-up the truth.
After his brother was murdered, attorney general Robert F. Kennedy stayed on in the Lyndon Johnson administration for almost a year, before resigning in September 1964 and began serving his term as a senator from the state of New York in 1965. Kennedy’s election to the Senate fueled speculation that he would seek the 1968 Democratic Party nomination for president. Kennedy did indeed throw his hat in the ring for the 1968 election and seemed poised to win the nomination. Kennedy had just won the California primary on June 5, 1968 and had made a celebratory speech at the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles when he was struck and killed by an assassin’s bullet as he walked through the hotel pantry. A 20-year old Palestinian immigrant, Sirhan Sirhan, was arrested for the murder. Unlike the famous Zapruder film which captured the assassination of John F. Kennedy, only the aftermath of Robert Kennedy’s murder was filmed, although the actual murder is caught on audio tape. Due to a lack of crime scene footage, like in his brother’s death, conspiracy theories have arisen in the murder of Robert Kennedy. Among the most popular involve the CIA and a second gunman. The physical images of CIA agents linked to anti-Castro movements were reportedly captured on film during the assassination while the wounds to Kennedy seem to contradict the location from which Sirhan is alleged to have fired from. L.A. County coroner Thomas Noguchi has given credibility to the second gunman theory by stating that he the fatal wound to Kennedy was behind his right ear and fired from no more than an inch away, while witnesses to the murder say that Sirhan was not behind Kennedy. Sirhan was convicted and sentences to death in 1969, but that was commuted to life in prison in 1972; he was again denied parole in 2006 and remains behind bars.

SCANDALS: In 1972, Senator Edward “Ted” Kennedy declined to seek the nomination for president, perhaps out of fear of being assassinated like his two older brothers, or perhaps because of the Chappaquiddick scandal of 1969 was still fresh in voters’ minds. In July 1969, Kennedy had attended a party on Chappaquiddick, a small island of the coast of Martha’s Vineyard. Kennedy left the party and head back to Martha’s Vineyard, accompanied by a female companion, Mary Jo Kopechne. Kennedy, who was driving, claimed to have taken a wrong turn and accidentally drove his car off Dike Bridge, a wooden bridge with no guard railing. Kennedy was able to get out of the car and swim to shore, while Kopechne was trapped inside the car and drowned. However, Kennedy would return to his hotel room, change clothes and go to sleep for the night, before reluctantly calling the police the next morning. Adding to the confusion were changes Kennedy made in his statements that conflicted with the physical evidence, along with the rumor that he and Kopechne had a sexual relationship.
Although a Massachusetts judge found “probable cause”, the District Attorney declined to press any charges against the senator. For the rest of his life, the Chappaquiddick scandal and its still unresolved questions haunted Kennedy. The accident was mocked in a fake Volkswagen ad made by the “National Lampoon” and it has been alleged that Kennedy himself showed little to no remorse for Kopechne’s death. A 1994 BBC program gave a new spin on the Chappaquiddick scandal by claiming that perhaps Kennedy wasn’t even in the car when Kopechne, who was not familiar with larger cars - Kennedy drove an Oldsmobile - and the area, drove off the Dike Bridge. Kennedy, the program claimed, had gotten spooked when he saw a police officer and got out of the car so rumors of an extramarital tryst would not begin. The BBC program theorized that this could be why Kennedy appeared unconcerned with whether or Kopechne was alive when he called the police the following morning.
Although not as sensational as Chappaquiddick, Kennedy’s nephew, William Kennedy Smith, was tried and acquitted of rape in 1991 in south Florida. While Smith admitting to sleeping with the woman, he denied that it was not consensual. Other women reportedly were prepared to testify that Smith had sexually assaulted them during the 1980s, but their testimony was excluded from the trial and he was found not guilty. The trial had an unintended consequence for his uncle Ted Kennedy, in that it brought back parallels to his own Chappaquiddick scandal. Smith returned to the news in 2004 when he was once again accused to sexually assaulting a former employee of the Center for International Rehabilitation which Smith worked for at the time. Although Smith again denied the charges, he did resign from the center. Unlike 1991, this case did not even go to trial, in 2005 a court dismissed the charges against Smith.

Is the Kennedy clan - American royalty - really cursed? Or are they the victims of reckless behavior brought on by alcohol and drugs? Or are these events simply natural events that happen in such a large family as the Kennedys? Cursed or not, the Kennedys have endured much pain and anguish over the past century, and most of it in the bright glare of the media spotlight.

9:00 - His Closet (R)
"Guess Who Came to Dinner?"
Duke’s gay lover Richard meets the family at a beyond awkward dinner filled with a political history of gays, condoms in Danny’s pocket, a bitch-fest when Marissa loses it with Richard and Duke, Chloe’s discovery of Richard’s pornographic past and a brick through the window, launched by a homophobic kid who is struck by several pieces of glass in vital areas, his only hope of rescue is by the queers he claims to hate. The next morning Danny can’t get his head around the fact that Richard spent the night.

10:00 - Black Tarmac (SEASON FINALE)
"Fire in the City"
Scene 1
The formal is underway at the Hotel Ibis in a city adjacent to the small Chicago town they live. We open in the boiler room, a huge room directly positioned under the function room. In the function room Lewis and Alexandra are enjoying themselves, they had been there less than 30 minutes and had each had at least 5 alcoholic beverages.
Alexandra: Do you love me Louie?
Lewis looks over at Beverly who is sitting with Clark. He then looks into Alexandra’s eyes.
Lewis: I’m getting there. But I need a little longer.
Alexandra: You’ll never get her you know. She’ll never love you, not like I do. So I suggest you get over her, before you force me to get over you.
Alexandra rests her head on Lewis.
Alexandra: Do you think our relationship will make it through the night?
Lewis: I guess we’ll find out in the morning.
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Coleen wonders the hotel; she has spent the last 24 hours wasted. She can’t find Kate, they aren’t supposed to be separated, what is the institution found her? They came to the hotel to tell Conrad that Coleen wanted a divorce, she wasn’t so sure now. Kate had gotten into her mind. Maurice passes her in the lobby.
Maurice: Excuse me, do you know a man called Derek Reid.
Derek: Sort of.
Maurice: Well if you see him. Tell him Maurice is here and Maurice wants that favor. You may want to mention it’s a big one.
Maurice smiles as he walks on. Coleen pays no attention to what he said; she’s too wasted to care.

Scene 2
Damien looks over at Jasmine who is sitting alone. He gives a look of lust towards her. Rory appears behind him.
Rory: There’s nothing stopping two single hearts dancing together, sure as hell better than them dancing alone.
Damien: She would never go for me.
Rory: You don’t know that Damien. Know we’ve had our differences but I’m renewing myself, trying to regain any lease on life I can. If you don’t do it tonight, you’ll regret it forever after. Some nights are destined to be great.
Damien shakes Rory’s hand and walks towards Jasmine. He gets to her and says nothing, he helps her up and kisses her, without saying a word.
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Conrad and Evelyn are up in a room on the second floor having sex.
Evelyn: We are going to be great together.
Conrad: We are not going to be together.
Evelyn slaps him.
Evelyn: I’m prepared to kill to be in your arms.
Conrad: Prove it…
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Gregory pushes Derek against a wall.
Gregory: What is going on with Evelyn and Conrad?
Derek: I have no idea. Why?
Gregory: Because that bitch is up to something, I just know it.
Derek: I’m in the dark as always.
Gregory: You are dark, that’s why I blame you… Where did you come from, things were good before you should up.
Derek: I didn’t create insanity, old man.

Scene 3
Boiler room, a masked figure throws petrol around the entire room. They leave the room, doing nothing else… yet.
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Jasmine and Damien slow dance. Bob watches them. Damien smiles at Jasmine and pulls her closer. Gary enters the room and sees his son with her and begins to storm towards them, Bob stops him.
Bob: Let this one play out. It’ll be interesting come fall.
Gary: Who are you?
Bob: I’m her best kept secret and her biggest mistake. I’m here to keep her safe, kind of like her guardian and I’m telling you let this one run it’s course. It’s best for both of them.
Damien waves at his dad, who hesitates, then waves back…

Scene 4
Boiler room, the door open a match flies in and the entire room goes alright. Beat, Beat. Beat. BOOM! Explosion.
The explosion wipes out the function room located directly above the boiler room and fire rapidly spreads the rest of the hotel…

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable: Whoopi Goldberg, Larry the Cable Guy, Patton Oswalt
Topics: Charlie Sheen Reaches Deal to Return to Two and a Half Men; FOX Upfronts; Juan Carlos Cruz Hired Hitmen to Kill Wife; Jenny McCarthy Has a New Man; Rachel Uchitel Set to Strip for Playboy; Lindsay Lohan Out on the Town Again

11:30 - Rock the Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture: Miss USA Champion a Pole Dancer?; No One Wants to be on Celebrity Rehab!; Rachel Uchitel
Tonight's Guest: Matthew Fox (LOST)
Tonight's Musical Guest: Alicia Keys
Stand Up on Politics: Primary Elections


WEDNESDAY, MAY 19TH
8:00 - $7.25 an Hour
"Episode 22"
A reality series following workers across America who get paid minimum wage for their work.
Today's episode features the following jobs: Aerobics Instructors, Travel Guides, Bicycle Repairers

8:30 - Million Dollar Giveaway
"Episode 11"
Current Total: $855,000
Pitch 1 - Two student cooks (Mary and David) from South Carolina are here today to ask for $1000 in order to patent their cheesecake recipe. After offering each judge a sample of their chessecake they patiently await their fate.
The Verdict: "This is some damn good cheese cake" one judge compliments. However the rest of the judges believe the money could be put to better use. After talking to the students however and their intent to go into business with these cheese cake they agree to grant the money.
Remaining Total: $854,000
Pitch 2 - David goes off stage however Mary stays where she is. Mary then begins to tell the panel about her work with a charity set up to help children in third world countries. Mary is asking for a further $5,000 towards her tour of third world countries with the charity.
The Verdict: The judges find this a nobel cause, a full time student, working as a chef and volenterring for a worthy charity, they decide to grant the money.
Remaining Total: $849,000

9:00 - Open to the Public (SERIES FINALE)
"THERE’S A WHOLE LOT OF SHAKIN’….NOT…GOING ON"
Seizing on the fact they are aware that Megan and Marc are away in Mexico on a romantic vacation to see where their relationship takes them and that Clayton is in a sailing regatta off British Columbia the Pacific Paradise Development Corp makes their grandest and ultimately successful move to obtain Pacific Vista for their condominium project when they use a fake scientist with dummied up report to convince the naïve Emily and Clark Ironer that the Club is built over a major seismic fault line.

Clark convinces his mother that they should call Pacific Paradise and see if they are still interested in buying the club. Things move quickly and Emily sells the club. Shortly after she has a pang of conscience when she realizes that many lives could be put in jeopardy if condos are built on a fault line. Meanwhile Megan, Marc and Clayton all return and are horrified to find out the club has been sold. Clayton nearly passes out.

Marc immediately smells a rat and gets lawyer McKenna Vanderlaw to look into the seismic report. Meanwhile he and Megan sit on a bench and watch Wong the groundskeeper and Schweitzer taking down an ancient tree that has died and is a hazard on the edge of the course. They discuss their future now that they will no longer be working at the same place and wonder what will happen.

McKenna uncovers the report is a fake but Paradise covered their tracks and there is nothing linking them to the fake report. Pacific Vista cannot get out of the contract.

The staff and the Vanderlaws gather in Clayton’s office and reminisce and try and contemplate the sad future of having to say good bye to each other and live life away from Pacific Vista. Schweitzer interrupts to find out if Clayton wants Wong to burn the old tree that has been cut up. A morose Clayton says he doesn’t care. Schweitzer then asks “What about this old plaque” we found?” Marc demands to see the plaque. He looks at it in stunned wonder and then asks Mr. Vanderlaw if he is still good friends with a state senator.

The greedy Pacific Paradise developers are celebrating in their office around a scale model of the mammoth condo development they will some day build over where the beautiful golf course once stood when
Emily, Marc, Clayton, Megan, Schweitzer, Esteban, Clark, Wong, Anika and the Vanderlaws along with the state senator suddenly burst into the office. The developers demand to know the meaning of the intrusion and Marc says “This!” He hold up the plaque that reveals that the land Pacific Vista is located on was once an encampment of Captain James Cook on his expeditions along the California coast. The state senator says it has been authenticated as legitimate and he has obtained an emergency measure from the California legislature declaring the Pacific Vista a historical sight and banned ANY future development on the property.

With Pacific Vista now worthless to the developers Emily says she will let them off the hook if they tear up the contract. Defeated at last the Developers do as she asks and destroy the contract. Pacific Vista shall now remain forever safe from them. The episode ends as the PV crew and the Vanderlaws celebrate in the club restaurant and the celebration escalates as Marc proposes to Megan and she accepts. The camera draws back through the club window and continues until the club is just a spec of light on the coast and then the camera fades to black.

9:30 - The Online Life
"Meeting"
Anthony decides to ask Janet to a meeting at a neutral place. Janet asks Anthony why he wants to meet, and Anthony tells her that he just wants to talk. Janet is a bit creeped out, but agrees to the meeting. Anthony is thrilled that he finally gets to meet Janet, but decides against telling the other board members about his meeting with Janet. Anthony walks into a small coffee shop, the place the two agreed to meet, and walks up to a lady of similar features as Janet. He taps the lady on the shoulder and says, "finally glad we get to meet", the lady stands up and smacks Anthony across the face. She walks out, and Anthony knows that was not Janet. A few minutes later, another women of similar features walks in and walks up to Anthony. She says hello and sits down...TO BE CONTINUED.

10:00 - Daddy's Little Princess (MINI-SERIES FINALE)
"Promises"
Scene 1 – Courtroom
Jenny is standing in the witness box. She glances up to see her dad glaring down at her from the stand. She’d refused the offer of doing it via video link. She wanted to see his face when he got a guilty verdict. His defence lawyer was Mr Garrity. He was coming closer and closer to her, like a bird swooping on prey. He needed to get this right; he needed to get his client off the hook… no matter what innocent lives he’d crush along the way.

Garrity
What did your father do to you, Jennifer?

Jenny
He… he… raped me.

Garrity
Did he? Or are you lying?

Jenny
I’m not a liar.

Garrity
You were in serious trouble, you needed to get out of it so you fabricate some story to get yourself out of it. But this is where the lies stop, Jennifer. Your mother killed herself because of your lies. So I’ll ask again and this time, the jury want to hear the truth. What did your father do to you, Jennifer?

Jenny looks up at her father and the smirk on his face makes her strong. She has to do this.

Jenny
He raped me. When I was 6 years old, he started to rape me. Do you know what that feels like, Mr Garrity?

Garrity
I think the real question here is, do you?

Jenny
All the evidence you need is over there.

She points towards the benches, the Inspector sheepishly looks up. He had been comforting two babies; a boy and a girl. Her babies. Helen and Jimmy. The inspector stands up and shows the babies to the jury.

Garrity
Who’s the father of those children, Jennifer?

Jenny
My dad.

Garrity
Liar.

Jenny
If you don’t believe me, look at the DNA tests. He’s their dad and he’s mine too. He’s a rapist, a filthy disgusting rapist. How can you even defend this man? Have you no morals, no conscience? He deserves to rot in hell for what he put me through. DO YOU HEAR ME? ROT IN HELL!!

She’s talking to her father now, his smirk wiped firmly off his face. He is livid, angry but Jenny can see through it now. He’s scared and she laughs and steps off the witness stand, past Mr Garrity, her father and through the grand ornate doors.. away from the hell, the nightmare. The inspector follows, carrying a baby in each hand.
END OF SCENE

Scene 2 – Court reception
The inspector catches up to Jenny, who is aiming for the entrance.

Inspector
I think you’ve forgot something.

He holds out the babies to her. Jenny takes them, Helen straight away, reluctant to take Jimmy but she caves in.

Inspector
What are you going to do now?

Jenny
It’s time for a new life. A fresh start away from all of this.

Inspector
You deserve it. You’ve walked through Hell and came out stronger than ever. Your mother would have been proud.

Jenny
Yeah… thank you.

Inspector
Coming back for the verdict?

Jenny
Wouldn’t miss it for the world.

Together, they walk back the way they came to wait for the jury to decide.
END OF SCENE

Scene 3 – Courtroom
Judge
The jury has reached their decision. Will the jury please give their verdict?

Jury leader
We find the defendant…

Jenny looks over at her father. He is smirking.

Jury leader
Guilty.

The smirk is gone, replaced with sheer terror. Jenny laughs and walks out the courtroom once more, not even looking at her father. She doesn’t need to look at that face again.
END OF SCENE

Scene 4 – Care Home
Jenny is standing in a care home, children run past her, laughing and playing. It appears to be a happy place. A door opens and an elderly woman peers out.

Carer
Can I help you?

Jenny
I don’t want him. Can you take him?

Jenny holds out Jimmy and the carer comes bustling out of her office to have a closer look.

Carer
Why wouldn’t you want such an adorable little thing? (talking to Jimmy now) Aren’t you? Oh yes you are, oh yes you are.

Jenny is reminded of the midwife and she smiles, he’ll be in safe hands at least.

Jenny
It’s complicated.

Carer
Well, there’s all the paperwork to do. You can’t just dump babies on us like that, it’s not how it works, I’m afraid.

Jenny
Oh. Well, I haven’t got time.

Carer
Then I’m sorry, I can’t help you. Here. When you’ve got more time, come back and we’ll go through all the necessary paperwork.

Jenny takes her baby and walks to the entrance. Before she goes, she places Jimmy on a chair.

Jenny
I’m sorry.

Jenny leaves without her baby boy.
END OF SCENE

Scene 5 – Coach station
Jenny is pushing baby Helen in a pram, Helen is sleeping peacefully in her chair. A coach pulls up; Jenny folds the pram. With the pram in one hand, Helen in the other, she hops onto the coach, ready to start her new life…

END OF SERIES

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable: Kevin James, Wanda Sykes, Damon Wayan
Topics: ABC Upfronts; Kelly Preston Pregnant!; Lindsay Lohan Gets High Remarks From Alcohol Class; David Arquette Goes Down at L.A. Lakers Game; LeBron James Mom with Teammate?; Dancing with the Stars Eliminates Another Contestant

11:30 - Rock the Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture: Kelly Preston Pregnant; Miss USA Contestant Sabotaged?; LOST Airs Last Tuesday Episode
Tonight's Guest: Jennifer Love-Hewitt
Tonight's Musical Guest: Backstreet Boys
Stand Up on Politics: Primaries


THURSDAY, MAY 20TH
8:00 - Divergent Point
"A CURSE ACROSS ALL TIME LINES"
ORIGINAL HISTORY: In 1889 The Duke of Pembroke and world renowned archeologist Sir. Francis Eddington discovers the lost treasure of King Tutankhamen in the Valley of the Kings in Egypt.

DIVERGENT POINT: An Egyptian man with key information that pointed Eddington towards where the treasure was found has disappeared from the time line. Eddington now searches elsewhere and is killed in a cave in and King Tut’s treasure remains undiscovered until 1922 when Howard Carter now finds the treasure.

THE MISSION: The team must now travel back and make sure Eddington discovers the treasure. For the first time in the series there is tension between Saxon and Zoe. Saxon is put off by the fact that Maxine the supercomputer would select this as their next Divergent Point to change as Saxon says they are trying to restore essential events in history and not aide in a treasure hunt. Zoe takes the computer side saying that Max wouldn’t’ have selected the mission without a reason even though the computer has yet to make the correlation as to why this Divergent Point is important.

Reluctantly Saxon agrees to defer to the computer and use the energy resources of the Keyhole go to Egypt. Dr. Bannister and Zoe says they will keep Max working on finding the importance of this Divergent Point as Saxon and Regan journey to the 19th century.

Knowing Eddington is a playboy ladies man the plan is for Regan to show up as a rival archeologist and romance Eddington and get him to join forces with her in order to get Eddington to dig move his dig to the Valley of the Kings. Saxon poses as her manservant.

The plan seems to be working as Eddington is charmed by Regan but is still resistant to team up with her. Thing go bad when a band of Egyptian nationals who resentful to outsiders and have for centuries protected the secret of the vast treasure of a largely forgotten Boy King have unknown to Eddington have placed a spy in their midst. The spy intuitively realizes that Saxon is not what he appears to be and could be a dangerous man. Reporting to their leader that these two new arrivals pose a serious threat to the Tomb of Tutankhamen being exposed the leader decides to move up his plan to dispatch the Eddington expedition.

While Eddington and Regan and two of his expedition members. A father and his young son are below ground on the dig site. The spy sacrifices himself and blows up the tunnel sealing Regan and the other underground.

Above ground Saxon and other members engage in a gun battle with the Egyptians and Saxon is able to use his advanced military training to kill the attackers. However the damage is already done-the others are trapped.

Below ground Regan slowly realizes that the cave in the original history was probably no accident as history records but this attack. No bodies from the expedition were ever found because they were all forever buried underground when the attack occurred. The difference now is that Saxon was above playing cards with the other two members of the Eddington expedition. He is now their only hope.

The race is on for Saxon to martial resources and apply his advanced knowledge of 21st century engineering to rescue Regan and the others before they run out of air. Saxon barely manages to save them with minutes to spare before they all asphyxiated.

Regan saying the affair has been too much for her says she’s returning to England but turns over the map she has that will point Eddington to the Valley of the Kings where he finds the treasure.

Returning to 2039 Zoe informs the weary expedition members that Maxine succeeded in finding the importance of the mission. The young boy that was trapped with Regan grows up to father an Egyptian president whose cool head and diplomatic skills managed to avert yet another mid-east war with Israel.

9:00 - His Closet (R)
"I'm Here, I'm Queer"
Duke is upset when he finds out that when Danny was asked at school if his dad was gay and he replied ‘No.’ Marissa is elected to drive Richard to the airport but when they get a flat on a dusty country road that is rarely travelled on, with no houses for miles and no cell phone range they only have each others company until someone finds them. Duke must go down to the school and sort out Chloe’s bad attitude towards her teachers and fellow class mates and as they are leaving Duke hears Danny telling his friends his dad is gay, putting a smile on Richards face.

10:00 - You've Got the Wrong Man!
"Episode 33"
SEGMENT 1: Paul “Poppy” Rodriguez is looking at spending the rest of his life in San Quinton unless his lawyers can convince the appeals court that he did not in fact murder a rival biker. “Poppy” admits he has a rap sheet but the crimes were always petty. Police say however he escalated to the felony of murder when he gunned down Hernando Vasquez of rival bike gang…the Barrio Boys. “Poppy” says it was actually a the leader of a third biker gang that killed Hernando due to a run in he had when Hernando led the Barrio boys through the rivals territory on the way to San Diego. With no alibi however police believe “Poppy” used a shot gun to murder his rival.

SEGMENT 2: Profiles Carolina Canaday who spent five years in prison for child abuse but was recently freed when her husband who she was protecting because he was the bread winner of the family, came forward and admitted his guilt after finding Jesus. Canaday now free admits it was wrong for her to cover at the expense of the child and say she deserves the time she spent even if she was not the actual abuser.

SEGMENT 3: The cold walls of a Minnesota prison is where Robert Jeffers will spend the next 25 years for his conviction of the disappearance and murder of his sister Tina Marie. Police say that when the 30 year old woman vanished it was in the midst of a legal battle over the inheritance left to them by their mother noted horse breeder Leslie Anne Jeffers. Police had no leads in her vanishing until her body was found tied to weights at the bottom of a lake by sports divers more than a decade after he disappearance. Jeffers lawyers argue that only the weakest of circumstantial evidence exits to tie Robert to the murder of his sister and further argues it was a rush to judgment by a DA up for re-election at the time the body was discovered.

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable: Kathy Griffin, Robin Williams, Ryan Stout
Topics: CBS Upfronts; Wal-Mart Pulls Miley Cyrus' Jewelry After Toxic Metal Found; Arrest Warrant Issued for Lindsay Lohan; Bret Michaels on Oprah; Anna Nicole Smith's Dirty Underwear on eBay; Megan Fox Cut From Transformers 3

11:30 - Rock the Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture: Lindsay Lohan Heading to Jail?; Heidi Montag Says Spencer Did Not Change Her; Miss USA Winner
Tonight's Guest: Ryan Murphy (Creator of Glee)
Tonight's Musical Guest: Cast of Glee
Stand Up on Politics: Washington Out


FRIDAY, MAY 21ST
8:00 - Survivors: Revisited (RETURN)
"Heroes vs. Villains"
In tonight's Survivors: Revisited, we talk to the entire cast of season 20, Heroes vs. Villains. The winner, Sandra, talks about her big win and how it feels to be the only winner twice on the show. Survivors: Revisited will also talk to runners-up Parvati and Russel on if they could do anything different to help them win. On this episode, contestants will also answer questions from viewers LIVE! Every contestant is expected to be asked two questions on anything that happened this season. Survivors: Revisited is also given a sneak peak at season 21, Survivor: Nicaragua.

9:00 - Reality Update
"Episode 17"
PIFN goes through the week to take a look at the mistakes and funny moments from daytime, primetime, and late night.
This Week: American Idol, The Biggest Loser, Celebrity Apprentice, The City, Dancing with the Stars, Entertainment Tonight, The Hills, The Insider, Inside Edition, Kendra, The Marriage Ref, Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains, Tyra, The View, Wife Swap, and much more!

10:00 - Celebrity Guess Who?
"Jane Lynch and Matthew Morrison"
The favorite board game is coming to real life. Each episode features a celebrity hidden and through contestant’s questions and guesses the celebrity will be revealed with the contestant who guesses correctly winning a money prize.

George Lopez hosts as three contestants try to guess the celebrity behind the screen. Trying to use the clues they are given and the yes or no questions they ask, the first contestant to correctly guess the celebrity wins a cash prize, but be careful - if you guess wrong your game-play is over.

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable: Steve Harvey, Lisa Lampanelli, Martin Lawrence
Topics: The CW Upfronts; Arrest Warrant Issued for Lindsay Lohan, But Lindsay Pays Bail; Bret Michaels Suffers Heart Problem; Jesse James Heading to Nightline for an Interview; Lance Armstrong Crashes on Bike

11:30 - Rock the Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture: Sluttly Celebrities; Hollywood Plastic Surgeries; Linsday Lohan
Tonight's Guest: George Lopez
Tonight's Musical Guest: Sarah McLachlan
Stand Up on Politics: Senate Passes Walll Street Bill

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THE FINAL WEEK OF THE SEASON

MONDAY, MAY 24TH
8:00 - Sue Happy (Series Premiere)
"Liebeck vs. McDonald's Restaurants"
In this new reality series, we look at past court cases that involve people suing companies over the most ridiculous things. In this episode, we look into Liebeck vs. McDonald's Restaurants. In 1992, a woman by the name of Stella Liebeck was injured when she spilled hot McDonald's coffee on herself while trying to remove the lid to add cream and sugar to the coffee. The pants she was wearing absorbed the coffee and left 6% of her skin with 3rd degree burns. After years of trying to recover from her incident, Liebeck asked McDonalds for money to help for her medical expenses, $20,000 to be exact. After McDonalds refused to pay that amount, Liebeck hired an attorney in New Mexico to help fight her case. Before the trial was expected to begin, they asked McDonalds for $300,000, and yet again, McDonalds refused to pay. During the trial, Liebecks attorney discovered that the McDonalds coffee was to be kept at 180 degrees F to keep the contents hot. They felt that the coffee was too hot, and presented evidence that the coffee could burn someone in seconds. In August of 1994, a jury of 12 agreed with Liebeck and her attorney and found McDonalds responsible with 80% of the damages, and Liebeck 20% responsible. The jury awarded Liebeck $2.86 million dollars, but the judge in the case lowered that amount to $640,000 dollars. When McDonalds announced they were appealing the sentence, an agreement was reached outside of court to pay Liebeck a little less than $600,000 dollars. After the incident, many companies put "Contents are Hot" on the coffee cups to avoid a legal incident like the one McDonalds suffered.

8:30 - Sue Happy
"Pearson vs. Chung"
In this new reality series, we look at past court cases that involve people suing companies over the most ridiculous things. In this episode, we look into Pearson vs. Chung. In 2005, a man by the name of Roy Pearson Jr. sued Custom Cleaners for $67 million dollars over a lost pair of pants. The "lost pants" were accidentally sent to a different another dry cleaners and were eventually returned to the correct dry cleaners days later. Several days after the expected pick up date of the pants, Custon Cleaners tried to give Pearson his pants back, but he refused to take them. Pearson told people that the pants were not his and he should not have to accept them. He asked the Chungs to pay over $1,000 dollars, the original price of the pants, but the Chungs refused. As a result of this, Pearson took his case to the District of Columbia's Superior Court. The judge accepted the trial on two claims that the Chungs could not uphold as they stated with signs around their business. The Chungs eventually offered $3000, $4600, and $12000 dollars to Pearson, but he shot all of them down. Pearson then demanded the Chungs to pay $67 million dollars for his pants, but eventually reduced the claim to $54 million dollars. Pearson said $51 million dollars of his claim would go to help others who were misled in the Washington D.C. area, and $2 million was to help get rid of the "discomfort, inconvenience, and mental distress" he suffered from the incident. When the trial began in 2007, Pearson cried in court over his lost pants, and the trial had to be suspended for a time so he could compose himself again. Two weeks later, the judge in the case ruled in favor of the Chungs and Custom Cleaners. After the case gained international attention, Pearson lost his job on the Office of Administration Hearings. Pearson continued pursuing the Chungs; however, and in 2009 asked for his case to be re-heard, but he was shot down by the court system. In 2007, the Chungs ended up closing the dry cleaners business that was involved in the trial, citing loss of revenue and emotional strain over the case.

9:00 - Sue Happy
"Wendy's Chili Finger Incident"
In this new reality series, we look at past court cases that involve people suing companies over the most ridiculous things. In this episode, we look into the infamous Wendy's Chili Finger Incident. In March of 2005, Anna Ayala went into a Las Vegas Wendy's and claimed she found a finger in her hot chili. Ayala claims that finding the finger caused her severe mental distress. After weeks of investigating, detectives discovered that Ayala planted the finger in her chili to get money from the fast food company. Detectives discovered she planted the finger after DNA traced it back to her family member, and the temperature of the finger did not match that of the chili. After the incident, Wendy's tried to lure back in customers with free desserts, while Ayala was sentenced to nine years in prison. Sue Happy sits down with Ayala to ask her why she planted the finger in her chili.

9:30 - Sue Happy (Season Finale)
"Sue Yourself"
In this new reality series, we look at past court cases that involve people suing companies over the most ridiculous things. In this episode, we look into the man who sued himself. Robert Lee Brock, an inmate at Indian Creek Correctional Center in Chesapeake, decided he was going to sue the man that caused all of his problems; himself. Brock claimed that the defendent in the case (himself) violated the plaintiff's (himself) civil rights. Brock then says the plaintiff made the defendent get drunk, hence sending him to prison. Afterwards, Brock decided to sue himself for $5 million dollars. If this case isn't weird enough yet, the strangest part has yet to come. Brock told the state since the defendent did not have the $5 million dollars to pay the plaintiff, that the state should have to pay him since he is a legal ward of the state. A few days after the lawsuit was presented in court, the judge threw out the case she called "frivolous."

10:00 - The PIF Network Awards
A live awards show highlighting the best of the season from PIFN and MBN. The categories and nominees are:
Best Drama: Black Tarmac (PIFN), Divergent Point (PIFN), Dynasty (MBN), and Falling With Style (MBN).
Best Comedy: Being Average (MBN), College (MBN), Gated Community (PIFN), Open to the Public (PIFN), and Rosie (PIFN).
Best Reality: Million Dollar Giveaway (PIFN), Notorious (PIFN), $7.25 an Hour (PIFN), and You've Got the Wrong Man! (PIFN).
Underdog of the Season: Back For Good (PIFN/MBN), Dracula (MBN), Dynasty (MBN), Falling With Style (MBN), Million Dollar Giveaway (PIFN), and $7.25 an Hour (PIFN).
Best Writer: A.C., Fifty, Jay, Smooty, Yankeesrj12.
Best Late Night Series: Goodnight with Matthew Perry (MBN), The Ricki Lake Show (PIFN), and Rosie's Roundtable (PIFN).

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable: Jamie Kennedy, Louis C.K., Ellen DeGeneres
Topics: Lindsay Lohan Due in Court Monday; Tila Tequila to Appear on Celebrity Rehab; Alicia Keys Pregnant?; Winner of Celebrity Apprentice; LOST Series Finale Aired Sunday Night; "Survivor" Producer Wants Custody of Kids; Resse Witherspoon Moving in with Boyfriend

11:30 - Rock the Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture: Lindsay Lohan; Jesse James on Nightline Tomorrow Night; Celebrity Homes Too Big?
Tonight's Guest: Adam Sandler (Grown Ups)
Tonight's Musical Guest: Demi Lovato
Stand Up on Politics: Oil Spill in Gulf Coast



TUESDAY, MAY 25TH
8:00 - Notorious (R)
"Flight 19 / Mary Celeste"
Actor JAMES GANDOLFINI (HBO’s THE SOPRANOS) hosts this new hour-long series that will examine two notorious cases each week.
FLIGHT 19: On December 5, 1945, a group of five Avenger torpedo bombers left from a Naval Air Station in Fort Lauderdale, Florida and never returned. Instead, they entered into the growing mythology and mystery surrounding the Bermuda Triangle. It was supposed to be a routine training exercise, led by Lt. Charles Taylor, a veteran aviator with more 2,500 flying hours, most of them in an Avenger. The twelve other crewmembers on the five planes were also not novices, having spent 300 hours in the sky and roughly 60 hours in an Avenger. The squadron was due to travel due east for 56 miles; continue east for another 67 miles; turn 346 degrees for 73 miles, which would have put the squadron over Grand Bahama Island. Flight 19 would then change course for 120 miles, which would take them back to Ft. Lauderdale. The planes departed Ft. Lauderdale at 2:10 p.m. and everything appeared to be going according to plan. The practice bombing operation was successful and according to radio transmissions the group was ready to make their first turn at around 3:00 p.m. The first signs of trouble emerged at around 3:40 p.m. when Taylor indicated that the squadron was lost, saying that both of his Avenger’s compasses were not functioning properly. Taylor, based on the appearance of the islands beneath the plane, surmised that the squadron was over the Florida Keys. The Keys lay to the south and west of Ft. Lauderdale as opposed to Grand Bahama Island, which lay to the south and east. At least two of the flight students disagreed with Lt. Taylor’s hypothesis that Flight 19 was over the Keys. “…if we could just fly west we could get home…” was heard from one of the students. If the planes were where they were supposed to be (near Grand Bahama Island), flying west would take the planes back to Ft. Lauderdale. Flying west over the Florida Keys would put the planes in the Gulf of Mexico; that may be why Lt. Taylor insisted that the group continue to fly east. Unknowingly, Lt. Taylor was flying further and further out into the Atlantic Ocean.
Lt. Taylor radioed his flight at 6:04 p.m. telling them that he didn’t believe that they had not flown east enough. By this time, the sun had begun to set and the weather was beginning to deteriorate, resulting in rough seas. Taylor’s last message, made at around 6:20 is an instruction to his students to tighten up the plane formation with instructions to eject from the planes if the fuel gauge drops below 10 gallons. There were no other radio transmissions and Flight 19 was never heard from again. All 14 flight members, including Lt. Taylor, were presumed dead.
After a large scale search and rescue mission turned up nothing, a Navy investigation concluded that Lt. Taylor was actually on the correct course, but had mistaken the Bahamas Islands for the Florida Keys and instead of flying towards the coast of Florida, Taylor was actually flying out into the open ocean. The disappearance of Flight 19 was blamed on Taylor; the Navy also pointed out that Taylor had gotten lost during several practice flights and had to be rescued at least twice after ditching his plane in the water. The Navy would later amend their report, backing off putting the blame on Lt. Taylor, after complaints from Taylor’s mother. She noted that the Navy investigation was all hypothetical without the planes or Taylor’s body.
The mystery of what actually happened to Flight 19 looked to be solved in 1986 when an Avenger was found on the ocean floor during a search for wreckage from the Challenger explosion. The plane was retrieved from the ocean in 1990, but markings on the plane made it impossible for it to be one of the Flight 19 planes. Despite continued searches, no traces of the five planes have been found.
Flight 19 has often been tied to the mysterious Bermuda Triangle. One reason is due to an alleged radio transmission from Taylor indicating that the water beneath him was changing colors from green to white and that “everything looks strange”. However, no such exchange is found in Navy records of the incident. The mystery of Flight 19 seems to be a clear case of a pilot losing his direction and dooming his flight in the process, and nothing supernatural. But, until the five notorious Avengers are found, what exactly happened to Flight 19 and the 14 pilot and crew members remains a mystery buried in the murky waters of the Atlantic Ocean.

MARY CELESTE: The “Mary Celeste” was the most unassuming of merchant ships. The double-masted “Mary Celeste” when from obscure to infamous in December 1872 when it was discovered adrift with no crewmembers and its cargo intact, making it a true “ghost ship”.
The “Mary Celeste”, originally called “Amazon” was built by Joshua Dewis in 1861 and was launched from Nova Scotia, Canada; she was owned by a group of eight investors, led by Dewis and a local merchant named William Bigalow. The history of the “Mary Celeste” could offer foreshadowing into its notorious place in the annals of maritime history. Three captains would die aboard the ship, including Robert McLellan, the first captain and a son of one of its owners. McLellan’s replacement, John Parker would lose command of the ship after a fire broke out aboard the vessel while it sat at a shipyard awaiting repairs. The ship’s first ocean voyage was not any luckier. Her next captain was relieved of his duties after it collided with another vessel in the English Channel. Despite this less than stellar beginning, the 282-ton brigantine went on to several profitable, if uneventful, years under its original owners. Her travels would take the ship to Central and South America, as well as the West Indies. “Amazon” could run aground in 1867, resulting in the ship being sold to Richard Haines of New York. It was under Haines’ ownership that the ship took its infamous name “Mary Celeste”. Under the command of Captain Benjamin Briggs and Haines, the “Mary Celeste” would make frequent trips across the Atlantic Ocean and dock at ports in the Adriatic Sea between present day Italy and the former Yugoslavia.
The voyage that would take the “Mary Celeste” into the history books would occur on November 5, 1872. While docked on New York City’s East River, the ship took on more than 1,700 barrels of commercial alcohol, bound for Genoa, Italy. On board the “Mary Celeste” was Capt. Briggs, his wife and two-year-old daughter Sophia and a crew of seven. Before leaving port, Capt. Briggs met up with an old friend from Nova Scotia, David Morehouse. Morehouse was the captain of a Canadian merchant ship, the “Dei Gratia” and the two friends discovered over dinner that they were following similar courses across the Atlantic and into the Mediterranean Sea. Morehouse and the “Dei Gratia” would leave New York with a cargo of more than 1,700 barrels of petroleum a week after the “Mary Celeste” departed.
On December 4, 1872, a crewman on the “Dei Gratia” would spot a ship drifting in the Atlantic waters; slightly yawing and with one of her sails slightly torn. Both ships were about 600 miles west of Portugal. Capt. Morehouse was alerted and upon closer examination, discovered that the ship was the “Mary Celeste”. Eventually, three crewmembers of the “Dei Gratia” boarded the “Mary Celeste” and found a lot of water between the decks and in the hold; however, the ship was not sinking and was still salvageable. The captain’s logbook was found, but the rest of the ship’s papers were missing; also the ship’s clock and compass were not functioning. A telling clue of what may have happened to the captain and crew of the “Mary Celeste” was that the only lifeboat on board was also missing. The cargo appeared to be untouched as well, but upon arrival in Genoa, nine of the 1,701 barrels of alcohol were found to be empty. Capt. Morehouse concluded that although it appeared the “Mary Celeste” had been abandoned in a hurry, there were no signs of a struggle or that any violence had occurred on board.
A Vice Admiralty Court in Gibraltar was convened to investigate the case of the “Mary Celeste” and to determine who should get the salvage rights. After an investigation, the captain and crew of the “Dei Gratia” were awarded salvage rights and were paid $46,000 ($667,000 in 2010), however, that was just one-sixth the value of the cargo. The judgment suggested that the authorities were not entirely convinced that the “Dei Gratia” crew had no involvement in the “Mary Celeste” incident.
After the now infamous voyage, the “Mary Celeste” reverted back to her earlier tragedies. After initially deciding to keep the ship, one of its owners James Winchester reconsidered when his father drowned while brining the ship back to Boston. When Winchester sold the “Mary Celeste”, he did so at an enormous loss. Between 1872 and 1885, ownership of the “Mary Celeste” changed hands 17 times and her condition had deteriorated over the years. In 1885, the ships last owner was G.C. Parker, who deliberately wrecked the “Mary Celeste” off the western coast of Port-au-Prince, Haiti, in an insurance scam. At the time of the wreck, the ship was carrying an over insured cargo of boots and cat food. However, the cursed ship would get the last laugh when the “Mary Celeste” refused to sink. Undaunted, Parker attempted to set fire to the wreck, but the vessel was largely unscathed, although the captain’s log, including the entries from its infamous “ghost” voyage across the Atlantic was destroyed in the fire. Parker was arrested for insurances fraud, but died under unknown circumstances before he could face trial. That appeared to be the end of the tortured story of the “Mary Celeste”, but in 2001, American author Clive Cussler claimed to have found the wreckage of the ship. However, his discovery has been called into question due to the popularity of the name “Mary Celeste”.
What really happened to Capt. Benjamin Briggs and the nine other people on board the “Mary Celeste” as it crossed the icy Atlantic Ocean in December 1872? Despite a myriad of theories – pirates, hijacking by the “Dei Gratia”, an insurance scheme, a fierce Atlantic storm, leaking cargo that could cause an explosion, a tsunami, or even a mutiny – we are no closer to learning the truth of what happened today than we were in 1872. Perhaps it is rather fitting, given its tortured past, that the “Mary Celeste” is forever doomed to be one of histories greatest “ghost ships”.

9:00 - PIFN August Preview
PIFN gives viewers a sneak peak at its new August schedule. Included in this new hour long special: a look at the new season of Fighting Temptation, clips from new episodes of Rule of Law and Sisterhood, and appearances by Rosie O'Donnell and Chris Rock showcasing their primetime series. PIFN also gives viewers an in-depth look at what the Fall 2010 schedule may look like.

10:00 - Black Tarmac (R)
"8 Miles From Home"
Scene 1
Rory has been MIA for days and we begin in a small bar 18 miles away from home sweet home. Rory walks in looking really rough, cuts on his face, ripped clothes, looks hung over, orders a double scotch and sits down next to a really beautiful girl called Kate.
Kate: You look rough.
Rory: Well aren’t you observant.
Rory drinks a sip of the scotch and sets a bundle of cash down in front of Kate.
Kate: Why don’t we start from the beginning?
Rory: Because to understand the beginning, you need to know the end.
Kate: So, what’s the end?
Rory: Me, in a bar, with a woman I’m paying to love me.
We flashback to the night of the rape, Rory has had the crap beaten out of him by Gary. He runs out of the Parker’s house and just runs, he is running and running, blood and sweat everywhere. He sees a car that was left running while the owner ran back into the house, he steals it and begins driving. We watch the mileage go up 18 miles at this point Rory looks in the back and sees there’s a baby fast asleep. He quickly pulls over. We return to the present day.
Kate: So what did you do with the baby?
Rory: Let me tell my story…

Scene 2
Back in the car and Rory must decide what to do with the baby. He tries to start the car again, but its sods law that it’s out of petrol. Rory lifts the baby out of the car and begins walking until he finds a small shop, just shutting up for the night. He runs to the old lady locking the doors and begs her to take the kid; she refuses but agrees to let him have some food from the shop in order to feed the baby. Rory sits in the car, feeding the kid who he has now named Josh, trying to decide what to do. Rory begins to look around the car and discovers a gun under the driver’s seat, he picks it up. Josh begins to cry; he sets the gun down and cradles Josh. After an hour or so Rory recalls a off license he saw about a quarter of a mile back. He locks Josh in the car and begins to run towards the off license, with the gun in his pocket. He runs into the store, flashes the gun at the store owner and tells him to give him the cash from the register, the man obliges. On his way out Rory lifts a couple bottles of vodka and starts running to the car. He gets Josh out and starts walking, he knows he can’t stay in the car as the police will be looking for him. He walks for about a half mile and finds an empty dumpster which he lies down in, with Josh lieing on top of him. Rory drinks himself to sleep. We come back to the bar in the present day.
Rory: You probably think I’m a monster at this point.
Kate: Your hearts in the right place.
Rory: So was Frankenstein’s.

Scene 3
Rory stays in the dumpster all of the next day, knowing it’s a small down and police want him, having nothing else to give Josh, Rory gives him some vodka. Night fall comes and Rory gets out of the dumpster. He notices a huge group of teenagers walking; he follows them, with Josh in his arms. He ends up at a house party, it’s wild and not the place he should be right now but at least he’s comfortable. The owner of the house turns out to be the liquor store assistant Rory held at gunpoint and when he sees Rory, he attacks him with a razor. Rory fights back and soon a full scale fight breaks out. Rory’s clothes begin to get ripped, everyone seems to be attacking him. Rory manages to run out of there, but he left Josh behind, after realizing he can’t decide if he should go back or not. We end up back at the bar.
Kate: Where’s the baby Rory? Where’s my son?
Rory: Your son?
Kate: it was my car you stole, my son you took, my gun you used to rob a liquor store, your fingerprints all over everything. Now where the fuck’s my son?
Rory: Over there with my sister.
We see Jasmine sitting in the bar with Josh in her arms.
Kate: Go home Rory.
Rory: I don’t belong at home; I just finished telling my sister that.
Rory signals jasmine to come over, he takes Josh off her and sets her in Kate’s arms and takes Jasmine’s hand.
Kate: The definition of home is the place where you belong. Go with her Rory, go now.
Rory: OK.
Jasmine: Let’s go.
Rory: Oh, what’s his real name?
Kate: My son’s?
Rory: Yeah.
Kate: David.
Rory: He looks like a Josh.
Kate: I’m denying that.
Rory and Jasmine walk off. Kate looks down at Josh smiles smugly:
Kate: Well that was easy.
Kate lifts the cash and the kid and stands up.

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable: Keenen Ivory Wayans, Sarah Silverman, Greg Proops
Topics: Lindsay Lohan in Court; Tila Tequila Admits She Has a Pill Problem; Lady Gaga Loves the Hermaphrodite Rumors; Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato Split; Rip Torn Completes Alcohol Classes; Dancing with the Stars Finale

11:30 - Rock the Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture: Lindsay Lohan; Lady Gaga Rumors; New TV Comedies in 2010
Tonight's Guest: Kevin James (Grown Ups)
Tonight's Musical Guest: Taylor Swift
Stand Up on Politics: Oil Spill in the Gulf Coast - Slow Government Response



WEDNESDAY, MAY 26TH
8:00 - Million Dollar Giveaway (One Hour Season Finale)
In this episode we relive some of the best causes from this seasons cycle.
Pitch 1 - Jonathan is a 34 year old wheelchair bound ex-serviceman looking for $5,000 from the panel in order to redo his kitchen as it is not wheelchair accessible. Jonathan lost his ability to walk after being stuck down by friendly fire fighting in Iraq.
The Verdict: The panel agree outright that supporting injured troops are always going to be a priority and feel if he was willing to put his life on the line to fight for his country he deserves to have a kitchen he can actually lose. They grant him the $5,000 he asked for.
Pitch 2 - Jane runs a free local dance class each week for under privledged kids in Chicago. After we watch the kids perform, surprisingly well, Jane asks for $35,000 in order to continue running the club for free. We hear a few of the kids stories, Megan is a 14 year old black girl who lived on the streets for 3 years before finally agreeing to go into care and has since become one of the classes top students. John is a 19 year old who was involved in street crime as a kid, since starting dance he has turned his life around and is now choreographing routines for local church productions.
The Verdict: The panel, after much thought and debate, decide to grant them the money. Dancing has turned so many kids lives around and they want to allow this to continue.
Pitch 3 - Raymond has been married to his wife Emily for 31 years, she was recently diagnosed with terminal lung cancer, knowing time with her is limited he wants to create 1 final romantic moment for him to remember her by and is asking for $12,000 to take her on a romantic cruise.
The Verdict: The panel are touched by Raymond's tragic tale and feels that they can reject him a final romantic moment with his long term wife and the only women he ever loved. They decide to grant the money... Emily passed away just days before the cruise, months sooner than doctors had first projected, the money has been donated to cancer research.
Pitch 4 - Harriett is 22 and wants to audition for a broadway musical. She has been singing since she was 6. After giving us a performance to showcase her incredible talent she asks for $6,000 to fund a trip to New York to attend the audition.
The Verdict: The panel are split, chances of someone making it in the acting/music industry are slim. However it is wrong to refuse Harriett her dream and grant the money for her to attend. Million Dollar Giveaway checked up on Harriett after the audition, she didn't get it, she now works at a call centre waiting on another chance to catch her big break. She still attends her singing clubs and is taking acting classes to improve herself.

This season the show gave away $151,000 to worthy causes. We return next season where we hope to reward more deserving citizens the chance to make a small change that'll make a huge difference.

9:00 - $7.25 an Hour (Season Finale)
"Episode 23"
A reality series following workers across America who get paid minimum wage for their work. On tonights finale, we look back at the top jobs from the season.
Today's episode features the following jobs: Busboy, Amusement Park Attendant, Dry Cleaner, Lifeguard, Crossing Guard, Nurse Aid, Chauffeur, Educational Assistant, Bus Driver, and Meter Reader

9:30 - The Online Life (Season/Series Finale)
"Exposed"
After Anthony and Janet meet for the first time, they discover that they have more in common then expected. Neither of them expected that they would fall in love with someone over the internet so quickly, but they can't help how they feel. Knowing how much they mean to each other, they decide to tell everyone on the forum that they are in love with each other. When they head to the boards, everyone is angry that Anthony flipped to the evil side and started dating Janet. Anthony tells them that what he has with Janet is better then what he had with any of his "friends" on the board. Anthony heads to the admin tools, and closes down the forum. Janet thanks Anthony for closing down the forum, and the two leave the room together.

10:00 - Divergent Point (R)
"A CURSE ACROSS ALL TIME LINES"
ORIGINAL HISTORY: In 1889 The Duke of Pembroke and world renowned archeologist Sir. Francis Eddington discovers the lost treasure of King Tutankhamen in the Valley of the Kings in Egypt.

DIVERGENT POINT: An Egyptian man with key information that pointed Eddington towards where the treasure was found has disappeared from the time line. Eddington now searches elsewhere and is killed in a cave in and King Tut’s treasure remains undiscovered until 1922 when Howard Carter now finds the treasure.

THE MISSION: The team must now travel back and make sure Eddington discovers the treasure. For the first time in the series there is tension between Saxon and Zoe. Saxon is put off by the fact that Maxine the supercomputer would select this as their next Divergent Point to change as Saxon says they are trying to restore essential events in history and not aide in a treasure hunt. Zoe takes the computer side saying that Max wouldn’t’ have selected the mission without a reason even though the computer has yet to make the correlation as to why this Divergent Point is important.

Reluctantly Saxon agrees to defer to the computer and use the energy resources of the Keyhole go to Egypt. Dr. Bannister and Zoe says they will keep Max working on finding the importance of this Divergent Point as Saxon and Regan journey to the 19th century.

Knowing Eddington is a playboy ladies man the plan is for Regan to show up as a rival archeologist and romance Eddington and get him to join forces with her in order to get Eddington to dig move his dig to the Valley of the Kings. Saxon poses as her manservant.

The plan seems to be working as Eddington is charmed by Regan but is still resistant to team up with her. Thing go bad when a band of Egyptian nationals who resentful to outsiders and have for centuries protected the secret of the vast treasure of a largely forgotten Boy King have unknown to Eddington have placed a spy in their midst. The spy intuitively realizes that Saxon is not what he appears to be and could be a dangerous man. Reporting to their leader that these two new arrivals pose a serious threat to the Tomb of Tutankhamen being exposed the leader decides to move up his plan to dispatch the Eddington expedition.

While Eddington and Regan and two of his expedition members. A father and his young son are below ground on the dig site. The spy sacrifices himself and blows up the tunnel sealing Regan and the other underground.

Above ground Saxon and other members engage in a gun battle with the Egyptians and Saxon is able to use his advanced military training to kill the attackers. However the damage is already done-the others are trapped.

Below ground Regan slowly realizes that the cave in the original history was probably no accident as history records but this attack. No bodies from the expedition were ever found because they were all forever buried underground when the attack occurred. The difference now is that Saxon was above playing cards with the other two members of the Eddington expedition. He is now their only hope.

The race is on for Saxon to martial resources and apply his advanced knowledge of 21st century engineering to rescue Regan and the others before they run out of air. Saxon barely manages to save them with minutes to spare before they all asphyxiated.

Regan saying the affair has been too much for her says she’s returning to England but turns over the map she has that will point Eddington to the Valley of the Kings where he finds the treasure.

Returning to 2039 Zoe informs the weary expedition members that Maxine succeeded in finding the importance of the mission. The young boy that was trapped with Regan grows up to father an Egyptian president whose cool head and diplomatic skills managed to avert yet another mid-east war with Israel.

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable: Josh Blue, Gilbert Gottfried, Chelsea Handler
Topics: Winner of Dancing with the Stars; Heidi Montag Happy Without Friends; Amityville Horror House For Sale; Victoria's Secret Model Replacing Megan Fox in Transformer 3?; Jesse James on Nightline; Tina Fey Wins Comedy Award

11:30 - Rock the Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture: Celebrity Siblings, Lindsay Lohan Update, Television Season Finales
Tonight's Guest: David Spade (Grown Ups)
Tonight's Musical Guest:
Stand Up on Politics:



THURSDAY, MAY 27TH
8:00 - Divergent Point (Season Finale)
"If Only"
Bannister calls the meeting of the team to announce Maxine the super computer has selected the next Divergent Point to target. And says they are going to April 14, 1865. Saxon blurts out …the day Lincoln died. Jax is bewildered wondering if they were going back to save Lincoln since he died in the original time line. Saxon says he wishes to god they could as the president was always one of his personal heroes but he’s certain that’s not what Bannister has in mind and apologizes to Marcus and asks him to continue.

Bannister agrees that it would be a dream to be able to save Lincoln but they are all about putting back history as they know it and reveals what the mission is.

ORIGINAL HISTORY: Lincoln’s death was part of a failed conspiracy to decapitate the US Government. The Vice-President, Andrew Johnson and the Secretary of State William Seward were also targeted. The attack on Johnson and Seward were never carried out.

DIVERGENT POINT-The attack does now take place on Seward and he is gravely injured but recovers and eventually later in life goes on to facilitate the purchase of Alaska from Russia which later becomes the 49th state.

Bannister says in the original history where Seward was not attacked in the following week he would meet a French businessman who lured Seward out of government to work for his interests in France. Now the meeting never takes place as Seward convalesces and the end result is unlike in the altered history Alaska never becomes a US State. The team must go back and protect Seward.

Regan suggests they bring in her aid Armitage who is an expert on Civil War history and Lincoln’s assassination and the conspiracy surrounding it. Armitage who is on his way for another scheming session with Claire Yang is ordered to report to the meeting and briefed.

Armitage is shocked to hear what the team is planning to do. If they erase this Divergent Point they will once again be putting a Russian presence back onto the North American continent. He says its unthinkable that they would encourage such a threat to National Security. Regan admits that he does have a valid point and then there is the benefits of having the oil rich state as part of the US.

Zoe says they can’t pick and choose their Divergent Points…all of them have to be attempted to be erased unfortunately if it means some unfavorable elements of history have to be restored. Saxon agrees again saying how much he would like to save Lincoln but even in the new time line Lincoln still dies.

Armitage is further distressed when he is drafted into making the Keyhole journey to 1865 as his being a Civil War buff and Re-Enactment enthusiast to he will be helpful to have around for his knowledge surrounding events of that day as the team works in the plan to thwart Seward’s would be assassins. He tries to protest but is chastised by Regan and grudgingly accepts that he will have to go along.

Before they leave he secretly tells Yang he has plans of his own to insure that the team does not succeed in this Divergent Point and the new history of Alaska being in the US will stand.

In 1865 Saxon, Zoe and Armitage arrive and check into a hotel near Seward’s home. Saying he wants to look around a bit before they go to stake out Seward’s home to stop the attacker Armitage leaves the hotel and quickly finds what he is looking for. Using some of the authentic money they took back with them he bribes a couple of neer do wells to attack Saxon when their group departs the hotel and says to make sure that Saxon is injured. In the ensuing chaos Armitage knows that Seward’s would be assassins will be able to make their attempt free of interference from the Keyhole team.

Armitage plans comes to fruition when the Saxon is attacked as the group leaves on their way to Seward’s. Saxon receives a blow to the head and is knocked out cold by a blow to the head. Zoe rushes off to find a doctor and tell Armitage to watch Saxon. While Zoe is gone Saxon comes too but is addled. He doesn’t immediately recognize Armitage and Armitage lets him wander off into the night thinking that if Saxon either dies or becomes lost in the past and they have to leave without him it will be one less obstacle in the way of his plan to eventually take control of the Keyhole device.

Saxon thought not fully aware of who he is and what he’s doing there is taken in to a boarding house by a mother and daughter. They treat his wounds and he slowly pieces together that he comes “from somewhere far away...to help someone...to save…someone...not just someone…the President…I’m here to save President Lincoln. He’s going to die tonight!” he reveals. They press him to as what he’s talking about and he says…”Ford Theatre. He’s going to murdered there.” They try to stop him from leaving but in his addled mind Saxon continues to believes he’s there to save the President.

Zoe returns with a doctor and finds Saxon gone and demands to know what happened to Saxon. Armitage lies and says the attackers came back a second time just after Saxon came to and that he and Armitage fought them and then they ran off and Saxon went after them. Zoe remarks for having been in a fight there is not a scratch on him. Pushing aside her suspicions they go to look for him. Eventually they encounter the woman and daughter who are in a crowd in the street telling about a strange man who says that the President is going to die tonight. Zoe demands to know where he went and the woman says “Ford Theatre”.

Zoe is stunned and then realizes that something must be terribly wrong with Saxon if he thinks they are there to save Lincoln. She must choose to either go after Saxon and stop his benighted attempt to save Lincoln or continue with the original mission to stop Seward's attack and hope that Saxon doesn’t get anywhere near Lincoln and John Wilkes Booth. Zoe realizes that as hellacious as it is to let Lincoln die history will become even more diverged if Saxon succeeds. Hedging her bet she demands Armitage tell him where Saxon is most likely to be in his attempt to stop Booth and then tells Armitage to try and warn the police to threat on Seward and races off. Armitage smiles and does nothing but cross his arms.

Outside of Ford Theatre Zoe arrives and finds that Armitage is right in that Saxon would probably be waiting for Booth to arrive. Zoe manages to disrupt Saxon’s attempt to shoot John Wilkes Booth as he enters the theatre to kill Lincoln. Booth enters without ever knowing he was nearly gunned down himself. Saxon struggles with Zoe that it’s not too late. He can rush the theatre and save the President. Zoe calmly talks him down…trying to get him to remember who he is exactly and why they are there…finally she breaks through to him and they both hang their heads as the sound of screams are heard inside. Booth with his broken leg from the jump onto the stage emerges from the theatre…as he passes by Saxon Jon punches him with all his might in the stomach and grimaces as he must let Booth get away.

Arriving at Seward’s they find the chaos of in the aftermath on the attack on Seward and Zoe confronts Armitage and he lies again this time saying by the time he alerted the police and it was too late.

The trio return to Keyhole where they are met by Bannister, Jax, and Regan-all are humbled by the fact that they failed to erase the Divergent Point and pray that allowing Alaska to stand as a US State will not turn out to be a factor in the cataclysm that destroys civilization.. Saxon is sent to the medical bay to be looked at by Yang. As he leaves he mumbles…”If only...if only…”

As Armitage is leaving the Keyhole control center Zoe grabs his arm and says she finds its strange that the attackers never laid a hand on either Armitage or herself and that they didn’t even try and rob Saxon…attackers with no motive. Armitage shrugs it off saying you never know about criminal minds. Zoe says, “No…you don’t” and watches him leave.

At that moment the monitor for the shield degradation sends out an alarm and the team looks at the huge over head monitor showing shield strength now at 75% before failure.

Bannister speaks what they are all thinking.

“We’re running out of time people…we’re running out of time.”

The camera fades to black.

9:00 - Sue Happy (R)
"Liebeck vs. McDonald's Restaurants"
In this new reality series, we look at past court cases that involve people suing companies over the most ridiculous things. In this episode, we look into Liebeck vs. McDonald's Restaurants. In 1992, a woman by the name of Stella Liebeck was injured when she spilled hot McDonald's coffee on herself while trying to remove the lid to add cream and sugar to the coffee. The pants she was wearing absorbed the coffee and left 6% of her skin with 3rd degree burns. After years of trying to recover from her incident, Liebeck asked McDonalds for money to help for her medical expenses, $20,000 to be exact. After McDonalds refused to pay that amount, Liebeck hired an attorney in New Mexico to help fight her case. Before the trial was expected to begin, they asked McDonalds for $300,000, and yet again, McDonalds refused to pay. During the trial, Liebecks attorney discovered that the McDonalds coffee was to be kept at 180 degrees F to keep the contents hot. They felt that the coffee was too hot, and presented evidence that the coffee could burn someone in seconds. In August of 1994, a jury of 12 agreed with Liebeck and her attorney and found McDonalds responsible with 80% of the damages, and Liebeck 20% responsible. The jury awarded Liebeck $2.86 million dollars, but the judge in the case lowered that amount to $640,000 dollars. When McDonalds announced they were appealing the sentence, an agreement was reached outside of court to pay Liebeck a little less than $600,000 dollars. After the incident, many companies put "Contents are Hot" on the coffee cups to avoid a legal incident like the one McDonalds suffered.

9:30 - Sue Happy (R)
"Pearson vs. Chung"
In this new reality series, we look at past court cases that involve people suing companies over the most ridiculous things. In this episode, we look into Pearson vs. Chung. In 2005, a man by the name of Roy Pearson Jr. sued Custom Cleaners for $67 million dollars over a lost pair of pants. The "lost pants" were accidentally sent to a different another dry cleaners and were eventually returned to the correct dry cleaners days later. Several days after the expected pick up date of the pants, Custon Cleaners tried to give Pearson his pants back, but he refused to take them. Pearson told people that the pants were not his and he should not have to accept them. He asked the Chungs to pay over $1,000 dollars, the original price of the pants, but the Chungs refused. As a result of this, Pearson took his case to the District of Columbia's Superior Court. The judge accepted the trial on two claims that the Chungs could not uphold as they stated with signs around their business. The Chungs eventually offered $3000, $4600, and $12000 dollars to Pearson, but he shot all of them down. Pearson then demanded the Chungs to pay $67 million dollars for his pants, but eventually reduced the claim to $54 million dollars. Pearson said $51 million dollars of his claim would go to help others who were misled in the Washington D.C. area, and $2 million was to help get rid of the "discomfort, inconvenience, and mental distress" he suffered from the incident. When the trial began in 2007, Pearson cried in court over his lost pants, and the trial had to be suspended for a time so he could compose himself again. Two weeks later, the judge in the case ruled in favor of the Chungs and Custom Cleaners. After the case gained international attention, Pearson lost his job on the Office of Administration Hearings. Pearson continued pursuing the Chungs; however, and in 2009 asked for his case to be re-heard, but he was shot down by the court system. In 2007, the Chungs ended up closing the dry cleaners business that was involved in the trial, citing loss of revenue and emotional strain over the case.

10:00 - You've Got the Wrong Man! (Season Finale)
"Episode 35"
Segment 1: John Epss is serving a life sentence for the murder of caving enthusiast Susan Gray whose body was found in a cave system in Vermont’s north east kingdom. Police say Epps was exploring the same system on the day of the rape and murder. Epps claims he never saw the woman in the vast cave system and is not the sadistic murder authorities make him out to be.

Segment 2: Profile Mark Boneham recently released from a Georgia prison when DNA evidence clears him of a 1984 rape conviction.

Segment 3: Examines the story of Grayson Johnson who died serving a 50 year prison sentence for the murder of his supervisor at the steel mill where he was employed The police eighty years ago said an angry Johnson tossed the man to his death into one of the molten steel vats. Despite no eye witnesses many believe he was railroaded into a conviction when the real murderer-the jealous husband of a woman the supervisor was having and affair with got away with murder until the day he died in 1974.

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable
Roundtable: Bob Saget, Mo'Nique, Wanda Sykes
Topics: Winner of American Idol; Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Says Jesse James is Only Sorry He Got Caught; Lindsay Lohan Goes Blonde; Kelly Preston Expecting Twins?; Heidi Montag Wants to be in Transformers 3; Joe Jonas Dumped Demi He Says

11:30 - Rock the Night
Stand Up on Pop Culture: Lindsay Lohan, Past American Idol Winners, Celebrity Twins
Tonight's Guest: Rob Schneider (Grown Ups)
Tonight's Musical Guest: Katy Perry
Stand Up on Politics: Don't Ask Don't Tell Policy


FRIDAY, MAY 28TH
8:00 - Survivors: Revisited (Season Finale)
"A Look Back"
In the season finale of Survivors: Revisited, the show looks back at the past memorable moments from this season. Some memorable moments include interviews with Ethan, Jenna, Tyson, Coach, Jonny Fairplay, Russell H., Boston Rob, Yau-Man, and Rupert. Each contestant that was featured on this season will also visit the set to give their thoughts on the twenty first season in September.

9:00 - Reality Update (Season Finale)
"Episode 18"
PIFN goes through the week to take a look at the mistakes and funny moments from daytime, primetime, and late night.
This Week: American Idol, The Biggest Loser, Celebrity Apprentice, The City, Dancing with the Stars, Entertainment Tonight, The Hills, The Insider, Inside Edition, Kendra, So You Think You Can Dance, Tyra, The View, Wife Swap, and much more!

10:00 - Celebrity: Guess Who? (Series Finale)
"Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough"
The favorite board game is coming to real life. Each episode features a celebrity hidden and through contestant’s questions and guesses the celebrity will be revealed with the contestant who guesses correctly winning a money prize.

George Lopez hosts as three contestants try to guess the celebrity behind the screen. Trying to use the clues they are given and the yes or no questions they ask, the first contestant to correctly guess the celebrity wins a cash prize, but be careful - if you guess wrong your game-play is over.

11:00 - Rosie's Roundtable (Season Finale)
Roundtable: Joan Rivers, Betty White, Kevin James
Topics: Mariah Carey Quits Tyler Perry Film, Fuels Pregnancy Rumors; Gary Coleman Hospitalized Again; Two Year Old Boy Addicted to Cigarettes; Alicia Keys Engaged, and Pregnant!; Crystal Bowersox Split with Boyfriend Before American Idol Finale; A Look Back at this Seasons Top Moments

11:30 - Rock the Night (Season Finale)
Stand Up on Pop Culture: Brunettes Gone Blonde, American Idol Runner Ups, Season/Series Finales in the 2009-10 Television Season
Tonight's Guest: Salma Hayek, Maria Bello, and Maya Rudolph (Grown Ups)
Tonight's Musical Guest: Miley Cyrus
Stand Up on Politics: Troop Surge in Afghanistan?